[Comprehensive Manga] Live with a smile

On Monday, May [-]nd, the time has officially entered August, and the weather is getting hotter.

Xi Ji yawned and adjusted the time on his watch to his own time in May. Looking at the clear sky outside the window, he unconsciously began to be in a daze.

The co-op of the Teiguang Basketball Club will last for a week, and Xi Ji, who slipped away early, is too embarrassed to go back and hang out with them.And after the last time I lost love with Seijuro at Natsume's place, if I continued to stay there, maybe that magical brother would notice what happened to her and Kuroko.If you come to ask her again at that time, it may only make it more embarrassing.

If there was no such thing as Heizi, Yuki would have prepared a set of scripts for Kise to help facilitate the relationship between him and the girl named Mogami Kyoko.

Ahhh, thinking of Heizi makes my head hurt again.There is no way to treat him as a normal friend. When I think of him, I think of what happened in those two nights. Wouldn't it be better not to go to the basketball club in the future?

While thinking, Xi Ji accidentally scratched all the hair on one head, and even the bandages on her arms were somewhat scattered, so she had to take off all the bandages on her arm and wrap them again.

Alas, it is not good that the recovery power is greatly reduced without the blood of the vampire.Originally, I thought it would be better the next day, so I was so unscrupulous, but the next day I saw the wound was still so hideous, so I had to dig out iodine and medical bandages and tie it up first.Xi Ji herself didn't expect that she would waste bandages like Dazai one day, it seems that she can't just laugh at Dazai in the future, tsk.

Wiping the blood from the fruit knife on the table, and carefully disposing of the excess paper towels, Xi Ji nodded after making sure that the room looked the same as usual.

Oh yes there is another place.

Xi Ji lifted the tablecloth on the desk, looked at the dense and messy venting scratches carved on it with a knife, and broke out in a few drops of cold sweat.Calm down and think about how scary it is to be yourself when your emotions are out of control. Fortunately, no one else noticed what was wrong with you.Then she reached out and stroked the table lightly, and the surface of the table became smooth and complete again.This illusion can last for two days, preventing the servants from finding anything wrong when they come to clean.

Touching the smooth and flat wooden tabletop, and knowing that this tactile sensation is just an illusion, Xi Ji couldn't help admiring Muke again.

What she is best at is to mix the real with the fake, almost completely abolishing mental attacks.But Muku is obviously an all-around player, invincible in illusion, even against the fog-attribute Rainbow Son, he will definitely win a big victory.

Then the question arises, why does such a big guy have no stomach?

Thinking of the last quarrel with Mu, Xi Ji couldn't figure out how the two of them quarreled, so she didn't plan to apologize first, and just waited for Mu to come back to her when she remembered.If Muku is really obsessed with Pengo Lie like this...then their fate may end here.

emmmm, so it's not her fault, why should she apologize first!

"Ranbu, I'm here to play with you!"

Pushing the door open with a bang, Xi Ji rushed into the office with the usual bright smile on his face.

Still squatting on his swivel chair as usual, he glanced at her in a concave shape, and replied dryly: "If you can't find friends to play with, don't come to me."

"Goosh! As expected of Mr. Ranpo, isn't this kind of place too sensitive?" If it wasn't because Hana Serinuma was busy with Natsu Comi, Chio Mitani was busy with the online game anniversary ranking match, Kashima Yu was a A lot of girls are dating, Miyazono Kaoru has returned to Ikebukuro to learn the violin, Momoi is still in the dormitory, Celty still has a job, Yuki really doesn't want to come to the detective agency, after all, there is a Dazai here, which makes Yuki feel very much discomfort.

Of course, another main reason is that Lily still hasn't responded to her messages, and Mukuro still doesn't know what he is doing and refuses to come back to her.

Having said that, Luanbu took out a pack of yam tablets from the cabinet and opened it, and asked, "And then, do you have any plans when you come here?"

"If I have a plan, do I still want to come and play with you?"

"Are you getting more and more careless?"

Behind Dazai was putting his arms around Atsushi's shoulders, pointing in the direction of Xi Ji and Ranbu with a smile, and said, "You see, the more familiar the relationship is, the more unscrupulous the attitude will be."

"Shut up, you human-shaped garbage, don't just teach Dundun strange things!" Xi Ji turned around and roared, then suddenly remembered, clapped his hands and said: "Yeah, why don't we play Dazai? "

Dun:? !

Luanbu ate this piece of yam in one bite, clapped his hands excitedly and said: "Well, this proposal is good, let's play Dazai today!"

Then the two looked at Dazai and Atsushi who were on the sofa.

"Um, Mr. Dazai, if I heard correctly..." Atsushi, who was covered in goosebumps from the sight of the two, hurriedly pushed Dazai beside him in a cold sweat.

Dazai's face remained unchanged, and he patted Atsushi on the shoulder with a still smile on his face and said, "What are you talking about, today's game is that you will be called Dazai from now on, okay?"

Dun:? ? ?

On the other side, Xi Ji and Ranbu were ready to go. They took out a lot of marker pens and colored tape from under the desk, and walked towards the sofa with a smile on their faces.As he approached, Xi Ji asked Dun with a coaxing smile: "How about it, Dun Dun. If you don't want to be tricked, you can play the most idiotic person you have ever met, okay?"

Inspired by Xi Ji's terrifying smile, Atsushi's eyes wandered around, not daring to look in Dazai's direction, and he said stiffly, "Then...'Ah, I don't know where there is a quick and painless way to commit suicide , preferably free 'so...'

"Good boy." Xi Ji smiled even more, patted Atsushi on the shoulder, and looked back at Dazai who was sitting beside him.

Dazai couldn't see any change in expression at all, so he clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Oh, this joke is really funny, and the acting is very good, Mr. Dazai?"

"Wait a minute, Mr. Dazai, have you become me now?!" Dun said in a daze.

Kunikida, who was busy with today's work, looked up after confirming the schedule, pushed down his glasses and asked, "Since you want to do this, then you can do all the work in Aton today." A large stack of papers was pulled out from under the table and slammed on the table.

Looking at the terrible weight, Dun couldn't help but start to sweat again.

It's definitely not just his share, 90.00% is the backlog of work that Mr. Dazai has accumulated before!

"Well...then I will be Xi Ji today, Xi Ji, you will be the Dazai today!" As he said, Dazai stood up and took off his long trench coat, turned around and came to Xi Ji's back, and put the trench coat on Xi Ji body.

Yuki, who was pulling the windbreaker to prevent it from falling, looked back at the tight shirt and black vest that Dazai was wearing, and blurted out: "Aren't you hot with the bandages wrapped inside?" It's already August, Yokohama In a sense, places near the sea are even hotter!

Dazai shrugged, grabbed Xi Ji's hand and rolled up his sleeves, saying, "Anyway, you are also wrapped in bandages today, so you just come to play me!"

Looking at the bandage on his arm, Xi Ji remembered the flag he had set up before going out in the morning, and never expected that it would be realized so quickly.She could only sigh, rolled down her sleeves helplessly, and said, "Okay, then I'll play Dazai today."

"Ah, who shall I play today?" Ranbu pointed to himself and asked, "Are you going to play Dun? I don't want to go to work!"

"Uh, wait a minute." Atsushi stopped Kyoka, who was reading next to him, about to stand up, and tried to ask the three people he couldn't keep up with the rhythm: "Didn't the topic just now say that we were going to play Mr. Dazai? How to dance?" here?"

When Xi Ji heard this, he stopped braiding Dazai, and said with a horrified expression: "God, you actually want to play with me? Tanizaki, you are so insane!"

Tanizaki & Atsushi: ? ? ?

Tanizaki, who was honestly sorting out the information but suddenly lay down on his gun, raised his hand weakly: "Does this matter have something to do with me?"

"If my brother is Atsushi, then I want the role of Kyoka!" Naomi, who has no pressure to keep up with the rhythm, hugged Tanizaki, and quietly put her hand into Tanizaki's clothes to draw circles and said: "Then today I My brother and my brother are boyfriend and girlfriend now, hehehe~"

"Wait, I don't have that kind of relationship with Xiao Jinghua...uh." Dun coldly sweated and looked back at Jinghua who was pulling his belt tail behind him, his eyes were shining, and he didn't know what to say for a while. up.

But if this is the case, what role should Ranpo play?

While tying a bow for Dazai, Xi Ji admired his work with satisfaction, and asked Ranpo, "Why don't you be with Xie Ye today?"

"Eh? It's disgusting, I can't carry such a big machete... Hey, it's dangerous, okay!" Narrowly avoiding the chaotic steps of Xie Ye's machete, he quickly took two steps back, and said very honestly: "And I I think her IQ may not be able to play this detective... Woohoo!"

Yu Xie Ye swung his machete again, and said with a slightly ferocious expression: "I'm really sorry, then you will be the mascot of the detective agency today."

"Ah, this is pretty good!" Luanbu praised.

...wait, doesn't this guy realize he's the mascot? !

Well, in short, the roles are assigned like this, and the performance can officially begin!

Scene [-]: Dunlai Detective Agency goes to work.

The red coat around Tanizaki's waist was replaced by Atsushi's long belt that could be used as a tail. With cold sweat on his face, he pushed the door in and said, "Well, Mr. Dazai seems to be trapped in an iron bucket and can't get out. Can anyone help?" Go save him?"

Xi Ji, who didn't expect this script, was stunned. She coughed quickly, fell on the sofa and shouted: "Come and save me!" While shouting, she was still thinking that Tanizaki had thought so Dazai... No, according to Tanizaki's character, the fact that Dazai was trapped in the iron bucket and couldn't get out should have happened for real.Hey, Dazai is really...

Kunikida, who was dealing with work and struggling so hard that no one dared to assign him a role, raised his head and answered in a very dignified way: "Why do you want to save?"

"Uh, because I'm going to die?" Xi Ji said, not knowing what to do, tilting her head.

"Wouldn't that be nice?"

"That's right, but..."

"Then let's go, and we won't have to waste money on buying bandages in the future." Kunikida finished speaking, and there was no more to say.

Xi Ji: "..."

I always feel how much resentment Kunikida has towards Dazai can be felt from such a few short sentences.By the way, how much hate is Dazai...

Xi Ji, who regretted a little why he wanted to play Dazai, turned his head to look at Dazai on the opposite sofa, and found that he was looking at him with interest. For some reason, Xi Ji felt that he seemed to have an envious expression, which made Xi Ji suddenly A little cowardly.

So she said first, "Oh, isn't this Xiao Xiji, can you come and save me?"

The smile on Dazai’s face was so bright that Xi Ji wondered if he had such a silly face at ordinary times, and he said excitedly: “It’s a good thing that people can live in this world, but if a humanoid cockroach like you dies, it might be able to Better benefit the world, huh?"

Xi Ji: "..."

Wait, wait, does she usually speak like this?By the way, Dazai, are you conscious of being called a cockroach? !

Naomi who was next to the door also came to Tanizaki at this time, hugged Tanizaki's arm, and said with a flushed face: "Brother... Atsushi, the weather is so rare, let's ignore people like Mr. Dazai and go out on a date." OK?"

"Hey, does Xiao Jinghua have this kind of personality?" Dun twitched the corners of his mouth while he was waiting.Jinghua next to him was thinking about this scene.

Tanizaki, who was tightly restrained by his sister, was sweating coldly. He wanted to struggle but found that he couldn't get rid of it at all. He could only laugh and say, "Well, Xiao Jinghua? Don't you have to go to work today?"

"Then I will go with you, no, it should be said that I will go with you forever!" Naomi put her arms around Tanizaki's waist again, with an overly affectionate look.

Don...don he had given up thinking.

Obviously, Naomi didn't think of role-playing at all, she just wanted to take the opportunity to play the role of girlfriend, even if it seems that there is no difference in the way the two of them get along with each other, this pair of siblings is already full of toxicity.

The only problem is that the twinkle in Jing Hua's eyes next to him is getting brighter and brighter, which makes him very uneasy.

Drenched in cold sweat, Tun passed the sofa stiffly, looked sideways at Yuki, and said dryly, "Mr. Dazai, what's wrong with you? Could it be another method of suicide?"

Having no idea what this is, Xi Ji glanced at Dazai who was watching a good show, and decided to blame him, so he said, "Xiao Xi Ji said that staying in an iron bucket like this is good for your health, so he stuffed me in it? "

Kyoka standing next to Atsushi said very calmly: "Since Miss Yuki said it, then there must be no problem. Please continue to work hard, Mr. Dazai. Let's go, Atsu...brother." This title is a bit unnerving Shy, Kyoka imitated Naomi's usual movements and directly locked Atsushi's arm, making him unable to move.

Xi Ji: "..."

It turns out that her popularity in the detective agency is better than she thought?Sure enough, with Dazai as a comparison, no matter how bad a person is, he is still a good person.

Dazai, who seemed to be completely unaware of this, flicked his braid with a bow tie, and said with a bright smile: "Don't worry, as long as Dazai stays here, he is doing everyone a favor. Rico is in pain, you can act a little more painful?"

So are you really trapped? !Sorry Tanizaki, I misunderstood you!

"Ah, can't someone help me?" Deciding to give up thinking about this kind of problem, Xi Ji maintained an upside-down posture, crossed his hands on his chest, and said in a dry tone: "For example, the auspiciousness of the detective agency Lord Wu, you must have figured out my predicament by now, so let someone come save me, right?"

"Where are the offerings?" He swayed the office swivel chair to the side of the sofa and asked Xi Ji, who was looking down at his head on the ground.

Calmly thinking about how Dazai would play tricks at such a time, Xi Ji said in a low voice: "Then I will sacrifice this life to the mascot-sama, okay?"

"No, I hate it, I'm sorry." After speaking, he turned the swivel chair and moved to Dazai at the other end of the sofa, and asked, "Xi Ji, you will definitely save Dazai, why don't you give an offering?"

Xi Ji looked up in bewilderment.Why do you think she will definitely save Dazai?Where does the logic come from? ?

Dazai found a pack of shrimp crackers out of nowhere and was eating. He shook his head, and said with a pretentious tone, "That's annoying, that's Dazai? They won't save a guy who is worse than others. ~"

Xi Ji: "..."

What to do, she really wants to stop acting now and beat Dazai!

"Then there is no other way." He raised a small plastic hammer that also came out of nowhere, and announced, "Then let Dazai fend for himself there! Just remember to send it to the infirmary when you are about to die."

Kyoka on one side began to try to learn Naomi's usual movements, and reached out to touch Atsushi's clothes. After being told by Atsu in a panic not to learn this kind of thing, she looked at Yuki, with an extremely calm expression, and said, "Dazai You are so pitiful, is there no one to save him?"

Xi Ji, who was still looking upside down, can assure you that this scene must have been imposed by Jinghua because she couldn't see Xi Ji's unlucky appearance.In other words, if you really can't stand it, come and save people!

Dun looked at Xi Ji with an apologetic face, and said helplessly: "But the mascot has just pronounced the sentence..."

"That's right, my lord has already pronounced the sentence!" Ranbu said loudly immediately.

"That's impossible."

"There's no way."

I'm sorry, Miss Yuki.Feeling Xi Ji's back-piercing gaze from behind, with tears in his eyes, Dun reluctantly left with Jinghua's arm in his arms.No way, who let Miss Yuki choose the role of Mr. Dazai?

At this time, Xi Ji also chose to give up thinking.Hehe, garbage Dazai.

"Hahahaha I saw that Dazai didn't, this is your fate!" Dazai who was sitting on the opposite sofa laughed wildly, it seemed that he didn't mind at all that Xi Ji was playing his role at this time.

He stood up and moved to Xi Ji's side, looked down at Xi Ji who was rolling his eyes at him, and said in a relaxed tone: "Okay, enough laughing, do you want me to give you a hand?"

Xi Ji was taken aback, and he couldn't figure out what was going on with Dazai playing himself, so he quickly replied with a smile: "If Xiao Xiji is willing to help me, it must be great~ Ah, don't tell me Xi Ji wants to die in love with me? I still prefer a big sister with a better figure?"

Although he said that Dazai had stabbed her before, Xi Ji still couldn't figure out why Dazai came to save her at this time.Will she go to save Dazai?She didn't quite believe it herself.

"Okay, okay, I'm here to save you." As he said, Dazai grabbed Xi Ji's hand and pulled her up.

At the moment when he was pulled up to stand up, Xi Ji always felt that there was something strange about this, and hurriedly shouted: "The first round is over!!"

Hearing this sentence, everyone immediately breathed a sigh of relief. Of course, everyone here mainly refers to Tanizaki and Atsushi.The two girls around them are really stressing them out.

Xi Ji shook off Dazai's hand and paced around a few times, still not understanding why Dazai thought he would save him, so he raised his head and asked the others, "Who rescued Dazai when he was trapped in an iron bucket last time?"

Tun raised his hand and said, "I was the one who saved the day I came to the detective agency."

Oh, I don’t know much about Dazai’s sexuality, it’s a pity that Dazai wasn’t trapped there to death.

After this acting, it seems that he still didn't get everyone's disgust. Dazai shook his body and said boredly: "Oh, it seems that being Xiao Xiji is not that fun. Do you want to kill yourself?"

"Hold that idea of ​​yours, don't carry it out." Xi Ji pressed his forehead helplessly.

I have to say that when Dazai played Yuki, he still got a lot of Yuki's feelings, such as enthusiasm for life and disgust for Dazai...

Dazai looked back at Xi Ji, who was still troubled, and nodded casually: "Well, it's up to you."

"Let me ask you, do you really think that if you ask me for help, I will definitely go to save you?" Xi Ji was very concerned about this question, turned to look at Dazai, frowned and asked: "Or, Do you think I can save you?"

To this question, Dazai shrugged his shoulders, and replied in his usual vague tone: "After all, Xiao Xiji, you can't put other people's lives at risk, right?"

In the end, his tone was light and light, and he didn't know whether he was talking about himself or Xi Ji, but he could barely hear that he seemed to be in a very good mood.

Even though she said so, Xi Ji was still a little unimaginable. She said impatiently: "...then remember to ask for help first, and don't reject all the good intentions and malice of others."

"Okay~"

It may be that after the performance in the middle, Xi Ji always felt very hot when looking at Dazai's braided bow.Even though it was very cute when I tied it myself, why is it so unsightly when it is placed on Dazai's head?

So she took out her mobile phone, pointed the camera at Dazai, and shouted: "Dazai, give me a smile."

Dazai looked back to take a picture, and immediately put his hands on a V on his head to pretend to be a rabbit. In short, he looked silly, and it made people like Yuki who knew Dazai's nature feel a little creepy.

"Xiao Xiji, why are you taking pictures? Do you want to set it as a screen saver? Needless to say, I will definitely cooperate with you."

"...Send it to Mr. Zhongyuan."

"...It's too much, Xiao Xiji."

The author has something to say: no good, no fever, but inflammation.

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