He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years
Chapter 139
Mastiff threw the key to Shi Yinyu, and shook his legs generously: "The broken car is worthless, and I barely opened it. I heard that you two are living in poverty, and the house is only a thousand flat. I didn't say that Ha, can a thousand square meters be called a villa? If you think this car is too bad, I’ll arrange a pick-up for you later, at least three thousand square meters, and you can’t miss a garden or a swimming pool.”
Lu Xingzhou: "No, no, no..."
Ah Lu: "The swimming pool is super cool."
Lu Xingzhou: "That's not the point!"
Seeing that the [-]-square-meter Dabie wilderness would have to be collected without the car, Lu Xingzhou had no choice but to ask Shi Yinyu to accept the key, but Mastiff Teman said behind him: "You don't have to worry about it, you are all the people of the demon world."
"..." Should the car give way or not.
"I'd rather spend my money on you than let those gangsters ruin it, at least you are desperately trying to make this world a better place."
Shi Yinyu shook his head: "No, this world is not worth my life, I just want to help Xingzhou share his worries."
"Then I wish you a long life."
"Thank you."
Coming out of Mastiff Mansion, Shi Yinyu patted the car body: "Are you driving?"
Lu Xingzhou sat in the passenger seat: "Go ahead, I'm being lazy."
Shi Yinyu laughed, he knew that Lu Xingzhou liked to control everything, whether it was sex or driving, holding the steering wheel seemed to hold the decision, but at this moment, Lu Xingzhou handed the steering wheel into his hands.
Just like he was in bed.
Shi Yinyu got into the car, put his arms around Lu Xingzhou, and kissed him.
There was a lot of traffic on the street outside the Mastiff Mansion. Two guards with live ammunition stood in front of the gate. The two kissed in full view, and the brilliant morning sun fell on them.
After the kiss, Shi Yinyu touched Lu Xingzhou's hair, and said softly, "How could I be so lucky to get your love?"
"Then who knows." Lu Xingzhou was speechless.
Shi Yinyu choked for a moment, laughed helplessly, and started the car: "Let's go back to the hotel and have sex."
"Pass your uncle!"
The two of them didn't sleep all night, and they had another fight with Yun Lie. After breakfast, they were sleepy. When they returned to the hotel, Shi Yinyu didn't even take a shower, and fell on the bed and closed his eyes.
Lu Xingzhou took the electric kettle and took the pot of water to boil. When he turned around, he saw Shi Yinyu lying on the bed, as if he was asleep.
Lu Xingzhou came over and stretched out his hand to pull him: "Go take a shower first."
"Wake up and wash."
"If you don't wash, you won't sleep well."
Shi Yinyu took his hand and pulled it down hard.
Lu Xingzhou was dragged down on the bed.
Shi Yinyu opened his arms to hug him, and arched into his arms.
Lu Xingzhou felt his fiery breath on his neck, making it tickle, he couldn't help laughing, and heard his hoarse voice: "Sleep together."
This little monster doesn't care about hygiene himself, and even pulls others along.
He looked down at Shi Yinyu's tired sleeping face, before the curtains could be closed, the sunlight came in from the window and fell on his thick eyelashes, casting a shadow under his eyes.
——Shi Yinyu, who was asleep, was as handsome and fragile as a teenager.
But Lu Xingzhou knew how cunning and wicked the little monster in his arms was when he opened his eyes and smiled.
"Go to sleep when you're tired." Lu Xingzhou murmured, he was also tired, and fighting a top monster like Yun Lie would take an incalculable effort.
He took off his and Shi Yinyu's clothes, and the two embraced each other and fell asleep.
When I woke up again, it was already dark outside, and the sky was full of stars hanging on the velvety night sky, which was too beautiful to behold.
Lu Xingzhou wanted to get up, but just moved a little, he was tightened by the arms around his waist, Shi Yinyu was still asleep, he held Lu Xingzhou in his arms domineeringly, not allowing him to leave.
"Don't make trouble, let go."
Shi Yinyu fell into a deep sleep, did not hear his voice, but hugged his arms tighter.
Lu Xingzhou had no choice but to give up his plan to get out of bed, honestly put the little monster in his arms, and started his second sleep.
Shi Yinyu's deep and long breathing sounded next to his ears, Lu Xingzhou closed his eyes to cultivate sleepiness, but his brain became more and more awake.
Mastiff Man, Zhan Shuanhui, A Lu, Qian Yao Bai Mei, Miss Li, Yun Lie... One by one, the images change back and forth in the mind like a revolving lantern.
Lu Xingzhou thought confusedly: According to Mastiff Man, Ren Buren should have been a member of Zhanbaihui, but he was a demon?But why doesn't he have any evil spirit?Has this fake monk cultivated to such a high level?
Miss Li is dead, and all kinds of evil deeds of thousands of monsters and charms seem to be exposed. Given the relationship between Miss Li and the Yunyang family, will the Yunyang family come forward to settle this matter?
This should be the purpose of Mastiff Teman - to fight cattle across the mountain, forcing the Yunyang family to come forward.
If the Yunyang clan didn't show up, they would have to swallow this dumb loss, and watch thousands of demons and ghosts suffer heavy losses and suffer huge losses.
And once they come forward, it is to recognize the connection with Qianyaobaimei, and then this clan that claims to be the closest to the god will be destroyed.
However, the Yunyang Clan's persona had already collapsed once when Yun Lie was possessed by demons.
Lu Xingzhou remembered that when Yun Lie was the young master of the Yunyang clan, he was favored by the world and became famous as a young man. There was a gossip tabloid listing dozens of reasons to predict that he would become the demon king, and even more demon people believed that he could become a god through cultivation. .
No one thought that this young genius would abandon his god and become a demon when he was only half a step away from God.
At that time, the demon world was furious, and the people suddenly discovered that the legendary Yunyang clan of "Qing, Jie, Dan, and Gu" taught a monster.
Lu Xingzhou took a deep breath, and the shadow of Yun Lie running away last night appeared in his mind. He fled for nine years, but he showed up for a flute. It seems that the devil is more important to him than he knows. Even heavier.
Since he missed the devil so much, what would he do?
Lu Xingzhou recalled Yun Lie's character, and imagined what he would do if he was in Yun Lie's position and Shi Yinyu was sentenced to life imprisonment...
After a moment, he snapped his eyes open.
——I will definitely use all means to rescue Shi Yinyu.
Could Yun Lie be able to rob a prison?
Impossible, Baiye Prison is impenetrable, even if Yun Lie is a god, it is impossible to rescue the devil from the prison.
Lu Xingzhou felt relieved, looked at Shi Yinyu, and couldn't help but soften his heart. Sure enough, man, happiness comes out of contrast.
Thinking that Yun Lie and the Demon Lord would never meet again, and could only hold his flute to express their missing, Lu Xingzhou suddenly felt that he and Shi Yinyu were so happy.
Shi Yinyu slept for a long time this time, Lu Xingzhou woke up twice, and he was still in a deep sleep, if it wasn't for a pair of arms still hugging him tightly, Lu Xingzhou would have suspected that he had fallen asleep .
When Shi Yinyu woke up, it was already the next morning.
Lu Xingzhou's face was ashen.
Shi Yinyu rubbed his eyes, his voice was low and hoarse: "Dear wife, what's wrong with you?"
"If you don't wake up, I'm going to fucking suffocate to death!" Lu Xingzhou pushed him away, rushed to the bathroom, drained the water heartily, feeling that he didn't die under Yun Lie's sword, but almost died under Shi Yinyu's. The crook of the arm, where is the reasoning?
Shi Yinyu lay on the bed, stunned for a moment, then patted the bed and laughed loudly.
Lu Xingzhou went back to the bed, lay next to him on the pillow, and pulled Shi Yinyu's cheek angrily: "Why did you sleep for so long?"
"Tired."
"Why are you so tired?"
"Isn't it tiring for my husband to block the attack of the big devil Yunlie and save his beloved wife at the critical moment?"
"Fart your mother, I need your help?" Lu Xingzhou snorted, "You took the credit for me. But..."
Shi Yinyu: "But what?"
Lu Xingzhou smiled: "Don't be so nervous."
"I'm not nervous."
"Then why are you pinching my thigh?"
Shi Yinyu suddenly withdrew his hand, only to realize that he had pinched it wrong, no wonder why it didn't hurt?
Lu Xingzhou looked at the ceiling above his head, and asked calmly: "You let Yun Lie go at first, I asked you why you let the water go, and you said you couldn't beat him."
"Ah."
"But after what happened in the early hours of yesterday, I feel that the two of us may work together to arrest him and bring him to justice." Lu Xingzhou turned his face away, "Then, tell me, why did you let him go in the first place?"
Shi Yinyu was stunned for a moment, but he didn't expect that he was still struggling with this question. After thinking for a while, he replied: "Because I don't think it makes sense. That monster is not Yun Lie, but Yun Lie's living soul attached to the body of a monster. , you should be able to tell."
Lu Xingzhou nodded: "Yun Lie is not stupid. He knew that if he was discovered, he would be at risk of being arrested, so his soul came out of his body, attached to other people's bodies, and controlled them to do things. But so what?"
"In that case, it would be meaningless for us to capture him," Shi Yinyu said, "as long as he senses danger, he can abandon this body at any time and escape with his soul out of his body."
"Shi Yinyu," Lu Xingzhou called him by his first name, "Do you think I can only grab a body, but not a soul?"
"..." It's over, the lie is too unreliable, I'm about to get angry.
Shi Yinyu was silent.
Lu Xingzhou glanced at the time on the phone: "I'll give you another 3 minutes to fabricate a lie, if you still can't convince me, you can imagine the consequences yourself."
Shi Yinyu sighed in frustration, and said calmly, "I don't want him to be caught."
"why?"
Shi Yinyu didn't answer this question directly, but asked him: "Do you know what happened after the demon lord was arrested?"
"Imprisoned for life."
"He was interrogated ninety times."
"what?"
Shi Yinyu: "More than 70 of them were for the purpose of asking about Yunlie's whereabouts. The leaders of the human world, the demon world, and the underworld were interrogated time and time again. Everyone believed that the devil, as Yun Lie's lover, must know his hiding place. place."
"Then does he really know?"
"Maybe," Shi Yinyu said ambiguously, "but he didn't say a word."
Lu Xingzhou: "The demon lord was interrogated ninety times, and he confessed to all his crimes, except for the one related to Yun Lie, who didn't say a word?"
Shi Yinyu nodded: "The devil's crimes are serious, he bullies monsters and ghosts, and disturbs world peace. As a devil who has accepted the baptism of socialist core values, I criticize him without hesitation. I respect him as a man, so I don't want his contribution to be ruined in my hands, I made a mistake in doing so, I know, I plead guilty, but if it happens again, I will still let Yunlie go."
After Lu Xingzhou listened, he was silent for a while, propped up his upper body, looked down at Shi Yinyu, and suddenly asked, "Isn't it a pain to be interrogated?"
"No. Those little tricks are like scratching an itch for a top monster like me."
"You were interrogated ten times."
"It's perfect, I made it ten times on purpose," Shi Yinyu stretched out his hand to touch his face, and said with a smile, "Because our wedding anniversary is October [-], isn't my husband very romantic?"
Lu Xingzhou's nose was a little sour, and he muttered, "Nonsense."
"Why don't you believe me!"
"You little monster is full of lies. If you believe me, I will lose." Lu Xingzhou said, "When you were interrogated for the ninth time, the judge who presided over you felt that if you continued to torture, your body would be destroyed, so found me."
Lu Xingzhou looked at him in a trance, and the image of Shi Yinyu when he went to prison to persuade him to surrender appeared in front of his eyes. He was crippled, huddled in a corner, covered in injuries, but still gloomy and manic, like a monster driven to the end When he saw himself, the chaotic eyes suddenly burst into dazzling brilliance.
Lu Xingzhou later recalled exactly when he fell in love with Shi Yinyu, and found that he couldn't tell, but at the moment of reunion in prison, the look in the eyes of the little monster was like a dense net, completely engulfing himself. Imprisoned by his side.
Shi Yinyu didn't really want to talk to him about the interrogation period, so he smiled helplessly and said, "It's all over. At first I thought you would be punished, so there were a lot of troubles. Then you came, and you are here. I kept it safe, and then I cooperated very well, knowing everything and talking endlessly, and the interrogator at that time praised me for being sensible."
"You're stupid enough. I told you earlier that I joined the special investigation team, and I'm all my own. Why am I being punished?"
Shi Yinyu: "Monsters have to undergo reform through labor, so shouldn't the wife of the monster also have to be punished? What's more, you are a magician, but you married a monster in a muddleheaded way. It's just absurd."
Lu Xingzhou was annoyed: "You also know that this is ridiculous? Then you still seduce me?"
Shi Yinyu: "When did I seduce you? Obviously you have been seducing me without knowing it."
Lu Xingzhou: "I don't know how to seduce you, how can I seduce you?"
Shi Yinyu: "Although I know charm, I have never used it on you!"
Lu Xingzhou: "Then who did you use it on?"
"..." Shi Yinyu choked, and said angrily, "I've never used it before! Hey, why the hell did I learn this useless skill?"
"Standard equipment for monsters?"
"My charm is top-notch!"
"Oh, then you are awesome." Lu Xingzhou said mockingly.
Shi Yinyu suddenly felt that the skill he had mastered was just like the appendix, and it was useless at ordinary times, the only function was to add to his troubles.
Thinking of this, he became vicious, turned over suddenly, pressed Lu Xingzhou under his body, and smiled lewdly: "Since you said that my husband is awesome, then my husband can't help but want to show you how awesome he is."
It has to be said that the monster's charm is really terrifying, Lu Xingzhou's heart and soul were shaken by Shi Yinyu, if he hadn't been completely hollowed out by the estrus before, he might have been unable to control it.
Shi Yinyu lay on Lu Xingzhou's body in frustration: "How long will it take you to recover?"
"I don't know," Lu Xingzhou didn't think it was a big deal, he was such a carefree person, he didn't even take this kind of thing to heart, and even muttered happily, "Maybe I can practice the Sunflower Book?"
"I suggest you practice Chrysanthemum Collection."
Lu Xingzhou's face darkened: "I suggest you shut up."
Shi Yinyu covered his mouth, blinking his eyes innocently.
Lu Xingzhou instantly felt that his heart was going to be melted by him. He stretched out his hand to touch it, and laughed: "Otherwise, I will help you with my mouth..."
"No need," Shi Yinyu grabbed his hand, "I just want to have fun with you, it's boring to have fun alone."
"Then you are holding back like this?"
"This is called saving. When you recover, I will give it to you later."
Lu Xingzhou felt that it was better not to recover.
The two of them went out to eat some food, and remembered the task given to Wang Dahu.
Shi Yinyu called his younger brother and asked about the situation of the little red fox.
"Brother, Ah Hu's situation... hiss... how should I put it, it should be considered okay, but something happened unexpectedly."
Shi Yinyu: "What accident?"
Hearing this, Lu Xingzhou frowned.
Shi Yinyu stretched out his hand to wipe away his frowning brows, and held the mobile phone in the other hand. Hearing Wang Dahu hesitating for a long time, he squeezed out a few words: "Ah Hu fucked the little panda."
"..."
Lu Xingzhou looked at Shi Yinyu blankly, feeling that understanding these words had exhausted all his IQ.
Shi Yinyu: "Which hospital are you in? Send me the address, and I'll take a look with your sister-in-law."
After hanging up the phone, Wang Dahu's address was sent. Shi Yinyu adjusted the navigation, started the sports car, and drove towards the hospital at high speed.
The sports car roared past the spacious streets of Zhuoyu City, and soon stopped in front of a dilapidated old residential area.
The flamboyant red sports car is out of tune with the environment.
Shi Yinyu checked the address sent by Wang Dahu again and again to make sure that the navigation did not lead them to the wrong place.
The two got out of the car and looked at the row of dirty and messy shops in front of them in astonishment.
The nearby people who were sitting at the door choosing vegetables, those who were breastfeeding their children, and those squatting on the side of the road cleaning their shoes were also looking at them in astonishment.
Lu Xingzhou: "Is this a hospital?"
"Turn left at the gate of Aimin Community and turn left to the third one, the obedient veterinary clinic...it seems that there is nothing wrong with it."
The anti-mosquito curtain at the door was raised, and Wang Dahu's robust figure stepped out, beckoning to the two of them: "Sister-in-law, this way."
"Why didn't you go to the hospital?" Shi Yinyu asked, "Is the safety of this clinic guaranteed?"
"The municipal hospital can't be registered, unless you buy it from a scalper at a high price. This clinic is opened by a friend of mine, so don't worry."
Lu Xingzhou felt unreliable when he heard it: "Your friend? He also treats irregular menstruation?"
"He is good at medicine. Besides irregular menstruation, he can also treat infertility."
"..."
"Just kidding, sister-in-law, don't worry, it's fine." Wang Dahu led them back to the clinic, and asked with concern, "Did you two come here by taxi?"
"drive."
"Huh? Where did you get the car? Rented it? In fact, it's not bad to rent a car when traveling. It's convenient to go everywhere..."
Shi Yinyu pointed behind him casually, and said flatly, "Someone just delivered a car."
Wang Dahu looked out along his fingers, no matter how he looked, there was only a retro Ferrari trot, a bad premonition filled his heart, and he tried to steady his voice: "Brother, your car is blocked by that trot ?”
"It's the trot."
Wang Dahu was stunned for two seconds, and then exploded: "I'll fuck you!!!"
Lu Xingzhou explained: "We don't actually want any. We don't usually have many opportunities to use a car. We can apply for a company bus for work, and we can ride a small electric donkey for personal things... Oh, our small electric donkey was stolen. But the mastiff is very savage. I have to give it away, and even said that if I don’t accept the car, I will give us a villa of [-] square meters."
"Ahhh..." Wang Dahu beat his chest and stamped his feet.
Lu Xingzhou patted him on the shoulder: "We are helpless in this kind of thing..."
Wang Dahu covered his face, and said in pain: "Brother has changed from a wealthy leader to a commoner, and he can't accept it for a while. Maybe stealing this sports car is just to relive the time when he drove a Bugatti Veyron when he went out to buy gluten. It feels like, but sister-in-law, you are so sensible, why do you want to accompany him to break the law? Brother has just been released from prison, how can he go in again?"
Shi Yinyu: "..."
Lu Xingzhou was stunned: "Do you think this car was stolen?"
"Could it be robbery???" Wang Dahu was out of his wits, "The crime of robbery is even bigger!!!"
Lu Xingzhou: "No, no, no..."
Ah Lu: "The swimming pool is super cool."
Lu Xingzhou: "That's not the point!"
Seeing that the [-]-square-meter Dabie wilderness would have to be collected without the car, Lu Xingzhou had no choice but to ask Shi Yinyu to accept the key, but Mastiff Teman said behind him: "You don't have to worry about it, you are all the people of the demon world."
"..." Should the car give way or not.
"I'd rather spend my money on you than let those gangsters ruin it, at least you are desperately trying to make this world a better place."
Shi Yinyu shook his head: "No, this world is not worth my life, I just want to help Xingzhou share his worries."
"Then I wish you a long life."
"Thank you."
Coming out of Mastiff Mansion, Shi Yinyu patted the car body: "Are you driving?"
Lu Xingzhou sat in the passenger seat: "Go ahead, I'm being lazy."
Shi Yinyu laughed, he knew that Lu Xingzhou liked to control everything, whether it was sex or driving, holding the steering wheel seemed to hold the decision, but at this moment, Lu Xingzhou handed the steering wheel into his hands.
Just like he was in bed.
Shi Yinyu got into the car, put his arms around Lu Xingzhou, and kissed him.
There was a lot of traffic on the street outside the Mastiff Mansion. Two guards with live ammunition stood in front of the gate. The two kissed in full view, and the brilliant morning sun fell on them.
After the kiss, Shi Yinyu touched Lu Xingzhou's hair, and said softly, "How could I be so lucky to get your love?"
"Then who knows." Lu Xingzhou was speechless.
Shi Yinyu choked for a moment, laughed helplessly, and started the car: "Let's go back to the hotel and have sex."
"Pass your uncle!"
The two of them didn't sleep all night, and they had another fight with Yun Lie. After breakfast, they were sleepy. When they returned to the hotel, Shi Yinyu didn't even take a shower, and fell on the bed and closed his eyes.
Lu Xingzhou took the electric kettle and took the pot of water to boil. When he turned around, he saw Shi Yinyu lying on the bed, as if he was asleep.
Lu Xingzhou came over and stretched out his hand to pull him: "Go take a shower first."
"Wake up and wash."
"If you don't wash, you won't sleep well."
Shi Yinyu took his hand and pulled it down hard.
Lu Xingzhou was dragged down on the bed.
Shi Yinyu opened his arms to hug him, and arched into his arms.
Lu Xingzhou felt his fiery breath on his neck, making it tickle, he couldn't help laughing, and heard his hoarse voice: "Sleep together."
This little monster doesn't care about hygiene himself, and even pulls others along.
He looked down at Shi Yinyu's tired sleeping face, before the curtains could be closed, the sunlight came in from the window and fell on his thick eyelashes, casting a shadow under his eyes.
——Shi Yinyu, who was asleep, was as handsome and fragile as a teenager.
But Lu Xingzhou knew how cunning and wicked the little monster in his arms was when he opened his eyes and smiled.
"Go to sleep when you're tired." Lu Xingzhou murmured, he was also tired, and fighting a top monster like Yun Lie would take an incalculable effort.
He took off his and Shi Yinyu's clothes, and the two embraced each other and fell asleep.
When I woke up again, it was already dark outside, and the sky was full of stars hanging on the velvety night sky, which was too beautiful to behold.
Lu Xingzhou wanted to get up, but just moved a little, he was tightened by the arms around his waist, Shi Yinyu was still asleep, he held Lu Xingzhou in his arms domineeringly, not allowing him to leave.
"Don't make trouble, let go."
Shi Yinyu fell into a deep sleep, did not hear his voice, but hugged his arms tighter.
Lu Xingzhou had no choice but to give up his plan to get out of bed, honestly put the little monster in his arms, and started his second sleep.
Shi Yinyu's deep and long breathing sounded next to his ears, Lu Xingzhou closed his eyes to cultivate sleepiness, but his brain became more and more awake.
Mastiff Man, Zhan Shuanhui, A Lu, Qian Yao Bai Mei, Miss Li, Yun Lie... One by one, the images change back and forth in the mind like a revolving lantern.
Lu Xingzhou thought confusedly: According to Mastiff Man, Ren Buren should have been a member of Zhanbaihui, but he was a demon?But why doesn't he have any evil spirit?Has this fake monk cultivated to such a high level?
Miss Li is dead, and all kinds of evil deeds of thousands of monsters and charms seem to be exposed. Given the relationship between Miss Li and the Yunyang family, will the Yunyang family come forward to settle this matter?
This should be the purpose of Mastiff Teman - to fight cattle across the mountain, forcing the Yunyang family to come forward.
If the Yunyang clan didn't show up, they would have to swallow this dumb loss, and watch thousands of demons and ghosts suffer heavy losses and suffer huge losses.
And once they come forward, it is to recognize the connection with Qianyaobaimei, and then this clan that claims to be the closest to the god will be destroyed.
However, the Yunyang Clan's persona had already collapsed once when Yun Lie was possessed by demons.
Lu Xingzhou remembered that when Yun Lie was the young master of the Yunyang clan, he was favored by the world and became famous as a young man. There was a gossip tabloid listing dozens of reasons to predict that he would become the demon king, and even more demon people believed that he could become a god through cultivation. .
No one thought that this young genius would abandon his god and become a demon when he was only half a step away from God.
At that time, the demon world was furious, and the people suddenly discovered that the legendary Yunyang clan of "Qing, Jie, Dan, and Gu" taught a monster.
Lu Xingzhou took a deep breath, and the shadow of Yun Lie running away last night appeared in his mind. He fled for nine years, but he showed up for a flute. It seems that the devil is more important to him than he knows. Even heavier.
Since he missed the devil so much, what would he do?
Lu Xingzhou recalled Yun Lie's character, and imagined what he would do if he was in Yun Lie's position and Shi Yinyu was sentenced to life imprisonment...
After a moment, he snapped his eyes open.
——I will definitely use all means to rescue Shi Yinyu.
Could Yun Lie be able to rob a prison?
Impossible, Baiye Prison is impenetrable, even if Yun Lie is a god, it is impossible to rescue the devil from the prison.
Lu Xingzhou felt relieved, looked at Shi Yinyu, and couldn't help but soften his heart. Sure enough, man, happiness comes out of contrast.
Thinking that Yun Lie and the Demon Lord would never meet again, and could only hold his flute to express their missing, Lu Xingzhou suddenly felt that he and Shi Yinyu were so happy.
Shi Yinyu slept for a long time this time, Lu Xingzhou woke up twice, and he was still in a deep sleep, if it wasn't for a pair of arms still hugging him tightly, Lu Xingzhou would have suspected that he had fallen asleep .
When Shi Yinyu woke up, it was already the next morning.
Lu Xingzhou's face was ashen.
Shi Yinyu rubbed his eyes, his voice was low and hoarse: "Dear wife, what's wrong with you?"
"If you don't wake up, I'm going to fucking suffocate to death!" Lu Xingzhou pushed him away, rushed to the bathroom, drained the water heartily, feeling that he didn't die under Yun Lie's sword, but almost died under Shi Yinyu's. The crook of the arm, where is the reasoning?
Shi Yinyu lay on the bed, stunned for a moment, then patted the bed and laughed loudly.
Lu Xingzhou went back to the bed, lay next to him on the pillow, and pulled Shi Yinyu's cheek angrily: "Why did you sleep for so long?"
"Tired."
"Why are you so tired?"
"Isn't it tiring for my husband to block the attack of the big devil Yunlie and save his beloved wife at the critical moment?"
"Fart your mother, I need your help?" Lu Xingzhou snorted, "You took the credit for me. But..."
Shi Yinyu: "But what?"
Lu Xingzhou smiled: "Don't be so nervous."
"I'm not nervous."
"Then why are you pinching my thigh?"
Shi Yinyu suddenly withdrew his hand, only to realize that he had pinched it wrong, no wonder why it didn't hurt?
Lu Xingzhou looked at the ceiling above his head, and asked calmly: "You let Yun Lie go at first, I asked you why you let the water go, and you said you couldn't beat him."
"Ah."
"But after what happened in the early hours of yesterday, I feel that the two of us may work together to arrest him and bring him to justice." Lu Xingzhou turned his face away, "Then, tell me, why did you let him go in the first place?"
Shi Yinyu was stunned for a moment, but he didn't expect that he was still struggling with this question. After thinking for a while, he replied: "Because I don't think it makes sense. That monster is not Yun Lie, but Yun Lie's living soul attached to the body of a monster. , you should be able to tell."
Lu Xingzhou nodded: "Yun Lie is not stupid. He knew that if he was discovered, he would be at risk of being arrested, so his soul came out of his body, attached to other people's bodies, and controlled them to do things. But so what?"
"In that case, it would be meaningless for us to capture him," Shi Yinyu said, "as long as he senses danger, he can abandon this body at any time and escape with his soul out of his body."
"Shi Yinyu," Lu Xingzhou called him by his first name, "Do you think I can only grab a body, but not a soul?"
"..." It's over, the lie is too unreliable, I'm about to get angry.
Shi Yinyu was silent.
Lu Xingzhou glanced at the time on the phone: "I'll give you another 3 minutes to fabricate a lie, if you still can't convince me, you can imagine the consequences yourself."
Shi Yinyu sighed in frustration, and said calmly, "I don't want him to be caught."
"why?"
Shi Yinyu didn't answer this question directly, but asked him: "Do you know what happened after the demon lord was arrested?"
"Imprisoned for life."
"He was interrogated ninety times."
"what?"
Shi Yinyu: "More than 70 of them were for the purpose of asking about Yunlie's whereabouts. The leaders of the human world, the demon world, and the underworld were interrogated time and time again. Everyone believed that the devil, as Yun Lie's lover, must know his hiding place. place."
"Then does he really know?"
"Maybe," Shi Yinyu said ambiguously, "but he didn't say a word."
Lu Xingzhou: "The demon lord was interrogated ninety times, and he confessed to all his crimes, except for the one related to Yun Lie, who didn't say a word?"
Shi Yinyu nodded: "The devil's crimes are serious, he bullies monsters and ghosts, and disturbs world peace. As a devil who has accepted the baptism of socialist core values, I criticize him without hesitation. I respect him as a man, so I don't want his contribution to be ruined in my hands, I made a mistake in doing so, I know, I plead guilty, but if it happens again, I will still let Yunlie go."
After Lu Xingzhou listened, he was silent for a while, propped up his upper body, looked down at Shi Yinyu, and suddenly asked, "Isn't it a pain to be interrogated?"
"No. Those little tricks are like scratching an itch for a top monster like me."
"You were interrogated ten times."
"It's perfect, I made it ten times on purpose," Shi Yinyu stretched out his hand to touch his face, and said with a smile, "Because our wedding anniversary is October [-], isn't my husband very romantic?"
Lu Xingzhou's nose was a little sour, and he muttered, "Nonsense."
"Why don't you believe me!"
"You little monster is full of lies. If you believe me, I will lose." Lu Xingzhou said, "When you were interrogated for the ninth time, the judge who presided over you felt that if you continued to torture, your body would be destroyed, so found me."
Lu Xingzhou looked at him in a trance, and the image of Shi Yinyu when he went to prison to persuade him to surrender appeared in front of his eyes. He was crippled, huddled in a corner, covered in injuries, but still gloomy and manic, like a monster driven to the end When he saw himself, the chaotic eyes suddenly burst into dazzling brilliance.
Lu Xingzhou later recalled exactly when he fell in love with Shi Yinyu, and found that he couldn't tell, but at the moment of reunion in prison, the look in the eyes of the little monster was like a dense net, completely engulfing himself. Imprisoned by his side.
Shi Yinyu didn't really want to talk to him about the interrogation period, so he smiled helplessly and said, "It's all over. At first I thought you would be punished, so there were a lot of troubles. Then you came, and you are here. I kept it safe, and then I cooperated very well, knowing everything and talking endlessly, and the interrogator at that time praised me for being sensible."
"You're stupid enough. I told you earlier that I joined the special investigation team, and I'm all my own. Why am I being punished?"
Shi Yinyu: "Monsters have to undergo reform through labor, so shouldn't the wife of the monster also have to be punished? What's more, you are a magician, but you married a monster in a muddleheaded way. It's just absurd."
Lu Xingzhou was annoyed: "You also know that this is ridiculous? Then you still seduce me?"
Shi Yinyu: "When did I seduce you? Obviously you have been seducing me without knowing it."
Lu Xingzhou: "I don't know how to seduce you, how can I seduce you?"
Shi Yinyu: "Although I know charm, I have never used it on you!"
Lu Xingzhou: "Then who did you use it on?"
"..." Shi Yinyu choked, and said angrily, "I've never used it before! Hey, why the hell did I learn this useless skill?"
"Standard equipment for monsters?"
"My charm is top-notch!"
"Oh, then you are awesome." Lu Xingzhou said mockingly.
Shi Yinyu suddenly felt that the skill he had mastered was just like the appendix, and it was useless at ordinary times, the only function was to add to his troubles.
Thinking of this, he became vicious, turned over suddenly, pressed Lu Xingzhou under his body, and smiled lewdly: "Since you said that my husband is awesome, then my husband can't help but want to show you how awesome he is."
It has to be said that the monster's charm is really terrifying, Lu Xingzhou's heart and soul were shaken by Shi Yinyu, if he hadn't been completely hollowed out by the estrus before, he might have been unable to control it.
Shi Yinyu lay on Lu Xingzhou's body in frustration: "How long will it take you to recover?"
"I don't know," Lu Xingzhou didn't think it was a big deal, he was such a carefree person, he didn't even take this kind of thing to heart, and even muttered happily, "Maybe I can practice the Sunflower Book?"
"I suggest you practice Chrysanthemum Collection."
Lu Xingzhou's face darkened: "I suggest you shut up."
Shi Yinyu covered his mouth, blinking his eyes innocently.
Lu Xingzhou instantly felt that his heart was going to be melted by him. He stretched out his hand to touch it, and laughed: "Otherwise, I will help you with my mouth..."
"No need," Shi Yinyu grabbed his hand, "I just want to have fun with you, it's boring to have fun alone."
"Then you are holding back like this?"
"This is called saving. When you recover, I will give it to you later."
Lu Xingzhou felt that it was better not to recover.
The two of them went out to eat some food, and remembered the task given to Wang Dahu.
Shi Yinyu called his younger brother and asked about the situation of the little red fox.
"Brother, Ah Hu's situation... hiss... how should I put it, it should be considered okay, but something happened unexpectedly."
Shi Yinyu: "What accident?"
Hearing this, Lu Xingzhou frowned.
Shi Yinyu stretched out his hand to wipe away his frowning brows, and held the mobile phone in the other hand. Hearing Wang Dahu hesitating for a long time, he squeezed out a few words: "Ah Hu fucked the little panda."
"..."
Lu Xingzhou looked at Shi Yinyu blankly, feeling that understanding these words had exhausted all his IQ.
Shi Yinyu: "Which hospital are you in? Send me the address, and I'll take a look with your sister-in-law."
After hanging up the phone, Wang Dahu's address was sent. Shi Yinyu adjusted the navigation, started the sports car, and drove towards the hospital at high speed.
The sports car roared past the spacious streets of Zhuoyu City, and soon stopped in front of a dilapidated old residential area.
The flamboyant red sports car is out of tune with the environment.
Shi Yinyu checked the address sent by Wang Dahu again and again to make sure that the navigation did not lead them to the wrong place.
The two got out of the car and looked at the row of dirty and messy shops in front of them in astonishment.
The nearby people who were sitting at the door choosing vegetables, those who were breastfeeding their children, and those squatting on the side of the road cleaning their shoes were also looking at them in astonishment.
Lu Xingzhou: "Is this a hospital?"
"Turn left at the gate of Aimin Community and turn left to the third one, the obedient veterinary clinic...it seems that there is nothing wrong with it."
The anti-mosquito curtain at the door was raised, and Wang Dahu's robust figure stepped out, beckoning to the two of them: "Sister-in-law, this way."
"Why didn't you go to the hospital?" Shi Yinyu asked, "Is the safety of this clinic guaranteed?"
"The municipal hospital can't be registered, unless you buy it from a scalper at a high price. This clinic is opened by a friend of mine, so don't worry."
Lu Xingzhou felt unreliable when he heard it: "Your friend? He also treats irregular menstruation?"
"He is good at medicine. Besides irregular menstruation, he can also treat infertility."
"..."
"Just kidding, sister-in-law, don't worry, it's fine." Wang Dahu led them back to the clinic, and asked with concern, "Did you two come here by taxi?"
"drive."
"Huh? Where did you get the car? Rented it? In fact, it's not bad to rent a car when traveling. It's convenient to go everywhere..."
Shi Yinyu pointed behind him casually, and said flatly, "Someone just delivered a car."
Wang Dahu looked out along his fingers, no matter how he looked, there was only a retro Ferrari trot, a bad premonition filled his heart, and he tried to steady his voice: "Brother, your car is blocked by that trot ?”
"It's the trot."
Wang Dahu was stunned for two seconds, and then exploded: "I'll fuck you!!!"
Lu Xingzhou explained: "We don't actually want any. We don't usually have many opportunities to use a car. We can apply for a company bus for work, and we can ride a small electric donkey for personal things... Oh, our small electric donkey was stolen. But the mastiff is very savage. I have to give it away, and even said that if I don’t accept the car, I will give us a villa of [-] square meters."
"Ahhh..." Wang Dahu beat his chest and stamped his feet.
Lu Xingzhou patted him on the shoulder: "We are helpless in this kind of thing..."
Wang Dahu covered his face, and said in pain: "Brother has changed from a wealthy leader to a commoner, and he can't accept it for a while. Maybe stealing this sports car is just to relive the time when he drove a Bugatti Veyron when he went out to buy gluten. It feels like, but sister-in-law, you are so sensible, why do you want to accompany him to break the law? Brother has just been released from prison, how can he go in again?"
Shi Yinyu: "..."
Lu Xingzhou was stunned: "Do you think this car was stolen?"
"Could it be robbery???" Wang Dahu was out of his wits, "The crime of robbery is even bigger!!!"
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