[Zongyingmi] Accidentally fell asleep

In simple terms, here's the thing.

Deadpool went to Stark Tower to steal the battle suit, and accidentally activated the anti-theft alarm. When he ran away, he happened to meet Iron Man and Dr. Banner who came back from lunch, so they fought Iron Man when they disagreed.

Originally, this matter had nothing to do with the Hulk, but Deadpool is a cheap person, and he refused to let Dr. Banner sit aside and watch the fun, so he had to drag him into the water.Every word he said happened to step on the doctor's painful feet, so the doctor became angry, changed his body, and easily turned Deadpool into meat sauce, letting him taste the taste of retribution.

Obviously, the whole thing is Deadpool flirts first.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Stark, we will definitely compensate you for all your losses." The professor folded his hands on his knees, his expression became unsightly.

When Deadpool heard this, he exploded immediately, "Why do you want me to lose money? I haven't settled with this guy for breaking my little brother!"

"Huh?" Iron Man refused to admit his accusation, and said with contempt: "How could I do such a shameless thing? Do you think everyone is as wretched as you?"

"Oh, dwarf, don't you dare admit it? Shall I take off my pants and show you?" Deadpool made a gesture to take off his pants.

"You don't mind taking off your pants and being ashamed, so why would I mind seeing you ashamed." Iron Man sneered and shrugged his shoulders to show that he didn't mind at all, but he still put on the sunglasses so as not to see the hot eyes later scene.

"You bastard..." Deadpool gritted his teeth angrily, and was about to pull out his long knife to show Iron Man some color, but his body suddenly stopped and couldn't move.

His eyes glanced at Professor X sitting in the wheelchair, and he immediately understood who was responsible. He gritted his teeth and gritted his teeth, "Old bald man, let me go..."

Professor X sighed softly.

Originally wanted Wade to join the X-Men, but now it seems that he is more suitable as a super villain than a superhero.

"Mr. Stark, I apologize to you on behalf of Wade. Regarding your losses today, please make a list and contact Xavier Group, and I will definitely compensate you as much as possible."

After all, this mess was caused by Wade. As the principal of X Academy, he is duty-bound.

"The professor's 'love' for mutants is really deep." Iron Man glanced at Deadpool, and there was something in his words.

"For me, the teachers and students of College X are my family." The professor responded with a slight smile.

In other words, if you don't let Deadpool go, it means you don't take our X Academy seriously, and you're going to face it to the end.

"Oh? When did that guy named Deadpool enter X Academy? Is he a teacher or a student? An X-Men who never needs to appear?" Iron Man asked knowingly, his words were full of sarcasm.

At the beginning of the battle, he had asked Jarvis to investigate this man named Deadpool. He was just a mercenary who was tricked by a criminal group into doing experiments, and had nothing to do with X Academy.

He had heard before that because of the small number of mutants, they were very protective of each other.At first, I thought that Professor X was a sensible person who could put ordinary humans and mutants on the same scale, but I didn't expect that there was no difference between him and other mutants.

Iron Man is disappointed with Professor X, but also a little concerned.

Magneto is a mutant, and he checked, Professor X and Magneto seem to have a very deep past.

The battlefield is a place to kill, and you must not act emotionally, otherwise you will only harm yourself and your teammates.

"I have experienced more wars than you have eaten." Professor X pointed to his temple, still maintaining a refined smile, "So you can let go of those unnecessary worries, child."

"I hope so." Iron Man gave him a meaningful look, "By the way, please ask for my permission before reading my mind next time."

"I'll try my best." He couldn't guarantee such a thing.

"Okay, Wade." Professor X turned the wheelchair to Deadpool, "Maybe we should discuss it now. I will help you pay back the money to Mr. Stark. How do you plan to pay me back?"

"Who owes him money?!" When it came to this topic, Deadpool exploded angrily, "I'm the victim! Find a lawyer for me, and I'm going to sue that dwarf for intentionally hurting me!"

"Welcome to anyone." Iron Man opened his arms and said provocatively: "The lawyer team of the Stark Group is waiting for your letter at any time."

Deadpool was about to swear, but was controlled by Professor X, unable to speak, and could only stare wide-eyed.

Professor X coughed twice, with a sly look in his eyes, "Wade, I have a proposal. As long as you join the X-Men, we will cancel this account. What do you think?"

"Give up, old bald man! I won't be like your subordinates, who will help men lick assholes for money!"

That organization called the X-Men is so low, there are so many rules and regulations that must be followed, and they will be suffocated to death before retirement. The people in it have a short life, and only fools will join!

professor:……

Quicksilver:  …

Wolverine:……

Iron Man was a little surprised, looking back and forth between them, "You X-Men... like that kind of PLAY?"

Wolverine tried his best to restrain the urge to stab Deadpool with his claws, grabbed him by the back collar, gritted his teeth and said, "Professor, I'll take this guy to another place for 'talking'."

"Okay." Before Wolverine left with Deadpool, Professor X made a special mention: "Logan, don't forget that Wade's self-healing speed is very fast."

Crowd:  …

The holy father of mutants, Professor X, cut it open, and the inside might actually be black.

The annoying Deadpool was taken away by Wolverine, and Professor X could finally talk to Iron Man about something serious, "Mr. Stark, Dr. Banner, although the current situation is not right, I would like to briefly introduce you The two mutants behind are Pietro and Martha. Next, I will arrange for them to participate in the plan to hunt down Loki and Magneto."

"Uh, hello." Dr. Banner, who had changed back to human form, had a much better temper. Thinking that everyone would be companions next, he shook hands with them and greeted them kindly.