He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years
Chapter 142
In fact, Ren Buren's job is quite good, but the fee is a bit...too fucking dark!
Lu Xingzhou walked around the whole house—Song Mu Aesthetic Online, the interior design is elegant and generous, and there is an indoor swimming pool on the third floor.
"Good, good, good." Lu Xingzhou was very satisfied.
Shi Yinyu saw that he was satisfied, so naturally he was also satisfied, and Longyan was very happy: "Thank you!"
"Wake up, do you think you're in the Sixth Heaven City?" Lu Xingzhou glanced at him and asked Song Mu, "How much did you spend on this? The little money I left is not enough, right?"
"Enough." Song Mu said with a smile, "There is still some left."
"how is this possible?"
"Really, see for yourself if you don't believe me." Song Mu took out a ledger.
Lu Xingzhou sat on the sofa, picked up the account book, glanced at it casually, threw the account book in front of Song Mu, with a half-smile: "Xiao Mumu, do you think that I am old, or that your elder brother is blind?"
"What's wrong?" Shi Yinyu came over, picked up the ledger and flipped through two pages, "Hmm... Xiaomu is not very good at making fake accounts."
Song Mu lowered his head: "No... no cheating."
Lu Xingzhou: "Come on, the design fee is 3, where did you find the designer? The fee is so innocent, introduce me to you."
Song Mu murmured: "I designed it myself, and the three hundred is for my own food expenses."
Lu Xingzhou: "Look at it again, you used three bags of cement to decorate the upper and lower floors plus the basement? The fresh air system only cost [-]? The six big beds only cost [-]? Come on, and..."
Song Mu stopped talking.
Wang Dahu stretched out his hand and pushed him: "What the hell are you thinking? Big Brother entrusts you with the work, and you just do it sternly. Why don't you play tricks? You can take as much as you want. Big Brother can't afford the decoration. fee?"
Song Mu glanced at him, and the resentment in his eyes almost turned into words: elder brother really can't afford the decoration fee.
Wang Dahu understood his eyes, and was surprised: "Brother is so poor in the human world, isn't there a sister-in-law?"
Song Mu continued to look at him.
Wang Dahu: "..." I know they are poor, but I don't know they are so poor.
Shi Yinyu couldn't hold back anymore, he slapped the coffee table angrily, and said with a straight face, "Honestly, how much did it cost?"
Song Mu had no choice but to show the real ledger.
Lu Xingzhou turned a page, clutched his heart, and was about to have a heart attack.
"How much?" Shi Yinyu glanced at the account book, "Not much, only seven hundred... seven million???"
Song Mu sat on the ponytail, shrinking like a quail, and whispered: "It's... not bad, I took the original furniture in the villa to the second-hand market and sold it for more than 500 million, so in fact, it was actually spent. It's only over 100 million."
Shi Yinyu: "Just?"
"It's almost there," Wang Dahu smoothed things over, "After all, the size of the house is so big. I think Xiaomu also put a lot of thought into it. Brother, don't blame him."
Lu Xingzhou: "I left 10 yuan, but he spent more than 100 million yuan. Where did the 90 yuan come from?"
Shi Yinyu patted the coffee table: "Where did it come from?"
"Me, Ah Tu and the others raised [-] yuan, Yan Ruyu sponsored [-] yuan, and the rest... borrow... borrow from the unkind..."
Lu Xingzhou sneered: "Nonsense, he owes a whole lot of debt, where did he get the money to lend you?"
"He said he could help borrow it from his friend."
"Huh?" Lu Xingzhou thought about it, feeling something was wrong, and his face darkened, "How much interest?"
"Eight points."
Lu Xingzhou was furious: "Damn, how dare he lend usury? What about others? Wasn't he still here just now?"
As he said that, Ren Buren came up from downstairs with a smile all over his face: "Zhouzhou, brother's job is not bad, look at the workmanship, look at the car line, tsk tsk tsk, I gave you 120 million hearts! "
Lu Xingzhou sat on the leather sofa dignifiedly, and smiled slightly when he heard this: "Come here."
Ren Buren took two steps forward, stopped suddenly, and looked at him vigilantly, thinking that this old friend looked natural, no different from before, but why did he feel a cold back?
Lu Xingzhou waved with a smile: "Come here."
"..." Ren Buren's back became even colder.
"come on."
"..." Ren Buren was covered in white sweat!
"Aren't you coming?" Lu Xingzhou's face suddenly sank, and the bone whip in his palm suddenly struck out, wrapped around Ren Buren's neck and pulled him over, grabbed his neck, and cursed: "You fat man, you are too old! If you dare to break ground, I think you owe it to me!"
"Tai Sui, Tai Sui calm down," Ren Buren wailed, "Is there anything we can't sit down and talk about? Do you have to fight? This is not the style of a gentleman!"
Lu Xingzhou said viciously: "The reason why Xiaomu spends so much money is 80.00% because of you bastard who fooled you, and asked him to borrow your money? Eight percent profit? Where did you get the money? Do you also care about other people's borrowing? What about the interest rate difference?"
Ren Buren: "Aren't I also sharing your worries?"
"Share your uncle's worries! Who did you ask to borrow the money? How much interest?"
Ren Buren chuckled, and just about to speak, he felt the fingers on his neck squeeze hard, causing him to scream like crazy: "Fuck, let go! You're fucking pinching my fat!!!"
Lu Xingzhou: "Be honest!"
"Gu... Gu Qu, four points."
"Really?"
"It's more real than pearls!"
"You think I'll believe your nonsense? Hehe." Lu Xingzhou firmly believed that "I would rather believe that there is no water in the sea than trust Buren's broken mouth." He threw Ren Buren to the ground, took out his mobile phone and called Gu Qu on the spot. Telephone.
"Hello?" Gu Qu's gentle voice came from the phone, like a clear spring, instantly nourishing Lu Xingzhou's irritable heart.
Lu Xingzhou: "Boss Gu, I'm Lu Xingzhou, I interrupted you just to ask, did Ren Buren borrow some money from you a while ago?"
"That's right, that's true."
"How much interest?"
"Team Leader Lu is joking, the interest rate is absolutely usury," Gu Qu said with a smile, "Old Ren and I are old acquaintances, the interest I gave him is..."
"Ahhhhhh..." Ren Buren suddenly screamed strangely.
Lu Xingzhou's hearing was extraordinary, and he heard Gu Qu say accurately amidst his noise: "Four per cent."
After hanging up the phone, Lu Xingzhou looked at Ren Buren and smiled.
Ren Buren sat on the floor, watching his smile, sweat dripping down his back.
Lu Xingzhou walked towards him step by step, and Ren Buren moved back a bit, and said embarrassingly: "Speak up, Zhou Zhou, you are a well-educated and educated person, let's not fight and kill..."
Lu Xingzhou: "Hehehe."
Three seconds later, a scream resounding through the sky suddenly sounded above the villa, startling a large flock of birds that had just landed on the roof to take a nap.
In the end, under Lu Xingzhou's brutal ravages, Ren Buren had no choice but to amend the IOU in a whimper.The villa is his own home, so naturally Song Mu and the others cannot be allowed to carry the debts. Lu Xingzhou sorted out all his savings, and was pleasantly surprised to find that there are still more than 2 yuan, and the remaining 70 yuan is going to apply for a loan from the bank. Baiye City The bank has special credit loans for demon subduing masters. The interest is very low, which is much more cost-effective than borrowing usury.
After the matter was settled, Lu Xingzhou and Shi Yinyu lay together in the jacuzzi, so comfortable that they could fly.
Shi Yinyu put his arms around him and kissed him, stretched out his hand to fork a piece of iced watermelon from the fruit plate next to him, and put it into Lu Xingzhou's mouth, he couldn't help feeling: "It's such a good day."
Lu Xingzhou smiled lowly. He originally thought that Song Mu's decoration of the villa was a waste of money, but now that he is lying comfortably in the jacuzzi, and looking at the little monster next to him with a happy face, he suddenly felt that the money was well spent. worth it.
What are you trying to earn money for, don't you just want to make your wife... Well, let the little monster live well.
As the saying goes, when you are full and warm, you think about harmony. When you are soaking in hot soup with Shi Yinyu, eating fruit, and hugging your beloved wife, you can't help but feel a little bit charming, but Lu Xingzhou seems to be quite serious. I guess he is still in a forced estrus. The sage time, can not help but depressed.
How could Lu Xingzhou not know his little thoughts, cast his eyes under the water, and then laughed: "Want?"
"You..." Shi Yinyu asked expectantly, "Are you in the mood to prostitute me?"
Lu Xingzhou hooked his chin and raised his eyebrows: "Look at your performance."
"okay!"
Lu Xingzhou smiled and said: "The desire of monsters is stronger than that of ordinary people. I know that. You don't have to pay too much attention to me. Satisfy yourself first. I also like to see you satisfied."
"What are you talking about?" Shi Yinyu put his arms around him and kissed him tenderly, "I married you just to do this?"
"Isn't it?" Lu Xingzhou teased.
"Hey, it's true. Just kidding, of course not." Shi Yinyu said with a smile, "I can be like you, and having each other in our hearts is the greatest satisfaction."
This little monster is quite easy to satisfy.Lu Xingzhou muttered distressedly, thinking of the syringe that Shi Yinyu got from Qian Yao Bai Mei's trainer, he suggested: "The medicine of Qian Yao Bai Mei... If it doesn't work, can you give me an injection?"
Shi Yinyu nodded: "Husband does want to give you an injection, but it's not the medicine, but..."
Lu Xingzhou looked at him expressionlessly, knowing that there must be nothing good to say about it.
really……
Shi Yinyu took his hand and touched it, biting his ear and laughing: "Look at this syringe."
"..." Lu Xingzhou thought to himself: This is the first time in his life that he knows that he actually likes injections.
Facts have proved that Lu Xingzhou has lived for thousands of years and is still a vigorous young man. With Shi Yinyu's all-out efforts, he successfully seduces Lu Xingzhou with skill and charm.
After playing in the bathtub, Shi Yinyu carried Lu Xingzhou back to the bedroom, and fought fiercely until dawn on the brand new double bed.
When Lu Xingzhou woke up, the curtains in the bedroom were closed tightly, and there was a faint scent in the air, he snorted lazily.
Shi Yinyu raised his head from the table: "Are you awake? Are you thirsty? Hungry? I made porridge, do you want some? Or drink water first?"
"..." Lu Xingzhou was stunned, he didn't understand what he was doing, he was an old man, why did he look like a newly married man?
Shi Yinyu's eyes burst out with a strong light: "When I woke up, I saw you lying on my pillow, and I suddenly felt like a bridal chamber."
"Wake up, your honeymoon is over, you're still in the bridal chamber." Lu Xingzhou poured cold water on it, and when he spoke, he realized that his voice was unbearably hoarse.
Shi Yinyu was held back for more than half a month before, but now he really fulfilled his previous promise - not holding back, but saving, and when Lu Xingzhou recovers, he will give it back to him in one go.
As a result, Lu Xingzhou's voice became hoarse.
Shi Yinyu sat on the edge of the bed, took a sip of water, and put it into Lu Xingzhou's mouth.
Lu Xingzhou swallowed it and found that it was sugar water, which was very sweet. He couldn't help saying, "Take another sip."
Shi Yinyu smiled and fed him a few more sips.
Lu Xingzhou's voice finally became more comfortable, and he asked him, "What are you doing sitting at the table?"
"I wrote you a poem to remember our bridal chamber."
"..." Lu Xingzhou stiffened all over.
Shi Yinyu turned around and went to the table to bring a piece of paper.
Lu Xingzhou muttered: "Isn't our bridal chamber in the underworld? You remember a ghost now..."
"I don't care! I'm going to treat last night as a bridal chamber!"
"Okay, okay, whatever you want." Lu Xingzhou was speechless, the dignified leader, pouting, stomping and unreasonable, who can stand it!
Shi Yinyu turned on the lamp beside the bed, and Lu Xingzhou glanced at the paper in his hand, seeing the scribbles and corrections, it seemed that every word had been considered many times, which shows that the writing was quite serious.
"Ahem," Shi Yinyu cleared his throat, under the lamp, holding a paper, and solemnly read: "Ah..."
Lu Xingzhou: "???"
"I am a demon
so evil
And who are you?
you are my wife
So love, so wife"
"This is the first paragraph," Shi Yinyu explained, "There's more to come, listen."
Lu Xingzhou turned pale with shock: "There are more?"
"This is my first long love poem." Shi Yinyu blinked triumphantly, and laughed in a low voice, "My first time is all for you."
"..." Lu Xingzhou felt that it was better to say goodbye for the first time.
Just listen to Shi Yinyu continue to read:
"I scream to heaven
why am i so lucky
Can I board your boat?
Like green manure and red skinny
like soy sauce meets sauce elbow
Like bastard on mung bean
Like Lieutenant Touching Gold to find his millennium veteran"
Lu Xingzhou: "???" What the hell is this?
Shi Yinyu's affectionate models:
"Heaven and earth don't open their mouths
I suddenly see through
Why can we lose our heads?
that is because--
I'm yours
vinegar little wolf dog
and you are mine
Demon Sniper. "
Lu Xingzhou walked around the whole house—Song Mu Aesthetic Online, the interior design is elegant and generous, and there is an indoor swimming pool on the third floor.
"Good, good, good." Lu Xingzhou was very satisfied.
Shi Yinyu saw that he was satisfied, so naturally he was also satisfied, and Longyan was very happy: "Thank you!"
"Wake up, do you think you're in the Sixth Heaven City?" Lu Xingzhou glanced at him and asked Song Mu, "How much did you spend on this? The little money I left is not enough, right?"
"Enough." Song Mu said with a smile, "There is still some left."
"how is this possible?"
"Really, see for yourself if you don't believe me." Song Mu took out a ledger.
Lu Xingzhou sat on the sofa, picked up the account book, glanced at it casually, threw the account book in front of Song Mu, with a half-smile: "Xiao Mumu, do you think that I am old, or that your elder brother is blind?"
"What's wrong?" Shi Yinyu came over, picked up the ledger and flipped through two pages, "Hmm... Xiaomu is not very good at making fake accounts."
Song Mu lowered his head: "No... no cheating."
Lu Xingzhou: "Come on, the design fee is 3, where did you find the designer? The fee is so innocent, introduce me to you."
Song Mu murmured: "I designed it myself, and the three hundred is for my own food expenses."
Lu Xingzhou: "Look at it again, you used three bags of cement to decorate the upper and lower floors plus the basement? The fresh air system only cost [-]? The six big beds only cost [-]? Come on, and..."
Song Mu stopped talking.
Wang Dahu stretched out his hand and pushed him: "What the hell are you thinking? Big Brother entrusts you with the work, and you just do it sternly. Why don't you play tricks? You can take as much as you want. Big Brother can't afford the decoration. fee?"
Song Mu glanced at him, and the resentment in his eyes almost turned into words: elder brother really can't afford the decoration fee.
Wang Dahu understood his eyes, and was surprised: "Brother is so poor in the human world, isn't there a sister-in-law?"
Song Mu continued to look at him.
Wang Dahu: "..." I know they are poor, but I don't know they are so poor.
Shi Yinyu couldn't hold back anymore, he slapped the coffee table angrily, and said with a straight face, "Honestly, how much did it cost?"
Song Mu had no choice but to show the real ledger.
Lu Xingzhou turned a page, clutched his heart, and was about to have a heart attack.
"How much?" Shi Yinyu glanced at the account book, "Not much, only seven hundred... seven million???"
Song Mu sat on the ponytail, shrinking like a quail, and whispered: "It's... not bad, I took the original furniture in the villa to the second-hand market and sold it for more than 500 million, so in fact, it was actually spent. It's only over 100 million."
Shi Yinyu: "Just?"
"It's almost there," Wang Dahu smoothed things over, "After all, the size of the house is so big. I think Xiaomu also put a lot of thought into it. Brother, don't blame him."
Lu Xingzhou: "I left 10 yuan, but he spent more than 100 million yuan. Where did the 90 yuan come from?"
Shi Yinyu patted the coffee table: "Where did it come from?"
"Me, Ah Tu and the others raised [-] yuan, Yan Ruyu sponsored [-] yuan, and the rest... borrow... borrow from the unkind..."
Lu Xingzhou sneered: "Nonsense, he owes a whole lot of debt, where did he get the money to lend you?"
"He said he could help borrow it from his friend."
"Huh?" Lu Xingzhou thought about it, feeling something was wrong, and his face darkened, "How much interest?"
"Eight points."
Lu Xingzhou was furious: "Damn, how dare he lend usury? What about others? Wasn't he still here just now?"
As he said that, Ren Buren came up from downstairs with a smile all over his face: "Zhouzhou, brother's job is not bad, look at the workmanship, look at the car line, tsk tsk tsk, I gave you 120 million hearts! "
Lu Xingzhou sat on the leather sofa dignifiedly, and smiled slightly when he heard this: "Come here."
Ren Buren took two steps forward, stopped suddenly, and looked at him vigilantly, thinking that this old friend looked natural, no different from before, but why did he feel a cold back?
Lu Xingzhou waved with a smile: "Come here."
"..." Ren Buren's back became even colder.
"come on."
"..." Ren Buren was covered in white sweat!
"Aren't you coming?" Lu Xingzhou's face suddenly sank, and the bone whip in his palm suddenly struck out, wrapped around Ren Buren's neck and pulled him over, grabbed his neck, and cursed: "You fat man, you are too old! If you dare to break ground, I think you owe it to me!"
"Tai Sui, Tai Sui calm down," Ren Buren wailed, "Is there anything we can't sit down and talk about? Do you have to fight? This is not the style of a gentleman!"
Lu Xingzhou said viciously: "The reason why Xiaomu spends so much money is 80.00% because of you bastard who fooled you, and asked him to borrow your money? Eight percent profit? Where did you get the money? Do you also care about other people's borrowing? What about the interest rate difference?"
Ren Buren: "Aren't I also sharing your worries?"
"Share your uncle's worries! Who did you ask to borrow the money? How much interest?"
Ren Buren chuckled, and just about to speak, he felt the fingers on his neck squeeze hard, causing him to scream like crazy: "Fuck, let go! You're fucking pinching my fat!!!"
Lu Xingzhou: "Be honest!"
"Gu... Gu Qu, four points."
"Really?"
"It's more real than pearls!"
"You think I'll believe your nonsense? Hehe." Lu Xingzhou firmly believed that "I would rather believe that there is no water in the sea than trust Buren's broken mouth." He threw Ren Buren to the ground, took out his mobile phone and called Gu Qu on the spot. Telephone.
"Hello?" Gu Qu's gentle voice came from the phone, like a clear spring, instantly nourishing Lu Xingzhou's irritable heart.
Lu Xingzhou: "Boss Gu, I'm Lu Xingzhou, I interrupted you just to ask, did Ren Buren borrow some money from you a while ago?"
"That's right, that's true."
"How much interest?"
"Team Leader Lu is joking, the interest rate is absolutely usury," Gu Qu said with a smile, "Old Ren and I are old acquaintances, the interest I gave him is..."
"Ahhhhhh..." Ren Buren suddenly screamed strangely.
Lu Xingzhou's hearing was extraordinary, and he heard Gu Qu say accurately amidst his noise: "Four per cent."
After hanging up the phone, Lu Xingzhou looked at Ren Buren and smiled.
Ren Buren sat on the floor, watching his smile, sweat dripping down his back.
Lu Xingzhou walked towards him step by step, and Ren Buren moved back a bit, and said embarrassingly: "Speak up, Zhou Zhou, you are a well-educated and educated person, let's not fight and kill..."
Lu Xingzhou: "Hehehe."
Three seconds later, a scream resounding through the sky suddenly sounded above the villa, startling a large flock of birds that had just landed on the roof to take a nap.
In the end, under Lu Xingzhou's brutal ravages, Ren Buren had no choice but to amend the IOU in a whimper.The villa is his own home, so naturally Song Mu and the others cannot be allowed to carry the debts. Lu Xingzhou sorted out all his savings, and was pleasantly surprised to find that there are still more than 2 yuan, and the remaining 70 yuan is going to apply for a loan from the bank. Baiye City The bank has special credit loans for demon subduing masters. The interest is very low, which is much more cost-effective than borrowing usury.
After the matter was settled, Lu Xingzhou and Shi Yinyu lay together in the jacuzzi, so comfortable that they could fly.
Shi Yinyu put his arms around him and kissed him, stretched out his hand to fork a piece of iced watermelon from the fruit plate next to him, and put it into Lu Xingzhou's mouth, he couldn't help feeling: "It's such a good day."
Lu Xingzhou smiled lowly. He originally thought that Song Mu's decoration of the villa was a waste of money, but now that he is lying comfortably in the jacuzzi, and looking at the little monster next to him with a happy face, he suddenly felt that the money was well spent. worth it.
What are you trying to earn money for, don't you just want to make your wife... Well, let the little monster live well.
As the saying goes, when you are full and warm, you think about harmony. When you are soaking in hot soup with Shi Yinyu, eating fruit, and hugging your beloved wife, you can't help but feel a little bit charming, but Lu Xingzhou seems to be quite serious. I guess he is still in a forced estrus. The sage time, can not help but depressed.
How could Lu Xingzhou not know his little thoughts, cast his eyes under the water, and then laughed: "Want?"
"You..." Shi Yinyu asked expectantly, "Are you in the mood to prostitute me?"
Lu Xingzhou hooked his chin and raised his eyebrows: "Look at your performance."
"okay!"
Lu Xingzhou smiled and said: "The desire of monsters is stronger than that of ordinary people. I know that. You don't have to pay too much attention to me. Satisfy yourself first. I also like to see you satisfied."
"What are you talking about?" Shi Yinyu put his arms around him and kissed him tenderly, "I married you just to do this?"
"Isn't it?" Lu Xingzhou teased.
"Hey, it's true. Just kidding, of course not." Shi Yinyu said with a smile, "I can be like you, and having each other in our hearts is the greatest satisfaction."
This little monster is quite easy to satisfy.Lu Xingzhou muttered distressedly, thinking of the syringe that Shi Yinyu got from Qian Yao Bai Mei's trainer, he suggested: "The medicine of Qian Yao Bai Mei... If it doesn't work, can you give me an injection?"
Shi Yinyu nodded: "Husband does want to give you an injection, but it's not the medicine, but..."
Lu Xingzhou looked at him expressionlessly, knowing that there must be nothing good to say about it.
really……
Shi Yinyu took his hand and touched it, biting his ear and laughing: "Look at this syringe."
"..." Lu Xingzhou thought to himself: This is the first time in his life that he knows that he actually likes injections.
Facts have proved that Lu Xingzhou has lived for thousands of years and is still a vigorous young man. With Shi Yinyu's all-out efforts, he successfully seduces Lu Xingzhou with skill and charm.
After playing in the bathtub, Shi Yinyu carried Lu Xingzhou back to the bedroom, and fought fiercely until dawn on the brand new double bed.
When Lu Xingzhou woke up, the curtains in the bedroom were closed tightly, and there was a faint scent in the air, he snorted lazily.
Shi Yinyu raised his head from the table: "Are you awake? Are you thirsty? Hungry? I made porridge, do you want some? Or drink water first?"
"..." Lu Xingzhou was stunned, he didn't understand what he was doing, he was an old man, why did he look like a newly married man?
Shi Yinyu's eyes burst out with a strong light: "When I woke up, I saw you lying on my pillow, and I suddenly felt like a bridal chamber."
"Wake up, your honeymoon is over, you're still in the bridal chamber." Lu Xingzhou poured cold water on it, and when he spoke, he realized that his voice was unbearably hoarse.
Shi Yinyu was held back for more than half a month before, but now he really fulfilled his previous promise - not holding back, but saving, and when Lu Xingzhou recovers, he will give it back to him in one go.
As a result, Lu Xingzhou's voice became hoarse.
Shi Yinyu sat on the edge of the bed, took a sip of water, and put it into Lu Xingzhou's mouth.
Lu Xingzhou swallowed it and found that it was sugar water, which was very sweet. He couldn't help saying, "Take another sip."
Shi Yinyu smiled and fed him a few more sips.
Lu Xingzhou's voice finally became more comfortable, and he asked him, "What are you doing sitting at the table?"
"I wrote you a poem to remember our bridal chamber."
"..." Lu Xingzhou stiffened all over.
Shi Yinyu turned around and went to the table to bring a piece of paper.
Lu Xingzhou muttered: "Isn't our bridal chamber in the underworld? You remember a ghost now..."
"I don't care! I'm going to treat last night as a bridal chamber!"
"Okay, okay, whatever you want." Lu Xingzhou was speechless, the dignified leader, pouting, stomping and unreasonable, who can stand it!
Shi Yinyu turned on the lamp beside the bed, and Lu Xingzhou glanced at the paper in his hand, seeing the scribbles and corrections, it seemed that every word had been considered many times, which shows that the writing was quite serious.
"Ahem," Shi Yinyu cleared his throat, under the lamp, holding a paper, and solemnly read: "Ah..."
Lu Xingzhou: "???"
"I am a demon
so evil
And who are you?
you are my wife
So love, so wife"
"This is the first paragraph," Shi Yinyu explained, "There's more to come, listen."
Lu Xingzhou turned pale with shock: "There are more?"
"This is my first long love poem." Shi Yinyu blinked triumphantly, and laughed in a low voice, "My first time is all for you."
"..." Lu Xingzhou felt that it was better to say goodbye for the first time.
Just listen to Shi Yinyu continue to read:
"I scream to heaven
why am i so lucky
Can I board your boat?
Like green manure and red skinny
like soy sauce meets sauce elbow
Like bastard on mung bean
Like Lieutenant Touching Gold to find his millennium veteran"
Lu Xingzhou: "???" What the hell is this?
Shi Yinyu's affectionate models:
"Heaven and earth don't open their mouths
I suddenly see through
Why can we lose our heads?
that is because--
I'm yours
vinegar little wolf dog
and you are mine
Demon Sniper. "
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