He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years

"It would have been nice if I had listened to a piece of persuasion." Zhang Fang whimpered and sighed.

"There is no medicine for regret in this world," Lu Xingzhou said, "In the next life, learn to be smarter, love yourself more, and stop being fooled by scumbags."

Zhang Fang smiled at him with tears in his eyes: "Thank you, Team Leader Lu."

"You're welcome." Lu Xingzhou put his palms on his chest and said sincerely, "Serve the people."

Zhang Fang stood up, she had changed back to the appearance of an ordinary female ghost, with a slim waist and long legs, and a graceful figure, she walked up to Lu Xingzhou gracefully, and bowed gracefully: "I don't know how to thank you, I have failed so much in my life, There are no advantages, only dancing is okay, let me show you a dance."

Before Lu Xingzhou said anything, Shi Yinyu frowned: "Are you kidding me!"

Zhang Fang looked at him blankly: "Is it not good?"

"Of course not!" Shi Yinyu said angrily, "He hasn't seen dancing? He wants to watch you dance as a female ghost. If you have nothing to do, hurry up and reincarnate. The social fertility rate is already so low, there is no time for you to dawdle!"

Lu Xingzhou laughed: "It's useless to be anxious, the nearby ghost messengers are all full, and there is no one who can rush over to take her to reincarnation, we can only bring back the snail first, and wait for the underworld to send someone to extradite at the end of the month. Besides, I really haven't seen a female ghost dance."

"Don't look at it." Shi Yinyu was unreasonable.

Lu Xingzhou teased him with a smile: "You are not allowed to watch her dance. Does the leader want to show me?"

Shi Yinyu froze, and said dryly: "If you don't jump, it's unlucky."

"What the hell?" Dancing is also related to luck?

Shi Yinyu hesitated for a moment, then explained: "The leader of the Fengbu, Yun Lie, once danced for the Demon Lord before, and then...you know what happened."

The devil was imprisoned, and Yun Lie went into exile.

It seems that dancing such a petty bourgeois Fenghua Xueyue is indeed a bit unlucky.

Lu Xingzhou said to Zhang Fang: "I appreciate your thanks, so I won't watch the dance, I think it must be beautiful."

Zhang Fang smiled helplessly, and looked at them enviously: "Although my blessings may not be rare for you, I still want to say, I wish you a happy life together."

After the two parties said goodbye, Lu Xingzhou took out the lighter and hit her between her eyebrows with the bottom, imprinting a snake-shaped imprint. Zhang Fang's soul gradually dissipated and was put into the lighter so that it could be taken back to the snail for centralized processing.

Shi Yinyu hugged Lu Xingzhou from behind, kissed his ear, and complained softly: "I don't like to see you tease others, you can only tease me."

"My lord, please be reasonable," Lu Xingzhou was speechless to him, "What are you teasing others, I'm working normally!"

Besides, can I bear the consequences of flirting with you?

"Your eyes are so beautiful, it's flirtatious to look at others."

"You blind me." Lu Xingzhou grabbed his hand, held it in his hand, and pulled him upstairs.

Yan Ruyu was playing a game with two little ghosts, and the three ghosts were having a good time, and they could hear laughter constantly on the stairs.

Go upstairs and take a closer look, they are playing Landlords.

Standing by the side, Lu Xingzhou saw a kid whose hand was too small to even hold a card, but he slapped it with great momentum: "Bomb!"

"Damn it," Yan Ruyu said angrily, "Are you cheating?"

"Look at how promising you are!" Lu Xingzhou angrily snatched her remaining cards and threw them on the table, "Can't you teach them some practical skills? If you learn to fight the landlord and go to the underworld, can you give priority to reincarnation or reincarnation lottery?"

Yan Ruyu was scolded very wrongly: "I don't understand the skills of the underworld. I can only be regarded as a ghost who immigrated to the human world at best. Don't ask for so much, can you?"

The two little ghosts stood up from the sofa, jumped onto the coffee table together, and looked at Lu Xingzhou: "Did you help us find our mother?"

Lu Xingzhou rubbed the kid's mushroom head, smiled lightly and said, "I found it."

"Where is she?" The kid was pleasantly surprised, "Can mom take us out?"

Lu Xingzhou said softly: "Mom is delayed by something and can't come here for now, but she asked me to take you to a place first, and when you get there, you will have a mother."

"Where?"

"A... dilapidated palace, inside there is a white-haired grandfather, two uncles, one in white and one in black, and two big unlovable animals, one is a cow and the other is a horse. "

The little ghost asked curiously, "Can we ride a bull?"

"Well... I want to ask the white-haired grandpa."

Yan Ruyu wiped away her tears, and together with Shi Yinyu, pasted the prepared spells on the surrounding walls.

"Then let's go now!" The kid stretched out his hand to grab the corner of Lu Xingzhou's clothes, shook it lightly, and whispered, "I miss my mother."

Lu Xingzhou raised his eyes, Shi Yinyu stood by the wall and nodded to him.

Lu Xingzhou's gaze shifted back to the kid's pale but expectant face, he took out his lighter, smiled at them and said, "I'm going to take you into the car now, it's very dark inside, but don't be afraid, after you sleep, you can go I'm looking for my mother."

"Ok!"

Lu Xingzhou lit the lighter.

The moment the flame jumped out, something seemed to be ignited around, and there was a small crackling sound in the ear, which was the evil power permeating the air.

Shi Yinyu erected barriers around himself to isolate his body from the surroundings, so as not to be burned by the Luojia fire regardless of the enemy or himself.

The kid looked at the lighter curiously, reached out to touch it, and the flame instantly ignited his fingertips. He withdrew his hand suddenly, but was pleasantly surprised to find: "It doesn't hurt!"

"It doesn't hurt." Lu Xingzhou nodded the kid's forehead and said with a smile, "It will be fine soon, be obedient and be good."

As he spoke, he pricked his fingertips, and using blood as ink, he quickly drew complex runes down the little devil's forehead.

The kid asked in surprise, "What is this for?"

"Don't be afraid, this is to help you reborn." Lu Xingzhou drew very fast, his fingers were extremely steady, the speed was so fast that there were afterimages, but the runes were not bad at all.

After drawing the runes for the two little ghosts at the fastest speed, Lu Xingzhou brushed the flame of the lighter with his fingertips, flicked twice with his fingers, and two flames flew out and landed on the runes between the little ghost's eyebrows.

In an instant, the entire rune was on fire.

The little ghost was frightened and suddenly made a sharp ghost sound.

But I saw that the flame came and went quickly, it only burned for a moment, like a dream, it disappeared in an instant.

But the little ghost became fatigued and turned into two newly formed fetuses.

"Get rid of the demons and return to the true nature." Lu Xingzhou said, using the bottom of the lighter to stamp a mark on the eyebrows of the fetuses, and put them into the lighter.

The evil power in the villa was burned away, and even the air became fresh.

Yan Ruyu wiped her tears, stumbled and recited a part of the mantra of passing away.

Lu Xingzhou felt that there were some things that could not be forced. Reciting this mantra was like being checked by a teacher to memorize a text, it could have the opposite effect.

"Let's have a good pregnancy in the next life." Yan Ruyu sighed.

Lu Xingzhou: "Unfortunately, reincarnation cannot be chosen."

"Couldn't the underworld improve the system?" Yan Ruyu was whimsical, "accumulate DKP based on what you did during your lifetime, those with high scores can get rich and rich, and those with low scores can vote for families like Wang Tai."

"Isn't that the same as in ancient times? Those who have done good deeds all their lives will be reincarnated as human beings, and those who have done bad deeds will be turned into animals." Shi Yinyu put away the enchantment, sniffing the air without evil breath, a little unhappy, but didn't say anything, He laughed and said, "Later, I found out that being a beast is much happier than being a human being. Many people have done good deeds and suffered a lifetime of grievances for the sake of accumulating virtue. After reincarnation, they were worse than beasts. They collectively protested and initiated reincarnation reforms to change to what they are now. All blindly selected—given ghost power, all souls are equal."

Yan Ruyu said indignantly: "It's not reasonable, why should some people have a good pregnancy and live a happy life, while others have a bad pregnancy and suffer so much?"

Shi Yinyu stood in front of the screen in the stairwell, turned back and smiled and said, "What needs to be changed is not the reincarnation system of the underworld, but the birth standard of the human world. How can those scumbags who commit all kinds of evil and have no conscience be able to have children? ? They don't even deserve to live."

Lu Xingzhou looked at him: "What are you doing standing there?"

"Let's renovate all the decorations in this house." Shi Yinyu suggested.

"what?"

Shi Yinyu looked at the screen and said stubbornly, "There are some things in this room that I don't like."

"What is it?" Lu Xingzhou walked over, followed his line of sight, and saw him looking at the embroidery on the screen, a dancing girl dressed in an ancient costume, wrapped around her waist and sleeves, looking like she was about to fly.

"This is not Zhang Fang, it should be Li Shuzhen." Shi Yinyu said, "No wonder those two little ghosts call her mother."

Lu Xingzhou understood why Shi Yinyu didn't like it anymore, and nodded: "You are right, this house really needs to be completely renovated."

Yan Ruyu didn't expect him to make such a big decision so easily, and took a breath: "You two, do you know how much it costs to renovate such a big house?"

"I probably know." Lu Xingzhou said, raising his eyebrows and smiling, "However, if he doesn't like it, let's turn it over."

"...The color makes the mind faint!!!"

When the three of them left the community, the security guard at the gate was arguing with a person. Lu Xingzhou glanced there casually, his heart skipped a beat, and he immediately turned around, pretending he didn't see anything, and urged the two of them: "Go, go, hurry up! In the evening rush hour, I can’t squeeze into the subway.”

Unexpectedly, Yan Ruyu, a silly child, also took a look there, and shouted happily: "Hey, Senior Ren!"

Lu Xingzhou scolded angrily: "What are you yelling? Are you the only one with a long mouth?"

Ren Buren over there has already shouted: "The surname is Lu! Come here, I'm here to give you warmth, but the unlucky idiot security guard in your community insists that I have bad intentions and won't let me in, sir! Come and prove it to me, the poor monk is really a good citizen!"

Lu Xingzhou was called, so he had no choice but to walk over with a face full of reluctance, fixed his eyes on him, and stared: "Are you a good citizen?"

Wearing a Panama hat, smoking a cigarette, wearing [-] strings on his body, and wearing flip-flops under the monk's robe, the hair on his legs is flaring in the wind.

How dare you call yourself a "poor monk" dressed like this?