He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years

"What... what?" Lu Xingzhou was dumbfounded.

"Sister Daylily gave it to me just now, saying that the organization commended me for my serious work and specially issued a reward. The organization is really good," Shi Yinyu said proudly, "I heard from the logistics colleagues that this is the latest model, which is better than yours. Your cell phone is fine, you can use this."

Lu Xingzhou opened his mouth, but didn't say a word, staring at the bitten pear on the logo, he felt that the pear was huge.

He never expected that the time when the phone was sent out for a meal, it came back again.

"Beloved wife? What's the matter?" Shi Yinyu asked suspiciously.

"It's nothing," Lu Xingzhou came back to his senses, "Don't call me my beloved wife."

"There are no outsiders at the moment, hehe." Shi Yinyu showed a bright smile, pulled a stool and sat by his desk, opened the phone case by himself, and said in a long-winded way: "Sister Day Lily said Her son just bought one a few days ago, it cost more than 8000 yuan, oh, it's really beautiful."

This phone is pink, very girlish pink.

She is just as cute as Shi Yinyu.

"Cough, cough..." Lu Xingzhou picked up his teacup, took a sip of the herbal tea to suppress his shock, and said calmly, "Since the organization commended you, you can keep it for yourself. I have a mobile phone."

"I can't use such a high-end one, you use this one, and give me the old mobile phone that was replaced."

"Need not."

"Why not? I heard that this phone is easy to use."

"Really not..."

"Don't be wordy." Shi Yinyu interrupted him.

Lu Xingzhou choked, he didn't expect this guy to have the face to tell him not to talk, isn't it time for you to talk nonsense?

"The canteen is smoky and smoky all day long, and all mobile phones are worn out, so you can take it." Shi Yinyu explained, seeing that Lu Xingzhou still looked reluctant, he clicked his tongue helplessly, and said softly, "obedient."

Seeing that Lu Xingzhou really couldn't resist him: "Okay."

"It should have been like this earlier."

Lu Xingzhou took out his sunflower phone that he had used for five years, and there were several long lines cracked on the screen. He suddenly felt some conscience and hesitated: "This is an old model from several years ago, and the photocell has been replaced three times. Well, let’s buy you a new one.”

"No need, just use yours," Shi Yinyu smiled, "The big brothers in our cafeteria all use old mobile phones replaced by their wives."

Lu Xingzhou raised his eyebrows: "Old... Pom?"

"Spouse, spouse."

"Who is your spouse?" Lu Xingzhou glanced at him, opened the phone, took out the calling card, put it into the new phone, pressed it a few times, and turned it on.

Shi Yinyu leaned next to him, watched him fiddle with the new mobile phone, and said with a smile, "Whoever promises is the one."

"Pi is very happy now?" Lu Xingzhou used his new phone, and his mood improved. He was more tolerant of his hilarious words. After a while, he suddenly remembered something: "Before it's too late, I'll go with you Get a phone card."

Shi Yinyu sat without moving: "I haven't got my ID card yet."

"Use mine."

The two of them went to a nearby business office that was still closed to apply for a mobile phone card. Lu Xingzhou stuffed the card into the old phone and handed it to Shi Yinyu: "Try it, if it doesn't work, I'll buy you a new one."

"Very good." Shi Yinyu turned on the camera immediately, tilted his head against Lu Xingzhou's face, and took a selfie, feeling very satisfied, and whispered, "My wife is so pretty."

"Don't yell."

"The leadership is really nice."

"..." Why do you feel like a sycophant?

Shi Yinyu fiddled with the phone, and asked casually: "Your information or something, don't you want to delete it? Would it be bad if I saw it?"

"It's all text messages from the unit. What's wrong with asking to learn some new meeting spirit all day long?" Lu Xingzhou said, "If you think it's taking up space, just clear it."

"I mean...have you ever chatted with a girl...um, or a boy...Let me first say that I don't mind, there must be many people who like you if you are so good..."

Lu Xingzhou snorted: "Shall I use my second personality to chat with them? I'm too busy!"

Shi Yinyu laughed.

Lu Xingzhou felt that this person was full of gossip.

The two walked out of the business hall, the sun had set for a long time, the heat outside dissipated a little, and the cool evening breeze blew in, bringing the buzz of people from the night market on Yangming Street not far away and the aroma of barbecued food.

Shi Yinyu seldom went out since he was released from prison. When he saw the hustle and bustle of the night market, he was taken aback and said with a smile, "It's very lively."

"Night market." Lu Xingzhou saw the glint in his eyes and asked, "Do you want to go shopping?"

Shi Yinyu clutched his pockets, and sneered: "Let's go shopping after getting paid."

"Let's go, let me invite you." Lu Xingzhou pulled him forward.

Yangming Street is a place where ghosts and monsters live together, and there are Pteris snails sitting nearby, so there is no chaos in other ethnic mixed areas, but it is very safe.

In the center of the street was a large crudely made stage, and a grass-stage band with insufficiency in tone was roaring love songs heart-piercingly.

Next to the stage, there are two tigers walking upright, wearing only a pair of tight briefs, showing muscular muscles and sexy patterns, with a pink bow tied at the tip of their tails.

Judging from the iron plates held in their palms, the two tiger brothers should be waiters at the barbecue stall next door.

The owner of the barbecue stand is an old goat, and he is roasting the kidney of the lamb.

Lu Xingzhou was waiting for his grilled gluten, so he asked Shi Yinyu, "Do you want to eat that? Roast ten skewers?"

"You don't want me to sleep tonight."

Lu Xingzhou didn't realize it for a moment, he was stunned for a few seconds, and then suddenly realized that this guy had made a fucking tease of himself again, and cursed with a smile, "Go to hell!"

Shi Yinyu laughed with him.

After laughing like a fool for a while, Shi Yinyu leaned close to Lu Xingzhou's ear and whispered, "Do you know? During those years in prison, I survived every night thinking of you."

The two were too close, Lu Xingzhou felt the man's warm breath hit his ears, it was so itchy, half of his face was burning, he tried his best to hold his rapid breathing, pretending to be confused: " Huh? What are you talking about? It's too loud, I can't hear you."

Shi Yinyu looked at his flushed cheeks, smiled wider, and said softly, "It's fine if you can't hear clearly, don't say good things twice."

"Is that a good word for you?"

"Didn't you say you couldn't hear clearly?"

Lu Xingzhou fell into this guy's pit suddenly, and hummed hard: "I didn't hear clearly, but you can tell from your thief that you can't spit ivory out of your mouth."

"..." Shi Yinyu found himself being scolded again.

"Hey, brother, your roasted gluten is ready!" The cheerful voice of the barbecue stand owner sounded.

After paying the money, Lu Xingzhou took the roasted gluten and walked out with a smile.

Shi Yinyu chased after him and hugged him affectionately by the shoulders.

On the bustling streets there were crowds of people, people with shoulders and backs everywhere, Lu Xingzhou didn't bother to talk, he let him climb on him like a sloth.

"It's so good... and the conditions..."

A low sigh of emotion came from beside his ear, and instantly dissipated in the surrounding noise.

Lu Xingzhou really didn't hear clearly this time, so he subconsciously asked, "Huh? What did you say?"

"I said, this roasted gluten is really delicious." Shi Yinyu tilted his head, took a string of gluten from the bamboo stick in his hand, and munched happily.

Lu Xingzhou smiled and handed a few bunches to him.

"No, I like to eat from your hands."

"What's wrong..." Lu Xingzhou muttered.

The two ate, drank and strolled from one end of the street to the other. This side was far away from the center, the lights were dimming, and even the evening breeze was much cooler.

There are some stalls on the side of the street, selling all kinds of rubbish, such as Dali King Kong Pills, Tang Monk Meat, Three Corpse Brain Pills, Love Flower Poison...

Lu Xingzhou stopped in front of a small booth.

This stall was very small, only the size of a towel, and it was placed alone at the outermost edge of the street.

The stalls are selling "Buddha beads consecrated by eminent monks", "extreme emerald jadeite", "800-year-old beeswax"...

A small figure squatted beside him.

Lu Xingzhou picked up a piece of "Jadeite" and looked at the lights of the booth next to him. He saw a thick green and amazing water, and asked in surprise, "Tang Erzang, where did you get the rare treasure?"

Tibetan fox looked up at him with dead fish eyes: "Do you want to buy it?"

"Not buying."

"If you don't buy it, I won't tell you." The Tibetan fox made a mistake when transforming into shape, and forgot to put back his ears, and the branches were on the top of his short hair, without knowing it.

Lu Xingzhou involuntarily stretched out his hand to touch the two balls of fur.

The Tibetan fox withdrew its ears instantly.

"It's not cute!" Lu Xingzhou disliked.

Tibetan fox said angrily: "You are molesting! It is sexual harassment! It is racial discrimination!!!"

Lu Xingzhou withdrew his hand, feeling that the fox was going to complain to the Transboundary Animal Protection Alliance in a few minutes, and said with a smile, "Aren't you an emoji model? Why are you reduced to setting up a stall for a living after not seeing you for a few days?"

"A set of emoticons can be used for a long time. Besides, the trend of the Internet changes every day. Now panda emoticons are becoming popular."

"Netizens are even more ruthless than scumbags." Lu Xingzhou sighed.

The so-called Cao Cao Cao Cao will be there, say a scumbag, and the scumbag will appear in front of you.

Lu Xingzhou was squatting by the booth arguing with the Tibetan fox. He felt someone pulling his arm. He turned his head suspiciously and saw Shi Yinyu pointing to a food stall not far away: "Look over there, isn't that the Wine Bottle Man?"

"Bottle man?" Lu Xingzhou was taken aback, looked closely, and found that the man over there who was kissing and arm-arming with a girl was indeed Li Kele.

Shi Yinyu: "Didn't you say yesterday that he had a car accident?"

Lu Xingzhou is also thinking about this question, can the human body recover so quickly?It's really a minor injury that can't be the front line. He came out to pick up girls the next day after the car accident. His body is made of iron.

"No," Lu Xingzhou suddenly sensed something was wrong, and frowned, "This fucking..."

"This is a puppet." Shi Yinyu said.