[Zongyingmi] Accidentally fell asleep

"Excuse me, do I know you very well?" Tony said with a serious face.

If I remember correctly, it seems that they met for the first time today.

"Very familiar, we are both working for the same boss (Marvel)." Deadpool blinked.

"Huh?" Tony looked like you were talking nonsense, "I'm my own boss."

"At any rate, they also paid for you to make three super-English movies, why did you turn your face and deny people?" Deadpool gave you a really ungrateful and unlucky expression.

Tony felt that there might be something wrong with this person's brain. "I understand. After this matter is over, I will introduce you to a psychiatrist with good medical skills."

"No, no, no, the money should be left to your good friend who wants/dissatisfied to buy an airplane/cup to relieve stress."

He is very good, I don't want to be looked down upon by those psychiatrists/sexed his brain, thinking about [beep-] his old bald head all day long is enough!

Listening to their conversation, Martha suddenly felt something was wrong, "Wait, why aren't you surprised by Deadpool's abilities?"

"Nonsense, this is the third time he has been photographed by Hulk."

Martha: "..."

"Don't ignore me, who are you talking to?" Deadpool didn't hear Martha speaking in Jarvis's voice, thinking that Iron Man was talking to himself, and leaned forward curiously.

Tony avoided it vigilantly, aimed the launcher in his hand at Deadpool, tilted his head, and said maliciously: "Compared with the plane/cup, I think Hulk would want to play games with you more Relieve stress."

Deadpool suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart, "Hey, what do you want to do..."

Before he could finish his question, Tony fired/shot the weapon in his hand.

Everything that happened in front of him seemed to be in slow motion. Deadpool wanted to avoid it, but unfortunately it was too late.With a loud cry, he felt his feet leave the ground, and his body flew into the air in an instant, flying in the sky at an extremely fast speed. Two white pigeons passing by were frightened by his huge body and almost bumped into each other. to a building.

In the next second, Deadpool fell into a broad and warm embrace.

He looked up, only to see a green head, staring at him with big eyes.

"Hey, big guy, we meet again." Deadpool didn't feel embarrassed at all, jumped up from Hulk, and said hello before landing.

"Hey, Hulk. This guy's name is Deadpool, and he wants to play a game with you, about hole-in-the-back. He said if you say no to him, he'll go find Natasha!" Tony put his hands on the The sides of his mouth were trumpet-shaped, fearing that Hulk wouldn't hear him, he roared loudly.

"What are you talking about, the hole behind me is not accessible to everyone!"

As an extremely straight man, the hole behind him only allows beautiful ladies to enter, rough guy like Hulk?Not to mention the door, there are no gaps!

Deadpool was afraid that Hulk would believe it, so he would come to play a game of picking up soap with him, so he quickly turned around and explained, "Big guy, don't listen to him, I'm not interested in playing a hole-in-one game with you!"

Iron Man said this on purpose in order to draw Hulk's attention to Deadpool, stop destroying buildings, and buy time for innocent ordinary citizens to take refuge.Anyway, Deadpool can heal himself no matter how many injuries he receives, and 90.00% of which is Deadpool's fault that Dr. Banner will become a rampant Hulk.

This blame should of course be carried by Deadpool.

Hulk is not interested in picking up soap with Deadpool, he only cares about Natasha and the flies around Natasha.

After hearing these words, Hulk's expression became even more angry, his facial features were almost wrinkled, his fists were creaking, and he roared, burning all his anger on Deadpool.

"Hey, your expression of being constipated for three days doesn't look good!"

After tasting Hulk's fists a few times, Deadpool finally learned to be smart this time, and stopped confronting him head-on, focusing on dodging.

Several times Hulk's fist almost hit Deadpool, but he dodged it. The danger was so dangerous that people couldn't help but squeeze a cold sweat for him.

Martha was stunned by their fight, when Iron Man said coldly, "You and Deadpool are indeed on the same team."

"I'm not!" Martha's words were full of helplessness, and she didn't understand why the topic suddenly came back.

"Don't deny it, you just revealed your secrets."

"...I swear, if Deadpool and I are on the same team, Deadpool will never do anything, and can only be a gay guy who gets fucked!" Martha swore so hard that she almost raised three fingers to express it. sincerity.

"So you should trust me, right?"

"..."

Tony suddenly couldn't figure out the relationship between this mutant and Deadpool.

If they are partners, generally speaking, would someone use their partner's sexual fortune to swear such a poisonous oath?

"The poisonous oath you made is meaningless. What if Deadpool is a gay guy who likes to be fucked?"

"..."

"Maybe he just likes [beep-] big and rough like the Hulk." Tony looked at Deadpool who was playing a chase game with Hulk not far away, and raised his eyebrows, meaning.

Martha was silenced by Tony, "Brother, your thoughts... are dangerous!"

The CP of Hulk×Deadpool is too scary. If it is written as a fanfic, readers will probably insert their own eyes.I can't afford it, I can't afford it!

If someone wants to be inserted into a chrysanthemum anyway, Deadpool should go find another Chaoying.

Deadpool was fighting the Hulk. When he heard Tony's words, he blew up. He pulled out the black knife behind his back and threw it at him, cursing angrily: "Damn, you little man said who wants to be killed A gay man with a chrysanthemum?!"

"I didn't say this first." Tony caught his black knife, shrugged, and threw it back to him, kindly reminding: "Be careful of the Hulk behind you, he is about to catch up."

"You goddamn bastard! Be careful that the big guy runs into your room in the middle of the night and blows your ass!" Deadpool cursed while avoiding Hulk's fist, determined to drag Iron Man into the water, and threw Hulk into Iron Man lead in the direction.

Tony saw through his intentions, gritted his teeth secretly, and said to Martha who was watching the show in the battle suit: "How long will you stay in my battle suit?"