The Princess Diaries [Comprehensive British and American]

When Tim brought people over to find it, the entire underground square was already in a mess.

The ground is pitted, as if on the surface of the moon, the remains of the glass display case are scattered everywhere, and the walls are covered with traces of various weapons.

Only the stone statues were still intact, standing quietly in place, watching everything silently.

"Are you back?" Tim rested his forehead with one hand, and asked Connor helplessly, who was standing dumbfounded at the door, "Haven't you finished playing? Don't stop me."

If there is anyone in this group who can stop Adele and Damian, it is only Connor. After all, he is half Kryptonian, and his ability to resist beating is excellent.

Connor replied hesitantly: "I tried to stop..."

Tim raised his eyebrows, "Then?"

"...Then Robin said that the face of the second-generation Robin is very pleasing to the eye," Connor's face was full of confusion, "they beat them harder."

Tim: "..."

A bad premonition arose in Tim's heart. He was about to ask carefully when he heard Adele roaring angrily: "Be sober! Don't covet my boyfriend!"

"Heh, why didn't I know that Todd was your boyfriend? When did you guys get together?" Damian mocked unceremoniously, "Is it in a dream?"

"I want you to take care of it!"

"My pleasure!"

"Ahh, you are not allowed to approach his stone statue!"

"Then blow up the stone statue quickly! Do you think I want to get close!"

"I'm not going to have trouble with a stone statue."

"Then why are you angry!"

"..."

"What's going on here?" Dick's expression was like a dream, "I'm hallucinating?"

Tim looked blank, "You didn't."

"...I told you to stop Adele, but you didn't listen, it's all right now." Dick pulled his hair vigorously, circling anxiously, "What should I do? Little D fell in love with the statue of Little Wings! I How should I tell Bruce the terrible news!"

Tim's eyes flashed, "You mean, you are responsible for notifying Bruce about this?"

Dick hugged Tim quickly to prevent him from escaping, "Of course not! We must die together!"

"Calm down, there will always be a way," Tim squeezed Dick's hand hard, "First determine how long this terrible love magic can last, maybe they will return to normal when they wake up."

Miss Raven poured cold water on her face with a smile on her face, "Impossible, although it is not a permanent effect, it is not a low-quality disposable product."

Think about Daphne who was finally cornered and turned into a laurel tree!

Tim and Dick shuddered at the same time as they imagined the horrific scene of Jason turning into a laurel tree and Damian weeping as he hugged the tree trunk.

The night was dark.

Red Hood rode a small motorcycle through one street after another, carefully inspecting his territory.

No gang fights, no troublesome penguin masked people, no garbage who secretly sells drugs to teenagers, no scumbags who bully little girls...

What a peaceful day!Grab a burger later to celebrate.

Red Hood thought with relief.

The moment this thought came to mind, the flag stood tall behind the red hood.

Peace?What are you thinking, it doesn't exist.

He parked his motorcycle at the gate of Burger King, and when he was about to get off the car, Red Hood felt the buzzing vibration from his cell phone in his trouser pocket.

"It's only been silent for a few minutes." Red Hood complained dissatisfiedly. He didn't look at the caller ID on the screen, and directly pressed the answer button next to the headset, and said in a muffled voice, "Speak."

A few seconds later, Red Hood stopped abruptly and almost fell flat. He couldn't believe what he heard, "Say it again?"

"Please come quickly, we can't stand it anymore," Dick's voice was full of despair, "Adele and little D are fighting for your girlfriend... boyfriend... In short, you Just realize it, the two of them fought so hard that the Titan Tower was about to be demolished!"

Red Hood looked confused, "What's none of my business???"

"If you don't come, we won't stop them." Dick broke the pot and decided to use the method of killing each other, and no one can think about it. "Let them find you and mess up your secret base." Turned upside down."

Red Hood: "..."

Regardless of the superficial appearance of some people, they are the gangsters of Gotham City, who hold the handle of countless capitalists, but in fact he is so poor that he managed to build a small secret base under the police station, and then the bank card The remaining balance is only three digits.

Red Hood took a deep breath and showed a sinister smile, "You won, wait!"

Money is a damn thing, without it, it's really impossible, and countless people have to bow their heads to it.

When Jason came to Titan Tower, Damian and Adele were tired and were in a truce.

The two occupied both sides of the second-generation Robin statue, each holding a leg, with his neck on his hips, expressing their dislike for each other with practical actions.

Seeing this weird scene, Jason felt numb from head to toe.

He's starting to get scared, and he'd rather face ten clowns than abnormal Adele and Damian.

"Don't try to run!" Tim came out surreptitiously, and bravely stood in front of Jason, "Your love debt, you settle it."

Jason was murdered again, full of grievances and nowhere to say, "I didn't want to run away...but I really didn't do anything!"

Tim stared at Jason with eyes of condemning women, "Some people are a walking disaster themselves."

Jason rolled up his sleeves and punched Tim, and then walked towards the Shura field in a heroic gesture.

Others cheered him on by waving small handkerchiefs.

...It would be better for a meteorite to fall from the sky now and kill those bastards watching the fun.

Jason sneered and prayed.

This was the first time Jason met Adele after Ares was eliminated.

Everyone else was celebrating the victory that night, only Jason left silently, and quickly led people to suppress the restless elements in the jurisdiction who took the opportunity to cause trouble, and cleared out the undercover agents and traitors who had been hiding for a long time.Afterwards, he took advantage of the good opportunity when the criminals in the city were brainwashed by Adele's halo, robbed other gangsters one by one, intercepted batches of goods, and was busy like a spinning top, either grabbing territory or going to On the way to grab the territory, when Batman finally taught his daughter yesterday afternoon and came out to clean up the mess again, the underworld forces in Gotham had already shuffled their cards.

Red Hood topped the current NO1 throne.

Commissioner Gordon pretends to be ignorant of this, while Batman ponders whether to slap dick so he doesn't go too far.

During the frenzied work, Jason occasionally lost his mind and would involuntarily think about a problem.

Suddenly becoming so serious, is it a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, it's a pity not to take action, or I want to escape something through work.

After thinking about it for a long time, Jason came to the conclusion: both were present, and the latter accounted for a slightly larger proportion.

After all, the sea of ​​flowers under the moon is so beautiful that few people can stand it. Even a lonely student like Tim whose girlfriend is coffee and vows to spend his life with a computer can't help but be tempted.

(Tim: ???)

But that's what bothers Jason.

There are too many interfering factors, and he is temporarily unable to clarify his true thoughts, let alone confirm Adele's meaning.

It will take a little time...

Jason looked at the stone statue.

In all fairness, it is very realistic, and the light is adjusted to a weak point, so that people who don't know him will think it is a real person.

This is the treatment that every member of the Teen Titans who died in battle is treated, but Jason should be the first to have the honor of visiting his own memorial.

It feels amazing.

After glancing twice, Jason moved his gaze to the base of the statue.

Adele faced him, her whole body was tense, her eyes dodged, like a small animal guarding against natural enemies.This situation is too rare. Adele has always been fearless, and dared to be tough in the face of Ares, but now she is timid.

Damian huddled in the backlight, and could only vaguely see a silhouette.

"I know you are a little troublesome, but I didn't expect you to be so troublesome."

Jason knelt down on one knee, covered his mouth with his hand, coughed lightly, and tried to discuss with Adele: "Can you let go?"

Although Adele hugged not his thigh, but the thigh of the stone statue, he still felt...well, very embarrassed.

"I don't." Adele's eyes flashed a grievance that she didn't realize, and she said stubbornly, "Why don't you let him loose?"

Damian immediately became alert. He hid his face behind the stone statue and threatened in a low voice: "Todd, if you dare to come over, I will castrate you!"

The corners of Jason's mouth twitched, his expression grim, "I didn't think about it, I didn't want to see you at all, why do you suddenly find you more annoying?"

Damian stopped talking, Damian fell into silence, and Damian shut himself up.

Jason felt something was wrong.

If it was before, Damian would have jumped up and drawn his sword to fight. Even in the most peaceful state, he would swear a few words sarcastically, and it is absolutely impossible to be so quiet.

"What happened to him?" Jason asked suspiciously.

Adele's mood became inexplicably cheerful, and she smiled slightly, "You broke his glass heart, and he is very sad now."

Jason suspected that he was hallucinating, "What?"

"Have you heard the story of the laurel tree? He is Apollo, and you are Daphne. Although he fell in love with your statue before, when the real person appeared, he naturally moved on." Adele stretched her arms He patted Damian and asked in a mean tone, "How does it feel to be stabbed by your sweetheart?"

"Don't touch me," Damian said through gritted teeth, "I'll remember this grudge!"

Jason listened quietly to the conversation between Adele and Damian for a while, and combined with the information briefly revealed by Dick when he called, he finally understood the cause and effect of the matter.

He finds out that he has been cheated and cheated, that Damian is not in love with himself at all, only in love with his statue.If he carried it through and beat him to death without showing his face, then nothing would happen.

Now...hehe.

Good things never come to my mind, and bad things never forget to blame me!

The plastic brotherhood made Jason very angry, and he even wanted to hit someone, "Just let him carry this statue back, maybe it can piss the old man to death."

Kill two birds with one stone!Perfect!

Adele sighed, "If you don't come, the spell between the two of you really can't be broken."

"Me?" Jason was suddenly wary, "What's wrong with me? I think I'm fine!"

"The lead arrow in the statue has been transferred to you," Adele explained. "Don't you think he's more annoying than before? This is the magic effect."

It doesn't seem to have much impact on life, should we wait and see for a while?There are not many opportunities to see Damian deflated.

Jason rubbed his chin in thought.

"Don't try to let yourself go," Adele saw through Jason's thoughts and quickly warned him, "As time goes by, the spell will become more effective, and he will always chase you and stalk you, using all kinds of methods to kill you." means to try to get you. If you can bear that..."

"Let's forget it!" Jason had goose bumps all over his body, and quickly dismissed the idea of ​​making trouble, he sighed helplessly, "What should I do?"

Adele was silent for a long time before she said slowly: "Love itself is a kind of magical power. Do you have someone you like? Go to her and confess, if she accepts, it will be imposed on you and Damian The spell on your body will disappear naturally."

"Ah..." Damian's voice was twisted and twisted, and he smiled maliciously, "So you took such a big turn because of this."

"I said it was an accident, I just wanted to tease you, if Connor hadn't appeared out of nowhere..." Adele bit her lower lip irritably, "Forget it, do whatever you want."

The surroundings became quiet, and the atmosphere became more and more strange.

Jason looked at Damian and then at Adele, feeling his head was getting bigger.

"I can avoid it." Damian calmly proposed, but he changed in the next second. He hugged the long legs of the second-generation Robin stone statue like a genius, and said sharply, "No! I won't allow it." Talk to me alone behind my back!"

Jason covered his face with his hands, and Adele rolled her eyes to the sky.

"How should I put it?" Jason's voice was weak, he scratched his head, his brows and eyes were full of trouble, "I do have someone I like, but I'm not sure how much of the 'like' is the result of her manipulation."

"Until I understand the meaning of this relationship, I will not confess."

"So be it."

After Jason finished speaking, he stood up and stamped his slightly numb feet, then turned and left.

Adele: "..."

Damian: "..."

The two were stunned.

Seeing Jason leaving in a chic way, and waving his sleeves without taking away a cloud, the others thought that the matter had been resolved smoothly, so they came over to watch the excitement.

Seeing that something was wrong, the two parties were still dumbfounded, as if they were irritated.

"Why this expression?" Dick was so nervous that his heart was pounding, he shook his hand in front of Damian, "Isn't it useful?"

"No," Damian came back to his senses, and looked at Adele meaningfully, "He refused...huh?!"

Before he finished speaking, Damian suddenly felt a severe colic in his chest, as if someone had stabbed a knife in his heart, and then kept stirring it while holding the knife handle.

"￥&!" Damian murmured a series of curse words, he bowed and curled up into a ball, his hands tightly grasping the front of his shirt, taking a deep breath to try to relieve the pain.

Dick was taken aback, and quickly supported Damian, "What's wrong!"

Damian shook his head, "It should be that damn spell."

Being in love is joy, but unrequited love is heartache.

Adele stared at Damian intently for a long time. After a long time, Damian froze and asked her fiercely, "What are you looking at?" chest.

"It's a bit uncomfortable." Adele said quietly, she raised her hand, and pressed the position of her heart hesitantly, "It seems... It hurts?"

Damian said angrily, "It's fine if I feel bad, why are you joining in the fun? You didn't get shot by the arrow."

"But it's really uncomfortable," Adele frowned slowly, and she said seriously, "This has never happened before."

"What the hell is...why?"