He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years

Gu Qu leaned against the wall, maintaining a posture that did not move, and did not make a sound.

Lu Xingzhou carefully recalled those stories that had been incomplete after many years, and said softly: "He said, a long time ago, there was a little gangster who had no father and no mother, and had a bad nature. When he was rich, he went to eat the most expensive restaurant Sauce Elbow, when I have no money, I follow the hunters to the mountains to hunt wild animals. The fur, bones, meat and sharp teeth of the wild animals can be sold in the shop for money. There is a small shop in the town. The owner is notoriously black-hearted. The price is crazy low, but the little gangster still goes to this store to sell it every time, because there is a young apprentice in the store, who looks very good-looking, and his eyes are like the tiny moonlight on the midnight sea. The little gangster is illiterate and has never read. Books, don't know love, only know that if you don't see him for a day, you feel that this day seems to be in vain.

"The little apprentice is not only good-looking, but also very knowledgeable. Unlike the vulgar merchants in the town who only know how to count money, he has a wide knowledge of blogs, and even has research on monsters. He often talks about methods of subduing monsters with punks. Of course, many of them are just talk on paper, but the little bastard heard it in his ears, and felt that this little apprentice was extremely powerful, and he was the smartest person in the world.

"One day, the little gangsters and the others hunted and killed a giant deer. The little gangsters took a slender foreleg bone, cut it into a pen holder, matched it with fine deer hair, and made a very exquisite deer brush pen. I went to give it to the little apprentice. The little apprentice was very happy to receive the gift. He spread out a piece of paper, broke a piece of new ink, and used this deer hair pen, dipped in the fragrant ink, to write three words on the paper. Give it to the little gangster, and the little gangster has a name since then.

"The unscrupulous boss is so shameless. When he saw the Luhao brush, he wanted to take it for himself. The little apprentice naturally refused to give it to him. The unscrupulous boss lost face and punished the little apprentice to kneel in the snow. The little bastard is a vengeance." Man, how can he endure such anger? He sneaked into the boss' bedroom in the middle of the night and poured a bucket of ice water on it. The little gangster with a wooden stick, the little gangster lacked a great virtue, beat the boss hard, then stripped his clothes and threw him into the snow in the wild.

"This unscrupulous boss is also very fateful, so he didn't freeze to death, and crawled back with half his life. The little gangster was wearing a disguise when he committed the crime. The boss didn't know his details, but no matter how he thought about it, he felt that the little gangster in the store The apprentice was unlucky. Not long after he came back, he found a fault and kicked the little apprentice out.

"In the past few days, the little gangster happened to follow the hunting group into the dangerous deep mountain. This time they fought bloody battles and killed a tiger. The little gangster took two tiger teeth, polished them smooth, and made a pair of pendants. He gave the land to the apprentice, but learned that the apprentice was attacked by refugees on the way home, his belongings were looted, and he was also missing. He was probably dead.

"The little gangster is holding the tiger tooth pendant, and he is so sad that he can hardly breathe. He wants to kill everyone in front of him to vent the pain in his heart, but he also knows that although the boss is black-hearted, he is innocent in this matter. When he was about to turn around and leave, he suddenly saw the deer hair brush in the boss's hand... The little gangster was fierce and violent, he rushed to snatch the deer hair brush, and smashed the boss's head.

"The black-hearted boss killed his apprentice for money. Although he is not guilty of death, he is a powerful and rich man in the town. The gangster was judged by the townspeople as a murderer and exiled to the wild. At that time, there were few people in the wild. , there are monsters everywhere, a 16-year-old gangster, who stepped into the wilderness alone, almost died without life.

"However, he survived. When he was fighting a low-level monster, he discovered that the paper-based tactics of the former elementary school apprentices had their own advantages. He quickly mastered the skills of fighting various monsters, and realized that The method of devouring demons to increase strength, he was exiled from his homeland and had nowhere to go, so he had to wander around.

"After many years like this, he has become famous. No one knows his origin. They only know that no matter how powerful the demon is, as long as he makes a move, he will definitely be able to subdue him. He is no longer the little bastard who was inferior to others. We all know that he is the most talented and luckiest magician. People began to spread rumors that a magician like him can become a god. He wondered what the world would look like, but he wondered with great anticipation: If he became a god, would he be able to revive his little apprentice...

"He went to Baiye City at that time, because many years ago, when the elementary school apprentice taught him to read the map, he pointed to it and said: 'Baiye City, with excellent geomantic omen, embraces the sea and is surrounded by mountains, with its back against the foot of the mountain, overlooking the plain, here The city will become the most difficult and invincible city in the world." Before setting off, he returned to the small town of his hometown and found the few sages who exiled him. He was like a mosquito, and those sages no longer remembered the violent little bastard back then. Instead of killing people directly, he locked those sages in the house and told them that the sun rose At that time, only one person could get out of the house alive, and the rest of the matter was ignored. First, there were voices of mutual accusation in the room, and soon a fight broke out. When the sun really rose, there was already a living person in the room. All gone, he walked into the door, a yellow talisman split the room full of evil spirits, and then left corpses all over the ground, leisurely went to Baiye City.

"A giant city like Baiye City is indeed full of flashy things, but he is no longer the illiterate punk of the past. Now he is well-clothed, well-fed, elegant and graceful. People say that he must have come from a noble family to have such a splendid appearance. Cai Zhaoren's demeanor, who knows that he hasn't even read half of the bullshit sage books. Life is like a play, and it all depends on acting skills, not to mention that ordinary people in the world are used to adding icing on the cake-he subdues demons and eliminates demons, then he must have something in his chest Qiankun, must be high-spirited, must be open-minded, must be erudite... He said that if a certain poem is well written, even a doggerel must be simple and profound, with profound meaning. Gorgeous poems must also be full of rhetoric, vulgar and empty... As he walked on the bustling streets of Baiye City, he thought to himself that I was just a ruthless bastard. Don't be sentimental. Some people want to follow him, and some want to recruit He, and someone else wanted to climb into his bed, he thought they were ugly, and there was probably no one else in the world who could look as good-looking as his little apprentice.

"Perhaps he really has extraordinary luck. In Baiye City, he unexpectedly saw a man who was almost exactly like the pupil."

Lu Xingzhou didn't finish the rest of the story, Shi Yinyu asked with great interest: "Can there really be two people who are almost exactly the same?"

"I don't think it's possible, it's unscientific." Lu Xingzhou said, "So it should be the little apprentice himself, but I don't know how he survived."

Shi Yinyu: "Didn't Fengji say anything?"

Lu Xingzhou shook his head.

Shi Yinyu asked again: "Then what happened after that?"

Lu Xingzhou still shook his head, gritted his teeth and said, "That bastard has always been headstrong, he can't even tell a story unfinished, and he doesn't feel guilty. He told me that the little bastard found his little apprentice, told each other, and found that the two They both loved each other deeply, so they bought the most luxurious mansion in Baiye City, got married in a beautiful way, the two of them lived in harmony, and grew old together, the drama ended, HE."

Shi Yinyu was dissatisfied: "This is too perfunctory, why did you suddenly fall in love? It's just OOC, negative score and bad review!"

"Pfft..." A soft laugh sounded from the side, Gu Qu leaned against the wall, and said with a smile, "Haven't the two of you heard the truth of 'what's missing to show off'?"

Lu Xingzhou: "Oh?"

"The more harmonious your mouth is, the more you have your own ghosts behind your back," Gu Qu said, "The reason why this story is inconsistent and top-heavy is probably because only the previous part can be considered sweet and beautiful. After the reunion, it is all dirty. Dirty."

"Dirty and dirty?" Shi Yinyu rubbed his chin and muttered, "Sounds a bit obscene..."

Gu Qu smiled: "Team Leader Lu?"

Hearing his laughter, Lu Xingzhou lightly slapped Shi Yinyu with the tip of his tail, and Shi Yinyu shut up immediately.

Gu Qu said slowly: "Little punks are notoriously lucky, and the little apprentice's luck is actually not bad. Back then, the unscrupulous boss just robbed him of his belongings and left him in the wilderness to fend for himself. Probably because he didn't want to be accused of murder. The student was lucky. When he was about to be buried in the belly of a wild beast, he encountered a caravan. The owner of the caravan was a well-known businessman in Baiye City. Seeing that the apprentice knew a few words, So I took him with me and married my only daughter to him."

Lu Xingzhou was taken aback: "Have you ever been married?"

Gu Qu smiled lightly: "Hasn't Team Leader Lu been married before, what's so surprising?"

"That's different." Lu Xingzhou said, "I got married because my relationship with someone reached the point where I could get married. Do you really like my boss's daughter?"

"Her name is Aqin, doesn't it sound nice?"

Lu Xingzhou paused, and murmured: "I thought you really liked Feng Jifan."

"Sincere...Of course you can't fake it." Gu Qu said softly.

"Then you still..."

"He killed Ah Qin."

Lu Xingzhou was taken aback, and after he was taken aback, he felt that this was something that Fengjifan would do. He always acted recklessly, robbing whatever he saw, and planning to kill anyone who didn't like it. That girl Aqin and Gu Qu got married, this is the sin she must die for.

Thinking of the girl who died in vain, Gu Qu murmured in a low voice as if in a dream: "Obviously he also liked Aqin..."

Lu Xingzhou: "What?"

Gu Qu: "We met in Baiye City. At that time, he was a magician who was regarded as the savior of the world, and I was just a small shopkeeper of a business. The boss entrusted Aqin to me. When Aqin gets married, we will get married. , Unfortunately...everything was messed up by him...Feng Jifan...this person is a complete lunatic."

Lu Xingzhou: "What did he do?"

"He seduced Aqin." The smile in Gu Qu's voice had quietly disappeared, his voice was hollow and indifferent, "He didn't even do anything, just smiled at Aqin a few times and gave her a few peace talismans, Ah Qin was fascinated."

Lu Xingzhou nodded, thinking that Feng Jifan really had a face that would bring disaster to the country and the people.

Of course, Shi Yinyu was more handsome.

Gu Qu murmured: "Aqin got lovesickness, and even wanted to elope with Fengjifan, but Fengjifan said that such an act of elopement was unfair, and Aqin was engaged to me, so Aqin Qin publicly announced that she regretted the marriage."

"Aqin married Feng Jifan as he wished?" Lu Xingzhou asked, "No, it's impossible. With Feng Jifan's character, he will never like a woman who is easy to get."

Hearing this, Gu Qu laughed with unknown meaning, his voice was short, as if he was disdainful, and he seemed to be mocking himself: "What he likes is to imprison the person he loves bit by bit, turning him into an emotional island. , Cut off all connections around him, let him only have himself in the whole world, and then enjoy it slowly.”

Lu Xingzhou frowned slightly.

Gu Qu said dejectedly: "Time has changed everything. The little bastard who smiled and laughed in the memory of the little apprentice has died in the process of slaying demons for many years. The hero who slays the dragon eventually became a giant dragon, even more powerful than the dragon." Dragons are crueler."

Lu Xingzhou: "He wasn't possessed at that time."

"But he is completely a demon," Gu Qu said, "After Ah Qin repented of her marriage, Feng Jifan rejected her."