[Zongyingmi] Accidentally fell asleep

Martha was sitting in the lobby of the Wayne mansion, while tasting the legendary noble black tea, while silently looking at this luxurious mansion.

Tsk tsk, evil rich man!Look at this side hall, which is bigger than her home; this sofa is softer than her bed; this clean floor is more reflective than her home mirror.

As expected of the richest man in Gotham, the whole house exudes the fragrance of a rich man.

As soon as Martha finished sighing, Ah Fu led Bruce to the living room and introduced the two to each other, "Master, this is Miss Martha; this is my master, Bruce Wayne."

"Hello, Mr. Wayne." Martha quickly put down her teacup, and greeted him with her hand.

When shaking hands, Martha noticed that his collar was a bit messy, and the suit jacket that should have been a suit was not on.

I don't know if he just put on his clothes or just halfway through.

Bruce Wayne was famous, and Martha couldn't help secretly guessing whether her arrival had accidentally spoiled someone's good deed.

A trace of surprise flashed across Bruce's face, he frowned slightly, but soon returned to normal, and said in a deep voice, "Hello."

"Well, Gotham is in big trouble right now, Loki and Magneto are leading an army of mutants who want to invade the earth, so Iron Man Mr. Tony Stark asked me to come to you, we need it right now Your help."

Martha looked earnest, but Bruce crossed his arms, as if thinking about the truth of her words.

Tony Stark is one of the few people who know his true identity as Batman.

But Stark is not a broken-mouthed person, and he should not tell his secrets casually.

Bruce had a little doubt about Martha's words, who knows if this will lead to another trap, especially this name has some special meaning to him, maybe it can make him let go of his guard.

"You said, you were sent by Tony Stark to find me, what evidence do you have?"

Martha froze for a moment, she didn't expect Bruce to ask this question.

As Batman who cares about Gotham, he heard that Gotham is in trouble, shouldn't he immediately launch his Batmobile to save the world?Still chatting with her here and there.

In order to gain Bruce's trust, Martha intends to show off the coffin suit tailored by Iron Man for her, and let Batman know that she is actually a superhero too!

She used the sensor on her wrist to call out to the battle suit, and unconsciously assumed a Bumpman transformation posture, "It's time for you to see the real technology!"

Alfred and Bruce exchanged glances. Before they understood what this woman wanted to do, a very distinctive coffin suddenly crashed through the wall of Wayne's mansion, revealing half of the coffin's head, and then——

It was stuck in the wall by the falling wall block.

Martha: ...

It's rare that I want to pretend to be a beep, do you have to make the scene so embarrassing!

"Sorry, this coffin... the sensor system of the battle suit is not very good, and it will fail occasionally, I will do it again!"

Martha apologized to the two with her hands clasped together, trotted to the side of the battle suit, fiddled with the sensor on her wrist, gritted her teeth secretly, "Damn! Brother, you should give me some strength!"

Tangtang's battle suit was actually stuck on the wall and couldn't be pulled out at a critical moment. It's really embarrassing to Iron Man!

The coffin, which wanted to escape, swayed from side to side and kept shaking. It took a long time before it finally escaped, and then the hole in the wall became bigger.

Alfred + Bruce: ...

It took a lot of effort to finally get the coffin suit into the Wayne mansion. Martha was so tired that she wiped off her sweat, but seeing Alfred and Bruce's more suspicious eyes, Martha immediately puffed up her chest.

"It's time to show you the real technology, the perfect combination of man and coffin—"

Martha was about to enter the coffin suit to operate a wave, when suddenly a thunderstorm sounded in the sky, as if it was about to tear the sky apart.

Martha, who was concentrating on the battle suit, was almost frightened, her legs gave way and she almost fell to the ground.

Fuck!It hasn't started to pretend to beep yet, why is it thundering? !

Martha took a peek at the two people who had no emotion on their faces, and was secretly thankful that she didn't pee her pants because of the fright, when the coffin and battle suit beside her suddenly fell down and made a sound.

what happened?Is the coffin also afraid of thunder?

Martha was stunned for a moment, and quickly squatted down to check the condition of the battle suit, only to see a big "Insufficient Fuel" displayed on the screen.

Crowd:  …

Martha really wanted to bury the broken coffin on the spot.

Knock inside, can you fucking cheat me a little more!

"...Sorry, there seems to be something wrong with my battle uniform." After the embarrassment, there are always problems that should be faced.

For example, how should she dig a hole in the hard marble floor, bury the ragged battle suit first, and then bury herself.

Bruce, who has nothing to say: ...

At this time, a huge explosion/explosion sounded in the distance, breaking the embarrassing atmosphere in Wayne's mansion in time.

Thinking that she still had an important mission on her shoulders, Martha didn't care so much in her desperation, she directly grabbed Bruce's arm, pointed to the dark sky outside the window and said, "This is the best evidence! Thor, Steel Hero and Storm are fighting with Loki and the others, and Gotham City is facing an unprecedented crisis. If you don’t go to New York to get the potion, the whole Gotham will be occupied by an army of mutants!”

Bruce stared at Martha fiercely, and after a while, he said, "... Where is the potion you mentioned in New York City?"

"On top of the tallest building in New York City!"

"What's the name of that building?"

"It's called..." Martha stopped suddenly in the middle of her words.

Iron Man's message to her only said that the potion was on the tallest building in New York City, but didn't say what the name of that building was!

"Iron Man didn't say that."

Ah Fu, who was locating the location with his notebook, stopped, "That building is called 'Iron Man Didn't Say'?"

"No, I mean, Iron Man didn't tell me which building it was, he just told me it was the tallest building in New York City."

"Alfred, help me find out which is the tallest building in New York City."

"I checked, and there are three buildings that claim to be the tallest in New York City. I have already sent the results to your car."

"Very good." Bruce rolled up his sleeves and walked somewhere, as if preparing to leave for New York.

"Wait!" Martha hurriedly called to him, "I'll go with you. I'm a mutant, and my abilities are suitable for intelligence collection. Maybe I can help you. You don't need to go to all three points."

Bruce glanced at him appraisingly, and after a while, "...follow me."

Upon hearing this, Martha hurriedly followed, only to see that he touched a mechanism in the house, and suddenly opened a downward passage.

Martha swallowed nervously, she didn't expect to be lucky enough to see the Bat Cave with her own eyes.

The two stopped in front of a pitch-black door, and the system voice of a female voice issued a reminder that Batman needed to say the secret word and match the voiceprint correctly before the door could be opened.

Martha waited obediently, but after waiting for a long time, Batman didn't speak, which made her a little confused, "Did you forget the secret word?"

"……no."

"Then why didn't you say it? What are you waiting for?" Martha looked puzzled.

"..."

Martha finds Bruce Wayne a difficult character to get along with.She doesn't understand the world of the rich, and she doesn't understand the world of the domineering president even more.

It's not like little cheap and little spider, who can't hide what's on their minds, and speak it out directly, without her needing to guess which sea needle is in a man's heart.

"Spicy Chicken Iron Man."

"???!"

Before Martha realized why he suddenly diss Iron Man, the closed door suddenly opened.

"Let's go."

"..."

"This password word was set by my butler." Bruceton coughed twice, and said again: "I'm not explaining, but I just feel the need to explain."

"It's okay, I understand."

DC and Marvel, Batman and Iron Man, well, everyone has a count.

Seeing Bruce's hesitant expression, Martha took the initiative to add, "I won't tell this, I swear by Iron Man's penis."

Bruce felt that Martha seemed to have misunderstood something: "..."

Coming to the Batcave, Bruce asked Martha to wait for a while.

Then, she saw Bruce changed into the bat suit, drove the cool Batmobile, jumped out of the cave, and stopped firmly in front of her.

Martha sighed in her heart, the rich are indeed the children of God.

You said, she pretended to be a Batman and also pretended to be a beep, why didn't God choose to send a thunderbolt down at this time to teach him the principles of life, and pretend to be a beep to be struck by lightning?

Bruce opened the car door, his voice became deeper than before, even revealing a trace of depression, "Get in the car."

Martha looked embarrassed, and finally climbed onto the Batmobile with all her hands and feet.

Then, she found a more difficult problem.

She looked at Batman, who was sitting in the only seat, "Excuse me... where do I sit?"

The author has something to say: Remarks: The stalk of hot chicken Iron Man and Batmobile with only one seat comes from Lego Batman.