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"Dog eyes?" Lu Xingzhou smiled instead of anger, lifted him up high, made him look at him at a close distance, pointed to his eyes and said, "These beautiful eyes are dog eyes? I am clearly a demon but not charming." , evil but not lewd, beautiful but not vulgar... snake eyes."

After finishing speaking, a phantom of a giant snake suddenly appeared behind him, opened its mouth wide, and rushed towards the little panda.

"Ahhhhhhh..." The little panda struggled desperately with its claws raised, and was scared out of its wits.

The moment the snake shadow rushed in front of the little panda, it disappeared.

The little panda was still closing its eyes, waving its paws frantically and shouting.

Lu Xingzhou: "If you call again, the security guard will be brought back."

The little panda's voice stopped abruptly, paused, and lowered its voice: "Ahhhhhh..."

Lu Xingzhou: "What a fart! Stop screaming!"

"Snake, snake, snake! It's scary!"

The sound of chaotic footsteps came from a distance. It should be that the security guard missed the little beast and came back again.

The little panda immediately struggled again and growled, "Let go of me! I will die if I fall into their hands!"

"You fell into my hands, and there is no good fruit to eat." Lu Xingzhou said cruel words, but he didn't have the heart to throw this little thing to the security guards. Opening the door next to it, several people hid in.

The footsteps of the security guard ran away from the door.

This is a restaurant box, Lu Xingzhou put the little panda on the table, pointed to his nose and said: "This is the second time you have fallen into my hands, you should know that I am much better than you, well-behaved and obedient, it is you only option."

The little panda hugged its big tail, rolled its eyes a few times, and found that it really had no choice but to know the current affairs, so it nodded depressedly.

"Are you on drugs?"

"???" The little panda stared and said angrily, "Of course not!"

"Then why do you have the courage to come here to steal things? Do you know where this is?"

"I know, kinky den."

"..." Lu Xingzhou laughed, and said to Shi Yinyu, "Suddenly, I feel that this statement is quite reasonable."

Shi Yinyu smiled and said: "It hits the nail on the head."

The little panda said in a muffled voice, "I didn't come to steal anything."

"Huh?" Lu Xingzhou was surprised, "Then what are you doing here? You are not here for consumption at your age."

He recalled the appearance of this guy when he met at the station a few days ago. Based on human age, he should not be an adult. He muttered: "You have only been transformed for a few days? Just come to have fun? Impossible, you Shouldn't be able to afford it, could it be..."

He looked it up and down, and felt that this little beast, no matter in human or animal form, seemed not suitable to be a pet in a place like Thousands of Demons and Hundreds of Enchantments.

However, it is quite suitable for discussing life in the human world.

Even Tang Erzang can become an Internet celebrity and sell Tibetan fox emoji packs, so this little panda should be doing well.

Shi Yinyu asked lightly: "Where's your accomplice?"

"That's right." Lu Xingzhou remembered that there was a red fox that day, and in comparison, that red fox seemed more suitable to be a demon pet here.

Hearing this, the little panda fell silent, sat on the table, and shook its shoulders, as if suppressing some emotion.

Lu Xingzhou was puzzled: "Huh?"

After a long while, the little panda cried out loudly: "Ahu was captured by them! I came to rescue Ahu! But I couldn't find him! Woowa..."

"Don't cry, don't cry." Lu Xingzhou rubbed his soft-haired head, "Ahu...is that the red fox? Was he caught here? Why are you arresting him here?"

The little panda sobbed: "Anyway, it's not a scarf."

Lu Xingzhou: "..."

Shi Yinyu said regretfully: "Although that red fox lacks oil and water, its coat color is actually not bad. It's a pity, if I knew it, I might as well have made you a scarf."

Little Panda: "Wow!!!"

Seeing that he was crying again, Lu Xingzhou quickly took the opportunity to rub his head again. This guy is thin and thin, but his head is still round. When crying, the cranial cavity resonates, causing the hair to vibrate slightly, and it feels very good to the touch.

He looked at Shi Yinyu: "What do you think?"

Shi Yinyu: "The red fox is kind and charming, and is recognized as a natural beauty."

"Yes, there is indeed such a saying, and it is also said that the red fox is flirtatious by nature, and can become a famous weapon with a little training." Wang Dahu said, showing a confused expression, "Strange, although the Thousand Demons and Hundred Charms Club is half black and not white, but It’s not so arrogant that you go out to snatch people directly, how could that friend Ah Hu be caught here?”

The little panda clenched its paws and said angrily, "He was sold in by other people."

Lu Xingzhou was stunned.

Little Panda: "Only 9000 billion!"

Lu Xingzhou took out his mobile phone to do the conversion, and found that it was 500 yuan when converted into Ruanmei coins. Also, it's only been a few days, why has the exchange rate dropped again?

Wang Dahu: "Ahu was sold here by other people? It happens from time to time. Some monsters don't like to use tricks, and when they come up with cubs, they either throw them away or sell them. Is this Ahu a girl?"

Little Panda: "Male."

"It's even worse for the public. The law is not perfect in this regard and cannot protect him." Wang Dahu spread his hands.

The little panda covered its eyes with its paws, and was about to cry again.

Lu Xingzhou quickly put his hands behind his head.

The little panda looked up and looked at him in confusion: "What are you doing?"

"Comfort you." Lu Xingzhou said, rubbing his round head openly.

"Thank you, I didn't expect you to be a good person."

"Fuck you!" Lu Xingzhou slapped him on the head, then turned to look at Wang Dahu, "Do you know where newcomers are usually placed?"

Wang Dahu shook his head: "I don't come here many times. Every time I come here, I feel the pulse of the demon pets in the medical room. I think there should be a special training place for newcomers, right?"

Lu Xingzhou thought for a moment, then suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, picked up the little panda by the back of his neck and lifted him up, and said decisively: "Let's go."

Wang Dahu looked bewildered: "Ah? Where are you going?"

Shi Yinyu had already guessed what Lu Xingzhou meant, so he didn't ask any more questions, and followed him to the Sky Garden restaurant just now.

Several people walked out the door, Lu Xingzhou threw the little panda on the ground: "Turn into a human form."

"I ran away just now... I have no energy."

Wang Dahu took out a soft candy and stuffed it into the little panda's mouth. After a while, the little panda became full of energy and transformed into a young boy with smoky makeup, with a round face and a very thin body.

Lu Xingzhou pressed the boy's head, and wiped vigorously under the sides of his eyes to make sure that it was dark circles, not smoky makeup.

"What are you doing!" the boy frowned.

"Always pay attention to sleep! Look at your dark circles, I thought you were wearing makeup."

Boy: "You are crazy, what am I doing with makeup?"

The two were noisy, and they walked back to the sky garden. The fat demon was stunned by Wang Dahu. He didn't wake up until 2 minutes ago, and he was sitting at the dining table eating chicken legs.

That well-behaved demon pet has been silently kneeling under the table, serving as a footrest for him.

Lu Xingzhou walked to the dining table, with a smile on his face, he tapped on the table with his knuckles: "Little milk dog, are you all right?"

"Cough, cough, cough..." The fat demon was caught by a chicken bone, and he coughed for a long time without coughing, so that his whole fat face was flushed red.

Wang Dahu slapped him lightly on the back, Fat Yao's shoulder blades were almost shattered.

Fortunately, the chicken bones came out.

Fat Yao was seriously traumatized just now, and now she trembles all over when she sees Wang Dahu: "Beautiful...beauty...are you looking for me?"

"It's this beauty, my uncle, who is looking for you." Lu Xingzhou squeezed the fat monster's chin, forcing him to shift his eyes from Wang Dahu to his side.

Shi Yinyu frowned, feeling that the fat monster's eight-story chin, which was pinched by Lu Xingzhou, was an eyesore no matter how you looked at it.

What kind of blessing did that chin cultivate in his previous life, so that he could touch Lu Xingzhou's finger in this life?

Fat Yao didn't think so, he felt that the three people in front of him were very scary, and asked in a trembling voice: "Master and beauty, what do you need from me?"

"I want to ask the little brother beside you for something."

"Him?" Fat Yao was taken aback, and looked down at the young man at his feet, "You want to date him too? This... it's his honor, I'll let someone clean it up and send it to you..."

With a movement of Shi Yinyu's fingertips, a wave of air hit Fat Yao's mouth, causing him to turn his face away, coughing and spitting out a mouthful of blood, mixed with three teeth.

Only then did Fat Yao realize that compared with the tiger demon beauty next to him, this ordinary man with an indifferent face is more powerful. If that beauty is a demon, then this person is probably an even greater demon.

Others in the restaurant looked over here one after another.

Fat Yao understands the truth that a person who understands current affairs is a hero. Regardless of the strange eyes of other diners in the restaurant, he knelt down with a plop, lying side by side with his demon pet, more respectful than the demon pet posture, and shouted repeatedly: "Big and big... the adults played well! Xiao Xiaoxiao... the little one said the wrong thing!"

"Don't make trouble." Lu Xingzhou squeezed Shi Yinyu's fingers, bent down to help the fat monster... the monster pet next to him said in a deep voice, "Do you know where the newcomers receive training when they come here?"

When he asked the question, he was actually beating drums in his heart. After all, the monster pet was also considered an employee of the club, so he might not necessarily cooperate with him.

Unexpectedly, that demon pet didn't hesitate at all, and simply nodded, and whispered in a dry voice: "I know."