Male Fifth He Lives on Spoilers [Transmigration Book]

Shi Le was stunned, thinking he had an auditory hallucination, Xiao Zhi saw his unbelievable expression, didn't know whether it was trickery or seriousness, and said the word "Shuangxiu" clearly and clearly again.

"Are you serious?" Shi Le opened his eyes, looking at Xiao Zhi inexplicably through the dancing firelight.

"Double cultivation can get twice the result with half the effort."

Xiao Zhi turned his face to the side, Shi Le couldn't see his expression clearly, and continued to toss and roll on the muddy ground with the branch in his hand. After a moment of silence, he said seriously, "Although that's the case, I don't agree."

"..."

"This kind of thing, go to your mother."

Shi Le firmly grasped the branch in his hand, and threw it hard at Xiao Zhi's face. Naturally, this little trick couldn't trouble him. Xiao Zhi grabbed the branch calmly, and Shi Le struck him with another spiritual flow. Xiao Zhi tilted his head to avoid it with ease, and frowned slightly, "Why are you so irritable?"

"Go, let's fight."

"I won't fight you."

"You said this, didn't you just want to fight?"

Xiao Zhi bit his lip inadvertently, "This is your duty, whether you agree or not—"

"It's up to me, isn't it?" Shi Le cut off his words and smiled wryly.

"You just understand."

Shi Le raised her eyes, and looked deeply at Xiao Zhi, "Master Xiao, even if you are in a hurry, you will jump over the wall."

"..."

"Forget it, you won't understand even if you say it."

"..."

"I've already explained to you that I don't accept the matter of dual cultivation. If you force me, I don't know what I can do."

After saying that, Shi Le didn't say anything, Xiao Zhi also shut up, Shi Le looked at his gloomy face, and felt that this guy must be trying to figure out how to deal with him.

But so what?It's really impossible to die, and thinking about it, he felt that he was so fucking chaste.

On the way back, the two of them didn't say a word, and when they reached the gate of the palace, Qiu Jue came out anxiously, "Brother Shi, you've been out with Young Master Xiao all day, I'm so worried..."

Seeing Xiao Zhi's ugly face, and Shi Le's even more ugly, Qiu Jue stopped talking.

What happened to these two?

"I'm fine," Shi Le forced a smile, "Where's Daoist Ye?"

"He came back earlier and heard that you went out with Mr. Xiao for a day, so he didn't feel relieved to look for it."

Xiao Zhi said coldly, "Don't worry?"

Qiu Jue looked at Xiao Zhi with helpless eyes, didn't you ask the question knowingly, and Xiao Zhi added the knife again, "He is not qualified."

Shi Le was too lazy to worry about what he said, and only said in a low voice, "Maybe I missed it on the way back."

"Then I'll go find him again." Qiu Jue volunteered. He felt that the atmosphere between the two of them was weird tonight, and wanted to find a reason to leave.

But Shi Le didn't want to be alone with Xiao Zhi, so she said firmly, "I'll go."

After a pause, he said, "Young Master Xiao, don't follow me."

When the words Xiao Gongzi came out of Shi Le's mouth, it was really harsh.

"..." Xiao Zhi's face turned pale, but he didn't say much, he flung his sleeves and went back to his room.

So the two broke up unhappy, and they didn't say a word to each other during dinner. Qiu Jue had never seen Shi Le like this before, and after the meal, he approached Shi Le cautiously and asked, "Brother Shi, what happened to you and Young Master Xiao?"

After all, when Xiao Zhi fed him poison before, he might not have been so cold-faced.

Shi Le pursed her lips, lowered her voice and said bitterly, "This guy has grown up and wants to fuck me."

"……what?"

"Don't get me wrong, the kind of double cultivation."

Qiu Jue looked like he didn't believe it, and hesitated to ask, "Brother, how... how would you respond?"

Shi Le gave him a strange look, "Naturally he refuses."

"But... can Mr. Xiao give up?"

"Never mind him, I can't keep up with this thing."

Qiu Jue bit her lip, and said tentatively, "Then... what if the other party is Daoist Ye?"

"What nonsense are you talking about..." Shi Le raised his forehead and twitched the corners of his lips, "I'm not interested in boys."

At this point, Qiu Jue wisely stopped asking further questions. When he got this answer, he didn't know whether he should be happy for himself or sad for Ye Zhixing.

Xiao Zhi Shi Le had been in such a cold war for two days, causing everyone to be in an unprecedented low pressure. Only then did Qiu Jue realize that the usual relaxed atmosphere was due to Shi Le and Xiao Zhi's bickering.

On the third night, when Shi Le was about to fall asleep, he heard a knock on the door. Shi Le hesitated for a moment, but Xiao Zhi said to himself outside the door, "Shi Le, let's talk about dual cultivation."

"..." Good guy, the voice is really loud, I'm afraid Qiujue Ye Zhixing could hear it clearly, and Shi Lechou's temples were throbbing.

"I'm in."

"..." Shi Le was speechless, his lines were too bad to accept.

With a bang, the old wooden door was pushed open, Xiao Zhi closed the door smoothly, and the two looked at each other across the moonlight, it was Shi Le who said first, "I said it, it's impossible."

Xiao Zhi was rare, he didn't put on the defiant attitude of the past, but said in a patient tone, "Okay, I won't force you."

Unexpectedly, the other party's attitude was so gentle, Shi Le was a little surprised, but in contrast, he seemed to be the one who made a big fuss.

"I'll wait." Xiao Zhi added another sentence, his voice was very soft but very determined.

"Wait?"

"Well, wait until the day you voluntarily practice dual cultivation with me."

Shi Le moved her lips in disbelief, and finally twitched the corners of her lips in a funny way, "Dream."

"Well, dreaming." Saying so, Xiao Zhi picked up Shi Le's waist and pushed him into the quilt unexpectedly.

"What are you doing, hello..." There was a trace of panic in Shi Le's eyes, and Xiao Zhi suppressed him when he wanted to get up.

The corners of Xiao Zhi's lips curled up slightly, "You said, dreaming, how can you dream if you don't fall asleep?"

"..."

"Shuangxiu can wait, warming the bed, no."

Shi Le was really impatient, "It's not cold today, why warm the bed?"

Xiao Zhi remained calm, "Don't make trouble, be quiet."

...Who made trouble?

"I'm sleepy, I'm asleep." Xiao Zhi got into Shi Le's quilt as a matter of course, and put his arms around his waist, wrapping him in his arms.

Shi Le struggled for a while, but to no avail, Xiao Zhi whispered in his ear, "Sleep."

Shi Le gave up struggling and used words to disgust him, "I said, Xiao Zhi, don't you really like me?"

"How am I?"

As soon as Xiao Zhi spoke, the hot breath he exhaled wrapped around Shi Le's neck, making him unable to stand the shock.

"For me, stalker." Shi Le picked out the most disgusting words to say, and would not give up until the other party was disgusted.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Zhi didn't react too much, he just squeezed the other person's waist with a little force, and his voice was extremely low and cold, "Shi Le, don't think about these things, you are my attendant, you are quite Everything about you is mine, including your life and death."

His voice was like a poisonous snake's letter swimming up, Shi Le seemed to be hit by someone, and his body was slightly weak.

"No matter what happens, you must stay by my side."

"Get out, I'm not the Shi Le you know."

"I don't care."

"..."

"Stop messing around, I'm really sleepy after spending these days with you."

Xiao Zhi covered Shi Le's nose with one hand, and the faint fragrance of plants and trees filled the air. Shi Le shook his head and realized that something was wrong. When he thought about holding his breath, his mind became chaotic, and his eyes darkened and he fell into a deep sleep.

Xiao Zhi pulled him into his arms again, no matter how hard he hugged him, he didn't feel tight enough, he was really possessed.

The next day, Shi Le woke up in the bright light of the sky. He was about to stretch comfortably after a good night's sleep when he suddenly thought of... before going to bed last night... Xiao Zhi, who had been clamoring for double cultivation, seemed to be lying. in his bed

But now he is the only one on the couch... Maybe it's just that he was too sleepy and had hallucinations?He glanced at the pillow beside him suspiciously, it was finished, and there were clear traces of people sleeping on it.

Shi Le panicked, thinking about the turmoil of the double cultivation cold war in the past few days, she hurriedly touched her waist, abdomen and between her legs in a shameful and flustered manner, to confirm that there was nothing wrong or strange, and then he was slightly relieved.

It is said that a man will be very painful after being raped by a man. In the crispy skin duck article, he is so miserable that he faints and cannot get out of bed for seven or eight days. If he is so intact, he must not lose his body.

Just when he was about to get out of bed to dress and wash, there was a knock on the door, and Qiu Jue cautiously said through the door, "Brother Shi, are you alright?"

Shi Le was surprised, what's the matter with me?The answer seemed a little hesitant, "It's okay..."

"Then I came in?"

Shi Le felt that Qiu Jue was very strange today, so she came in without knowing why.

I saw Qiu Jue pushed open the door, and Lian came in with a big bucket of hot water, yes, a big bucket of steaming bath water that smelled like herbs.

"... What are you doing?"

Qiu Jue blinked, "Brother Shi, don't you need to clean it up?"

"Clean up what?"

Qiu Jue pursed her lips, her face flushed suddenly, but she said nothing.

In an instant, Shi Le understood everything.He thought, Xiao Zhi stayed in his room for the whole night last night, and he must have walked out of his room in a big way today, and he and Qiu Jue had previously talked about Xiao Zhi's desire to cultivate...

Brain pain.

"Jueer, you misunderstood..."

"Brother Shi, I understand..." Qiu Jue's voice gradually dropped, trying to hide his embarrassment. "I also made some ointment, which may be useful."

Shi Le raised his forehead, "What do you know?"

"..."

"Xiao Zhi and I, nothing happened."

"Really?" Qiu Jue looked at him suspiciously.

"..."

"Then... at that time, brother should get up early to take a bath, and he will be more energetic."

"It's okay..." Shi Le felt that since Qiu Jue had already prepared it, it wouldn't be a waste to waste it, and then asked again, "Who asked you to prepare this hot water?"

"Young Master Xiao."

Shi Le was dizzy with anger, and cursed, "He's a jerk."

After taking a bath, the sun was already high, Shi Le went out of the house with ease, Qiu Jue had already set up lunch, it was the hare that Ye Zhixing hunted in the morning, and it was roasting until it was fragrant and filled the plate.

Shi Le was surprised. This was the first time Ye Zhixing took the initiative to hunt and kill animals. What stimulated the hero?

Before he could think it over clearly, Xiao Zhi took the time to ask, "Did you sleep well last night?"

"Very good, thank you for the bath water in the morning."

"You're welcome." Xiao Zhi answered with ease, in a calm manner.

The corner of Shi Le's mouth twitched, wishing he could lift the chair at hand and slap this guy's face.

But since that day, the two of Xiao Zhishi and Le have returned to their original state. They dislike each other and occasionally fight, but it is the source of excitement. The noise also makes everyone's days waiting for Yu Takiling not so boring.

Of course, Ye Zhixing was not included in this group of people.