After returning home from the police station, Shi Yinyu went to the bathroom to fill in the water, preparing for Lu Xingzhou to take a bath to catch up on his sleep. After putting in the water, he turned around and found that no one was around.

"Rowing a boat? Sailing a boat?"

"Attic." Lu Xingzhou's voice came from the stairwell.

Shi Yinyu walked up to the attic, and saw Lu Xingzhou standing at the top of the stairs without moving, staring blankly at the front.

"What are you looking at?" Shi Yinyu followed his gaze, surprised, "Where is the bed???"

When the attic of their house was first renovated, a glass greenhouse was designed, and further outside was a small open-air platform. The original intention of the design was that the couple could talk about love under the starry sky above their heads, from firewood, rice, oil, salt to tobacco, alcohol, sugar and tea.

When Shi Yinyu moved to the new house, the monsters under Shi Yinyu also sent a lot of flowers and plants, and within a month after sending them, they all withered due to negligent management...

At this time, among the decaying flowers and plants, a huge and exquisite wooden bed was impressively placed in the glass greenhouse.

Gu Qu's body lay on the bed.

Shi Yinyu: "This bed...Feng Jifan brought it here? When did he move it? Where did he move it? Could it be stolen?"

Lu Xingzhou: "It's hard to say."

"Could it be..." Shi Yinyu thought of a terrible guess, "Is this the marriage bed of Feng Jifan and Boss Gu back then?"

Lu Xingzhou: "No, this bed is in the style of the demon world. Both of them are human beings. Besides, they have never been married at all."

"I see..." Shi Yinyu nodded, "So they are not as good as us."

Lu Xingzhou: "Nonsense, we are married according to our own orders, we abide by the etiquette, music and patriarchal law, and we are married in a serious manner."

Shi Yinyu was surprised: "We still follow the patriarchal law of ritual and music?"

"Don't you obey?" Lu Xingzhou was more surprised than him, "Aren't we legally married?"

"Yes, yes, of course, they are legal couples." Shi Yinyu laughed, thinking that you should obey if you say so, and if you dare to object to one of the patriarchal laws of ritual and music, then you should change it.

Lu Xingzhou looked at the exquisite wooden bed and Gu Qu who was lying quietly on the bed, and hummed: "He is not afraid that we will send Gu Qu's body back."

"There must be an enchantment." Shi Yinyu stretched out his fingers and walked towards the bed.

Lu Xingzhou grabbed him.

Shi Yinyu: "Huh?"

"What's that?" Lu Xingzhou looked at the floor not far from the bed.

Shi Yinyu followed his line of sight, saw the corpses of several flying insects, and said with a smile: "In autumn and winter, even insects can't survive... No, why did they all die here?"

Lu Xingzhou took out a piece of yellow talisman, pinched it lightly, and the talisman paper turned into powder, and with a flick of his finger, fine yellow confetti flew up and flew towards the bed.

Shi Yinyu frowned suddenly.

There was a crackling sound, and the yellow talismans burned two meters away from the big bed, turning into ashes and falling to the side of the flying insect's corpse.

Lu Xingzhou: "A barrier with active attack capabilities."

Shi Yinyu smiled and said, "It can be used to prevent mosquitoes in summer."

Lu Xingzhou: "The wind pole is set up here, not to prevent mosquitoes, who is he trying to protect against?"

Shi Yinyu sighed, this is their family's villa, besides the two of them, who else would climb up to the attic?

Feng Jifan was calm and unrestrained on the surface, but secretly he was afraid that Lu Xingzhou would really return Gu Qu's body.

There was a sound of breaking wind.

Shi Yinyu looked up, just in time to see Feng Jifan with a bill under his arm falling on the small open-air platform outside the window.

Lu Xingzhou scolded: "What are you doing?"

"What are you doing?" Feng Ji sneered back, Shi Shi ran through the glass greenhouse and came into the room.

That case is also in the style of the demon world. It is more than two meters long. I don't know what kind of wood it is made of. It looks very textured and must be heavy, but he can easily carry it under his arm.

Putting the table not far from the bed, Feng Jifan took out a handkerchief from his pocket, wiped the table carefully, took out a guqin and put it on it.

Shi Yinyu looked at the guqin, and remembered how he played the qin on the sea when the new devil was born, and couldn't help but feel surprised: Fengji was born in a gangster, and he can play the qin.

"There is music, there is a piano, this is life." Feng plucked the strings, "Comfortable~"

Lu Xingzhou: "Where did you get this bed and this table?"

"Of course I bought it, otherwise? I don't know how to do it." Feng Ji looked at him as if he was mentally retarded, waved away the enchantment beside the bed, walked over and sat down by the bed, looked down at Gu Qu, his voice It softened again, "This is Qu'er's favorite look."

Lu Xingzhou: "He would prefer to send the body back."

"I do not like."

Lu Xingzhou frowned and looked at him.

Feng Ji disapproved of his gaze, bent down, kissed Gu Qu on the forehead, and stroked his hair gently. After a while, he suddenly said, "Xing Zhou, did the regent go to the anchovy snail last night?" gone?"

Lu Xingzhou was silent for a moment, and replied: "En."

"Why are you hesitating? Keep it a secret from me?" Feng Ji sneered, "There is no news in this world that I can't find out."

Lu Xingzhou also knew that this was true, so he said calmly, "Why are you asking this?"

"Of course I want to remind you." Feng Jifan wrote lightly, "That woman from the Xiling clan has a great hatred for the demon world, and she won't let your man go easily."

Lu Xingzhou was startled: "What do you mean?"

"You can't understand what these two simple sentences mean?" Feng Jifan looked at him in astonishment, "When did you become mentally retarded?"

Lu Xingzhou was furious: "You are so retarded!"

"Fart, I'm the smartest in the world!" Feng Ji retorted, turned his eyes to Shi Yinyu, stared at him for a while, then his eyes suddenly changed, as if he was solving some function derivative inequality conic section, muttering, "Is there really reproductive isolation? The specific manifestation is that people become mentally retarded over time? But it's okay for people, monsters and ghosts to marry each other, so the problem lies in..."

He looked at Lu Xingzhou seriously: "Do you mind changing to a monster boyfriend? Or a ghost?"

Shi Yinyu: "???"

Feng Jifan continued: "I'm not familiar with the underworld, the demon world... How about the only son of the previous demon king? Although he is being hunted down by the current demon king, he is quite handsome..."

Lu Xingzhou looked at him expressionlessly: "The wind is extremely strong, look at the shape of my mouth."

"Ok?"

Lu Xingzhou's words were straight and round: "I call your ancestors eighteen generations!"

"You child..." Feng Jifan had a face full of hatred.

Shi Yinyu frowned: "Senior Feng, you said that Xingzhou and I are reproductively isolated? Because I am a monster? And aren't demons and humans allowed to intermarry normally?"

"Listen to his nonsense," Lu Xingzhou said angrily, "What the hell is reproductive isolation? He's saying that I've been fooled by you! Fuck you!"

Shi Yinyu: "..."

Feng Jifan smiled apologetically: "This kid has a bad temper, he was not educated well..."

"Stop talking nonsense," Lu Xingzhou said, "Just now you said that the regent Xiling clan has a great hatred for the Demon Realm—the Sixth Heaven City...Why? She is a woman who lives in a temple, what direct hatred can she have? There are relatives and the Sixth Heaven City. Died in the battle of Tiancheng?"

Feng Jifan: "Although she lives high in the temple, she is a woman."

"What happened to the woman?"

"Women hold grudges."

Lu Xingzhou didn't take it seriously: "If you hold grudges again, can you be more careful than the judge?"

"If you just look at the heart, it's hard to tell the difference." Feng Ji retorted, "But she is more ruthless than the judge, compared to her, the judge is just a little sweet pepper."

Lu Xingzhou: "???"

Shi Yinyu said: "I have indeed heard that the regent is an extreme advocate for the demon world. When she was able to be regent, she also took the power of the previous demon king. The former demon king was a peacemaker."

Lu Xingzhou: "Why does she hate the Demon Realm?"

Feng Jifan: "Because she hates a monster that made her foolishness go to waste."

"..." Lu Xingzhou was silent, paused for a while, and said expressionlessly, "Don't say that monster is you."

Feng Ji turned his hand: "I am also very innocent."

Lu Xingzhou gasped, took a step forward, grabbed Feng Jifan's collar, and said angrily, "Didn't you break your sleeve? Did you fucking grow sponge body or enoki mushroom in your brain? You keep saying you like it." Gu Qu, but you're fucking seducing Aqin and provoking the regent, you dirty bisexual!"

"Hey, hey, let go! How decent is it?" Feng Jifan struggled weakly.

Lu Xingzhou threw him away forcefully, and wiped his hands in disgust: "I really despise you."

Feng Jifan's hair was messed up, and he sat back on the bed in embarrassment, sighed, pointed at Gu Qu's face, and reprimanded: "Did you hear that? Xingzhou said that you are seducing Aqin and provoking the regent again. King, you dirty bisexual!"

Lu Xingzhou frowned: "What do you mean?"

"Can't you guess?" Feng Ji retorted, "I am so perverted, who else can catch my eyes except Xiao Qu'er? He is different, he doesn't love me, but he can still sleep with me, no I love Aqin, and I can get engaged to her, and I don't love the Xiling family, but it didn't stop him from climbing the dragon and the phoenix. The name is doing business in the demon world, but he is actually flirting in front of the demon girl. This kind of unfeminine man is just two words... "

Lu Xingzhou thought he was going to say "I owe you a beating" or "a scumbag", but Feng Ji gritted his teeth and said, "My friend."

"You mean, the regent loves Boss Gu?" Lu Xingzhou guessed, "Because Boss Gu loves you, so he hates monsters?"

Feng Jifan snorted coldly: "Wrong, Boss Gu doesn't love me at all."

"Crazy." Lu Xingzhou muttered, thinking that the two of you are just like each other, a match made in heaven, Aqin and the regent committed a big crime in the previous life, so we will meet you two in this life.

Feng Jifan: "The Xiling family has never been able to ask for Qu'er all their lives. They really hate me. Yin Yu is my apprentice-in-law. How could she let him go so easily? You should be careful. Based on what I know about that woman, She's bound to play tricks."

Lu Xingzhou thought for a moment, then said slowly, "I have a very good solution."

Feng Jifan: "I have a bad feeling."

Lu Xingzhou: "As long as we dedicate you to the Lord Regent, she will not only let Ayu go, she may even reward us."

"..." Feng Jifan frowned, puzzled: "Why did I bring you, a bear, into the world?"

But Lu Xingzhou didn't bother to play tricks with him anymore, he turned around and walked downstairs, took out his mobile phone while walking, and dialed the judge's number.

Ma Mian answered the phone, and after understanding the purpose of his visit, he passed the phone to the judge.

Lu Xingzhou: "Xiao Ping, there is something to pay attention to."

Judge: "I'm not called Little Judge."

"Okay, judge," Lu Xingzhou said casually, "The regent hates monsters extremely, are you sure she won't play tricks when undoing the magic nail?"

"I'm not a judge either," the judge said helplessly, "there are many people who hate monsters, and I also hate monsters, so why don't I obediently run errands for you?"

Lu Xingzhou: "Tsk...what's the relationship between us!"

The judge laughed and said: "In the world of adults, hatred can mean too little. The regent is indeed an extreme fighter. When he broke through the Sixth Heaven City, he ordered the massacre of the city. Didn't he compromise in the end? Judgment When she was a war criminal, she still proposed the death penalty, but now your Shi Kui’s head is safely on his neck, and I have to thank her for finally defeating hatred with reason.”

Lu Xingzhou frowned. He knew that the demon world had strongly demanded the death penalty back then, so he gave all his wealth to the Minister of Subduing Demons and begged him to take care of it. It was only today that he found out that it was the Regent who proposed the death penalty.

The judge said: "No matter how powerful she is, her younger brother is being manipulated by us, and she will eventually swallow this breath. When a woman becomes a brother-supporting demon, then she is the softest persimmon in the world, and there is nothing to be afraid of."

At six o'clock in the evening, the envoys from the demon world finally brought back the Minister of Conquering Demons from the underworld, and the regent also signed the document agreeing to untie the magic nail.

The signatures of the rulers of the Three Realms are complete, and the document takes effect immediately. Shi Yinyu can finally get rid of the restraint deeply embedded in his flesh and blood, and exist as an individual with independent will.

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