He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years

Ren Buren, it is not too much to scold him for being full of five poisons, he is not far behind in eating, drinking, whoring and gambling, he is good at cheating and cheating, if he is brought in front of the judge for a trial, it is estimated that he can directly blind the judge's "nine eyes" .

Lu Xingzhou directly took out his mobile phone and called him: "Hello? If I ask you now, you have to answer truthfully, but there is a little bit of concealment. I'll skin your dog!"

"Fuck you!" Ren Buren's roar came from the phone, "You're a fucking piece of shit!"

Lu Xingzhou: "Seven years ago, a lady who lived in Xuanzhuyuan community had an accidental miscarriage. Did you do something to her?"

Ren Buren was startled, and said angrily: "What the hell are you doubting? The child really isn't mine!!!"

"...You still put him to sleep?"

"no!"

"Then what are you talking nonsense about?"

Ren Buren said angrily: "You suddenly called me and asked me what I did seven years ago. How the hell do I remember what I did seven years ago?"

"Pig brains?"

"Lu, are you looking for trouble? Come on, let's have a chat, what about the incident where you kissed me forcibly seven years ago?"

Shi Yinyu suddenly looked up at him.

Lu Xingzhou was furious: "I kiss you???"

"I'll tell you to go with your partner right now, huh," Ren Buren sneered smugly, and said nonsense, "You covet my beauty, so you took advantage of the wine to attack me, a little cat, if it wasn't for your time For the sake of being a widow and hungry and thirsty, I have already reported you by real name... Hey, hey?"

Lu Xingzhou hung up the phone, and said sternly to Yan Ruyu: "The murderer is Ren Buren, if you kill him, the resentment in the haunted house will be destroyed by itself, and the danger will be turned into good luck."

Yan Ruyu: "..."

"Calm down," Shi Yinyu said with a smile, "I believe you won't kiss him forcefully, with a jewel like me in front of you, no matter how hungry you are, you won't be downgraded to that level."

Yan Ruyu: "Senior Ren won't be happy when he hears this."

"I won't be happy to hear that." Lu Xingzhou said with a straight face, thinking that I'm not hungry at all.

After sitting down and calming down for a while, Lu Xingzhou felt that he didn't want to be merciless anymore, so he called again.

Ren Buren hummed meanly: "Have you figured out how to compensate me?"

"If you don't care about it again, I will tell all your creditors your address."

"Oh my friend, you really know how to joke."

"I'm not joking with you." Lu Xingzhou looked at the document and said sternly, "My information shows that after the lady had a miscarriage, she regained her confidence with your help—who the hell wrote the copy—you are right What did that lady do?"

"Xuanzhu Court?"

"Ah."

Ren Buren recalled for a while, remembered some things related to that employer, and sighed: "That poor person, do you know what she does? She works as a dance teacher in an elementary school, teaching a group of fat girls, dolls and bears to dance One two one..."

Lu Xingzhou: "What's the problem?"

"But before she got married, she won the first prize in the youth dance competition, and she was the lead dancer in a large-scale dance drama. If you think about it, this gap is similar to your original boyfriend being me, but later you committed yourself to Shi Yinyu. Is this gap acceptable? ?”

"Go to your uncle."

"Quality! Quality!" Ren Buren said seriously, "Why are you still swearing?"

"You tell me the point!"

"That's the point!"

Lu Xingzhou rubbed his temples, talking to this guy was nerve-wracking, he suppressed his temper and asked: "You said that lady, you feel that being a teacher is condescending?"

"Qu big! All her friends back then went to the international stage to win glory for the country, but she wasted her own talent. Why do you think this is?"

Lu Xingzhou thought for a while: "For love?"

"Smart!" Ren Buren boasted, "Her husband originally wanted her to resign and become a full-time wife. She became a dance teacher because of a compromise. She gave up her career and didn't keep her child. Tell me, she Can you take such a blow?"

"It really can't."

"When her husband asked me to do it, this lady's little face was sallow, and she was about to go," Ren Buren said, "So I didn't hesitate to reveal the secret..."

"You helped her revive the child???" Lu Xingzhou suddenly raised his voice, "Are you crazy? Are you not afraid of being backlashed?"

"Tsk, why are you so impulsive?" Ren Buren clicked his tongue and continued calmly, "I leaked the secret and told her a little story."

Lu Xingzhou had an intuition that this would not be a good story, so he asked dryly, "What little story?"

"I said that her children are actually two gods in the sky, the Mantou Boy and the Pancake Boy, who came down to the world to see the truth, goodness and beauty. Seeing that she is beautiful and kind, they just live in her belly temporarily. She is a dance teacher and teaches everything. The most innocent child, so the two gods have seen enough truth, goodness and beauty early on, so they returned to heaven."

"..."

Lu Xingzhou turned on the hands-free, Ren Buren's unsparing voice came from the phone, and the three of them fell silent.

Can this story fool an adult?

Ren Buren continued: "I also told her that there was a fairy in her belly, she was too full of fairy energy, and she had a lot of stamina. It is difficult for a normal child to bear it, so she probably won't get pregnant again for a while, but As long as you have a kind heart, do good deeds, and let out the immortal energy in your body, you will have your own children one day."

"..."

Ren Buren yelled, "Hey, hey? Why aren't you talking?"

Lu Xingzhou said dumbly, "I don't know what to say."

"Then praise me."

"I can't boast."

Ren Buren was angry: "Damn, I made up such a warm story, and you can't boast it?"

Lu Xingzhou recalled this crappy story, always felt that something was wrong, and pondered for a moment: "Is this lady unable to get pregnant again after a miscarriage?"

"She couldn't conceive before!"

"what?"

Ren Buren: "At that time, I saw that she was mentally abnormal, and she kept talking about her two children. I felt that there was something wrong, so I gave her a divination in private, and found out that this lady has no children in her life. "

"Then how did she get pregnant?"

"Bloating."

"...Fuck you!" Lu Xingzhou said, "What I saw in the villa was a real ghost!"

"Who knows what the hell that is!"

After hanging up the phone, Lu Xingzhou looked at the other two people: "How do you say?"

"I don't think you will have an affair with Senior Ren." Yan Ruyu expressed her opinion solemnly.

"You," Lu Xingzhou said word by word, "Now, copy the party constitution for me, 100 times."

"Damn it! I'm bringing the rhythm for you!" Yan Ruyu wailed, "What if Big Brother thinks you're cheating?"

"Is he free? I'm not a train, what's off the rails?" Lu Xingzhou said with disgust, "You should copy the party constitution."

Shi Yinyu smiled and watched the two people quarreling, of course he would not doubt Lu Xingzhou, if this person is interested in others, why would he be single for thousands of years?

Except for himself, no one else can get into his heart.

"What Ren Buren means is that the former hostess of that villa gave up her career and had a great psychological gap, which led to mental problems," Shi Yinyu said, "She imagined that she was pregnant, and then imagined that she had a miscarriage. She accepted the fact that she couldn't conceive after the stories made up by Buren, so why did she commit suicide seven years later?"

"Pregnant again?" Yan Ruyu guessed.

Lu Xingzhou: "Then you should be happy."

Shi Yinyu smiled and said: "In my opinion, why did she commit suicide again? People should go to reincarnation after death, stay in the yang world, and turn a good house into a haunted house. It is a heinous crime. Just go up and slap it to death."

Lu Xingzhou looked at him helplessly, this guy had too much resentment for not being able to live in the house temporarily.

"Even if there were no ghosts in it, we wouldn't be able to move in today."

Shi Yinyu exclaimed: "Why?"

"Too much dust has accumulated, so I have to ask the housekeeper to clean it up first." Lu Xingzhou explained, "Then take a bath, burn incense, fast, find an auspicious day, and wait for the right time, place and people to move in."

"...Why do I feel that you are lying to me?" Shi Yinyu looked suspicious, thinking that this person would not make up lies to avoid sex life, right?

Lu Xingzhou: "How could I lie to you? I have never lied to anyone in my life!"

"1000 years ago, I hid in a cave, and you came up and said, you promised me to go down the mountain with you, and you didn't lie to me then?"

"..." Lu Xingzhou was silent.

Yan Ruyu looked at them curiously, feeling that her team leader had a strange expression on her face, and asked Shi Yinyu cautiously, "What do you promise if you go down the mountain with him?"

"Promise to stay with me."

"Then the team leader repented?"

"Yes!" Shi Yinyu said aggrievedly, "This old goblin who doesn't talk too much!"

Lu Xingzhou bit the tip of his tongue hard, swallowed the flood of past events that came to his mind, made up his mind, and said to Yan Ruyu, "Help me find a housekeeper who is not afraid of ghosts now."

"what?"

"Move today." Lu Xingzhou made a decision.

Yan Ruyu found an aunt who is known as the Queen of Housekeeping in Baiye City. It is said that the floor she cleaned would cause flies to split their fingers when they landed. Instead, a thin film of water forms.

The queen arrived quickly, she was white and fat, just like the wholesale ones in the vegetable market.Before entering the door, Yan Ruyu asked cautiously: "Aren't you afraid of ghosts?"

"Now we all share the same breath and share the same destiny. What kind of people, ghosts and demons, are already a community of destiny, so are they still afraid of ghosts?" The queen smiled heartily, patted her chest and said, "Auntie, I talk and laugh with evil ghosts..."

Yan Ruyu opened the door.

Two pale-faced little ghosts stood at the door.

"My mother!!!!" The queen jumped three feet high, riding on Yan Ruyu's body like a monkey.