[Zongyingmi] Accidentally fell asleep

After a heated discussion, after Deadpool pulled out a 40-meter long knife countless times to stab Kuaiyin to death, but was dodged by him every time, the three-person team decided to officially name it as the Overlord Hair Growth Squad.

That being said, in fact, Deadpool and Quicksilver have been busy fighting in the back, and the name is basically decided by Martha herself.

It was just a simple meeting, and Martha deeply felt how difficult the professor's daily life was, and she couldn't help admiring him again.

The Holy Father of Chicken Soup, the leader of the mutants, his endurance is really unmatched by others, she is so impressed

If she had been facing this group of people every day, she would have gone crazy.

Before leaving X Academy, Martha specially told Kuaiyin not to tell this matter.

Kuaiyin was very puzzled by this, "Why? If Hank and the others knew that there was a way to save the professor, they would definitely come to help."

"I just don't want them to participate in this plan." Martha had her own considerations, "This is a confidential plan, and we don't need too many people to participate, just the three elites."

Doctor Strange is a member of the Avengers. If the plan is accidentally revealed, their position will become very awkward. The Avengers may become an enemy of them. Considering the friendship of the old allies, it is better not to put too much X-war It's better if the police get involved.

Besides, Storm and Hank have to take care of Professor X, so they can't bother them with everything.

When Deadpool and Kuaiyin heard the word "elite", their eyes lit up immediately, and they agreed with Martha's words very much, "Indeed, such an important task can be done by a small number of elites, and there is no need to work hard."

"Yes, so you all remember it well, and don't tell anyone else about this matter." Martha was worried and reminded again.

"Don't worry, we won't tell anyone else." Kuaiyin patted his chest and promised.

Afterwards, Martha and Deadpool head back to their apartment in Queens.

Halfway, Martha's stomach was rumbling with hunger, and she remembered that she hadn't eaten all day.

She had been in a coma for two weeks, so the food at home probably went bad.Before going home, go to the convenience store.

Queens is not very safe after nightfall, and Deadpool is not at ease wandering the streets by herself.Anyway, the convenience store is not far from the apartment, so he might as well accompany Martha for a walk.

The two came to the convenience store at the corner of the street. Deadpool originally thought that Martha was going in, but who knew that she suddenly turned and walked into the dark alley next to the convenience store.

Deadpool was stunned, followed her pace, and asked inexplicably, "Didn't you go to the convenience store? What are you doing here?"

"Looking for something to eat."

"Looking for something to eat?" Deadpool looked around the dark alley, but there were no shops at all.

"correct."

Finding the back door of the convenience store, there was a cardboard box there. Martha opened it, and saw a few scattered breads of various styles inside.

Martha picked up the bread one by one, took a rough look at it with the light of the phone, then took them all into her arms, turned her head and said to Deadpool, "Hey, I'm so unlucky today, I don't even have expired lunch boxes, only a few breads left. "

She handed Deadpool one of the buns and asked, "Do you want some?"

Deadpool took the bread and glanced at it. The expiration date was just yesterday, and he was speechless, "...this bread has expired."

"It's only expired for one day, it's fine, it won't kill you if you eat it."

Martha went to the streetlight at the entrance of the alley, sat down casually in front of a closed shop, opened the packaging bag, and ate voraciously.

When she was poorer, she often came here to pick up expired bread that was not wanted by others, and when she was lucky, she would also have bento or sandwiches.

Deadpool who had nothing to say looked down at the bread in his hand, walked up to her and sat down.

He watched Martha eating the bread, and suddenly felt that he was living happily.

"You... just eat this?"

Martha saw a hint of pity in his eyes, and almost choked, "Hey, what do you mean by that look?!"

"It's not interesting." Deadpool returned the bread to Martha, looked at the night sky with bright moon, and suddenly felt, "It's really not easy to live!"

"..."

She just ate a piece of expired bread, is it necessary to do this!It's not like looking for food in the trash can!

If it weren't for being poor and white, who would want to live such a life.

Speaking of which, she hasn't settled with someone yet!

Martha narrowed her eyes sharply, and Deadpool suddenly felt a chill coming from behind, and moved a little away without any trace.

"Why do you look at me like this? Fascinated by my suaveness?"

"Bah!" Martha spat, and began to settle accounts with him, "You still have the face to say it, let me ask you, where did you go after fighting Magneto that day?"

"What nonsense are you asking, of course you are back."

"Hehe. What about after you come back?"

"After I come back... I will go home." Deadpool didn't understand what Martha wanted to ask, and was at a loss.

"You fucking completely forgot about our insurance on the house!" Martha yelled out.

Deadpool was stunned for a moment, opened his eyes wide, and blurted out, "Damn!"

No wonder he felt as if he had forgotten something important after returning home that day. It turned out to be a matter of insurance!

Martha had an expression of hating iron and steel, she had calculated everything, but she never thought that Deadpool was a pig teammate!

Deadpool jumped up and said to Martha, "Go!"

"Where?"

"Then there's no need to ask, of course I'm going back to smash the house!" Deadpool said as a matter of course.

"..."

Really, how could she choose Deadpool as a pig teammate to cooperate with, and she was full of hope that he could let Loki or Magneto tear down the house, and she could make a fortune in silence...

"Don't worry, we bought accident insurance. You are going to smash the house now. It's obviously a fraudulent insurance, so the insurance company won't pay you." Martha stuffed a bite of bread into her mouth resentfully. As if he was biting Deadpool.

"We wear a mask and change our clothes, who can recognize it!" Deadpool said with his hands on his hips.

Although he didn't work hard like Martha, he also invested a lot of money in the insurance.

"Wade." Martha put down the bread in her hand, gave Deadpool a thumbs up, and her eyes came back to life, "You are really a genius!"

"Isn't it, hahahahaha!"

It really pissed him off, so let's get on his hips for a while.

"Let's go, let's change clothes!" Martha also came to fight, and excitedly dragged Deadpool to work.

Martha has no money, and Deadpool has no money, so buying clothes is out of the question.

Deadpool used to be a mercenary, and he also did robbery/robbery and murder, and he was quite handy in doing this.

The moon was dark and the wind was high, and Deadpool took Martha into action.

They followed two punks wandering the streets, and the punks were also looking for prey, without realizing that they were being followed.

Taking advantage of the two people not paying attention, Deadpool skillfully dragged them into the dark alley, and knocked them out neatly with two hand knives.

Martha stripped their clothes and wallets and went to the store to buy two masks and spray paint.

After all the crime tools were prepared, Martha and Deadpool put on the clothes of the two punks and sneaked into the apartment.

"Remember, you must first check whether there are people nearby who set fire to the house, and remember to spray the paint." Martha handed the spray paint she just bought to Deadpool.

Her plan was like this, she was in charge of the wind, and the dead servant went upstairs and set fire to the house, and when the fire was almost done, he went to put out the fire, and then sprayed the words "If you owe money and don't pay it back, burn the house and kill people", Pretending to be the unlucky guy who got the wrong house from a loan shark.

In this way, they have an excuse to make the insurance company lose money!

"OK."

The two were just about to split up, but they didn't expect to meet Peter who was throwing garbage downstairs.

Deadpool and Martha panicked a bit, but they felt relieved when they thought of their perfect disguise.

"Hey, Miss Martha, why did you come back with Wade?" Peter recognized the two at a glance, and seeing that their clothes were completely different from usual, he couldn't help being curious, "Why are you dressed like this? You just attended the Are you back from the drag party?"

"Uh……"

That's embarrassing.It is said that they have covered their faces, why can Peter still recognize them? !

Because of Peter's appearance, Martha and Deadpool had to suspend their plan, and just found a reason to fool Peter.

Fortunately, Peter was simple-minded and didn't get suspicious, so he chatted with them and went home.

After Peter returned home, Deadpool wanted to continue his plan, but was stopped by Martha.

Martha didn't forget that they were going to steal Dr. Strange's gems to save the professor. If this matter got bigger, it would definitely attract attention.

At such a juncture, it is not appropriate to cause extra problems. After thinking about it, Martha decided to postpone the plan to burn down the house.

Deadpool was a little unhappy about this, and after mumbling for a while, he finally agreed to Martha's proposal.

Martha breathed a sigh of relief.

Although Deadpool usually calls the professor an old bald man regardless of age, he still cares about the professor very much in his heart, otherwise he would not agree to join her and Kuaiyin's rescue plan without saying a word.

After dealing with Deadpool, Martha returned home, and suddenly remembered that she had been in a coma for so many days, and the novel had not been updated. The readers must have been waiting anxiously, so she turned on the computer and planned to leave a leave note for the readers.

She opened Jinjiang's website, but found that she could not log in to the author interface.

"Huh? What's going on?" Martha couldn't help but frowned because she still couldn't log in after several operations.

Jin Jiang often smokes once every three days and once every five days, and she is also used to the server getting wind from time to time.But this time it's really too much. I can't even log in to the author's background. Can this broken website still do business?

After waking up today, after receiving a bunch of bad news, she was already in a bad mood, but now that even this broken website came to join in the fun, Martha was furious.

She opened the Jinjiang forum, and was about to post a post to diss the Jinjiang server, but she didn't expect the forum to be blown up because of this incident.

Martha looked at the first page of the post, and was a little surprised that there was such a big fuss this time.

She opened one of the posts, and after reading the content of the main building, she was so shocked that her eyeballs almost fell out——

Jin Jiang's headquarters is in Gotham. Because of the attack of Rocky and Magneto last time, it was blown up to the point that not even the tiles were left!

The boss of Jinjiang is missing, and several editors haven't even received their salary last month, and they don't know what to do now, let alone these authors, whose manuscript fees are all held up on the website, and I don't know when they will be able to raise their salary. come out.

Martha was stunned by the news, and quickly looked at the date, trying to make sure that today was April Fool's Day.

Since she woke up, bad things happened one after another.First, the professor was seriously ill, then the insurance money was wasted, and now even Jinjiang has been bombed, God is going to kill her!

Martha began to think deeply about life.

The professor gave her all the salary before to buy insurance, but now the insurance has not paid, and Jinjiang's manuscript fee can't be paid out... Simply put, she is now really poor with nothing.

Martha really wanted to lie down in her coffin suit and never get up.

This wicked capitalist society! ! !

Thinking about it, life still has to be faced.Besides, she left the battle suit at Batman's house, and now it's impossible to lie in it and bury herself.

Alas, poor...

There is no coffin to lie on, so I have to lie on the bed.The desperate Martha lay on the bed, looking at the bright moonlight outside the window, she couldn't help praying silently.

I really hope that when I wake up tomorrow morning, the quilt covering her body will turn into white dollars.

Martha gathered the quilt on her body and decided to go to bed early, maybe in her dream, she would become a billionaire.

Waking up the next day, the first thing Martha did after opening her eyes was to look down at the quilt on her body.

Unfortunately, her dream last night did not come true.

The quilt is still the same quilt, and it has not turned into white dollars.

Martha got up with a heavy sigh.

After a simple grooming, Martha was thinking about which convenience store would still have expired bread to fill her hunger, when the cell phone in her pocket suddenly rang.

The author has something to say: Martha: Professor, you are not here, I am living a miserable life!

[BGM: Xiaobaicai, Dilihuang, two or three years old, dead mother...]

Professor: zzz...