He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years

The snow on the road outside was already very thick, and the guards in the palace were clearing the snow, but Lu Xingzhou deliberately picked up the places they hadn't swept, enjoying the creaking sound of his leather boots stepping into the thick snow.

Back in Xiayi Palace, a pair of boots were already covered with residual snow, he stomped his feet in the porch, and walked into the palace, unexpectedly, Shi Yinyu didn't know where he went.

After the coup, Youchang had sent someone to clean up the dilapidated palace. This is the place where he was born, and he is very emotional.

Originally, Lu Xingzhou thought that Youchang would want to live in the main hall. Monsters have a deep-rooted sense of hierarchy. Now that Youchang is in power and he is the son of the previous demon king, he has a noble status. Unexpectedly, he gave up the main hall to Lu Xingzhou and moved to the side hall by himself. Reasons Yes: You two have a lot of people.

Lu Xingzhou thinks that Youyou is really a simple and good boy.

He stamped the snow off his boots and stepped into the gate of the palace, only to feel a flash of white light in front of his eyes, and a big chestnut long-haired dog ran away frantically.

? ? ?I'm so scary?

Lu Xingzhou didn't say anything, he just went to the kitchen to find a piece of cooked beef, squatted at the door and tore it up to eat. The beef was stewed very well, the tendons were crispy and the meat was rotten, and it was delicious.

Within 2 minutes, a maroon figure flashed not far away.

A few seconds later, it flashed from a slightly closer place.

In a few seconds, the place where it flashed was already close at hand.

Lu Xingzhou squatted there without moving, tore off a large piece of meat and stuffed it into his mouth. From the corner of his eye, he saw the vermilion pillar next to him, and stretched out a pitiful eye.

"It's so delicious!" Lu Xingzhou chewed intoxicatedly, and said to himself, "I can't eat any more, I have to leave the rest to Aji, so I have to hide such delicious beef, don't let others—or The demon—stolen..."

"Da da da..." There was a strange sound of water beside the pillar.

Lu Xingzhou looked around.

A bunch of chestnut hair quickly hid behind the pillar, leaving a puddle of suspicious water marks on the ground next to it.

Lu Xingzhou recognized it for a moment, thinking it was saliva.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." came from behind the pillar.

Lu Xingzhou was completely speechless. Unexpectedly, this dog was so greedy and scared that he was so entangled that he cried, and he sighed helplessly: "Come here."

"Aww!" The cry grew louder.

"Come here, I'll give you some meat."

"Huh?" There was a whimper.

Lu Xingzhou tore off a piece and threw it over.

A chestnut-colored figure jumped out from behind the pillar, jumped in the air, grabbed the beef in its mouth and hid behind the pillar, within half a second before and after, there was almost an afterimage.

Lu Xingzhou: "..."

He knows that he has been fighting for many years, and he is full of killing spirit and does not attract small animals. However, isn't it too embarrassing for a silly dog ​​like you to be scared like this?

After finishing eating the beef behind the pillar, Li Zi poked his head out cautiously, and looked at Lu Xingzhou... the meat in his hand with one eye.

Lu Xingzhou beckoned: "Come here, good boy."

Lizi hesitated for a while, but couldn't resist the temptation, so he leaned over with his tail between his legs.

Lu Xingzhou gave him all the beef and stroked his head. The chestnuts were trembling, but the thin and soft long hair felt so good to the touch that Lu Xingzhou couldn't help but touch it again and again.

"Aww~~" Lizi was still a little scared, but he finally stopped pinching his tail, and even shook it slightly a few times.

Lu Xingzhou smiled and said, "It is said that your dog is a glutton?"

Chestnut: "Aww."

"How do you look like a glutton?"

"Wow?"

Lu Xingzhou caressed the dog's head: "It's just a dirt dog!"

"Woo!!!"

Lu Xingzhou said with a smile: "The gluttonous beast is a fierce beast in ancient legends. It was originally the son of the Jinyun clan, but was exiled to a barbaric land because it was too greedy."

Chestnut was immediately alert, and stopped chewing with difficulty.

"Keep eating," Lu Xingzhou said, "Grandpa will tell you a story."

Li Zi looked at the beef in front of him, drooling from his tongue, painful and determined.

A car horn sounded from far outside, and Lizi suddenly became elated, picked up the beef, and rushed to the door like an arrow off the string, galloping with all four hooves, scraping the flying snow.

Just now when Lu Xingzhou came in, he closed the palace door, Li Zi whimpered excitedly, kept standing up, leaning on the crack of the door to look out.

After a while, there was a sound of footsteps outside the door, and Youchang pushed open the palace door under an umbrella.

Lizi threw himself on him, frantically wagging his tail, and forcefully put the beef into Youchang's hand.

"This kid..." Lu Xingzhou laughed, pointing at Li Zi's figure from a distance and cursed, "You little heartless, take the beef I gave you, and go find you to offer my love."

Youchang rubbed Lizi's head and stuffed the beef back into his mouth: "I won't eat it, you can eat it."

With that said, he walked to the porch, put away the umbrella, shook off a thick layer of snow, and said to Lu Xingzhou, "You are the only one at home?"

Lu Xingzhou squatted on the threshold to play in the snow, muttering: "I'm just an empty-nest old man, Aji and Erzang went crazy somewhere, and your Uncle Shi didn't know where he went crazy, hey, youyou , is there any obscene place in this palace?"

Youchang was taken aback: "You mean the cabinet?"

"Tsk, this is too dark." Lu Xingzhou said, "I want to find out where I can go to fight mistresses. This is the world of demons, and there are little goblins everywhere. Uncle Shi probably won't be able to resist the sugar-coated bullets of hedonism. Erosion..."

As soon as he finished speaking, Shi Yinyu came back from the outside covered in snow, and when he entered the door, he heard Lu Xingzhou slandering him, so he laughed angrily, and said angrily, "I really can't resist the erosion of sugar-coated shells, who told you to be so sweet?" ?”

"Is it sweet? I thought I had a spicy taste." Lu Xingzhou squatted in place and waved to him.

Shi Yinyu walked here while stepping on the snow, and said: "It's sweet, like a honey yam, sweet and crispy, sometimes very spicy, like a red pepper from a dry stir-fry, just smelling it makes blood boil ..."

You Chang who was a few steps away: "..."

I shouldn't be in the snow, I should be at the bottom of the snow. The deep snow should be able to close the five senses and block the six senses.

Lu Xingzhou stood up, brushed the snowflakes off Shi Yinyu's shoulders with his hand, and said with a smile, "Then what do you smell like?"

Shi Yinyu: "I'm sour."

"Well," Lu Xingzhou glanced at him, teasingly said, "Vinegar little wolf dog."

Shi Yinyu took a look at Youchang who was teasing the dog not far away, pulled Lu Xingzhou into the palace door, and then clung to his ear, chuckling: "I'll make you drool as soon as you eat it."

Lu Xingzhou: "..."

Shi Yinyu hugged him tightly, gave him a few obscene bumps, and asked with a smile, "Do you want to eat now?"

"..." Today's snow is so heavy, it must have froze this guy's brain, leaving only yellow waste.

Why do you need so many of these things?How about giving some to Fengjifan?

Shi Yinyu: "Why don't you speak, what are you thinking?"

Lu Xingzhou said honestly, "I'm thinking about extreme wind."

"What???" Shi Yinyu suddenly raised his voice.

"It's not like that."

"What kind is that?" Shi Yinyu hugged him, quietly tightened his arms, and asked in a low voice, "What's the difference between thinking about me?"

"The difference is probably..." Lu Xingzhou looked up at the sky, "I don't drool when I think about him."

Shi Yinyu let go of his arms, laughed loudly, suddenly hugged him horizontally, and walked steadily towards the big bed in the inner room.

The two held a small internal meeting to discuss each other's taste.

Shi Yinyu's academic style is very flexible, sometimes gentle and sometimes fierce, and he knows the academic materials like the back of his hand, digging deep, making Lu Xingzhou more and more difficult, and he can hardly keep up in the later stage.

It should have been dark outside long ago, but the snow was shining in the sky, and the windows were bright.

Shi Yinyu reached out and turned on the bedside lamp, and the warm light fell down.

The heating in the hall was sufficient, and Lu Xingzhou was lying on the pillow wearily, exposing his sweaty shoulders, and under the illumination of the lights, there was a lustrous and beautiful luster.

"Are you tired?" Shi Yinyu kissed him, "Sleep for a while?"

Lu Xingzhou shook his head.

Shi Yinyu: "Then I'll make some dinner for you?"

Lu Xingzhou shook his head again.

"Uncomfortable? Did I hurt you?" Shi Yinyu stretched his hand down.

Lu Xingzhou grabbed his hand, pulled it to his lips and kissed it, squirmed and turned over, lay face to face with him, and said softly: "I went to the prison today, and saw the wind turned extremely bad."

Shi Yinyu: "What is he going to do?"

"He asked Xi Lingxiao for Gu Qu's eyes."

Shi Yinyu was taken aback: "Boss Gu's eyes are on Xilingxiao's? What does she want with that thing?"

Lu Xingzhou: "Maybe it's jealousy. If you like someone else, I might hide his organs so you can't find them."

Shi Yinyu laughed: "What the hell."

Lu Xingzhou: "I'm much more ruthless than Xiling Xiao, I'll hide both of your things and make you two sisters for the rest of your life."

"Bullshit."

Lu Xingzhou recounted what happened in the afternoon.

Shi Yinyu said: "According to Xiling Xiao, Gu Qu has indeed died. His current body is not a prosthetic body, it seems to be his original body. This is unscientific. After death, the body will gradually stop metabolizing. How old is he who has supported him for so many years?"

Lu Xingzhou shook his head: "I don't know."

"How old is Feng Jifan?"

Lu Xingzhou shook his head again.

"Aren't you raised by him? You can calculate," Shi Yinyu rubbed Lu Xingzhou's fingers to count his age, "We met 1000 years ago. At that time, how much older were you than you? You should not be more than ten years old Bar,"

"..." Lu Xingzhou remained silent, with a strange expression on his face.

Shi Yinyu was stunned for a moment, before reacting: "Didn't you back then? You lied to me???"

Lu Xingzhou was a little guilty, but he still retorted forcefully: "You were not a real child at that time, you were full of demonic energy, and you don't know how old you are. You pretended to be young with me all day, obviously you lied to me first."

Shi Yinyu yelled: "You lied to me for more than 1000 years!!!"

"You haven't lied to me for more than 1000 years???" Lu Xingzhou called, "How many days have you confessed? It can be ignored in the timeline!"

The two of them didn't speak, and each other's minds were rolling with all kinds of pasts that the other lied to themselves. If it wasn't for their own guilt, they would poke each other's forehead with their fingers and scold them.

After a while, Shi Yinyu cleared his throat, and said seriously: "I propose to put aside the controversy and make a consensus to the outside world, and first study the extreme wind."

"Agreed." Lu Xingzhou made a decision.

Shi Yinyu: "So how old do you think Feng Jifan is?"

"Probably..." Lu Xingzhou rolled his eyes and calculated for a long time, "Three thousand years old?"

"This old man." Shi Yinyu said seriously.

Lu Xingzhou: "..."

"Gu Qu should be similar," Shi Yinyu said, "In other words, his body survived 3000 years after death, so he must be a zombie."

Lu Xingzhou: "His skin is quite elastic."

"Have you touched it?" Shi Yinyu raised his voice.

"What are you talking about, how many catties of vinegar have you drank today!"

Shi Yinyu: "I didn't drink a catty, but let me tell you, my blood vessels are full of acetic acid."

"..."

Shi Yinyu said aggrievedly: "I know, you and Gu Qu had a good relationship before I was released from prison. If you have nothing to do, you can go to his shop, drink the tea he makes, and listen to the piano he plays..."

Lu Xingzhou wanted to kick this human-shaped acetic acid bacteria off the bed, he took a deep breath, suppressed the violent impulse, and explained: "I always feel that there is a kind of breath on him that is very comfortable..."

Shi Yinyu took a breath of cold air: "You still say!!!"

Lu Xingzhou kicked him off the bed.

"!!!" Shi Yinyu sat on the ground, shocked.

Lu Xingzhou didn't expect that he would not hide. He knew that this guy was pretending to be pitiful, but he couldn't help feeling distressed, and stretched out his hand to pull him: "I didn't expect you to let me kick..."

Shi Yinyu climbed back on the bed: "Beating is kissing, scolding is love, love is deep enough to kick with your feet."

"Sorry, I shouldn't have…"

"Hush." ​​Shi Yinyu stretched out his fingers and pressed his lips, "Don't talk nonsense, I don't like to hear it."

Lu Xingzhou looked at him.

Shi Yinyu took his finger away: "Say something I like to hear."

Lu Xingzhou: "After knowing the relationship between Gu Qu and Feng Jifan, I understood that the comfortable aura before should come from Feng Jifan, and Gu Qu has the aura of Feng Jifan."

Shi Yinyu liked to hear this, and nodded: "You also have my breath on you."

"Not the same, I suspect that Feng Jifan is a virgin."

"Virgin in 3000???" Shi Yinyu was taken aback and wanted to give Feng Jifan a masturbation cup. The cup had to be made of 24K gold and diamonds to match his purity.

It's not easy being an old man.

Lu Xingzhou: "If the two of you haven't slept together, how could Gu Qu have the aura of extreme wind reaction? It must have something to do with his strange body. When he died that year, what kind of transformation should the wind reaction have done to his body? , This can also explain why the body fell into Fengji's backhand, Gu Qu was not worried at all, because it was originally from Fengji's backhand."

Shi Yinyu's eyes tightened: "Fengjifan is very good at transforming the body?"

"He is very good at all kinds of crazy things." Lu Xingzhou said, "To my surprise, he couldn't find Gu Qu's eyes. It stands to reason that with his ability, even if he wanted to find an ant in the Regent's Palace, Can't make a mistake either."

Shi Yinyu: "It is estimated that Xilingxiao also spent a lot of effort to prevent him from finding it."

The two chattered about other people's separation and separation on the bed, until the sound of watchdogs came from the road outside the palace, and it was already ten o'clock in the evening.

Lu Xingzhou suddenly remembered: "Where are the children?"

"Which one are you referring to?" Shi Yinyu counted with his fingers, "Yan Ruyu is outside in the Royal Hotel, Xiaoyin is in the Underworld, Youyou is in the side hall, and Aji and Erzang are out to play."

"..." Lu Xingzhou felt a sense of pride in his heart, wishing he could stroke the goatee on his chin like an old father.

Shi Yinyu: "Speaking of which, it's all over now, why haven't those two little beasts come back yet?"

As they were talking, both of them sensed something strange outside the hall, put on their clothes and opened the door, just in time to see Huang Taiji panicked over the palace wall and fell into the snow under the wall, wearing a white Snowflakes rushed into the main hall.

Lu Xingzhou: "What's wrong? Is there a dog chasing you?"

Huang Taiji threw himself into his arms: "There is a scary place in the palace! Brother Ah Zang is trapped!"