He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years

"Sister Yan, you can't blame me for this." Li Kele still felt aggrieved, and muttered, "I didn't know that you would use my body. If I had known, I would have protected it."

Yan Ruyu pointed between his legs: "You...you were so rotten back then, how can you still have sex with others?"

"It was bad step by step. It was fine the next day after I just came back." When it came to the most important thing for a man, Li Kele argued with reason, stretched out three fingers, and said proudly, "Three hours, hehehe. "

"Hey what hey!" Mrs. Li couldn't bear it anymore, and slapped his hand, "You shameless little bastard, you're so mad at mom!"

Yan Ruyu gasped: "The next day... your quality is really good!"

"Natural, Johnson's." Li Kele winked at her, "Are you free this weekend?"

"No." Yan Ruyu said firmly.

"Next Mon……"

"No."

"next Tuesday……"

"I don't have time every day. I have devoted all my time to world peace." Yan Ruyu put her right hand on her chest, raised her face slightly, and said in a straight voice, "I love to work overtime, and overtime makes me happy."

Li Kele: "..."

After coming out of the hospital and saying goodbye to Wu Wang, Lu Xingzhou and Yan Ruyu walked towards the bus station together, passing by a mobile phone shop that was still open, Lu Xingzhou stopped suddenly.

Yan Ruyu was puzzled: "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing."

"Oh." Just as Yan Ruyu was about to continue walking, she found that Lu Xingzhou had turned a corner and walked into the business hall, "Hey, team leader, are you charging the phone bill?"

Lu Xingzhou didn't answer her. He walked to the display cabinet, looked at the dazzling array of mobile phones, turned around three times, and asked a salesperson, "Comrade, do you have any PHS here?"

Yan Ruyu almost sprained her ankle when she heard it.

The salesperson said with a smile: "You really know how to joke, PHS has withdrawn from the Internet in the last life."

"Oh..." Lu Xingzhou said, "Which one is the cheapest mobile phone here?"

Salesperson: "Sir, are you drinking too much to have fun? How can a person like you choose the cheapest mobile phone when buying a mobile phone? Our store has the latest Yali mobile phone - upphoneXXL, which is just right for you."

Lu Xingzhou took out his bank card: "How much?"

"You are very lucky, this new mobile phone, our store is doing activities, the current standard configuration is only 8888 yuan."

Lu Xingzhou paused: "Let's make it cheaper."

"If you are a valued member of our store, you can get a 99% discount and take this phone away at a super affordable price of 8799 yuan!"

"..." Lu Xingzhou's eyes straightened.

The salesperson asked tentatively, "Sir?"

Lu Xingzhou put away his bank card: "I'm just a noble mammal."

Coming out of the business hall, Lu Xingzhou looked up at the sky and let out a deep sigh.

Yan Ruyu muttered: "Do you want to buy a mobile phone for elder brother? I think that Yali mobile phone is not bad. It's only three months' salary. No matter what you say, elder brother is still the leader. The things you use should be a little higher."

"When you're old, what grade are you pursuing?" Lu Xingzhou touched the bank card in his pocket and said old-fashionedly, "Old people must have the consciousness of old people."

"What old people..." Yan Ruyu was speechless, "How old can big brother be!"

"It's about a thousand years old."

Yan Ruyu: "???"

Do you work too much overtime and your mind is out of order?

There was a loud noise, and the two turned their faces away. In the square not far away, some unknown organization was doing activities. On the rough and simple stage, a group of scantily clad Internet celebrities were posing.

"What's this for?" Lu Xingzhou asked.

Yan Ruyu looked at it for a while: "Let's promote the product."

The summer night's breeze was blowing, a piece of paper was blown by the wind, and fell on Lu Xingzhou's face. He frowned, grabbed the scrap of paper, glanced at it casually, and found that there was a number on it: "419... …What does this mean?"

Yan Ruyu shook her head: "I don't know..."

As soon as the words fell, there was a sudden burst of cheers from the side of the stage, and a host with a face full of collagen shouted excitedly: "Look which audience will take away our lucky prize tonight! The number is out! 419! 419! 419 !"

Lu Xingzhou: "What the hell are they shouting?"

Yan Ruyu was dumbfounded, rubbed her eyes, and looked intently at Lu Xingzhou's hand. The three big black characters 419 stood out on the yellow piece of paper.

The host was still saying loudly: "The audience who got number 419, please come on stage!"

"Here..." Yan Ruyu grabbed Lu Xingzhou's hand and raised it, "Here! Here!!!"

Lu Xingzhou was abruptly pushed onto the stage by Yan Ruyu, and he numbly handed the piece of paper to the host, and then was forced to stuff it into a square box.

I heard the deafening voice of the host next to me: "Congratulations! You have won our lucky prize! This latest Yali mobile phone - upphoneXXL is for you!!!"

"!!!" Lu Xingzhou held the square box, and his heart stopped suddenly.

Host: "This lucky viewer, I would like to interview you. What do you think about our products?"

Lu Xingzhou blinked blankly, and cleared his throat under the host's sincere eyes: "This is a very good product, advancing with the times, in line with international standards, and promoting positive energy..."

The host was stunned, and looked back at the advertising screen, making sure that he had been promoting for an entire night, and it was women's underwear.

After walking off the stage, Lu Xingzhou felt that it was not good to just take someone's mobile phone for nothing.

Yan Ruyu didn't have any psychological burden. She looked at the phone case over and over again, and said carelessly: "This is the most common square promotion. Set up a stage, hold an event, and draw a prize on the spot to attract the audience. There is nothing wrong with it. You're lucky."

"At least buy some products." Lu Xingzhou walked to the booth and suddenly realized, "Women's underwear?"

Yan Ruyu spread her hands: "Look, you buy it, don't buy it for me, this is sexual harassment."

Just as Lu Xingzhou was about to turn around and leave, the promotion staff had already greeted him with a smile: "Isn't this the lucky audience just now? You want to buy underwear for your wife? Our underwear is good and cheap, 38 yuan a piece, buy one get two free, very good Good deal."

"..."

"Sir, what's your wife's size?"

Lu Xingzhou lowered his voice and asked Yan Ruyu, "What's Shi Yinyu's size?"

"Are you fucking crazy???" Yan Ruyu's hair stood on end.

Lu Xingzhou guessed: "110...A?"

Promoter: "???"

It was already past ten o'clock in the evening when we returned to Pteris snails. After getting out of the elevator, Lu Xingzhou raised his eyes and saw Shi Yinyu hovering in front of his room door, startled: "What are you doing?"

Shi Yinyu turned his head, his eyes sparkled: "You are back!"

"Spicy... I'm going back to my room first, goodbye, good night, have a good dream, goodnight!" Yan Ruyu yo-yoed immediately.

Lu Xingzhou came over, took out the key and opened the door.

Shi Yinyu followed him in consciously.

Lu Xingzhou's room was very simple, just a single bed, a table, a kettle beside the table, and a basin stand behind the door with some toiletries on it.

The door, which had been locked for a day during the day, was suddenly opened at night, and the air was filled with warm moisture.

Shi Yinyu looked around calmly, his eyes sinking.

Lu Xingzhou picked up the kettle and shook it, and found that there was still a small half of it. He took out a bucket of instant noodles from the box under the table, opened it, poured water, and the water didn't steam at all.

Shi Yinyu frowned: "You haven't eaten all this time? When is the water here?"

Lu Xingzhou didn't answer, just took a book and pressed it on the instant noodle bucket, looked at Shi Yinyu, and answered the wrong question: "You don't sleep most of the night, what are you hanging around in front of my door?"

"Passing by."

"Do you think I'm blind?"

Shi Yinyu stood up and left without saying a word.

Lu Xingzhou looked at his back in surprise, thinking this guy took the wrong medicine?What's the wind at night?

He walked over, locked the latch behind the door, came back and opened the instant noodle bucket, stirred vigorously with chopsticks, soaked the hard dough in warm water, picked it up and took a bite, it was crunchy and quite delicious.

The door was pushed, but it didn't open, and then there was a rude knock on the door, and Shi Yinyu yelled outside: "Open the door."

"...Aren't you leaving?" Lu Xingzhou put down his chopsticks and went to open the door.

Shi Yinyu came back carrying a big plastic bag: "I'll just go back to the room to get something, and you locked the door too quickly in less than 30 seconds." He paused, then suddenly raised his voice, "Did you do it on purpose? "

"..."

"You just want to lock me out!"

"My lord," Lu Xingzhou looked at him speechlessly, "This is my room, my room alone."

Your room is my room.

Shi Yinyu blinked his eyes, didn't dare to say anything, but just let out a resentful laugh: "I didn't say no."

"Then you still go in and out like this?"

"Isn't this here to bring you something to eat?" Shi Yinyu put the plastic bag on the ground and opened it, revealing a bunch of colorful packaging bags.

Lu Xingzhou squatted down, picked up the packaging bag and looked at it, surprised: "Beef jerky? Pork shop? Yakult? This... When did you buy it? Where did you get the money from?"

"I bought it from a small piece of wood."

"You little brother is quite considerate..."

Shi Yinyu tore open a pack of beef jerky and handed it to him: "Don't eat your instant noodles, I should have saved some dinner for you, the cafeteria made red bean cold cake tonight, I remember you used to like it. "

"Did you stay?"

"I thought you ate out!"

Lu Xingzhou bit the beef jerky and said with a smile: "You still say you didn't keep it? Are you greedy for me on purpose?"

Seeing his smiling face, Shi Yinyu couldn't help laughing, flicked his forehead with his fingers, and said with a smile: "I was wrong."

The two sat on the edge of the bed, and Lu Xingzhou ate beef jerky with Yakult, and found that working and living in the same unit as Shi Yinyu was not a bad thing.

"Is it not going well with Bottle Man?"

"Ah."

"Can't find An Leixi?"

Lu Xingzhou hesitated for a moment, wondering if it would be bad to discuss the case with this person, then he thought that he was not an outsider, so he nodded: "I invited Taoist priests from the Zhanyan School to help me find An Lei with spiritualism. Xi, but failed."

"Spiritualism...you need the birth date of the dead soul and the things you have touched before you were alive. What do you use?"

"The body of Bottle Man."

"Haha, as expected of a leader, he has ideas." Shi Yinyu praised, "Bottleman just came into contact with An Leixi half a month ago, and the breath is strong. It should go well. Why did it fail?"

Mentioning this reason, Lu Xingzhou felt bad, "The Wine Bottle Man did it with someone else the next day, and I suspect he even did it with several people, making An Leixi's aura already overwhelmed."

Shi Yinyu was stunned: "Can this still be covered?"

"Can't be covered?"

The two stared at each other.

After staring at each other for a moment, Shi Yinyu said dully, "I don't know."

Does subduing demons still need sexual experience? ? ?

Lu Xingzhou remained expressionless, and said dryly, "I don't know either."

The atmosphere became inexplicably awkward, as if all the water vapor in the air had turned into ice slag, freezing the entire room.

After a while, Lu Xingzhou took a sip of Yakult, and let out a piercing "chi yo yo", the bottle was empty.

Shi Yinyu opened another bottle, inserted a straw and handed it to him, and said awkwardly, "Well... how about we... um... try it?"

"Great idea!" Lu Xingzhou praised, "The two of us will do it first, and then I will ask someone else to do it to see if the breath will be covered. Your method makes sense."

"There's a reason!!!" Shi Yinyu wished he could slap himself to death for coming up with such a bad idea.

Lu Xingzhou laughed out loud.

Shi Yinyu felt tired.

Lu Xingzhou smiled and said: "So you actually suspect that the bottle man should still have An Leixi's aura, and there is another reason for the failure of the soul call?"

"Well, Bottle Man's injuries are not healed yet, but it was actually caused by An Leixi, how could he not have her breath?"

"Then why did it fail?" Lu Xingzhou thought, "The soul-calling technique of the Zhanyan school is mandatory, even if the dead soul is not willing, they have to be called to come, unless..."

"Unless she can't come."

"Could it be caught by a ghost messenger?"

Shi Yinyu has always been very prejudiced against Hades. Hearing this, he immediately spared no effort to slander: "The possibility is very small. The efficiency of the civil servants in Hades is extremely low. An Leixi, a small dead soul, can make such a big battle!" Fighting, it shows that she has some abilities, and it shouldn't be too difficult to avoid the ghost's arrest."

"Where does she have the ability?" Lu Xingzhou thought of a question, "She was just a model when she was alive, and she was famous on the Internet, but she died before she became popular. Could it be that absorbing a few more men's yang energy can really increase her cultivation?"

Shi Yinyu's heart trembled, and he shouted: "Don't try it blindly!"

"What am I trying..." Lu Xingzhou suddenly reacted, and the Luojia fire was ignited in the palm of his hand, "Are you fucking trying to lose your soul?"

Shi Yinyu hid half a meter away in an instant, and raised his hands in surrender: "Don't be angry, don't be angry."

From the corner of his eye, Lu Xingzhou glanced at the iron bracelet on his wrist, without moving his expression, he put away the flame naturally, and patted the mattress next to him.

Shi Yinyu came back and sat down with a smirk, and said with a smile: "I have practiced for so many years, and I have never seen a female ghost who can really increase her cultivation by making out with a man. Yan's good thing is a kind of joy that two people love each other. , it’s just a kind of pleasure, there have been many pros and cons attached to this matter throughout the ages, in the final analysis, it’s just an excuse.”

Lu Xingzhou: "An Leixi has no reason to become stronger, but she does have some abilities, isn't it contradictory?"

"What if there are other people behind her."

Lu Xingzhou nodded, feeling that what he said made sense, and added: "That fleshy silkworm is also very strange, it turned out to be a kind of ghost creature that has not been recorded in the book."

"Ghost creature?" Shi Yinyu asked.

Lu Xingzhou told him the conclusions of the laboratory team, and thought: "After she died, she was not taken to reincarnation by ghost messengers, and she was probably stranded in the human world, but she was able to get ghost creatures, and she has very strong abilities, and, The sun is very strong during the day today, but she dared to show up at noon, jumping down from the unobstructed traffic lights... there must be someone behind her, or some mysterious organization."

The two chatted while eating, and when they suddenly remembered the time, they realized that it was past one o'clock in the middle of the night. Shi Yinyu helped him clean up the garbage, took his leave and left.

Lu Xingzhou leaned against the door, watching his back getting further and further away.

The headlights in the corridor have been turned off, only a few small wall lamps on the wall are still shining faintly, casting long shadows on the ground.

Lu Xingzhou magically stretched out his right hand, let the light shine on his palm, and cast the shadow on the head of Shi Yinyu's shadow.

As if stroking him.

Shi Yinyu turned around suddenly.

Lu Xingzhou's arm stiffened.

Shi Yinyu looked at his strange gestures: "What are you doing?"

"That..." Lu Xingzhou's eloquent tongue was tied up for the first time, and he opened his mouth several times, but he didn't say a word, as if he had lost his ability to organize words in an instant.

Shi Yinyu laughed: "What's the matter?"

"fine."

Shi Yinyu looked at him helplessly, and said with a smile: "Go to bed early, you are tired enough today, sleep more tomorrow morning, I will send breakfast to your office."

"it is good."

"love you."

"I'm going to sleep." Lu Xingzhou closed the door expressionlessly, and with a trace of spiritual consciousness went outside, he realized that Shi Yinyu had returned to his room, he breathed a sigh of relief, leaned his back on the door, raised his left hand, and twitched hard. He slapped his right hand and muttered: Call you cheap!