He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years

Shi Yinyu felt that this was really a soul torture, and he also wanted to know: Where is the car? ? ?

How can it be said that the only movable asset accumulated by a beloved wife who has served the people for thousands of years is gone?

He clearly remembered that it was placed here.

It's still locked!

"Is the law and order in Baiye City so bad?" Shi Yinyu said disgustedly, "I have been in Sixth Heaven City for so many years, and I have never lost anything."

"Because anyone who dared to steal your things was beaten to death." Lu Xingzhou glanced at his watch, and exclaimed in disbelief, "At three o'clock in the morning, is this a desperate Saburo in the world of thieves, who forgets to eat and sleep so much?"

"From the perspective of professionalism, this man is pretty good." Shi Yinyu said, "The subway is also stopped at this time, should we take a taxi back?"

Lu Xingzhou sighed: "It costs 100 yuan to take a taxi back to Fengweiluo, forget it, find a 24-hour silver arch and sit for a while, the sky will soon be bright."

"..." Shi Yinyu looked at him, tongue-tied.

"?"

"..."

"Speak directly if you have something to say." Lu Xingzhou said with a straight face, "Although I'm in a very bad mood right now, I won't necessarily blame you."

"... Forget it." Shi Yinyu swallowed the words decisively.

"what do you want to say in the end?"

Shi Yinyu said: "We can find a hotel to stay overnight. The hotel has a big bed, air-conditioning, and it's comfortable to stay in. Well, the important thing is to have a big bed."

Lu Xingzhou looked at him blankly, wondering if he said "there is a big bed" twice on purpose or whether it was intentional or not.

"There are many things you can do with a big bed." Shi Yinyu emphasized.

Uh... I said it three times.

Shi Yinyu added: "There are only chairs in the silver arches."

"..."

"real."

Can this be fake?Don't think I don't know what you're thinking!

Lu Xingzhou said dryly, "It's already three o'clock in the morning, so there's no need to stay in a hotel."

"Why not? There are still 12 hours between now and 9 noon!"

"But it's less than two hours until dawn," Lu Xingzhou said, "Don't waste your money, I know what you mean, let's go back to the dormitory to do it, hot if it's hot, just take a shower after finishing."

Shi Yinyu frowned immediately: "In your eyes, am I such a demon?"

"What kind?"

"That's all I can think about!"

"Isn't it?"

"Of course not!" Shi Yinyu said angrily, "I just want to open a room for you to have a good rest, you are so tired, I still think about that, am I a beast?"

Lu Xingzhou laughed and stroked his hair: "Don't shout, I'm just joking, I understand what you mean."

"Humph."

"Okay," Lu Xingzhou made a difficult decision, "Go a few steps forward and find a room in a nearby hotel, but you have to call the police first."

Shi Yinyu smiled and said: "Don't always think about saving money, I will give you all my salary, and the two of you add up to more than 6000, which is enough to spend, and we don't need to buy a house."

"Yeah," Lu Xingzhou replied perfunctorily, "Call the police first."

"Open a room, take a shower first, and then have a good sleep," Shi Yinyu said happily, "Anyway, I'm on wedding leave, so I don't have to go to work."

"Call the police first!" Lu Xingzhou was furious.

"……Oh."

After the two reported to the police, it was already 03:30 in the morning. They walked 500 meters and found a chain hotel. Fortunately, there was still a big bed room.

Lu Xingzhou was really tired. After taking a shower, he lay down on the bed and fell asleep almost all the time. He vaguely felt Shi Yinyu come out of the bathroom. Seeing that he was asleep, he immediately lightened his steps, and then the edge of the bed sank. , a fiery body got into the quilt.

"I'm so sleepy," Lu Xingzhou murmured, "How about helping yourself?"

"It's not good." Shi Yinyu hugged him from behind and whispered, "Go to sleep."

"Angry?"

"...Damn it, in your eyes, I'm really a beast, right?"

As long as he wasn't angry, Lu Xingzhou chuckled twice, closed his eyes, felt Shi Yinyu kiss his hair from behind, and moved his lower body back a few inches.

He didn't know why his brain twitched, and he touched the back desperately.

"Hello!!!" Shi Yinyu was furious, "What do you mean???"

Lu Xingzhou's fingertips froze, he quickly withdrew his hand, and said calmly, "Say goodnight to it."

"Oh, you're a wonderful polite fellow."

Lu Xingzhou couldn't help laughing.

Interrupted by this accident, the drowsiness disappeared. The two turned off the light and lay down on the big soft bed for more than ten minutes. Lu Xingzhou found that he seemed to be more energetic than before.

He turned over quietly, from lying on his side to lying on his back, and heard Shi Yinyu's voice ask very softly: "Are you asleep?"

"No, I don't know why, I don't feel sleepy anymore." Lu Xingzhou sighed in the darkness, "It's probably because he's older, the elderly, and sleep less."

"Then..." Shi Yinyu arched forward, and asked meaningfully, "Honey, do you want to fight?"

"Is it so punk?"

Lu Xingzhou turned around to face him, seeing the other's sharp eyes through the faint skylight, the two looked at each other and smiled, hugged and kissed.

Finally, they felt like they were on a wedding leave, and the two of them didn't die down until after nine o'clock in the morning.

Lu Xingzhou was lying powerlessly on the edge of the bed, his muscles trembling involuntarily, one arm was hanging under the bed, his fingertips were covered with bloodstains, it was the blood that flowed out from his palm when he was deeply in love with his fingertips.

Shi Yinyu sat beside him contentedly.

For a moment, there were only rough panting sounds in the room.

After a while, Shi Yinyu got up, patted Lu Xingzhou's shoulder, and wanted to hug him to take a bath, but Lu Xingzhou lay still on his stomach, and burrowed under the pillow again.

"Shy?" Shi Yinyu bit his ear and teased in a low voice, "Xingzhou, I really didn't expect that you look coquettish and sexy, I didn't expect that you were shy."

"Fart your mother!" Lu Xingzhou cursed in a low voice from under the pillow.

Shi Yinyu lay down beside him, stroked his wet short hair, and asked softly, "Did I hurt you?"

"No."

"That didn't make you comfortable?"

Lu Xingzhou became impatient, and snorted: "You count as after-sales follow-up feedback? Do I still have to give you a five-star praise?"

Shi Yinyu choked for a moment, and said softly: "Every time I do this, I feel very comfortable. I feel so comfortable that my whole body goes numb. I know the taste, so I want to continue doing it day and night, but it seems that you are not very comfortable. like……"

"No." Lu Xingzhou lay on the bottom of the pillow without moving, and said dryly, "I like it too."

"But you are not as enthusiastic as I am. The desire of monsters is stronger than that of ordinary people. You must have worked hard." Shi Yinyu sighed and put his arms around his shoulders, "I will control myself in the future... Are you bleeding?"

"Ok?"

Shi Yinyu got up suddenly, opened his legs and looked inside.

Lu Xingzhou was embarrassed, turned over, kicked him away, and said angrily, "What are you doing?"

"I smell blood, yours." Shi Yinyu said, "Did I hurt you?" He glanced at the blood on Lu Xingzhou's fingertips from the corner of his eye, grabbed his wrist, and said in a low voice, "What's going on?" ?”

"No……"

"What are you?" Shi Yinyu's voice stopped abruptly. Looking at the wound on Lu Xingzhou's palm, he felt that he already knew the answer, and said bitterly, "So my skills are really bad..."

Lu Xingzhou was stunned: "What?"

"I thought I could make you comfortable." Shi Yinyu let go of his wrist dejectedly, sat on the bed, shook his head and said, "I didn't notice that you are in such pain, you need to hurt yourself to divert your attention... ..."

"no."

"Sorry……"

Lu Xingzhou was helpless: "That's not the case, you are very good, really, I give you a five-star praise."

"Don't comfort me." Shi Yinyu collapsed like a quail.

"You're really nice, I'm just..." Lu Xingzhou hesitated again, and finally swallowed the second half of the sentence.

Shi Yinyu: "Just what?"

"I just..." Lu Xingzhou smiled wryly, and closed his eyes wearily, "I just don't want to be controlled by desire."

"What?" Shi Yinyu looked down at him.

Lu Xingzhou was silent for a long while, and when Shi Yinyu thought he would not get an answer, he heard him slowly spit out four words: "Snakes are inherently obscene."

Shi Yinyu frowned.

Lu Xingzhou closed his eyes and murmured, "I hope it's me, Lu Xingzhou, who makes you feel numb all over, not the power of the demon snake in my body."

"You are so stupid." Shi Yinyu said.

"Ok?"

Shi Yinyu lay beside him, stretched out his arms to hold him in his arms, touched his sweaty body, and said softly: "Snake Xiu is already dead, and there is only a little strength left, and this strength is not enough. Has been absorbed by you, he can't get out of the sky. You are you, even if you are affected by the power of the demon snake, it is still you. I have liked you for 1000 years, can I still not distinguish between you and the snake cultivator? Then Unless I'm blind!"

Lu Xingzhou laughed.

Shi Yinyu suggested very sincerely: "If you don't want to show a lewd attitude in front of me, then I will stop next time when it's almost time to let you take it easy?"

"Go to your uncle, is this matter still slow?"

"Everything is up to you, you can do whatever you say."

Lu Xingzhou arched into his arms, found a comfortable position and nestled down, closed his eyes and whispered: "Don't listen to me, you can do whatever you want, if you are happy, I will be happy."

Shi Yinyu felt that he had heard the most beautiful promise in the world, and said with a smile: "Xing Zhou, you actually love me very much, don't you?"

"That said..."

"Isn't it? You tell me something."

"What exactly?"

"You treat me so well because you love me very much, and you love me so badly!"

"..." Lu Xingzhou thought to himself, how come there are still people who confess to each other?

Shi Yinyu didn't hear his reply, and felt itchy in his heart. He suddenly wanted to hear Lu Xingzhou's clear and bright voice say love words about himself, so he urged, "Say it."

"what did I say?"

"say you Love Me."

Lu Xingzhou was thinking about what the little monster was doing. He lowered his head, buried his head in Shi Yinyu's arms, smiled lowly, and muttered: "You are already old, thousands of years old, don't say such nasty words , let’s live it together, how far can we go?”

"What???" Shi Yinyu frowned.