[Zongyingmi] Accidentally fell asleep

Martha took off her tights and changed into something looser, which made her feel much more comfortable.

She felt a burst of hunger in her stomach, and she couldn't help rubbing her stomach, "Ah, I'm so hungry, I really want to eat Tomato Cheese Burger King! But I have no money, but I really want to eat Tomato Cheese Burger King! But I have no money, but I still want the Keto Cheeseburger King!"

Martha rolled on the ground, muttering all the time.

Really greedy, "he" a carp stood up and jumped up, a cluster of small flames ignited in his eyes, "No, I must eat tomato and cheese Burger King!"

After the words fell, "he" ran out of the apartment and came to the nearest burger restaurant.

After lunch time, there are not many customers in the store, so there is no need to queue up to order food.

Martha leaned on the counter where she ordered food, and winked at the pretty waiter, "Hi, miss. I don't think I've seen you before, are you new here?"

"Uh... I just came here to work for a month." The waiter showed an obvious stiff smile on his face, and pulled a little distance away without any trace.

"Let me just say, such a beautiful young lady, if I had seen you before, I would definitely come here to eat burgers every day." Martha held her chin with one hand and winked at the waiter with her big Kazilan eyes.

To be honest, Martha didn't understand why she would flirt with a woman as a woman, but she just couldn't control her mouth, and when she saw a beautiful young lady, she couldn't help flirting.

"Sir, what would you like to order?" The waiter decided to ignore his sexual/harassment, quickly ordered for him, and asked him to sit down.

"Hmm... let me think about it." Martha stroked her chin, looked at the various burgers on the menu, and fell into distress, "I want a tomato and cheese Burger King set meal. The tomato in the burger should not be skinned or too raw. Add more sugar for me; the cheese should be melted, sticky kind; the beef in it should be seven-year-old; the top loaf of bread should not have sesame seeds, because I hate sesame seeds; and..."

Martha tapped her lips a few times with her index finger, and continued to ask, "Coke needs more gas and less ice, French fries need mustard and honey flavor, and give me more napkins, because I'm going to the toilet after eating."

"..."

The waiter in charge of ordering petrified.

"By the way, at the end, please add a little more of your~love~" After finishing speaking, Martha blew her a kiss.

After a while, the waiter woke up from the shock of seeing a pervert in broad daylight.

"...Okay, I see, you order a tomato and cheese Burger King set, the total is 10 dollars."

"You can taste your love for $10. It's really a bargain." Martha felt in her trouser pocket, only to find that it was empty, not to mention $10, not even a cent.

This is very embarrassing.

Martha slowly withdrew her hand and put on a pose that she thought was very handsome, "I tell you some good news. I forgot to bring my wallet when I went out today. As long as you are willing to pay the bill for me, you can get my body. Of course , only for one night."

Thinking of those embarrassing things, Martha clenched her fists to cover her face and let out a shy laugh.

"..."

The waiter turned his head and yelled to the inside: "Manager, someone is here to eat Bawang's meal!"

"How courageous! Who is it? How dare you come to the hamburger restaurant of the First Iron Fist in Queens to eat the overlord meal?!"

Indistinctly, a strong figure walked out of the back kitchen. It was tall and had no hair on its head. Martha thought it was Dashi Johnson.

Hearing the creaking of the iron fist brother's fist, Martha suddenly felt a dull pain in her ribs, "Listen to me, it's not what this beauty said..."

Before Martha could finish her words, Brother Iron Fist threw a Pegasus Meteor Fist, knocking "him" out of the hamburger restaurant, humming twice in his nostrils, "See if you dare to come to eat Bawang's meal next time!" !"

"Ah..." Martha, who was beaten into the air, groaned in pain, and subconsciously touched her body.

She originally thought that a few bones would definitely be broken this time, but she didn't expect to feel any pain.She lowered her head to look, and there was not a single wound on her body, it was intact, only the clothes were slightly scratched.

Fuck!Deadpool's self-healing ability is too good!

Martha looked left and right on Deadpool, and couldn't help admiring.

After being turned away by the store manager for being unable to eat a tomato cheeseburger, Martha wandered the streets for a while before returning home.

During the period, "he" molested/molested two very beautiful little girls, helped a chubby aunt get her wallet back, and taught a robber who wanted to rob him and a man who followed an eighty-year-old lady Stinking rogue.

After enough trouble, Martha hopped back to the apartment, just in time for May to come home.

"Mr. Wilson? What a coincidence." Mei saw Deadpool and greeted him proactively.

"Yes, yes, what a coincidence."

When she first moved here, Martha was lucky enough to taste Mei's dark cuisine. Although Mei's cooking skills have improved a lot, since then, she still has a great sense of fear for this very beautiful young lady. ...

Compared with the usually enthusiastic Deadpool, Martha's reaction was too indifferent, which immediately caught Mei's attention, "Is Mr. Wilson uncomfortable today? Why does he look listless?"

"Uh..." Martha made an excuse casually, "I haven't gone to the toilet today, and my stomach is suffocating, so my complexion is not very good. Let's not talk, I'll go back to the bathroom first."

Martha, fearing that she would show her feet by talking too much and arouse May's suspicion, left a good-bye and hurried upstairs.

Back home, Martha felt a little sleepy and yawned lazily.

Not knowing how long it would take to get rid of this possessed state, Martha felt more and more sleepy, so she just lay down on the sofa and took a nap for a while.

Although it would be more comfortable to lie down on the bed, she really doesn't want her body to share the bed with Deadpool's body, and she doesn't want to wrong her body to lie on the sofa, so she can only wrong Deadpool's body up.

Martha fell asleep in a daze. When she opened her eyes, she saw Deadpool's face less than ten centimeters away from her. The hole on his head seemed to be magnified ten times. She immediately let out a scream. Yelling, subconsciously kicked Deadpool's balls, trying to push him away.

Seeing Martha's movement, Deadpool immediately backed away and patted his chest, "Huh, fortunately I dodged fast enough, otherwise my sex/blessing for the rest of my life would be ruined on your lap."

Only then did Martha wake up slowly, and yawned, "What are you afraid of, your self-healing ability is so amazing, you can grow a new one in less than 3 minutes."

"That's right!" Deadpool clasped his arms around his chest with air.

It's not that he is boasting, there are not many men like him who are not afraid of being demolished/gunned.He dared to recognize the number one, but no one dared to recognize the second.

Thinking of what stupid things she did with Deadpool's body just now, Martha couldn't help hugging her head and howling, she said in shock, "Oh my God! What stupid things did I do just now!"

What happened to her just now!This is not something she would do at all!Could it be that her soul was assimilated after being put into Deadpool's body? !

The possibility made Martha tremble, hugging her thin self in distress.

If she were to turn into the crazy look of Deadpool all day long, she would rather choose a dog leash.

"Little cat, if you continue to be lazy like this, there is no hope of saving the old bald man!" Deadpool put one hand on his hip, and shook his index finger at Martha with the other.

From the looks of it, Deadpool seems to have completely lost the memory of being controlled by her just now, thinking that she sneaked away to sleep in the middle of her practice.

Martha had mixed feelings in her heart, and she didn't know whether she should tell Deadpool what happened just now.

"Why do you look constipated? Did you eat the luxurious lunch? Do you want me to go to the Tin Dwarf to settle accounts with you?"

Deadpool saw Martha's expression a little strangely, and thought that she had been in a coma for so long before, and couldn't help but worry about her physical condition.

"I am fine."

Martha hesitated, but decided to tell Deadpool the truth.

I thought that Deadpool would be surprised or angry after hearing this, but the first question he asked was how beautiful the lady ordering at the burger restaurant was, and Martha was almost fainted by his anger.

That's right, with Deadpool's character, she shouldn't expect him to follow ordinary routines at all.

Martha rolled her eyes and didn't bother to pay attention to him. She picked up her mobile phone and sent Kuaiyin a text message, asking how the X Academy is doing now.

Kuaiyin seemed to be busy appeasing other people's emotions, and it took a long time to reply to her text message.

Everyone was very surprised by the fact that Martha suddenly joined the Avengers, and most of them couldn't understand, and even felt angry.

The professor's life was at stake, but Martha betrayed the X-Men at this moment and threw herself into the arms of the Avengers. If it weren't for Quicksilver and the calm Storm who were controlling the scene, the other X-Men would have rushed to Queens to beat people .

Kuaiyin didn't expect the other people's reaction to be so intense. From the side, this also shows that they have long regarded Martha as a companion, which is why they have such a strong sense of betrayal.

According to Martha's plan, Kuaiyin kept saying that she had received Iron Man's money, so she betrayed the X-Men and joined the Avengers, but Storm seemed a little puzzled by his words.

Storm has the calmest character and is careful enough.She has known Martha for so long, and she knows Martha's character very well.

Although Martha loves money, she should not be so frantic that she betrays her companions for money.

In addition, a woman's sixth sense told her that there must be something inside.

Storm felt that Kuaiyin's attitude was very strange. I heard from others that when Martha came to visit him yesterday, he happened to meet Deadpool. It is said that Martha betrayed the X-Men.And such a big thing happened, Deadpool hasn't appeared until now, it's very strange.

When no one was around, Storm found Quicksilver and wanted to find out if something happened between him, Martha and Deadpool.

Kuaiyin didn't expect Storm to guess this matter, so he hesitated a few words in desperation, completely exposing the fact that he was lying.

Storm saw that he was showing his feet, and asked again and again, but Kuaiyin couldn't bear to confess all of them.

Storm, who knew the whole plan, was silent for a long time, and finally asked Kuaiyin to send a text message to Martha, expressing that he wanted to chat with her.

After reading the text message, a string of ellipses appeared above Martha's head.

You said, saving Professor X is such an important matter, why did she find two such pig teammates in the first place!

Martha was so regretful that her intestines were green, and all the bold words she had said before were tears shed now.

She couldn't help but slapped her thigh a few times, trying to wake herself up from the pain, and next time keep Kazilan's eyes wide open, don't look for such a pig teammate again.

Deadpool leaned over curiously and looked at Martha's text message, then covered his little mouth in surprise, "Oh, NO! Storm knows about this! What should we do? We're going to sneak into X Academy tonight Shut up?"

"Kill your head!"

The three of them together may not be able to kill Storm!

Martha looked at the phone screen, thought for a long time, gritted her teeth, and finally decided to call Storm.

Fearing that Deadpool would come back and make trouble, Martha first made a silent gesture, and then made a gesture to let him go away.

The disgusted Deadpool snorted, put his hands behind his head, and decided to go downstairs to find Mei for dinner.

After the call was connected, Martha's nerves tensed up.

"Hi, is that Martha?"

"Well, yes." Listen carefully, and you will find a tremor in Martha's voice.

"Pietro told me everything."

"..."

"Everyone has his own destiny, life and death are up to God. Martha, you don't need to take risks for the sake of the professor."

Just as Martha expected, Storm wanted to call her to stop her plan.

"You choose to stop me, but I choose to save the professor. Everyone has their own choice, and I will stick to my own choice."

Martha's willingness to make this call to Storm doesn't mean she's willing to give in.

There was silence on the other end of the phone for a long time, and finally there was a faint sigh, "I really don't have the ability to stop you."

If it were a professor, the current situation would definitely be different.Sure enough, she still doesn't have the ability to lead the X-Men like a professor.

"this is not your fault."

Martha didn't want her to misunderstand, and she didn't want her to be sad about it.

"I understand. Since I can't stop you, I can only wish you good luck." Storm knows Martha's plan, and her own abilities seem to be of no help, but she still has to ask, "Maybe... can I help you with anything?"

Martha pondered for a while, "I would like to trouble you to help a group of Pietro. I am afraid that other X-Men will disagree with this plan if they know about it, which will cause extra problems, so I let Pietro stay in the X Academy to control everyone's emotions .But I think it's going to be a bit difficult for him, maybe you can help him."

"okay, I get it."

Before Storm hung up the phone, Martha hesitated for a moment, but still said what was in her heart, "I want... thank you. Thank you for your willingness to help, and thank you... for not stopping us."

"……You're welcome."

No one knew that after hanging up the phone, Storm showed a wry smile.

After settling the matter with Storm, an angry Martha sent Kuaiyin a text message telling him to come over right away, followed by a long series of exclamation points.

Just as Martha put down her cell phone, the doorbell rang. She looked out through the peephole, and it was Grandma Hui who had just caused trouble for her.

Martha opened the door, and Kuaiyin saw her with a stinking face, laughed dryly, scratched the back of his head and said, "No matter what, it's great that Storm is willing to promise us not to tell this matter."

"Hehe, whose fault do you think this is." Martha imitated him and laughed twice.

Kuaiyin closed his mouth obediently, felt the resentful gaze from Martha, coughed lightly, and immediately changed the subject, "By the way, why didn't you see Wade, isn't he practicing new abilities with you?"

"Don't mention it." Thinking of what happened in the afternoon, Martha wiped her face tiredly, "I have to change my practice object."

Kuaiyin was taken aback, "Why?"

There are only three people in their Overlord's hair growth team. If Deadpool can't be Martha's contact person, wouldn't he be asked to come?But Deadpool's mouth can't stand secrets at all, so we can't let him go to X Academy to help!

Martha pointed to her head and said in a low voice, "He has a problem here. I possessed him this afternoon and did a bunch of stupid things for some reason. I still acted like it was a matter of course. It must have been affected by his physical condition."

Martha was absolutely unwilling to think that every time she practiced her ability, she would become like Deadpool.

"Eh? Wade's body can actually affect your spiritual consciousness?" Kuaiyin also knew about Martha's ability, so he was surprised.

"I didn't expect that either." Martha also regretted in her heart. If she had known earlier, she would not have asked Deadpool to be her training object.

"Speaking of which, why is Wade's mental state like this?" Kuaiyin tilted his head, puzzled.

"It should be related to his ability." Martha is not too clear, "It may be that his body's self-healing speed is too fast, which caused the nerves in his head to go wrong."

"Logan's ability is also self-healing, but he's not like Wade!" Kuaiyin still couldn't understand.

"Logan's self-healing speed should not be as fast as Wade's. Wade was originally an ordinary human being, but he became a superpower after being implanted with a special serum. I guess this serum should be based on Logan's self-healing speed. Healing genetic modification, so Wade's self-healing ability should be stronger than Logan." Martha has not read Marvel's comics, but Deadpool has appeared in Wolverine's independent movie before. There should be more or less a relationship between them.

Kuaiyinbian nodded while listening, probably understood, but not fully understood.

"Then what do you do now? If you don't ask Wade to be your training object, how will you practice new abilities?" Compared with the relationship between Wolverine and Deadpool, Kuaiyin is more concerned about this, after all, it is directly related to the success of this plan or not.

Martha sighed, "I don't know either..."

Maybe she could ask Storm for help?But she just boasted that she didn't need her help, and then called her for help, wouldn't it be too much of a slap in the face?

The two were wondering what to do about this matter, and Deadpool who had dinner at Peter's house just came back.

"Yo, you're here too." Deadpool raised his chin and greeted Kuaiyin.

"Yes. Wade, the next thing... what are you going to do? I mean, do you want to ask Logan to help guide him?" Quicksilver thought that Martha had already told Deadpool about that matter. Having said that, in addition, he was also a little worried about Deadpool's physical condition, so he didn't notice Martha, who was giving him a wink, and said what was in his heart.

"Huh?!" When Deadpool heard that he was asked to learn from Wolverine, he immediately exploded, "Hey, hey, please figure it out! How can my ability be inferior to that stupid wolf? Although in another world He killed me, but in this world, that is absolutely impossible, I am much better than him!"

Kuaiyin didn't expect Wade's reaction to be so violent, "Don't be so excited, I made this suggestion for your own good. We still have to save the professor. Martha must learn to control her new ability as soon as possible."

"Yo, it's as if I really want to be possessed by her. If I have the ability, I will trade it for you!"

Things are not going well recently, and Kuaiyin was not in a good mood, but now that he was choked by Deadpool, Kuaiyin's temper also became angry, "If you can handle the partners of X Academy, we don't have to worry so much now! "

"Who said I can't handle it! I'll show you in minutes!" The thing Deadpool hates the most is being looked down upon.

"Okay! Then tell me, how do you plan to deal with them?" Kuaiyin crossed his arms, waiting for Deadpool to explain his plan to him.

"Ha! At least I won't use your extremely stupid methods!" If it were him, it would be much simpler.

"Stop arguing—!" Martha yelled unbearably, "What good are we here in the den! Can we save the professor! Or can we solve all the problems?!"

"Ding-dong-"

The sudden ringing of the doorbell cooled down the heated atmosphere and made it a little awkward.

"Here we come!" Martha opened the door with angry steps, "Who is it?!"

Peter outside the door looked embarrassed, and handed the black pistol/gun in his hand to Martha, "Uh... I think Mr. Wade accidentally slipped it into our house just now. I just heard him say that he would come Looking for you, I don't know if he is there?"

Deadpool touched his crotch / crotch, and the pistol / gun that was originally placed there was gone, "Oh! My gun!"

Deadpool ran to the door, took the pistol/gun from Peter, wiped it carefully for confirmation, and stuffed it back into his pants/crotch.

Martha: "..."

Fortunately, she didn't touch it just now.

Peter's expression changed, he looked down at his hands, and quietly rubbed them on his pants, "That... I'll go back first, goodbye."

"Wait a minute!" Martha pressed his shoulders to prevent him from leaving, and turned to Quicksilver and Deadpool, "Comrades, our plan... seems to have been exposed."

A drop of cold sweat fell on Peter's forehead, and he quickly turned around to promise, "I, I won't say anything!"

"Look, he really knows." The three gradually approached Peter. Poor Peter was like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered. He was forced to back up step by step, until his back hit the railing of the corridor, and he realized that he had no way out. retreat.

"Brothers, go! For our great cause, we must not let others know our secret!"

Deadpool and Quicksilver responded loudly, exchanged glances, grabbed Peter's arm tacitly, and brought him into Martha's house.

"Let me go! Let me go!" Peter kept struggling, trying to escape from the clutches of the three, but it was a pity that both Deadpool and Quicksilver were mutants with great abilities, so it was not so easy for him to break free.

Martha in the rear locked the door mercilessly, and signaled Deadpool with her eyes to put Peter on a chair and tie him up.

Poor Peter was tied up by Deadpool and couldn't move. Kuaiyin casually picked up a piece of clothing and stuffed it into his mouth, making him speechless, "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

Martha walked up to Peter slowly, patted him on the shoulder, and said in a earnest tone, "My child, from the first time I saw you, I knew that you have strange bones and extraordinary talents. You will achieve a great career. I have never told you this before, but I hope you can accept the tempering of this world, experience the tempering of society, and grow up slowly."

After a pause, Martha suddenly grabbed Peter's shoulders tightly, causing his pupils to widen in fright.

"Now, the time has finally come!"