Emperor Yin is officially returning to his throne. This is the top priority in the Palace of Hades. Everyone is too busy. It was already two hours after the anchovy snails had been dried for a long time.

Yan Ruyu filled her stomach with tea in the reception room, and was about to go to the bathroom when she heard the guards saluting from outside the door, knowing that the judge had finally arrived, she straightened her collar and sat up straight.

"Have you replaced your prosthetic body?" Lu Xingzhou's voice sounded.

Yan Ruyu stared in surprise, and saw Lu Xingzhou and Shi Yinyu walking over together behind the judge.

"Team leader! Brother! Why are you here?"

Lu Xingzhou: "Come and see my son."

"Ah?" Yan Ruyu was taken aback: Am I hallucinating?

The judge turned his head back and said with a little fatigue: "Leader Lu is outside, it's better to save face for His Majesty, if His Majesty is angry, Shinji and the two will commit a crime of disrespect..."

"Huh," Lu Xingzhou said, "I remember I'm still a citizen of the human world, right? Is Xiao Yin so unreasonable to use the law of the underworld to manage people in the human world?"

Shi Yinyu: "What the hell is Xiaoyin?"

Lu Xingzhou: "Son."

Shi Yinyu: "What's the matter with your father? His son's name is Yan Luo."

Lu Xingzhou: "This child, why didn't he tell his father the name..."

The judge took a deep breath.

Hei Wuchang put his hand down and signaled with his eyes: Your lord judge, killed these two disrespectful lunatics?

The judge shook his head invisibly: "Take people soft, let them have a mouthful first...

Lu Xingzhou walked up to Yan Ruyu, walked around her, and nodded: "Not bad, not bad, Shen Qiushuo's craftsmanship is really good, is this prosthetic body comfortable to use?"

Yan Ruyu: "It's comfortable, but I'm used to running around naked. When I first got a body, I didn't quite get used to it. On the way here just now, I always felt that something was wrong. When I arrived at the gate of the King of Hell's Palace, I suddenly remembered that it was the prosthetic body that fell on the ground. The taxi got in, and it took a lot of effort to find it."

Lu Xingzhou: "..."

Yan Ruyu: "Although I have been wearing a prosthetic body before, once I run naked for a few days, I feel that it is better to release the ghost nature. It is really easy to go from thrift to extravagance, but difficult to go from extravagance to frugality."

With an indescribable expression on Lu Xingzhou's face, he thought to himself: This prosthetic body of yours was bought with real money, and all the welfare funds of the special investigation team for three years were spent on it, which one is extravagant and which one is frugal?You idiot!

Judge: "Cough cough cough..."

"Oh, team leader, I'll catch up with you later. I have a task to do now." Yan Ruyu quickly turned to look at the judge. After shaking hands, she took out a letter from the eighteen-hand donkey bag, handed it over, and said sternly : "Your Majesty, Minnie... Uh, cough, I am the special envoy of the snail, here to convey the meaning of our director."

The two parties were seated, Hei Wuchang took the letter and passed it to the judge, who sat at the head, unfolded the letter, and glanced at it quickly: "Well...the director said that the regent of the demon world has not eaten well or slept well these two days, and his blood pressure has skyrocketed 200, I am so worried, let me release the Minister of Subduing Demons quickly, otherwise the world may be in chaos... Hei Wuchang, what do you think?"

Black impermanence: "I heard that menopausal women are prone to vasospasm due to hypofunction of the ovaries, hyperfunction of the pituitary gland, increased secretion of gonadotropins, decreased estrogen, excitability of the sympathetic nerves, and abnormally sensitive regulation of the vasomotor center. Then the blood pressure rises, so the lower officials think that the 200-point rise in the regent's blood pressure has nothing to do with the Minister of Conquering Demons."

The judge nodded in relief, and smiled at Yan Ruyu: "What does Secretary Yan think?"

Yan Ruyu opened her mouth slowly: "Master Heiwuchang is not only handsome, but also knows a lot. He really deserves to be a pillar of ghosts."

Heiwuchang: "It's just a few blind readings, hehehe..."

The judge suddenly sighed, and said worriedly: "But the question of the Minister of Conquering Demons... is really tricky."

Yan Ruyu seemed to have a turning point when she heard it: "What's the matter?"

The judge: "I kept him in the underworld for the purpose of curing illnesses. As a result, he was not active in curing illnesses. He was full of energy in eating, drinking, and playing. He was full and asked a ghost girl to serve him in bed. Obviously, he was still stubbornly ill and unaffected by his glory. If you have to force it, I really don’t know what to say about him.”

Yan Ruyu said bluntly: "Then let him go? Let him go home and bring disaster to the demon world."

"The low level of medical treatment in the demon world will delay his illness," the judge sighed compassionately, "Oh, I'm just soft-hearted. I can't see that there is no cure for someone's illness."

Yan Ruyu's eyes were very suspicious.

"Let me just say something," Lu Xingzhou lazily said, "However, this matter is also a matter of the underworld and the demon world. Although the director is dedicated to maintaining world peace, it is not suitable for him to come out as a peacemaker. Our Family Planning Bureau has never How about meddling in the internal affairs of all walks of life, instead of meddling indiscriminately, it is better to draw a thread and let the underworld and the demon world sit down and negotiate directly, so as not to cause trouble."

"Direct negotiation?" Yan Ruyu hesitated.

The judge and Lu Xingzhou looked at each other, they both smiled tacitly, and sat down at the negotiating table calmly, how could they exchange the Minister of Subduing Demons for enough benefits?

When she came out of the Palace of the King of Hell, Yan Ruyu turned her head: "Why are you two here?"

Lu Xingzhou: "This is a long story for a child without a mother..."

Yan Ruyu: "To make a long story short."

Lu Xingzhou took two steps slowly with his hands behind his back, and said in a deep voice: "I watched the sky at night, and found that Yinghuo Shouxin, demon stars intertwined, and Liuguang died in the western sky. I am afraid that the world will be chaotic, so I traveled day and night to the underworld to meet with the judge. Discuss..."

Yan Ruyu: "???"

Shi Yinyu: "That is to say, he was just wandering around, and he happened to be here."

Yan Ruyu: "Oh."

Lu Xingzhou's eyes fell on her, he looked her up and down, and said with satisfaction: "I'm very pleased to see that you are now in charge of it alone. It seems that the special investigation team will not let me down if I entrust it to you."

Yan Ruyu was stunned for a moment: "What do you mean? You won't go back with me?"

Lu Xingzhou: "When I go back, I've been suspended, and I don't know if my salary will be paid on time..."

Yan Ruyu didn't know why he was suspended, and asked in a daze, "Why did you suspend? You are so important, maybe you will be reinstated soon?"

Lu Xingzhou didn't tell him about the bad contract he made on the director, and snorted: "Stop if you say it, and come back if you say it? I'm not willing to go back, I want to take a long vacation."

Yan Ruyu: "Why?"

Lu Xingzhou: "I'm not feeling well, I need to retreat."

"What?" Yan Ruyu was startled, "Where are you sick? Did you see a doctor? Oh, while you're in the underworld, hurry up and find a famous doctor. The medical conditions in the underworld are so good..."

Lu Xingzhou: "I'm not sick, I just don't want to go to work for the time being, I want to eat at home and wait to die, and live a glorious and corrupt life."

"Aren't you sick? Let me try." Yan Ruyu raised her hand and placed it on his forehead.

Lu Xingzhou knew that she couldn't fart, so he still stood there without moving.

A few minutes later, Yan Ruyu really showed a frustrated expression of "I haven't even tried a fart".

Lu Xingzhou smiled and said, "It's nothing."

"Oh, I don't want to go to work either..." Yan Ruyu found out that he was healthy, and immediately began to envy him.

Lu Xingzhou snorted coldly: "You think too much."

Yan Ruyu pursed her lips depressedly: "Then you will continue to stay in the underworld to cheat food and drink?"

Lu Xingzhou: "Remove the last four words."

He did have this plan in the first place, and he is also the number one hero in the return of Emperor Yin, so shouldn't the judge be in charge of a good meal?

But now His Majesty the Lord of the Underworld is so busy with the affairs of Emperor Yin, that the judge probably doesn't have the energy to entertain them anymore.

So Lu Xingzhou said goodbye to everyone in Hades, and boarded the ferry back to the human world with Yan Ruyu.

The night is long, and the ferry rides the wind and waves on the black water.

In the private room, Shi Yinyu sat by the bed, looked at Lu Xingzhou's sleeping state, couldn't help but raised his hand, stopped less than three centimeters from his skin, and gently traced Lu Xingzhou's eyebrows and eyes from the air.

Long eyebrows frowned, did he encounter any difficulties in his dream?

Breathing is short and rapid. What is it that makes you so nervous?

There is fine sweat on the forehead, is there any discomfort in the body?

Shi Yinyu pressed against his trembling thick and long eyelashes, finally couldn't help it, lowered his head, and lightly kissed the tip of the eyelashes.

Lu Xingzhou suddenly opened his eyes.

The eyes are red, the pupils are erect, and they are the snake pupils in the state of demon.

Shi Yinyu raised his hand to press on his heart, his body was very close to him, and said softly: "Xingzhou."

"En." Lu Xingzhou replied hoarsely.

Shi Yinyu's voice was gentle: "Let's peel off the snake repair, shall we?"

Lu Xingzhou didn't make a sound.

Shi Yinyu: "Now it's Yaoyi, what's the next step? Will you be completely taken away by him?"

Lu Xingzhou closed his eyes.

Shi Yinyu sighed: "I don't like you sharing your body with others, and I don't like others sharing you with me."

"Ayu," Lu Xingzhou called out, his eyes half-closed, and he murmured softly, "Don't talk, just hug me."

Shi Yinyu leaned over and hugged his body.

Lu Xingzhou hugged his neck affectionately, and rubbed against his neck.

The wind and waves were strong outside the window, and the ferry was slightly bumped.

The two embraced tightly in the small private room.

After a long while, Lu Xingzhou's mood gradually calmed down, and he said softly: "I know what you are thinking, Ah Yu, the fusion of snake cultivation was the result of my careful consideration. Over the years, although there are some unsatisfactory places, I... have never regret."

Shi Yinyu: "For the pursuit of power?"

"Chasing power... I don't think it's shameful," Lu Xingzhou smiled wryly. "When you come to this colorful world, it's not in vain to chase something, right?"

Shi Yinyu kissed him: "What I am after is to be husband and wife with you for a long time."

"Actually, I do too." Lu Xingzhou passed his finger through Shi Yinyu's hair, stroked it one by one, and nodded after a while: "I will consider peeling off the snake at the right time."

When the ferry docked at Baiye Wharf, the long night had passed, Shi Yinyu jumped off the gangway, looked back, and saw thousands of golden lights breaking through the clouds, and the vast sea surface was rippling and floating like gold.

Back to Anchovy, the three of them walked into the director's office.

The director was on the phone, and he didn't know what was going on. His face was extremely gloomy. When he heard the footsteps, he glanced lightly, and immediately widened his eyes: "Lu Xingzhou, why are you here?"

"I miss you." Lu Xingzhou walked over with a smile, sat down on his desk, pointed to the phone, "You go first."

The director said to the receiver: "I have something to do here, I'll call you later." After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone and stared at Lu Xingzhou with all his strength: "You still know to come back? Guixu's surveillance shows that you appeared by the seaside when the tsunami occurred, Do you know how dangerous it is?"

Lu Xingzhou: "If I had known there would be a tsunami, I wouldn't have gone there!"

"It's your fate to survive intact," the director snorted, then paused suddenly, "Is it intact?"

Lu Xingzhou unbuttoned it: "You can see if I take it off?"

"Bullshit!!!"

Lu Xingzhou: "At such an advanced age, it's time to learn to be calm, old leader."

Seeing his blood vessel about to explode, the director said dryly, "I'm very calm if you don't dangle in front of me."

Lu Xingzhou smiled and said, "In order for you to live a few more days, I am going to ask for a long vacation."

The director froze for a moment: "Huh?"

Lu Xingzhou took out the leave letter written on the ferry and put it on the desk: "I'm not feeling well and need to retreat."

The director's eyes slowly moved to Shi Yinyu, his eyes full of suspicion.

Shi Yinyu: "???"

The director pondered for a long time, then asked in a deep voice, "Is it..."

Lu Xingzhou: "What?"

Director: "Are you pregnant?"

Lu Xingzhou's eyes twitched suddenly.

"My god!!!" Yan Ruyu, who had been standing by the side and staring at the sky, gasped, "What are you thinking, chief? The team leader is public!"

Lu Xingzhou: "That's called a man."

The director probably also felt that his guess was too bizarre, coughed in a disguised manner, and said embarrassingly: "Ten years ago, you asked for estrus leave, I thought..."

Lu Xingzhou: "Think I'm a woman?"

"I thought you were gifted," the director said depressedly, "after all, as a human being, you have estrus..."

"You seem to have read too many strange novels." Lu Xingzhou complained, "Stop talking nonsense, and leave."

The director made a low-level mistake, felt a little guilty for a while, and readily granted his leave, with an embarrassing look on his face that he wanted to drive him away immediately.

Coming out of Pteris snail, the two did not rush home, but went to the nearby Jingu Daguan.

The antique shop was spotless, and Gu Qu sat alone in a small tea room in the corner.

Lu Xingzhou poked his head and took a look inside.

Gu Qu's soft laughter came: "Group leader Lu and the leader are here? There is no good tea today, so let's make do with some high mountain cloud tea."

The two walked into the tea room and sat down. Lu Xingzhou said carelessly, "Just get some old tea to fool us. Ah Yu and I are rough people, so we can't taste good or bad."

Gu Qu: "Team Leader Lu was joking."

The teacup with the fragrant mist fell in front of his eyes. Lu Xingzhou picked it up, pretended to smell it a few times, drank it dry in one gulp, and wiped his mouth: "It's delicious. Boss Gu, are you okay?"

Gu Qu: "What can I do?"

Lu Xingzhou: "Your body..."

Gu Qu: "Fengjifan will keep it well."

Lu Xingzhou thought of a possibility darkly in his heart: With Feng's extreme abnormality, would he do something indescribable to Gu Qu's body?

He hesitated for a while, but finally swallowed his words - this idea is too perverted.

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