He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years

The night is getting late, but the moonlight is brighter and brighter. The ripples on the water surface are turbulent, and the floating light is golden. The sound of rushing water is getting more and more urgent. Occasionally, a few low-pitched whimpers can be heard in the sound of water, quickly drifting away in the dense mist .

After a long time, the water surface returned to silence, and the fine moonlight gradually closed, and with the evening wind blowing, the gentle water waves were slightly wrinkled.

Lu Xingzhou panted and opened his eyes, propped his upper body up, and stared down at the man below.

Shi Yinyu's eyes were closed tightly, as if he was concentrating on gathering energy. A few strands of black magic energy escaped from his body, diffused into the spring water, and disappeared quietly, as if absorbed into the white jade at the bottom of the pool.

Lu Xingzhou's eyes gradually softened, filled with moonlight and obsession.

——Since the prehistoric times of the universe, galaxies have spread out. On the vast and vast plains, the world of mortals has rolled by, and boundless crimes and grievances have spread in every dark corner, but it is impossible to condense another Shi Yinyu.

His little monster...

"Is husband pretty?" Shi Yinyu's smiling voice sounded.

He slowly opened his eyes, and there was a large group of demonic energy in his deep eyes. As his eyes fixed on Lu Xingzhou's face, the demonic energy quickly dissipated, and his eyes were clear and black and white.

Lu Xingzhou wiped his eyelids with a smile: "Of course it looks good, the child I raised, follow my father."

"You haven't put on your clothes yet, and you're playing ethical stalking again?" Shi Yinyu put his arms around his back and pressed it hard.

Lu Xingzhou fell down suddenly.

Shi Yinyu clasped the back of his neck with one hand, pressed him tightly to his chest, raised his head, held his lips, and kissed him forcefully.

The two kissed lingeringly, and the glamorous breath permeated the water mist.

It took a long time before they parted, Lu Xingzhou licked the corners of his lips and chuckled, "Is this hot spring a good place?"

"As long as there is you, anywhere is a good place."

"Oh, this little mouth is sweet." Lu Xingzhou laughed, stretched out his hand to pick up a handful of spring water, looked at the bright starlight refracted by the water as it slipped from his fingers, and said leisurely, "I'm thinking that this hot spring can not only purify the magic breath, but also bring Sweetened?"

"It tastes like milk." Shi Yinyu said, his face was extremely serious, but there was a narrow smile in his eyes.

Lu Xingzhou twitched with laughter, and lay on his shoulder with a big laugh, his whole body trembling from laughing.

Shi Yinyu clung to his ear, and asked with a smile, "Drink more?"

"You slut!"

Shi Yinyu looked serious: "What's your business?" His tone changed, and he lowered his voice, "Are you still drinking or not? Huh?" He was about to hug him and get up.

"Don't move! Don't move!" Lu Xingzhou yelled in a panic.

Shi Yinyu hugged him with a smile: "I really don't want to drink anymore? It's hot."

"Fuck you!" Lu Xingzhou laughed and cursed, gasping for breath, and buried himself in his shoulder for a long time before saying in a hoarse voice, "I'm not going to drink anymore... I'm full."

"..." Shi Yinyu felt that he had lost.

The two soaked in the hot spring for a while, Shi Yinyu proposed to go back to sleep, Lu Xingzhou pulled his wrist, and tapped his pulse with two fingers, feeling that the magic breath in his body had calmed down a lot.

Shi Yinyu: "Don't worry, as long as you are by my side, I can control the devil's breath no matter how violent it is."

Lu Xingzhou: "I know you are amazing."

"I'm good?" Shi Yinyu asked, "You really think I'm good?"

Lu Xingzhou: "Exhaust the devilish energy of the entire continent in one breath to stop the thunder. Who else can do such an arrogant and overbearing trip against the sky except you?"

Shi Yinyu shook his head: "I don't mean this."

"..." Lu Xingzhou paused, then said dryly, "Then you mean..."

Shi Yinyu twitched his eyebrows twice.

Lu Xingzhou laughed out loud.

Shi Yinyu was tired of him, wrapping around him stickyly: "Say it, talk it."

Lu Xingzhou collected his smile and nodded seriously: "That's amazing too."

"Chirp~" Shi Yinyu pouted.

Lu Xingzhou kissed him, crawled out of the hot spring, stood by the pool and wiped off the water drops on his body, and explained: "The jade at the bottom of this pool comes from the Kunlun Jade Vein, which can gently purify the devil's breath. When we leave, take Pay a few yuan, so that you don't have to work so hard in the world."

Shi Yinyu was lying on the edge of the pool, looking up at him, Lu Xingzhou's water-drenched body was slender and fit, glowing seductively under the moonlight.

He admired it happily, and said, "I just said, as long as you are by my side, it's fine, not just a rainbow fart."

Lu Xingzhou: "What else could it be?"

Shi Yinyu said: "You are conceived by jade veins, and the purification function is much stronger than these fragmentary jade. I just need to discharge the dirty devilish energy into your body every day, so I don't have to work hard to suppress it." .”

"..." Lu Xingzhou narrowed his eyes dangerously, wondering if he would be sentenced to murder if he drowned here.

Shi Yinyu was vigilant: "What kind of eyes do you have?"

Lu Xingzhou smiled brightly.

Shi Yinyu suddenly felt a chill on his back.

It was already the middle of the night when we returned to the cave, but it was not peaceful inside.

Feng Jifan and Gu Qu sat at a stone table and played chess. They both had confident smiles on their faces, and they were full of momentum, as if they were going to compete among the stars.

Lu Xingzhou walked over to take a look, fainted, backgammon.

Shi Yinyu watched for two seconds, then pulled Lu Xingzhou away: "Don't look, mental retardation is contagious."

Feng Ji turned angry: "What do you mean?"

Shi Yinyu transferred his anger from Snake Repair to Ba Mang, and then to Feng Jifan. He was very unhappy with this source of all evil, and sneered: "How do you know that the 'retarded' I'm talking about is you?"

Feng Ji choked back, and then thought: "It's not good to talk about Quer!"

Lu Xingzhou defended his shortcomings: "He didn't talk about Boss Gu, he was talking about you."

Feng Jifan: "Unfilial son! Qu'er and I are evenly matched, why do you say I'm mentally retarded?"

"Who is equal to you? Boss Gu obviously has ten thousand ways to beat you, so he just played with you." Lu Xingzhou reached out and picked up a white stone and put it on the chessboard. "Look, Boss Gu won."

"Aren't I playing with him?" Feng Ji angrily threw a black stone and landed on the other side of the board, "Is this because I won?"

"!!!" Lu Xingzhou didn't come up in one breath: "Is there something wrong with you? Is it fun to play tricks on each other?"

Feng Ji put away the chessboard with a stern face, and said depressedly: "You don't understand Dad's happiness."

"..." Lu Xingzhou felt that the two of them didn't understand his own happiness: the night was long and there was no sound, shouldn't they hurry up and have an obscene sex life?Running to play backgammon... what kind of ideological consciousness?

They lived in Kunlun Hill for a few more days before returning to the human world and landing on Kunlun Mountain. Several people looked at each other in blank dismay.

Lu Xingzhou touched the wind and said: "Do you bring money?"

"Guess?" Feng Ji smiled back.

Lu Xingzhou: "Where's the phone?"

"at your home."

"..." Lu Xingzhou was silent for a while: "Take a step back, do you have your ID cards?"

Shi Yinyu: "We can mobilize our spiritual power and go back through the clouds and fog."

"Wukong, that's too much consumption," Feng Jifan said, "I chased you all the way from Baiye City to here that night, my waist almost broke."

Lu Xingzhou raised his eyebrows: "That's why you and Boss Gu played backgammon in the middle of the night?"

"Tsk, you..." Feng Ji gritted his teeth.

Gu Qu explained gently: "It was I who suggested playing chess. I think the God Realm is holy and flawless, and the breeze is clear. It is suitable for playing chess, admiring the moon, thinking and talking..."

"Toothache." Lu Xingzhou looked at the sky.

Shi Yinyu: "So our problem now is, how do we go back to Baiye City without money, mobile phone, or documents?"

Lu Xingzhou spread his hands: "Thank you for the invitation, I'm in Kunlun, I just came down to the God Realm, there are too many people in the circle, I'm hiding..."

"Don't make trouble." Shi Yinyu said, "How did you deal with Senior Feng last time?"

Lu Xingzhou recalled those years, and sneered twice: "A certain person abandoned me when he went down the mountain, and he went to find his little brother. In order to prevent me from catching up, he specially set up a barrier to trap me. Fortunately, my life Break through the barrier, otherwise I would have starved to death inside. At that time, I just came to the human world, I didn’t understand anything, I was weak, helpless and pitiful, hiding in the Kunlun Mountains full of monsters, and there was a pause... ..."

Shi Yinyu's old and new grudges welled up in his heart, and he looked at Feng Jifan with unfriendly eyes, pinched the formula with his fingertips, and secretly looked for an opportunity to make a move.

"Be reasonable!" Feng Ji shouted back, "You were more than 2000 years old at that time, what kind of baby are you pretending to be!"

Lu Xingzhou: "I was over 2000 years old physically, but my soul was still a baby."

Feng Jifan: "God is shameless, the world is invincible."

"Ahem," Gu Qu said, "Okay, stop arguing, we don't have an ID card, we will only be unable to move an inch, go down the mountain and borrow a phone to call Secretary Yan, and ask Pteris to help solve this problem .”

Lu Xingzhou blinked his eyes.

Gu Qu: "What's wrong?"

Lu Xingzhou said dryly, "I don't remember Yan Ruyu's number."

Gu Qu: "Where's the office landline?"

Lu Xingzhou: "I don't remember either."

"Tell me what's the use of you!" Feng Ji resented.

"Say less." Gu Qu covered Feng Jifan's mouth, "Then... I'll call the staff in the store, I remember the number."

Lu Xingzhou: "Amazing."

A few people hadn't borrowed the phone yet, so they ran into the patrol team of the Forestry Bureau on the road, because they couldn't produce valid documents, and they were full of fantasy words. What's more, it was nothing more than one person and one ghost, but there were two demons. Demonic, so he was decisively pushed down, handcuffed and taken to the local subduing demon office.

The director of the office felt that these four people were extraordinary, especially the two demonic ones. With his cultivation base, he couldn't tell the level at all. They were probably sinful demons.

The branch chief was playing 999 with one knife, and he was excited to chop. He heard the report from his subordinates that he had caught a monster on Kunlun Mountain.

The subordinate told the director of the office the exact words, and the director was taken aback: "Death penalty?"

"Death penalty???" Lu Xingzhou yelled louder than anyone else.

Subordinate: "Shut up!"

"What law did I commit, that I was sentenced to death?" Lu Xingzhou shook his handcuffs and rattled, "Do you know who I am? I am a god!!!"

"Okay, okay, you are a god, you are a god." The subordinate took out the invoice book, "Come on, pay the bullet fee first, the god may be a bit tougher, you get two bullets, and your fee is doubled."

Lu Xingzhou was outraged: "Are you from the branch office? Go to the system to check, the special investigation team leader Lu Xingzhou, after checking, come back and kneel down and sing Conquer for me."

Subordinate: "How dare you pretend to be the leader of the special investigation team? The attitude of pleading guilty is so bad, the crime will be aggravated!"

Lu Xingzhou: "It's already a death sentence, how can it be increased?"

Subordinate: "Repeatedly shot."

"Fuck you!" Lu Xingzhou pointed at his nose and said, "I don't want to be rough on my comrades. I'll give you another chance to check the system. Go!"

Subordinate: "So arrogant? Come, come, the death penalty will be executed immediately!"

"Don't get excited, just talk about it." Gu Qu held down the angry Lu Xingzhou, and smiled gently at the subordinate: "Comrade, is the surname of your sub-bureau chief Wang? The family member is quite young, is he a model?"

The subordinates looked at him intently, keenly aware that this ghost is not simple-the sub-bureau chief is indeed surnamed Wang, but the little model is not a serious family member, but a secretly raised Xiaomi. This is quite hidden, how did he know? ?

Gu Qu said lightly: "Please tell Director Wang that I come from Jingu Daguan and my surname is Gu."

The subordinate stared at him for a long while, and realized that although these four were all handcuffed, they looked calm and dignified.

"Cough," he cleared his throat and became humble, "wait a minute."

The director of the office, who had been squatting aside smoking a cigarette, asked in surprise, "What happened just now?"

Everyone looked at Gu Qu.

Gu Qu smiled lightly: "It's nothing, it's just that Director Wang once asked someone to buy some things that were not very easy to buy in my store."

Director: "What?"

Gu Qu smiled without saying a word.

Lu Xingzhou was curious, and asked in a low voice: "Is there something that is not good enough to buy from you?"

Gu Qu: "His wife's life."

"what?"

Gu Qu: "When he was hanging out with Xiaomi once, he was caught and raped by his wife in bed. In a panic, his wife beat Xiaomi to death. The two of them were afraid that they would pay for their lives, so they asked someone to find me. After a little movement, he brought back Xiaomi's dead soul."

Lu Xingzhou's eyebrows almost flew out in shock: "Can you still steal people?"

"You're the one who steals people!" Gu Qu was annoyed.

"Hey, no," Lu Xingzhou said, "Isn't your shop in Baiye City? This is at the foot of Kunlun Mountain, so far away from Baiye City?"

Gu Qu said calmly: "It happens that there is a branch here."

Lu Xingzhou was expressionless: "How many branches do you have?"

"Probably..." Gu Qu snapped his fingers, "More than 800?"

Lu Xingzhou: "Evil bourgeoisie!"

When Director Wang of Jiangmo Sub-bureau heard that his subordinates had arrested Gu Qu, he immediately put down the game and rushed over, not because he respected him too much, but... this old ghost is so handy that he can let him go from the ghost guard, so what? It must be easy for God to kill himself, right?

With the help of the connections of the evil bourgeoisie, Lu Xingzhou and the others finally boarded the plane back to Baiye City free of charge and legally.

As soon as I got off the plane, I reported the bastard thing about Director Wang's blind decision and almost killing people.

When Yan Ruyu received the news, she rushed to Lu Xingzhou's house in a hurry, her eyes were black and blue, she took a sip of the hot soup that Shi Yinyu handed over, and said tiredly, "Thank you, brother, I haven't eaten for three days."

Lu Xingzhou helped her fill a large bowl of rice: "Eat more, there is still in the pot."

"Thank you," Yan Ruyu mixed half a plate of minced meat and eggplant into the rice, stuffed a big mouthful into his mouth, chewed and swallowed it a few times, and took another mouthful of hot soup. Feeling finally alive, he gave a big drink, "Delicious, my dog's life is all given by you."

Lu Xingzhou laughed: "Eat slowly, no one will grab you."

Before the words were finished, the plate disappeared. Huang Taiji squatted on the table, grabbed the rice spoon and mixed the other half of the plate of minced meat and eggplant into the rice.

"Tsk," Lu Xingzhou picked up the back of his neck, "Cats can't eat such salt."

Huang Taiji was angry: "I haven't eaten for three days! You all disappear without saying a word, do you know how hungry I am?"

Lu Xingzhou: "There is cat food at home."

"I want to eat meat! I'm a teenager! I'm growing!" Huang Taiji said loudly.

"Where did your body grow?" Shi Yinyu came out of the kitchen, holding a bowl of cat rice in front of him.

Huang Taiji muttered in a low voice: "When you were not at home, I changed into a human form for 3 minutes, almost 20 minutes and [-] seconds..."

Lu Xingzhou was startled, looked at his head which was almost completely buried in the bowl, laughed, and rubbed the back of his neck: "Don't worry, transformation is a matter of time, if the foundation is solid, follow-up practice can get twice the result with half the effort."

"Yeah." Huang Taiji responded, and began to eat loudly.

Lu Xingzhou looked at Yan Ruyu: "How is the situation?"

Yan Ruyu: "I heard that the director was severely criticized by the leaders of the city. To be honest, the director was also very wronged. Who knew that there would be a snake demon suddenly crossing the thunderstorm, causing a tsunami in the twelfth lunar month. How can there be any reason? Besides, where in Baiye City? The snake demon here? My dear mother, if the monster is not cultivating well in the demon world, what are you doing here in the human world?"

Lu Xingzhou silently lit the wax for the director: "Is there any dissatisfaction among the public?"

Yan Ruyu: "Fortunately, the citizens of Baiye are generally more sand sculptures, and there is no financial loss. Some people took a video of the scene and posted it on the Internet."

"Is it so boring?"

"It's not boring, it's very popular on the Internet," Yan Ruyu blushed suspiciously, "The main reason is that the two snakes are so handsome, which arouses everyone's passion to produce food, and it's almost full!"

"If you stay strong, it seems that you don't have to eat." Shi Yinyu coldly took the job bowl away from her.

Yan Ruyu stretched out her hand: "Hey!!!"

Shi Yinyu: "The two snakes are handsome?"

"Brother is the most handsome!" Yan Ruyu said seriously, "I'm wronged, I was arrested for a meeting to write a report these days, I was so busy that I didn't have time to do cp, I don't know anything!"

Shi Yinyu returned the bowl to her: "The two snakes have been beaten."

"What?" Yan Ruyu petrified instantly.

Shi Yinyu was furious: "You still say you didn't engage in CP?"

"Okay, okay," Lu Xingzhou smoothed things over, took the job bowl back to Yan Ruyu, and said to Shi Yinyu, "Don't shout, she doesn't know anything at all."

Yan Ruyu hugged her hard-won job: "Yeah, I don't know anything, what happened to the two snakes?"

Lu Xingzhou kindly told her: "I am one of the two snakes."

Yan Ruyu froze in place, her eyes frantically rolled dozens of times, and asked Lu Xingzhou in a low voice: "Then the other one... is it big brother?"

Lu Xingzhou: "No."

Pa... Yan Ruyu's bowl fell on the table, her lips barely moved, and she squeezed out a few words between her teeth: "You unruly man!"

After telling the whole story in detail, Lu Xingzhou said, "So I'm innocent in this matter, and fought hard all the way to regain my body at the last moment. But your elder brother took the opportunity to draw out all the devilish energy in Dalu. Come here and absorb it into your own body, and at the same time block the thunder disaster and purify the entire continent, it can be regarded as a great merit."

Yan Ruyu gave a thumbs up and worshiped wildly: "Awesome!"

"So-so." Shi Yinyu said modestly.

Lu Xingzhou: "As a result, his strength has been improved by several levels."

"Hey, it's a blessing in disguise," Yan Ruyu asked curiously, "Who is stronger between Big Brother and the Demon Lord?"

Mentioning the long-lost name, Lu Xingzhou thought for a while: "In my opinion, Ayu is the most powerful, but in Yun Lie's opinion, maybe the devil is more powerful?"

"You mean bed skills..." Yan Ruyu asked hesitantly, then suddenly covered her mouth, "I didn't ask anything, my soul is very pure!"

Shi Yinyu: "I'm different from Taihua. He was born from the ruins and is destined to be the Lord of All Demons. I am an ordinary monster who struggled in a dark corner and only occasionally cultivated a human form. It’s not even a monster, it’s just a cloud of demon energy.”

"Don't say that," Lu Xingzhou patted the back of his hand, "You are a unique little monster in the whole world, and you are much more precious than a mass-produced demon master like him."

Yan Ruyu lowered her head and ate dog food... no, rice.

Shi Yinyu chuckled.

Lu Xingzhou: "Besides, he Taihua is the Lord of Demons, so what am I?"

Yan Ruyu was curious: "What are you?"

Lu Xingzhou snorted arrogantly: "I am now a four-in-one human, demon, god, and demon! As long as I want, I can kill Taihua at any time, help Ayu to ascend the throne, and I will be the Supreme Emperor."

"...The bull is still your bull." Yan Ruyu admired sincerely, thinking: I haven't seen you for a few days, and I am more and more able to brag. Thousands of years of practice have been cultivated on the tongue, right?

"By the way, team leader," Yan Ruyu raised her head and said furtively, "I heard a gossip these days."

"What what?" Lu Xingzhou was very interested.

Shi Yinyu was speechless, after serving the last dish on the table, he took off his apron, sat next to Lu Xingzhou, filled a bowl of rice and started eating.

I heard Yan Ruyu say seriously: "The demon lords Taihua and Yun Lie led people to uncover the seal of the Sixth Heaven City, and summoned all the monsters in the world to go back and rebuild the Demon City. There are also many monsters smuggling here in Baiye City gone back."

Lu Xingzhou was startled, and after a while, he responded with a faint voice: "Oh, that's it."

Yan Ruyu: "Brother didn't receive the call?"

"No." Shi Yinyu said lightly.

"Really?" Yan Ruyu became angrily, "Why didn't the demon lord summon Big Brother and look down on our Big Brother?"

Shi Yinyu: "He knows it's useless to call me, I won't go back."

Yan Ruyu: "Huh?"

"Ah what?" Lu Xingzhou gave her a hammer, "Eat your meal! I don't think you're tired at all, you're in good spirits!"

Yan Ruyu was hammered until her head made a loud and crisp sound, she almost doubted that she was smashed by him!But she was quite discerning, and felt that the atmosphere between the two was not quite right, so she hurriedly lowered her head to eat, and even threw the fish tail she didn't like into Huang Taiji's rice bowl.

Was thrown out by Huang Taiji.

Shi Yinyu chuckled and said, "When the devil escaped from prison, he invited me back together."

Lu Xingzhou hummed calmly: "Why didn't you go with him then?"

Shi Yinyu: "Am I out of my mind? I have a family here, and my wife and children are so happy. I ran to rebel against them when I was full?"

Lu Xingzhou couldn't help but relax, and smiled: "Who is hot on the bed with your wife and children..."

Shi Yinyu: "At that time, I had already talked to them and made a clear relationship."

Lu Xingzhou: "So amazing?"

"The idea is different," Shi Yinyu said calmly, "They want to establish their own political power for monsters, but I don't give any hope for this. If monsters don't produce, they will inevitably loot everywhere. This is not a normal way of development, unless Taihua can establish a sufficiently perfect system to completely change this predatory way of life, otherwise the Sixth Heaven City will be captured once, and it will be captured a second time."

Yan Ruyu listened ignorantly, and murmured in a low voice: "I heard that this time the demon lord is not in charge, and the power is in Yun Lie's hands. He seems to be establishing some kind of system. He wants to use the resources of Sixth Heaven City to develop manufacturing."

"The devil doesn't care anymore?" Lu Xingzhou was surprised, "He was taken away by Yun Lie? Damn, Yun Lie is really a man... a man!"

Yan Ruyu: "It's all rumors, but I see the director's tone, he may send someone to Sixth Heaven City after the next year to have a look, and it's probably our special investigation team, and all the dirty work is ours, fuck!"

"Oh, then you have to work hard." Lu Xingzhou said old-fashioned.

"What are you talking about," Yan Ruyu said, "I'm sure we'll go together, you can't finish your vacation? Hurry up and get back to work!"

Lu Xingzhou deliberated for a while, and decided to tell her the truth: "I have already submitted my application for retirement."

Yan Ruyu was taken aback: "Retire...retire? Are you kidding me?"

"I'm not kidding," Lu Xingzhou narrowed his eyes, his eyes looked dizzy, "I'm getting old, my old arms and legs can't be born and died like you young people, I want to enjoy my old age in peace."

"Are you considered old?"

"It's three thousand years old."

Yan Ruyu: "Don't talk, what will you live on after retirement?"

Lu Xingzhou: "You unfilial daughter, don't you plan to support me?"

"Water???" Yan Ruyu thundered.

Lu Xingzhou: "Besides, I have a pension."

Yan Ruyu: "Do you think you are a civil servant? Your pension can't even fill your teeth!"

Lu Xingzhou: "I am the first batch of employees after the establishment of Pteris, with more than 100 years of service!"

"One year of service is only five yuan more."

"Water???" Lu Xingzhou thundered.

Shi Yinyu smiled and said: "I want to open a private restaurant. The Huang family has a store on Yangming Street. After the Huang sister and his wife have been in a coma, they have been abandoned. I plan to rent it and save some tuition for Aji. After he can stabilize his form, he still has to go to school."

"Walter???" Huang Taiji, who had been burying his head in his meal, was thunderous.

Shi Yinyu finished eating a bowl of rice, filled another bowl, and started eating leisurely next to the three thunderclaps.