He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years

The door of the interrogation room opened silently, Lu Xingzhou strode in, took the workbook and ballpoint pen from the person next to him, sat at the table, and looked at the Tibetan fox squatting on the opposite chair: "About that skull bowl..."

"Ka Ka Ka Ka!" The Tibetan fox bared its teeth and claws excitedly.

"speak English."

"Give me back the bowl!"

Lu Xingzhou struggled to control the urge to hold it down and pluck its hair, and said with a straight face: "Turn into a human form and then speak human language."

"The body is comfortable."

"I don't look well."

Yan Ruyu's voice came from the earphones: "Don't let him deform, team leader, foxes are best at charm..."

Before finishing speaking, the Tibetan fox on the opposite side disappeared, replaced by a simple boy with a generous face and squinting eyes.

The sound in the earphones stopped abruptly.

Tibetan Fox squatted on the chair, touched his butt with his hand back, made sure that the tail was hidden, then turned to Lu Xingzhou and said, "I'm better, return the bowl to me."

"No." Lu Xingzhou looked down at the workbook, "Tang Erzang, you said that you picked up the skull bowl from a garbage dump outside a building a month ago, is that true?"

"The sentences are true."

"The gems on the bowl are worth 10,000+, such a valuable thing, can you pick it up?"

"People who love to laugh will not have bad luck."

"Stop playing tricks on me!"

"I'm not lying to you, I really picked it up." Tibetan Fox raised his finger, "I swear, if there is a lie, my benevolent teacher will die a bad life."

How much hatred you have with Ren Buren!

Lu Xingzhou: "Which building did you pick it up?"

"I don't know what it's called, that building is special~~ don't be high, it's on Zhengrong Road, opposite to the towering square, and there's a musical fountain next to it."

"Shentian Square? It's more than half of Baiye City away from Jinxiu Old Alley. What are you doing there?"

"look for a job."

"Aren't you a pet?" Lu Xingzhou asked suspiciously, "It's enough to be cute, what kind of job are you looking for?"

"I'm not!" The Tibetan fox thumped the table excitedly, "I have an independent personality! I'm different from those coquettish and cheap foxes who get food by scratching their heads!"

Looking at the boy's generous face, Lu Xingzhou felt that it was true: "So what kind of job did you find?"

"Being a graphic model, taking pictures, and being an emoji for social media."

"..."

Coming out of the interrogation room, Lu Xingzhou asked Yan Ruyu to check which units were in that building.

Ten minutes later, Yan Ruyu spread out a long list on Lu Xingzhou's desk: "There is only one Maolin Building opposite the towering square. It is a property under the Lin Group, and there are 10 companies in it."

"Only 12?" Lu Xingzhou pointed to the list and looked at them one by one, "Cafe, yoga studio, supermarket, movie theater... Foundation?"

"This Myththorn Foundation was invested and founded by the Lin Group, focusing on protecting biological habitats, reducing wildlife trade, and helping creatures caught in crisis and suffering."

"How are you doing?"

"You do not know?"

Lu Xingzhou gave her a strange look: "Why should I know?"

"Don't you watch TV or go online? Their annual charity night is more popular than the Spring Festival Gala. It's a gathering of stars. I heard that they raised more than 8000 million donations last year."

"So many???" Lu Xingzhou was taken aback.

"Yes, there may be more this year. Team leader, is the skull bowl owned by this foundation?"

"I don't know, other than them, other people can play with collections." Lu Xingzhou shook his head, "Go to Maolin Building and ask who lost it."

"There shouldn't be some impersonators, right? The gems on it alone are worth hundreds of thousands."

"You don't know how to check their proof materials?" Lu Xingzhou looked at the mentally handicapped expression, "It's really not possible, you can also check the fingerprints on the bowl."

"Oh." Yan Ruyu was very depressed after being scolded, and decisively changed the subject, "It stands to reason that the owner of the skull bowl is so expensive, the owner will definitely call the police, but the strange thing is that there is no report record in the system."

"Weird?"

"Of course it's strange. Didn't you call the police when you lost such a valuable thing?"

Lu Xingzhou sneered: "What if this thing can't be seen?"

"what?"

Lu Xingzhou picked up the remote control and turned on the screen on the wall, and projected photos of the skull bowl from various angles. The silver edge and gemstones on the edge of the bowl were dazzling under the light. He calmly said, "This is a rhinoceros skull."

Yan Ruyu nodded: "Yes."

"The world's largest odd-toed ungulate, with a body length of more than two meters, a shoulder width of one meter, and a weight of five tons. Its skull is just this small?"

"Possibly a cub?"

"Do you think a rhino is a giant panda?"

"Why then?"

Lu Xingzhou clicked on the folder, and a series of photos appeared on the screen. He said slowly, "In Oxford, England, there is a Pitt Rivers Museum, which houses shrunken human heads from the Amazon rainforest."

"What head?" Yan Ruyu felt as if she was hallucinating.

"Dried shrunken heads, there are often armed fights among the local indigenous tribes. In order to prevent revenge from the enemy's soul, they use herbs and spells to concoct the enemy's head into a fist-sized dried shrunken head, so that the deceased's The soul is trapped forever."

Yan Ruyu's expression turned ugly, and she turned her head to stare at the skull bowl: "So you said, this rhinoceros skull was concocted before?"

"I'm really curious, what kind of person would be afraid of a rhino's revenge."

After sending Yan Ruyu to take someone to Maolin Building for a visit, Lu Xingzhou locked the office door behind him, turned off the lights, and lay on the sofa to catch up on sleep when his phone rang suddenly.

He reached out and grabbed the phone, it was the chat software inside the system——

[Canteen—Day Lily] has added you as a friend, do you want to add it to the friend list?

Day lily?Lu Xingzhou's cheerful, fat face appeared in front of his eyes, and he muttered, "Miss Dafan?"What did she add me as a friend?

Wait, didn't Shi Yinyu stab someone on his first day at the job?

He added [Canteen-Day Lily] as a friend, sent a question mark, and watched [Canteen-Day Lily] suddenly become [Canteen-Shi Yinyu].

[Canteen—Shi Yinyu]: Beloved wife, it's me, didn't you guess it? prprprpr

Lick you to paralyze!Lu Xingzhou decisively raised his hand and pressed "Add to Blacklist"...

[Canteen—Shi Yinyu]: Are you trying to block me?

Lu Xingzhou paused with his fingers, then pressed at a faster speed...

[Canteen—Shi Yinyu]: Hey, hey, as long as you are happy, I just want to tell you that the lunch menu is braised duck leg, lion head and fried wax gourd, bye~

The finger stops only 0.000001 mm away from the screen.Braised duck leg, lion head, fried winter melon?goodbye!Lu Xingzhou now wants to block the entire cafeteria.

[Canteen—Shi Yinyu]: Although I was blocked, I still want to say—I love you~

Lu Xingzhou shook his hand, and clicked on "Mark as a special friend", Simata!An extremely vulgar pink heart appeared in front of Shi Yinyu's ID.

Which universe straight man developed this broken software?

Lu Xingzhou stared at that careful heart for more than ten minutes, but he didn't cancel it in the end - all hand slippery in the world is God's will, Amitabha, destiny is hard to break.

He stuffed the phone into the crack of the sofa, pulled off the blindfold to prepare for sleep, and the phone rang again.

Does this guy know that my hands are slippery?Let's block it!

Lu Xingzhou grabbed his mobile phone and found that it was a notice of the opening of the regular meeting from the bureau chief's office.

So when Lu Xingzhou, who hadn't been able to fall asleep for a minute, appeared in the conference room, his face was irritated as if he had been constipated for more than ten days, and he yawned and went to his seat to sit down.

The chairman of the labor union said with a smile: "Xiao Lu, I haven't seen you for a few days, and I'm haggard again."

"Huh?" Lu Xingzhou looked at him suspiciously.

I just heard this veteran vegetable gang spit out a sentence: "You are too old, you have to pay close attention to personal problems."

Lu Xingzhou said with a stern face: "You old man is worrying, I will not consider personal issues for the time being."

"How can you not think about it?"

"The Xiongnu are not destroyed, how can they call themselves home?"

"What's this talking about?" Old Cai Gang held a big tea mug, slowly took a sip of strong tea, and let out a comfortable sigh in his throat, "If there is no personal family, how can we become a great family? It is already an era of peace Lah, your sentence should be changed to the Xiongnu are gone, hurry up and start a family."

Lu Xingzhou said ferociously: "The situation in the demon world is still unstable, the underworld is still sanctioning monsters, there are still demons haunting the underworld, and the leader of the Wind Department in Sixth Heaven City is still at large... You tell me that the Huns are gone?"

The door of the meeting room was pushed open, the office director walked in, glanced around, sat down on the rostrum, and said calmly: "Everyone is here, we are now meeting."

As we all know, the general meeting decides small things, and the small meeting decides big things. Such a scene of various departments gathering together is destined to have a stinky and long meeting schedule, and there is no dry word.

Lu Xingzhou rested his chin on his left hand and held a pen in his right hand. His eyes drooped, as if he was taking notes seriously, but in fact he had already fallen into a coma—he had already practiced the incomparable skill of being able to sleep with his eyes open during a meeting.

Suddenly someone pushed his arm, Lu Xingzhou woke up with a start, and turned to look at the person next to him.

The man pointed to the rostrum.

Lu Xingzhou followed his fingers and saw the director looking at him expressionlessly: "Team Leader Lu, the Government Affairs Office said that your special investigation team's mid-year summary and work plan for the second half of the year have not yet been handed in."

"Oh," Lu Xingzhou opened his mouth to talk nonsense, "It's already done, and it will be handed in this afternoon."

"The list of the special investigation team participating in the advanced training of demon-killing techniques this year has not been reported either."

"I'll let Yan Ruyu give it to you later."

The leader of the weekly duty team interjected: "Five comrades in the special investigation team were late for work last week, and three of them had a lateness rate of over 5%."

Lu Xingzhou spoke righteously: "I will definitely criticize them severely."

"You're the one with the highest lateness rate!"

"...There is something wrong with your attendance system."

The leader of the technology center said: "All the members of your special investigation team failed in the online knowledge competition of laws and regulations organized by the superior, and all members failed."

"The inferior group will carry forward the dedication spirit of not fighting or snatching, and will pass the award qualifications to comrades in other groups." Lu Xingzhou smiled.

The leader seemed to be stuffed with flies: "The first prize is two pieces of soap. I really don't need you to give up. I just ask you to make up the exam quickly. You must score more than 80 points, and don't delay the game."

The accountant knocked on the table: "Leader Lu, I would like to remind you that your team hasn't signed the basic pension insurance payment application form yet, so there is no waiting after the expiration date."

"Our group won't live to the age of receiving a pension."

"Hey, Team Leader Lu..."

"Leader Lu..."

"Leader Lu..."

The leaders of various departments came to besiege one after another, with grievances and revenge, and a weekly meeting turned into a special investigation team criticism meeting, um, it was the same as before.

Lu Xingzhou verbally battled with the leaders and won a complete victory. He walked out of the meeting room with the glory of victory, followed by a group of defeated subordinates.

Noisy every Monday, refreshed.

Not even sleepy bugs.

Humming a little tune, he swayed his head and walked across the corridor to the office. His gaze drifted out of the window and landed on the deck downstairs—a group of people in overalls from the cafeteria were drying dried yellow peaches.

There was a tall and straight figure in the crowd who stood out in particular. He stood in the crowd wearing brand-new overalls so dazzlingly that he seemed to be shining all over. Lu Xingzhou couldn't help but take a second look.

The man suddenly raised his head, his sharp gaze accurately found Lu Xingzhou behind many windows, he smiled while biting a peach pit, and even squeezed his eyes.

Lu Xingzhou decisively turned his face away and muttered softly, "The sixth sense of monsters..."