He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years

The long night passed, the snow gradually stopped, and the snow light reflected brightly outside the window. Huang Taiji curled up in the bed, slept soundly, and snored happily.

Tang Erzang couldn't fall asleep, he tossed and turned without falling asleep, opened his eyes in frustration, and looked at the dark ceiling.

Not long ago, in the middle of the night, Ren Buren drank half a barrel of Laobaigan in bulk, and woke himself up rudely, saying that he was going to the demon world.

He also tried in vain to let himself inherit his ass of usury.

At that time, I was so sleepy that I saw this guy drunk, as if he was playing drunk, so I scratched his paw, and continued to sleep calmly. When I woke up the next morning, I was the only one left in the rental house.

There are also two chicken soup dumplings on the table, and a thick stack of IOUs next to it.

In an instant, Tang Erzang felt a tinge of panic. This old unreliable fat man must really go to the demon world.

He thought of the night before, when he was half asleep and half awake, he seemed to hear Ren Buren sitting by the bed and muttering.

Said that he left, there may be no bones left.

The darkness before dawn is the most suitable for wild thoughts. Tang Erzang turned over, looked at the snow shadow outside the window, and thought pessimistically: Master Ren... Maybe he's really going to burp.

A few black shadows suddenly flashed on the snow-white roof outside.

Tang Erzang was taken aback, his body tensed up, and he looked out of the window vigilantly, and glanced at Huang Taiji who was sleeping soundly on the next bed from the corner of his eye.

——I heard that the demon world is chaotic, and people often disappear in the middle of the night. I don’t know if I can protect this idiot.

The black shadow jumped a few times and landed outside their window.

Tang Erzang had a strange feeling in his heart.

In the next second, Lu Xingzhou pushed open the window, holding a huge black and white object and pushing it hard.

On the walls on both sides of the window frame, dirt and dregs fell down.

"Damn! Take it easy!" Ren Buren's angry voice came from that thing.

"Don't yell, you want to recruit everyone?" Lu Xingzhou said angrily.

Tang Erzang raised his breath suddenly, was stunned for two seconds, and jumped out of bed: "Master Ren!!!"

Lu Xingzhou: "Keep your voice down!"

Tang Erzang stood barefoot on the floor, looked at Ren Buren who was stuck in the window frame, and was stunned: "You...have you mutated?"

"This is the prototype of Lao Tzu, dump the goods, why is the window in your room so small?"

Tang Erzang looked contemptuous: "Then why don't you lose weight?"

"Naughty beast! I fucking know that one day I won't be able to change back into a human form, so I can't go through the door, but go through the window?"

Lu Xingzhou outside the window pushed for a long time, but he didn't push. He seemed to give up, turned his head and jumped to the opposite roof, then turned around and jumped over, kicking hard.

Ren Buren rushed into the room together with the window frame.

Tang Erzang was dumbfounded: "Broken... broke in through the window."

The cold wind rolled the snowflakes, whistling and blowing in.

Huang Taiji woke up with a start, and crawled into the bed with a groan, revealing two round eyes from under the quilt, looking at them vigilantly.

Lu Xingzhou jumped into the room, looked at Ren Buren who was stuck on the ground in the window frame and struggled crazily, his face darkened: "It's over, I'm about to be discovered, Ah Zang, pack your luggage and prepare to run away."

"Ah?" Tang Erzang expressed his bewilderment expressionlessly.

"I got into big trouble. I wanted to go to the hotel to hide for a while, but...the noise is a bit loud. If I don't leave, I might be jailed." Lu Xingzhou said as he took Huang Taiji out of the quilt.

Ren Buren had successfully broken the window frame and regained his freedom. He sat on the ground and rubbed his face: "No matter what meal, give me some first, I'm starving."

"In all fairness, this is a bit difficult." Lu Xingzhou said coolly.

The few people didn't have time to talk nonsense, so they immediately packed their luggage and climbed out of the window. Shi Yinyu also packed his things and came out from the next window.

Lu Xingzhou touched the back of Tang Erzang's head: "Back to the original shape."

"Why?" Tang Erzang didn't understand why.

Lu Xingzhou: "There is no reason, just move faster."

"Oh." The next second, the square-faced boy disappeared, replaced by a square-faced Tibetan fox.

Lu Xingzhou took out 200 yuan soft sister coins, threw them on the TV cabinet, and muttered: "Old Ren, the 200 yuan will be credited to your account."

Ren Buren: "Why?"

"Doesn't the boss need to spend money to repair the windows?" Lu Xingzhou said, stuffing Huang Taiji into his cartoon schoolbag full of snacks, hanging the schoolbag on Shi Yinyu's back, picking up the Tibetan fox, and riding with Shi Yinyu on the On the panda's back, he patted his furry buttocks hard, and shouted: "Drive!"

"I'll kill you sooner or later!!!" Ren Buren yelled, but his body jumped up honestly, and jumped onto the roof with everyone on his back.

Three minutes later, the door of the hotel room was kicked open, and a group of heavily armed Tiqiguards rushed into the room: "Don't move! Put your hands on your head and squat down until... Hey, where are you? It's too late!"

The wind and snow gradually stopped, the sky suddenly broke, and the Yaowang City was covered in silver. A fully loaded panda ran wildly from the continuous roof, kicking up snowflakes with four hooves, and melting in the cold morning wind.

There was a loud noise——

"Wrong way, turn back, turn left after 300 meters."

"Is this fucking left? Are you frozen stupid!"

"Stop talking nonsense, look at your feet! Damn, don't slip, Azang was thrown out by you!!!"

"What are you yelling about? Are you worried that you won't be discovered? Are you an undercover agent of the regent?"

An hour later, the running panda slowly stopped and looked at the large row of buildings under his feet in confusion: "Zhouzhou, are you sure it's here?"

Lu Xingzhou looked at the phone: "No. 213 Xianle Road, the location is here, that's right."

Ren Buren: "This is a fucking palace!!!"

Lu Xingzhou: "Isn't the Royal Palace No. 69 Yongning Street?"

Ren Buren: "Your palace has only one door?"

Lu Xingzhou: "My family doesn't have a palace."

Ren Buren choked, and said angrily: "Shi Yinyu, what did you do?"

"..." Shi Yinyu had no expression on his face, and he had nothing to say: I have been fooling around for 1000 years, but I didn't even get half of the royal palace, but only got into the mansion of a chief executive, and it was confiscated.

I am sorry for my beloved wife.

Ren Buren said: "Lu Xingzhou, you who killed a thousand swords, did you provoke some ruthless character again? Who told you that you can hide in this place?"

"Judge." Lu Xingzhou said dryly.

Ren Buren turned pale with shock: "How did you offend him?"

"He is loyal to my son, and it's too late for me to love him, so how could I offend him?" Lu Xingzhou's expression twisted.

Not long after escaping from the mental hospital, he received news from the judge, who enthusiastically told him that there was a place to hide, which could be called the safest place in the entire Demon King City.

It's fucking safe.

Ren Buren said angrily: "If you didn't offend him, why did he lead us to the palace to die?"

"It doesn't have to be death." Lu Xingzhou bit the bullet and said, "You know, the most dangerous place is also the safest place. The strong are born after death."

The huge Demon King's Palace was completely quiet, with teams of guards patrolling back and forth from time to time, and no one saw a fully loaded panda swaggering through the city.

Shi Yinyu propped up the barrier, hiding everyone's aura.

The guards patrolling outside were so mediocre that they couldn't detect his enchantment at all.

They walked around the palace, and finally stopped outside a dilapidated courtyard.

It is the most suitable place to hide.

"Where is this place?" Tibetan Fox looked up at the big characters on the plaque - the demon world upholds the traditions of the early years of the human world, and the plaques are both human and demon bilingual - barely recognized it, and read: "Electric... "

"What?" Lu Xingzhou was surprised, followed his gaze, expressionless, "Have you graduated from primary school? The plaque in the demon world should be read from right to left, it's called 'Xia Yi Palace'."

Shi Yinyu: "This should be the palace of the ancestors of the Tushan family. The ancestors of the Tushan family were born from the marriage of the Xia and Dongyi tribes in ancient times."

A group of guards patrolled from afar.

Ren Buren nimbly jumped over the wall and landed in the thick snow inside.

Guard: "What was the sound just now?"

Another: "Where is the sound?"

Guard: "It came from the direction of Xia Yi Palace."

Another: "Don't scare me, Xia Yi Palace has been empty for so many years."

Guard: "Could it be... Could it be that King Tu Shan's ghost has come out to make trouble again?"

Another: "Ahhhhhhhh..."

The sound of footsteps walked away, everyone felt relieved, and looked at this desolate courtyard. The palace was in disrepair for a long time, the painted columns were already mottled, the courtyard was covered with thick snow, half of an old plum tree died, and the other half enjoyed all the nutrition alone. Material, arrogant and proud, full of anger.

"Wow." Huang Taiji poked his head out of the schoolbag on Shi Yinyu's back, and looked at the old plum tree curiously, "It's so beautiful... Oh my god!!!!"

Accompanied by a shrill scream, Huang Taiji's hair exploded.

Lu Xingzhou patted him on the head: "Don't shout, be careful to recruit the guards."

Huang Taiji hurriedly jumped out of his schoolbag, threw himself into Lu Xingzhou's arms, and buried his face in his chest: "There is a ghost! There is a face on that tree!!!"

"This unlucky boy, what a face on a tree, it's only worth being excited if you have a butt." Lu Xingzhou laughed, "I'll take you to the underworld when I have time, there are ghosts everywhere, let you see it all at once. "

Huang Taiji trembled: "I'm not excited, I'm afraid!!!"

Lu Xingzhou: "There is nothing to be afraid of. Now we are going to spend the night in someone else's palace. We have to treat our master with a better attitude. Thank you, Bihart."

"...Competing with a ball." Huang Taiji muttered weakly.

Creaking... Shi Yinyu pushed open the wooden door of the main room, the cold wind swept in, and the floating dust filled the room, flying in the projected snow light.

This palace has not been opened for an unknown period of time.

Shi Yinyu's eyes were indifferent, and he glanced around the dark room, looked sideways at Lu Xingzhou, and said with a smile: "Come in, this room is quite clean, there is nothing dirty."

"No?" Lu Xingzhou rubbed Huang Taiji's hairy head and said gloatingly, "Ghosts and evil spirits are the easiest to breed in the deserted palace, and I'm afraid it will scare us Aji to death."

Just to scare him to death, Shi Yinyu stared at Huang Taiji viciously, how dare this coward bury his chest! ! !

Lu Xingzhou glanced at him with a half-smile.

Shi Yinyu snorted, walked into the door, and said lightly: "How can there be any ghosts and evil spirits? Even if there are, they will be gone with one blow to death. If you don't believe me, come and see."

His voice is not high, but it can be heard clearly in every corner. There is a hint of pressure in his voice. As soon as he finished speaking, a gust of wind blows from the palace. The ghosts entrenched in the dilapidated palace sense his danger and rush to escape. .

After a while, the whole palace seemed to be a little brighter.

With a smile on the corner of Lu Xingzhou's lips, he carried Huang Taiji across the threshold and glanced over his head inadvertently.

Shi Yinyu followed his line of sight and saw a fox-eyed female ghost lying on the dimly painted beam above her head. watching them.

The female ghost was thinking about how to kill this group of people—that man wearing glasses was thin and gentle, he looked weak at first glance, and had a faint evil spirit on his body, was it a snake demon?Too thin, let's make snake soup.The shapeless cat demon in his arms was quite fat, but it was too small to fit between its teeth.Alas, there is a big one in the back, this panda is so evil, could it be the Zhiyi clan?Don't be afraid, Zhiyi's group of fat people who sell cuteness for a living can't cause any trouble.What is that next to him?fox? ? ?Flip the table, there is such a branch of my great fox clan?What the hell is this connected to?

She was thinking about it, when she suddenly saw a black wave of air coming, the pressure was so strong!She ran away resolutely, jumped off the beam and fled: ah!Granny's tail! ! !

Tang Erzang looked around: "What's the sound?"

"Is there a sound?" Shi Yinyu said with a smile, "Why didn't I hear it?"

Huang Taiji lay in Lu Xingzhou's arms, feeling very safe: "I didn't hear it either, you must be hallucinating, brother Azang, relax, don't be so nervous."

Tang Erzang: "..." Who was the one who was scared to death just now?

Lu Xingzhou found a copper basin and threw a piece of burning talisman paper into it. The Luojia fire burned blazingly, gradually dispelling the old cold air in the palace.

Ren Buren sat by the basin, warming himself comfortably by the fire with his two bear paws, and praised: "You have good skills, can you control the temperature? Come on, work harder."

Lu Xingzhou snapped his fingers, and the flames shot up two meters high.

"I'm going to fuck you!!!" Ren Buren jumped three feet high, holding the nearly scorched bear paw and yelling.

"Don't be so surprised, keep your voice down." Lu Xingzhou said, lowering his head and swiping on the phone a few times, frowning slightly, "The judge said that the demon royal family will hold a Mingguang Weiyang banquet to celebrate the regent's birthday."

Ren Buren hummed: "Celebrate her death."

Lu Xingzhou: "At the beginning of the banquet, the mastiff Teman and Alu will be used to sacrifice to the demon god."

Ren Buren was taken aback: "This bitch..."

Lu Xingzhou: "I think she is trying to force you out."

Ren Buren: "When?"

Lu Xingzhou: "23 next month."

A grand banquet is essentially a show of strength. The last Mingguang Weiyang banquet was 700 years ago. As the descendant of the Yunyang clan recognized by the demon world as the closest to the gods, Yun Lie performed an on-the-spot obsession in front of the world's talents. For that time The Mingguang Weiyang banquet was covered with heavy haze. Since then, the economy of the demon world has collapsed, and its strength has been deteriorating. If there is no strength, there is no need to hold such a feast that wastes people and money.

Unexpectedly, after 700 years, the Mingguang Weiyang Banquet will appear again.

It snowed again in the evening, both Lu Xingzhou and Shi Yinyu had practiced the bigu technique, so they didn't feel hungry for a while, but the two young ones couldn't bear it anymore.

Huang Taiji poured out all the snacks in his schoolbag, divided them into two equal portions, and gave half to Tang Erzang, all of which were spicy sticks, duck necks, dried small fish, etc., and the more he ate, the hungrier he became.

Lu Xingzhou and Shi Yinyu decided to go out to find something to eat.

The palace was strictly forbidden, and when it got dark, there was no movement. After the footsteps of the guards walked away, the only sound left in the vast world was the occasional sound of crow wings flapping in the sky.

The two were bold and skilled, walking side by side swaggeringly on the road. After a while, Shi Yinyu pointed in one direction: "Over here, there is the aroma of stewed mutton with radish."

Lu Xingzhou glanced at him with a strange look.

Shi Yinyu: "What's wrong?"

"Dog nose." Lu Xingzhou couldn't help laughing.

Shi Yinyu couldn't help but smile, smiled, then straightened his face, and said seriously: "Be respectful to my husband."

Lu Xingzhou: "Be respectful to Dad."

"..." Shi Yinyu pressed his knuckles and made a clicking sound.

"???" Lu Xingzhou took a deep breath, and said in a trembling voice, "You rebellious son, are you going to make trouble?"

"I haven't done anything wrong?" Shi Yinyu put his arms around him and kissed him forcefully, "I warn you to be careful, we are in the demon world, do as the Romans do, you have to follow the traditional virtues of the demon world."

Lu Xingzhou: "What virtue?"

"Marry and obey your husband."

Lu Xingzhou scoffed, "Then I still want you to obey your father at home."

"We're not at home, we're outside," Shi Yinyu said, "And you're married to me, so you're not allowed to call yourself a father. I've never called your father, and you treated me badly back then."

Lu Xingzhou choked for a moment, knowing that he was heartless and lustless back then, on the one hand he felt pitiful for this little thing, on the other hand he felt troublesome, he was indeed not very gentle and considerate.

So when he fell into a demon, he blamed himself for a while, and deduced countless times if he understood a little bit of human friendship, would it be possible to prevent him from going astray?

Of course, I didn't know until 1000 years later that this product itself is transformed by demonic energy, a natural monster, playing itself.

Seeing his absent-minded eyes, Shi Yinyu suddenly regretted, what nonsense he was talking about!He laughed dryly: "Don't take it to heart, I'm just kidding, you were very kind to me back then."

Lu Xingzhou: "Then you are always jealous of Huang Taiji?"

"I'm jealous of him???" Shi Yinyu said, "As far as my relationship with you is concerned, do you need to be jealous of him? I am your husband, and he is just an adopted son. I can kiss whenever I want, and sleep whenever I want. Can he? He's just buried his chest with his clothes on."

"...Oh, so it's because of jealousy." Lu Xingzhou said slowly.

Shi Yinyu paused, secretly hating himself for being so humble.

In the distance came a group of patrolling guards.

Shi Yinyu propped up the barrier and hid the figures of the two of them. After the guards walked away, he removed the barrier. He cleared his throat in embarrassment, pretending that nothing happened just now, and pointed to the place that smelled of mutton : "Go there and have a look, maybe just in time for the mutton to be out of the pot."

Lu Xingzhou followed behind him, took a few steps, and said softly: "I didn't understand human relations before, and I really didn't treat you well. Now I understand a little bit, and I want to treat you well."

Shi Yinyu's lips trembled in the cold wind, he wanted to say something, but he didn't say it.

I heard Lu Xingzhou's soft voice coming from behind: "No one can compare to you, you don't like me doting on Huang Taiji, then I won't dote on him in the future, and I will only dote on you, okay?"

"It's my pettiness," Shi Yinyu stopped, "You can do whatever you want, I shouldn't be thinking wildly."

Lu Xingzhou: "It's not because I was thinking wildly, it's because I failed to give you a sense of security."

"I'm not accusing you."

"I understand." Lu Xingzhou took a step forward, hugged him from behind, and sighed with a smile, "Monsters are really scary."

"what?"

Lu Xingzhou: "Did you cast a charm on me?"

"of course not!"

"Then why do I think you are so cute even when you look wronged?"

Shi Yinyu's eyelids twitched, the root of his tongue tightened, and he said dully and in a daze: "If you don't know how to talk about love, don't talk nonsense."

"Huh?" Lu Xingzhou was taken aback.

Shi Yinyu turned around, looked into his eyes, and said affectionately: "You didn't mean to say it, but I don't know how much power is contained in this sentence, I don't know how much waves it will cause in my heart, I don't know if this For a moment, I want to love you so hard and write poems for you."

Lu Xingzhou: "..."

He now knew the power of those words.

After coughing, Lu Xingzhou said dryly, "The weather is cold, not suitable for writing poems, but more suitable for eating mutton."

Shi Yinyu was fairly restrained, and didn't write poems on the spot.

The two sneaked into the place where the mutton came. It should be the palace of a very favored member of the royal family. It was very luxurious. The huge courtyard was full of busy servants. are several degrees higher than other places.

In the kitchen, more than a dozen chefs are busy working in full swing.

The demon world is a land of gourmet food, and the Demon King's Palace gathers famous chefs from all over the world. As soon as he stepped into the kitchen, the aroma of the dishes that could make a god's index finger twitch wafted in his nostrils, and Lu Xingzhou was so hungry that his belly was on his back in an instant.

On a stove not far away, mutton was simmering in a casserole. Hiding behind the barrier, Shi Yinyu stretched out a hand and lifted the lid of the pot to take a look.

Hmm... It's better to come early than coincidentally. This mutton will be old if it is stewed again.

A chef happened to turn around.

Shi Yinyu immediately withdrew his hand.

The chef was shocked: "Why isn't this pot covered?"

In the enchantment, Lu Xingzhou looked at the hot pot lid in Shi Yinyu's hand, and looked at him in surprise, "Are you sick?" Rolling on the tip of his tongue, he didn't ask for a long time.

Shi Yinyu said seriously: "I really didn't do it on purpose."

Lu Xingzhou burst out laughing.

The chefs studied the casserole for a long time, but they couldn't figure out why the lid of the pot disappeared. However, everyone had a tacit understanding and thought it was someone else's fault.

Lu Xingzhou took a few photos and sent them to Ren Buren to order.

Benevolent See Rinpoche:? ? ?

Lu Xingzhou: Ask the two little beasts what they want to eat,

Benevolent See Rinpoche: What the hell is your name?Such a wife?

Lu Xingzhou looked up his nickname suspiciously, and felt suffocated for a moment.

——The Wife of the Expired Devil

He glanced at Shi Yinyu expressionlessly, and silently changed his nickname back. He didn't know when this guy committed the crime, but he actually surfed the Internet happily with such a nickname.

Ren Buren ordered a few dishes, vinegared cabbage, steamed eggs with shrimps, grilled pork ribs, braised chicken wings and radish stewed lamb, as if ordering takeaway.

Fortunately, Lu Xingzhou and Shi Yinyu had strong mana and successfully completed the task. They sneaked these dishes into the barrier under the eyes of a dozen chefs, and even stole a multi-layered food box.

Chef: "What's going on? Where's my grilled ribs? Who of you moved my grill? Why is there still money here? Is it mentally handicapped? What are you doing with the money here???"

While the chefs were making noise, Lu Xingzhou and Shi Yinyu walked out of the kitchen contentedly, each biting a chicken leg and carrying a heavy food box in their hands.

There was a sudden panic in the palace courtyard. The servants became nervous and hid in the house one after another. They couldn't dodge in time and knelt down by the side of the road.

After a while, the regent walked in from outside the courtyard, surrounded by a large group of guards and servants.

She walked like the wind, walked across the courtyard without looking sideways, and walked to the door of the main house. Two maidservants had already lifted the curtain, but she suddenly stopped, turned her head slightly, and glanced at the barrier.

Lu Xingzhou suddenly held his breath, thinking of this woman's strength, maybe he could sense that there was an enchantment here.

"Gah..." A jackdaw flew away from the corner of the eaves.

The regent realized that the abnormality he had noticed was actually the jackdaw, so he was relieved, turned and walked into the door.

Lu Xingzhou breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to leave when he suddenly heard the regent's cold voice from inside the door.

——"Chen, Xiling Xiao, pay homage to my king, my king Yongchang."

"!!!" Lu Xingzhou lifted his breath before he finished breathing, and turned to look at Shi Yinyu.

The faces of both of them were full of disbelief—they entered the palace of the Demon King just by entering so casually.