He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years

Royal Boba is indeed the most luxurious bathing center in Yaowang City, with excellent sound insulation.Lu Xingzhou concentrated his mental strength, only to hear Ren Buren's loud laughter in the next room.

Those three people had been friends with each other since they were young, and when they met many years later, they were very affectionate, embracing each other and patting their backs excitedly.

Lu Xingzhou subconsciously walked through the wall, and saw that Ren Buren was wearing only a pair of big underpants, with a three-layer belly bumped, climbed into the bathtub and sat down, the water level suddenly rose by [-] centimeters.

The thin Alu was almost submerged in the bottom of the water.

A small wooden plate floated on the water, Mastiff Teman reached out and picked up a piece of honeydew melon, stuffed it into his mouth, and said casually: "Aren, have you gone to see the old lady?"

"Hmm." Ren Buren covered his face with a wet towel, and an ethereal voice came from under the towel, "I poured three glasses of wine for her and kowtowed a few times, I don't know if she knows, mother It is a lifelong regret that I failed to honor her properly while I was alive."

Mastiff Man: "Since I'm back, I can go to pay homage to her old man's house every year from now on."

"That's right, good days are coming," Ren Buren said with a smile, "Thanks to Lu Xingzhou for helping me get rid of the expulsion order, these years, don't mention how aggrieved I am, haha ​​demon world, I'm finally back!"

Mastiff Man: "Then you have to thank Lu Xingzhou a lot."

"Don't say thank you for your kindness," Ren Buren said carelessly, "Xingzhou is my brother who has a knife in his arms, and if he says thank you, he will be born, and when our big things are done in the future, I will give him endless glory and wealth. "

"Big event..." Ah Lu muttered in a low voice.

"Haha, it's a big deal," Ren Buren laughed complacently, "When are you going to start the incident?"

Mastiff Teman and A Lu looked at each other, and lowered their voices: "The 23rd of next month will be the birthday of the Regent, and the royal family will hold a birthday banquet, and all officials will be there."

"Good timing." Ren Buren praised, "The bigger the banquet, the easier it is to fish in troubled waters. Hey, what are you going to do? Rush in at the banquet and capture the regent alive?"

Mastiff stared: "Just kidding! Are the guards at the banquet just kidding?"

Ren Buren: "Then how are you going to do it?"

Mastiff Man: "Poison."

"Are you kidding me?" Ren Buren yelled, "That's the regent king's birthday banquet, and all meals will be tested by the imperial physician!"

Mastiff Man: "We have bought the envoy of the imperial hospital who is the most trusted by the regent. Let's test the poison? Believe it or not, we even poisoned her!"

There was a loud sound of splashing water, and he stood up from the bath without hesitation, and said sharply: "You actually bought the imperial physician? Are you planning to poison the regent to death?"

Shi Yinyu frowned, looked at Lu Xingzhou in surprise, and said in a low voice: "No, Ren Buren's attitude is wrong..."

Before he finished speaking, he heard a rush of footsteps outside, and then the door next door was kicked open, and the mastiff roared in panic: "What's going on? Ti Qiwei? You bastards, how dare you If you disturb me, let me get the fuck out of here!"

"Master Mastiff," a man in uniform walked out of the crowd, with a smile on his face, "I'm afraid I can't get out."

Mastiff Man: "What did you say?"

The man pronounced the sentence loudly: "You two intend to assassinate the Lord Regent. You are treasonous and unspeakable. According to the law, you should be killed on the spot. The reason is that you two are of noble blood. I will save your lives for the time being and wait for the trial of the Regent."

Mastiff Man: "You are slandering Lao Tzu! We are loyal to Lord Regent, and the sky can learn from it!"

"Master Mastiff, that's not what you said just now..." The man turned to the side, "Master Ren."

Ren Buren was expressionless, opened his mouth, pulled out a back molar with his bare hands, pinched it hard, and the white porcelain fell off, revealing the monitor inside.

Mastiff Teman seemed to be doused by a head of ice water, and froze in place. After a while, a heart-piercing roar came out of his throat: "Ren Buren! We have a life-threatening friendship with you!!!"

Ren Buren smiled viciously: "Who will die with you? When I was exiled in the human world and was struggling with life and death, you were still lying in the heap of brocade, eating and drinking. If you are unkind, don't blame me for being unrighteous!"

"You...you..." Mastiff pointed at him, trembling for a long time, his plump body jumped out of the bath, and rushed towards Ren Buren ferociously.

Ren Buren turned around and scrambled to hide behind the crowd.

The man suddenly drew his sword and swung it fiercely at Mastiff Teman.

Alu waved his hand quickly, Yuse's arms drew a circle in the air, bringing out a curtain of water, and the water droplets all over the sky turned into meteors and shot at him.

The man's sword tip was less than three centimeters away from Mastiff Teman, but the water drop was already close in front of him. He retreated decisively, and the sword edge slid across Mastiff Teman's hair, cutting off a bunch of hair.

The battle was on the verge of breaking out, and they fell into a confrontation in an instant.

The man glanced at them fiercely, and sneered: "The skill is good, but it's a pity... I advise you not to bother, I have so many brothers here, it's easy to take you two down, you'd better save your strength and go to the prison to enjoy it Bar."

Lu Xingzhou's eyes tightened.

Shi Yinyu whispered: "You want to save them?"

"No need." Lu Xingzhou pressed his hand, "We can save a moment, but not a lifetime."

Shi Yinyu understands that their conversation has been wiretapped, and evidence has been left. Mastiff Teman and A Lu are both descendants of famous families, and they can run away from a monk but not a temple.

After a while, the bathroom next door returned to calm. Mastiff Teman and Alu did not resist, and were taken away obediently. The other party was Ti Qiwei who specialized in patrolling and arresting, and it was meaningless to resist.

Lu Xingzhou sat down heavily in the water, stared blankly at the void in front of him, and said urgently in a low voice: "Something must have happened to Ren Buren."

Shi Yinyu: "The way he looked just now seemed to have been lowered."

"It wasn't Ren Buren just now." Lu Xingzhou said firmly.

Shi Yinyu was taken aback: "Someone else pretended?"

"Correct."

"how do you know?"

"He said that he was wronged in the human world, so it's better in the demon world. He also said that when their major event is completed, they will give me endless glory and wealth..." Lu Xingzhou grabbed Shi Yinyu's arm with his wet hand , "Then he can't be Ren Buren."

Shi Yinyu's eyes darkened: "You know him so well?"

Lu Xingzhou nodded resolutely: "I understand, he is a person who knows how to live well, and he will not be aggrieved anywhere. He doesn't want to stay here for a day in such a dark demon world. Most importantly, he also understands me and knows ..."

"Tsk..." Shi Yinyu was a little apprehensive, knowing that his jealousy was out of season, he suppressed his emotions forcibly, looked at Lu Xingzhou with ambiguous eyes, and muttered, "Know what?"

Lu Xingzhou: "I know that giving me glory and wealth is like giving you 72 beauties. It's purely flattery."

"..." Shi Yinyu didn't expect him to make such an analogy, so he laughed dryly: "No, maybe I also want beautiful women."

"Crap," Lu Xingzhou glanced at him, "You only want me."

Shi Yinyu felt that he was completely absorbed by him, and felt a little bit of grievance in his heart.

But I heard Lu Xingzhou say calmly: "You only want me, you don't want beautiful women, and I don't want glory and wealth, I just want to live an ordinary life with you, eat meat if you have money, drink more water if you don't have money. "

The grievance in Shi Yinyu's heart completely disappeared.

"Ren Buren knows what I think, and he can't repay me with glory and wealth." Lu Xingzhou said, "If the one just now wasn't Ren Buren, then where is the real Ren Buren?"

The two came out of the royal Yuba, it was snowing heavily outside, and the road was bleak.

Lu Xingzhou looked at the snow-covered city, and suddenly asked, "Have you ever been to the Demon King's Palace?"

Shi Yinyu smiled: "Do you want to sit on the throne? I will accompany you."

The two of them did what they said, and immediately took a taxi to the palace. The driver was driving tired and was yawning. Hearing this request, he immediately woke up: "Where are you going?"

"The palace." Lu Xingzhou said.

Driver: "Stop joking, why are you going to the palace at night? Do you want to send your head?"

Lu Xingzhou: "I really cherish my head."

Driver: "Even the outside of the palace is under martial law at night, and no one can enter. You two are not locals, are you?"

Lu Xingzhou: "To tell you the truth, we are from the Underworld, you know, Son of Heaven, right? Our two sons. We came to the Demon Realm this time to find a friend in the palace."

The driver was stunned for a moment, observed him in the rearview mirror for a while, and suddenly realized: "God... crazy."

"Stop talking nonsense." Shi Yinyu said coldly, "Drive."

"Okay, no problem, you two sit down!" The driver readily agreed, then kicked the accelerator, and pulled the two of them to the entrance of the mental hospital.

Lu Xingzhou + Shi Yinyu: "..." What is the mental hospital in Demon King City doing in the city center?

The driver still had a smile on his face, pointed to the gate of the mental hospital and said, "See that gate? Go in and you will be in the palace. There will be many beautiful maids in white coats serving you. Go ahead."

The taxi drove away.

Standing in the snow, Lu Xingzhou stared at the gate of the mental hospital and blinked: "Ah... Ah Yu, did Dad say something wrong?"

"That driver has a problem with his mind." Shi Yinyu said indifferently, "Do you want to kill him?"

Lu Xingzhou: "Damn it, you must be out of your mind."

As the saying goes, one learns one's wisdom. Lu Xingzhou, who gained experience once, turned on the map of his mobile phone to study the direction of the palace, and took a taxi again: "To No. 69 Yongning Street."

"???" the driver said, "That's the palace, brother."

"We're not going to the palace." Lu Xingzhou told him solemnly.

The driver glanced at the gate of the mental hospital next to him, then at the two people in the car, and said gloomily, "Two brothers, don't run away when it snows, just stay inside and be a good baby, don't come out to find someone else. Is it okay to trouble?"

Lu Xingzhou: "We are really not mental patients."

Driver: "I didn't say you were mentally ill, but you shouldn't come out, go back, be obedient."

This driver was much more responsible than the last one. He even started the car slowly, drove forward a few meters, and sent the two of them to the security room at the door.

"Hey, hey, don't run!" Lu Xingzhou Erkang stretched out his hand to the driver.

The driver ran away in a hurry. I am afraid the prototype is a rabbit.

The two security guards in the security room were leaning on the heater and drowsy. When they heard the movement at the door, they cheered up and said loudly, "What's going on? Hey, who are you two?"

Lu Xingzhou: "It's not a mental patient anyway."

"Then get out!" The security guard waved his baton irritably, "Believe it or not, I will arrest you and lock you up!"

Lu Xingzhou glanced at him with displeasure.

Shi Yinyu moved his fingers.

Lu Xingzhou pressed his fingers: "Where's the temper?"

Shi Yinyu: "I don't allow anyone to be disrespectful to you."

"Don't make trouble." Lu Xingzhou pulled his finger away from the security room, raised his eyes to look at the snowy night sky, and pointed in one direction, "That's the palace, I can't get a taxi, what should I do?"

Shi Yinyu: "I'll run over with you on my back."

"???" Lu Xingzhou laughed, "You're talking nonsense!"

Shi Yinyu: "Take whatever you want."

"...Oh my god." Lu Xingzhou cursed, raised his hand, and the bone whip flew out from his palm. He held the bone whip in one hand, and wrapped his arms around Shi Yinyu's waist with the other hand. With the power of the bone whip, he jumped He jumped up and landed firmly on the roof of a nearby building.

In the security room, the security guard just sat down in front of the heater. When he looked up, he saw the two people hugging each other and flying out of front of him. He was stunned for a moment, rubbed his eyes, and muttered, "I'm so tired, I'm hallucinating." Damn, it’s only because of such a tiring job…"

Lu Xingzhou and Shi Yinyu jumped onto the roof, the snow was flying heavily, and the roof was covered with white snow. They were like two light and big birds, stepping on the roof all the way, and galloped towards the palace.

Shi Yinyu stopped suddenly.

Lu Xingzhou was surprised: "Why..."

Before he finished speaking, he was also taken aback for a moment, and felt a faint voice mixed in the cold air beside his ear.