He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years

The arrest of Jing Cong caused an uproar in the society. People were shocked to find out that the Mithorn Foundation, an organization focused on biological rescue, was actually killing living things.

For a while, there was a lot of quarrels on social platforms, and the flames of war even ignited the principle of racial equality that was generally accepted by everyone before, saying that these monsters are naturally aggressive and have no concept of good and evil, so they should not be allowed to live in the same room as other peaceful creatures. Under a piece of blue field.

It's all a lie to share the same breath and fate. Everyone's energy metabolism rate is different, how can it be possible to breathe the same?

Some civil science experts have calculated that in the same period of time, for every breath of oxygen a human being takes, ghosts take half a breath, monsters take three breaths, and monsters take a full thirty breaths. The total oxygen in the air only accounts for 21%. When ghosts, demons, and demons suck together, only 0.6% of human beings remain, which is even lower than the proportion of rare gases.

In other words, because of the existence of monsters, human beings have been expelled from the aerobic biological world!

what does this mean?

It means that humans who once stood at the top of the evolutionary tree are now at the same level as the lactic acid bacteria in yogurt.

Lu Xingzhou sat in the dining room, turned over a page of the newspaper vigorously, and frowned. There was a dinner plate on the table, with braised prawns and grilled eggplant, all of which were steaming.

"Eat well, what newspaper are you reading?" Shi Yinyu came over with a bowl of soup, took off his chef's hat, sat opposite him, and glanced at the newspaper, "Uh..."

Shocking big red characters——

Human = lactic acid bacteria!

Shi Yinyu didn't understand: "What is this? New technology? Scientists' research on human beings is really changing with each passing day."

"The theory of the threat of demons, the core idea can be summed up in one sentence, that human insomnia and dreams, shortness of breath and blood stasis, weak palace cold, infertility and even AIDS and syphilis, etc. all diseases are caused by living in the same world with demons. .” Lu Xingzhou stood up and put the newspaper back on the shelf by the wall.

Shi Yinyu saw the name of the newspaper: "Bai Ye Humanity Daily".

"Hey, this newspaper interviewed me! When I was just released from prison, their chief reporter waited for me at the gate of the prison for two hours and asked me what I would do first after I got out of prison. I said of course it was to find my beloved wife. I want to die."

Lu Xingzhou chuckled, and said coolly, "You mean this issue?" He flipped through the books and newspapers rack, took out a newspaper and threw it on Shi Yinyu's face.

"Tsk, so rude..." Shi Yinyu grabbed the newspaper and turned it over to read, oh, the headline on the front page, out of the cell and into the bridal chamber, bluntly said that he wanted to die-the bad nature of the devil!

"He's farting! Why did he get into the bridal chamber???" Shi Yinyu was so wronged that he wanted to rush to smash the editorial department, and said depressedly, "How can there be such a blessing!"

"..." Lu Xingzhou thought about it for a while, and felt that this guy was teasing him, so his face darkened, "Go to work, don't interfere with my meal here!"

Shi Yinyu smiled and said: "My work is done. Today, Miss Huang Huacai gave me half a day off, saying that I assisted you in handling a big case yesterday, so let me have a good rest today. Why didn't Secretary Yan come to eat?"

"I went to the concert, and she got a VIP ticket, so she doesn't have a seat, so I have to queue up early to get a good seat, so that I can interact with her idol." Lu Xingzhou said, picked up the prawns and ate them.

Shi Yinyu looked at him with a smile, thinking that his beloved wife even eats shrimps so good-looking that she doesn't need to peel them with her hands, and spits out the shrimp shells when she rolls her tongue.

He said happily: "Seeing you eating shrimp, I suddenly want to eat a song..."

"Puff...cough cough cough..." Lu Xingzhou choked.

"Don't get excited," Shi Yinyu hurriedly took a tissue and handed it to him, "I wrote you eight thousand poems, if not ten thousand, I can read it to you slowly, don't worry."

Lu Xingzhou was wiping his mouth in embarrassment, when he heard this, he couldn't breathe immediately, and hurriedly said: "No, no, no need!"

After finally stopping this guy's flourishing poetry, Lu Xingzhou finished his lunch in twos and left the cafeteria as if escaping. Thinking of the future, he couldn't help but feel gloomy and heavy.

Passing by the internment room, he suddenly heard a noise. Lu Xingzhou walked over suspiciously, and saw the Tibetan fox clawing at the iron window of the internment room, yelling at the brambles inside and spitting in it.

Bai Lingxi's soul crawled back and forth through the bars, sometimes comforting the agitated Tibetan fox, and sometimes comforting the brambles who were scolded.

The colleague guarding the internment room was sitting next to him playing with his mobile phone with a calm expression on his face.

Lu Xingzhou was surprised: "With such an argument, can you sit still?"

The colleague raised his head, showing a face with three bloodstains, and cried: "If you can't sit down, you have to sit. That Tibetan fox has learned the virtue of a shrew from somewhere. I stop him. He says he is protecting animals. I will stop him." Stop him, he said he is a woman, and I still stop him, he will pounce on me..."

Lu Xingzhou wondered who else he could learn from?That bitch Yan Ruyu, the nail marks on my chin are still there!Hey, wait...

"Is he a woman?"

"Our A Zang is a boy." Bai Lingxi turned around and said.

Lu Xingzhou clicked his tongue: "Yan Ruyu doesn't teach me anything!"

"But I'm used to it," my colleague said helplessly. "It's just that the suspects locked inside used to be arguing, but now the suspects are very honest. The families of the victims outside are more emotional. Alas, please be considerate."

Lu Xingzhou expressed his admiration.

"Ah Zang, be careful, don't fall," Bai Lingxi put his hands next to the window, as if supporting the buttocks of a Tibetan fox, and gently persuaded, "Get down from the window first, and scratch the window panes of the house." No, Brother Bai can't afford to pay."

"Let him pay!" Tibetan Fox stuck his fingers into the window lattice, wishing to poke Jing Cong's forehead, and said arrogantly, "He made a lot of money by doing bad things!"

"It's all stolen money, and it will be confiscated. Brother Ah Cong is also a poor man now."

"He doesn't deserve to be an older brother!"

"Okay, brother Ah Cong."

"He doesn't deserve to be a younger brother either!"

"It's neither elder brother nor younger brother, so what is he?"

"He's a pig! A dog! No, he's not even worthy of a mammal!"

"He's not a mammal, A Cong is a thorn, a plant."

"..." Tibetan Fox was stunned for a moment, then suddenly cried out, "Wow! You're partial to him!!!"

Bai Lingxi quickly comforted him: "No, no, Brother Bai likes A Zang the most. Can A Zang get down from the window first?"

Lu Xingzhou rolled his eyes as he watched, thinking that Bai Lingxi was too good-tempered. He reached out and pulled the Tibetan fox off the window lattice, hugged it in his arms, and stroked the soft hair: "You are too disturbing."

The Tibetan fox cried until his head twitched: "Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu."

"..." Lu Xingzhou slapped him lightly on the back of the head, "Such a big head, why should I touch it twice? Someone begged me to touch it, but I still haven't touched it."

Shi Yinyu, who was changing in the locker room, sneezed.

The Tibetan fox covered its head with two paws, whimpering: "It will shed its hair!"

"Nonsense, touch it a few more times, massage the hair follicles, it will become more lush, come on, let me touch it for you a few more times..."

Before the words fell, Tibetan Fox turned into a boy.

Lu Xingzhou immediately abandoned him in disgust, wishing he could wash his hands now.

Bai Lingxi stood beside him, and exclaimed in surprise: "A Zang can transform! A Zang has grown into a big boy!" He floated around the Tibetan fox's face, and said happily, "Our A Zang His human figure is so handsome, the sky is round and the place is round, and it looks like Ze Yun's long-lasting good fortune!"

Tibetan fox covered his face in embarrassment.

Lu Xingzhou brought Tibetan Fox to the reception room and asked him to sit down with Bai Lingxi to talk, and finally managed to stabilize the source of the noise, exhausted physically and mentally.

Back in the office, making myself a cup of tea, the door was knocked twice.

"Come in."

Shi Yinyu's smiling face appeared behind the door.

Lu Xingzhou was surprised: "What's the matter?"

"That..." Shi Yinyu scratched his hair, "Can you lend me your car?"

Lu Xingzhou: "You want to go out? Where are you going? What are you doing? Who are you with?"

"Isn't it because the ID card hasn't been settled yet? I'll go to the police station. I won't be with anyone, just me."

"Can you find the police station by yourself?"

"Xiao Mumu drew a map for me." Shi Yinyu took out a piece of paper from his pocket and spread it out for him to read. "He just went to do it, and the route was planned for me."

Lu Xingzhou looked at the map with exquisite lines and detailed content in front of him, and unconsciously tapped his fingers on the table: "The drawing is quite beautiful...huh."

Shi Yinyu was stunned for a moment, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind. He grabbed the map, threw it into a trash can in a ball, and said in a serious and proud voice: "I can't find the police station."

Lu Xingzhou: "..."

Ten minutes later, Lu Xingzhou pushed out a small sheep electric scooter that was covered in thick dust from the underground garage, beat it a few times with his hands, and choked himself to cough.

"This..." Shi Yinyu was so heartbroken that he couldn't breathe: his beloved wife suffered...

Lu Xingzhou threw a helmet over: "Don't play tricks, get in the car."

"Oh."

The little sheep chugs out of the snail.

It was uncomfortably hot, although it was a cloudy day, but it was still suffocatingly hot and humid in the middle of the afternoon, but it looked like it was going to rain, and I hope it will be cooler after the next rain.

"I said," Lu Xingzhou said angrily, "Don't lie on my back, just like a stove."

"hot?"

"Nonsense, it's 38 degrees today, go down and lie on the ground now and try it, the pork chops will be mature in ten seconds."

"Hahaha..." Shi Yinyu laughed dryly, and muttered: Why do you always love to swear?Yesterday they said I was a turtle, today they said I was a pig, the species are different...

He lay on Lu Xingzhou's back and did not move, quietly mobilized the power of the devil, turned his body around, and asked with a smile: "So, is it cooler?"

Lu Xingzhou's back felt cold, as if he had an ice cube on his back, he trembled all over, and cursed: "Fuck you, what are you doing? Don't seek death."

"It's comfortable like this."

"Nonsense, you are as weak as a braised chicken now, don't mess with your body."

Well, another species has changed.

Shi Yinyu smiled and said, "It's okay, it's a piece of cake."

"If you keep messing around, I'll go back. You can go to the police station on your own."

Shi Yinyu just gave up, thinking how could he be so weak?It's just a matter of adjusting the basal metabolic rate and forcibly absorbing the surrounding heat into your body. It's really a piece of cake.

In the police station, they had to be numbered, and the two sat on a bench waiting for their number to be called.Lu Xingzhou boredly looked at Shi Yinyu's release certificate: "The original sentence was 999 years, but the actual sentence was 9 years... How did you reduce your sentence so much?"

"I'm trying my best."

"Ok?"

Shi Yinyu counted on his fingers: "I started working in a printing factory, printing college entrance examination papers, and found a scientific error, and my sentence was reduced by 10 years."

"Um???"

"Later, I went to the toy factory and sewed dolls for Xiaobai, and proposed a change. The sewn Xiaobai can lay eggs while eating, and the prison sentence will be reduced by 20 years."

"WTF?"

"I also planted land, and the yield per mu was 30 jin, and my sentence was reduced by [-] years."

"..."

"And I published poems in many newspapers, expressing my thoughts on you, and expressing my yearning for world peace by the way, commuting my sentence by 900 years."

Lu Xingzhou took out his mobile phone and muttered, "I want to report some departments' dereliction of duty with my real name, it's unreasonable..."

Shi Yinyu laughed loudly, and tapped his forehead with his fingers: "Just kidding."

After playing, he jumped up and strode towards the service window. At the same time, the horn sounded on the radio: Please go to window 419 from 6 to handle...

Lu Xingzhou sat on the bench, looked at Shi Yinyu's long back, and couldn't help laughing.

The phone vibrated suddenly, and Lu Xingzhou connected: "Hello? What's the matter?"

"Big thing," Yan Ruyu's voice came from the microphone, "I saw a woman just now, she looks like Aman."

Lu Xingzhou suddenly became serious: "Where did you see it?"

"Here at the concert, I asked Gang Yazi to line up there, and when I came out to buy a bottle of soda, I saw a figure flashing past me from a distance, my eyes were so bright, and her name immediately popped into my mind at that moment , Fugitive Oman!"

Lu Xingzhou felt unreal: "She absconded in fear of crime, and dare to go to the concert? Don't be mistaken."

"I know her even when she turned into ashes, that ugly girl, when I first went to Maolin Mansion, she said I was rustic, I will never forget her ugly face!"

Lu Xingzhou: "..."

"In short, don't talk nonsense, come here quickly, I'll check again, there are too many people here, and they will disappear in a blink of an eye."

"Okay, I'll go when I'm done."

"What are you doing?"

"Accompany that... to apply for an ID card." Lu Xingzhou said vaguely.

Yan Ruyu howled immediately: "Fuck you! What is that? Is it Shi Yinyu? Team leader, you can do it now, and you don't even need a job to fool around with your man!"

Lu Xingzhou hung up the phone expressionlessly.