He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years

Diecui Mountain is on the outskirts of Zhuoyu City, separated by a winding river and connected by a dangling cable bridge.

Ah Xuan drove across the cable bridge and into the mountains.

The scenery in the valley is extremely beautiful, the colors are gorgeous, dazzling and quiet, Lu Xingzhou rested one hand on the car window, and looked at the beautiful scenery that flashed by outside the window lightly.

Shi Yinyu leaned on him to play with his mobile phone, and said casually: "You said such a big eagle, how can it be delicious?"

Lu Xingzhou thought about it seriously: "It's divided into two halves, one half is braised in brown sauce, the other half is cooked in soup, and dried bamboo shoots and eagles are stewed. It sounds interesting."

"The soup is not bad," Shi Yinyu said, "Die Cui Mountain is rich in medicinal materials. Go back and buy some herbs and cook a tonic pot. I heard that this place is blessed by the God of Medicine, and the quality of herbs is better than other places."

Lu Xingzhou: "How about roasting it?"

"Great idea!" Shi Yinyu fantasized happily, "First marinate with salt, dark soy sauce, oyster sauce, honey and black pepper for one night, then air-dry for two hours, stuff apples and cranberries in the stomach, put it in the oven, 10 minutes, take it out and brush it with honey butter..."

While driving, Ah Xuan listened to the voices of the two people behind, and interrupted: "I haven't figured out what's going on with the eagle yet? Isn't it too early to start thinking about eating?"

"Not early." Lu Xingzhou laughed, "Because our leader is hungry."

Shi Yinyu said weakly: "Don't forget we didn't have breakfast." He whispered in Lu Xingzhou's ear with a wicked smile, "What's more, I was so tired last night..."

Lu Xingzhou nodded: "I really should buy some herbal medicine for you to make soup later, it's so empty to the naked eye."

"No no no no..." Shi Yinyu shook his head frantically, trying to prove that he was actually very strong.

Lu Xingzhou glanced at him with a smile.

Shi Yinyu leaned against him, thinking who could be worthy of having such a provocative wife?

After driving for about half an hour, they passed a village. There was no cement road in the village, and the off-road vehicle sped past, stirring up dust.

Several children playing on the side of the road looked at them curiously. These children have not yet fully transformed, some have plush ears and tails, and some even have half of their faces in the shape of a beast, but they all play together miraculously. happy.

Ah Xuan parked the car in front of a row of tile-roofed houses, and there was a sign hanging on the door, writing with a brush: Commissary.

A few people walked by. The store was very dark. A girl was sitting at the door. When she saw them coming in, she raised her head and asked, "Shopping?"

"Buy something to eat."

There is no restaurant in the small village, so they weighed two catties of peach cakes. The girl had a baby face and mature eyes, but she still looked like a fourteen or fifteen-year-old child. Question: "Did you come from Zhuoyu City outside the mountain?"

"Yes," Lu Xingzhou said with a smile, "Autumn is here, I heard that the environment in your mountains is good, so come and visit."

"What a good environment," the girl curled her lips, "it's just poor."

The three of them didn't hurry to leave after buying the peach cakes. They leaned against the counter and started eating. Lu Xingzhou said casually, "Your environment is so good, you can develop tourist attractions. If you have more tourists, you won't be poor."

Girl: "When there are more tourists, the environment will be bad."

"It makes sense." Lu Xingzhou said with a smile, biting the peach cake, his eyes wandering around the store leisurely, and saw a shrine on the innermost shelf, and the statue inside was holding a bowl in his hand, looking It doesn't look as kind as the common god statues. Instead, it has a green face and fangs, giving people a very evil feeling.

Shi Yinyu followed his line of sight, slightly surprised: "Could this be the legendary God of Medicine?"

A Xuan heard the words and looked, then stood up from the saddle, straightened her clothes, put her hands together, and respectfully worshiped the shrine.

Seeing other people's beliefs but directly ignoring them, as if it was not very polite, Lu Xingzhou put down the half-bitten peach cake, and followed suit.

There was a playful smile on the corner of Shi Yinyu's lips, and he leaned leisurely on the counter, without any intention of worshiping God, he didn't pay attention to this medicine god at all.

Lu Xingzhou glanced at him and smiled softly. There is no god in his little monster's heart that is worth worshiping. In his opinion, it is better to believe in himself than anyone else.

The girl looked at them from the side: "Why doesn't this big brother worship?"

"Okay." Shi Yinyu smiled helplessly, as if compromising, stuffed the remaining half of the peach cake into Lu Xingzhou's mouth, patted the crumbs on his hands, cleaned up his clothes, and kneeled respectfully to Lu Xingzhou He knelt down and bowed.

"Huh?" The girl was surprised.

Shi Yinyu smiled and said: "A man has gold under his knees, he doesn't kneel to the sky, but to his wife."

"Fuck you!" Lu Xingzhou pulled him up, "What a mess."

The girl laughed loudly: "What kind of relationship are you two with?"

"Can't tell?" Lu Xingzhou leaned against Shi Yinyu's face, and looked at the girl together, "Is there no husband and wife?"

The girl looked at it carefully: "When you put it that way, it really looks a bit like it."

"Damn, is it real or not?" Lu Xingzhou was taken aback, "I just said that casually, does it really look like it? Just kidding."

Hearing this, Ah Xuan also looked at them curiously: "It's not like that, Team Leader Lu is handsome, and Mrs. Lu's edges and corners are tougher..."

"Madam Lu?" The girl was surprised and stared at Shi Yinyu, "Are you Madam?"

Shi Yinyu's eyes showed a fierce look: "No way?"

"Of course." The girl said in a trembling voice, probably realizing that her words had offended the "Madam" in front of her, she laughed a few times, and wanted to say something else to make up for it, "I just feel that you are so handsome, you are a bit boring. think."

Shi Yinyu: "I'm so handsome, of course I want to marry someone more handsome than me, what's unexpected?"

The girl flinched and said in a low voice, "Why do handsome men marry?"

Shi Yinyu was proud: "If I don't get married, why am I so handsome?"

Lu Xingzhou's mind flashed, and he caught a word: "Du? Girl, what do you mean when you say 'Du' is going to get married? Have you seen other men get married?"

"It's just...the two foreigners who live on Shuiyun Ridge..." the girl faltered, "I...I didn't see anything."

Lu Xingzhou: "Where is Shuiyun Ridge?"

Girl: "Twenty miles to the north, on the other side of the mountain, the land over there is not easy to grow, and no one lives except them."

Lu Xingzhou's tone was a bit narrow, and he asked with a smile, "What did you see? How do you know they are in that kind of relationship?"

The girl's face was flushed, and she muttered in a low voice: "The last time they came to buy something, I accidentally saw them...kissing..."

"Oh, that's it," Lu Xingzhou said with a smile, "Two handsome men kissing, it's really nice."

"..." The girl nodded slightly: "Yes."

After coming out of the canteen, Lu Xingzhou got into the car and said calmly, "Go north for twenty miles to Shuiyunling."

Ah Xuan asked suspiciously: "Are you going to find those two handsome men?"

"That's right," Lu Xingzhou said, "otherwise, what else can I do? Could it be that I'm really here for a trip?"

According to the direction the girl pointed, the off-road vehicle drove into the mountains, and gradually there was no road. The three of them abandoned the car on the side of the road, got into the forest, and walked in the direction of Shuiyun Ridge.

Ah Xuan picked up a branch and swung it in the grass in front of him: "Be careful, there may be snakes."

"No snake would dare to bite me yet." Lu Xingzhou said with a smile.

Ah Xuan: "Why?"

Lu Xingzhou smiled without saying a word, motioning her to look at his feet.

A Xuan looked blankly, and saw that Lu Xingzhou's slender legs suddenly turned into a thick snake tail, the tail was slightly raised, and bent into a heart shape in front of Shi Yinyu.

Shi Yinyu was pleasantly surprised: "My beloved wife..."

The snake tail only appeared for a second, and Lu Xingzhou returned to his human form, and then he proudly answered Ah Xuan's question: "Because I'm a femme fatale."

Ah Hyun: "..."

After walking for four full hours in the forest, the sun was almost setting, but he still couldn't find the so-called Shuiyun Ridge. Lu Xingzhou wanted to go back to the village to beat up the girl, and said depressedly, "Twenty miles is so far? "

Ah Hyun: "Based on our footsteps, we should have traveled forty miles."

"Let's rest for a while, hey, there are still good things here." Lu Xingzhou reached out and picked a round persimmon from a nearby tree, wiped it with his sleeve, and took a bite.

Shi Yinyu asked: "Is it astringent?"

Lu Xingzhou shook his head and handed him the persimmon.

Shi Yinyu took it and took a bite of his tooth marks, pleasantly surprised: "It's so sweet."

"Really?" Ah Xuan couldn't help but also became greedy, reached out and picked one, wiped it clean, and bit it: "Wow! It's so astringent!!!"

"Hahaha..." Lu Xingzhou and Shi Yinyu laughed together and spat out the astringent persimmon in their mouths.

Ah Xuan wants to cry but has no tears.

It was getting dark gradually, tired birds threw themselves into the forest, and the cries of wild animals sounded in the distance. The three of them did not continue to move forward, but built a fire and ate some leftover peach cakes for dinner.

Lu Xingzhou said to Ah Xuan: "Go to sleep, I will watch the first half of the night, and Ah Yu will watch the second half of the night."

Ah Xuan felt very embarrassed: "This is not good, we will guard for three hours alone."

"Follow the leader's arrangement," Shi Yinyu said, "We are worried about your weak strength."

"..." Although it was the truth, Ah Xuan still felt despised, but she didn't fight for anything when she went out to talk about her strength. She was not strong enough, and being brave would harm everyone, so she obediently curled up at the bottom of a nearby tree and fell asleep. up.

The flames jumped, and the wood in the fire was burning, making a beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Shi Yinyu said he would obey the leader's arrangement, but in fact he hugged the leader and did not let go.

Lu Xingzhou leaned against him, holding a handful of dried jujubes in his hand, which he picked from a nearby tree when he was picking up firewood just now.

The two snuggled together, chatting in low voices while eating dates.

Lu Xingzhou said softly: "The two outsiders who live in Shuiyunling, do you think that Shen Yan is the teacher and apprentice?"

Shi Yinyu: "There are not many foreigners who come here."

Lu Xingzhou nodded: "I also want to know if Yun Lie is with them."

"Then isn't he having a hard time?"

"Huh?" Lu Xingzhou was slightly surprised.

Shi Yinyu kissed him on the face, lowered his voice and laughed, "I don't think Shen Yangui is an abstinent person. If Yun Lie is with them, wouldn't he be envious?"

"..." Lu Xingzhou thought to himself that the fucking lewd person sees the lewd.

Shi Yinyu didn't feel ashamed, and continued to slander his former colleagues, even more vigorously: "No wonder Yun Lie wanted to snatch the flute from the devil, he worked hard to be a widow here, and Shen Yangui over there suppressed Shen Songtang to be the groom every night , oh my god, it's too miserable..."

"Fuck you!" Lu Xingzhou scolded with a smile. He was about to speak when he suddenly felt a faint smell of medicine in the air. His heart trembled violently, and he suddenly turned over to protect Shi Yinyu.

In the next second, the burning fire suddenly exploded.

Sparks radiated in all directions, illuminating the blade that fell from the sky.

A ghostly figure rushed down from the top of the tree, holding a knife in both hands, and slashed straight at Shi Yinyu.