The Princess Diaries [Comprehensive British and American]

Damian rushed into the Batcave with the determination to die.

Dick pretends to run after Damian.Obviously Dick can catch Damian as long as he takes a half step forward with his long legs, or moves his arms, but he doesn't want to. I really don't know what to do" in a helpless look.

The whole family knew that he was actually there to watch the excitement.

Damian didn't even want to wait a few seconds for the elevator to go up and down. Relying on his agility, he grabbed the metal pole and slid directly from the second floor to the bottom of the first floor.

"Father, are you there!" Damian's voice revealed obvious anxiety and worry, he was running fast, looking left and right.

"I'm here." Bruce's voice was always calm and calm, and there was nothing unusual about it. "What's wrong?"

From the tone of voice, it should be fine...

Damian breathed a sigh of relief for a while, and he followed the direction of the sound to take a closer look——

Bruce and Adele sat face to face at both ends of the square table reading books. Except for their faces, the father and daughter seemed to be carved out of the same mold.

Wearing black and red parent-child casual clothes, the two pose in the same posture with tall backs and crossed legs, holding a book in one hand and flipping through the book in the other, and even occasionally drink a sip of coffee from a bone china cup (Adele's quilt There is rich chocolate in it) are in sync, making one wonder if these are two programmed robots.

The atmosphere is calm and peaceful.

Damian: "..."

Father!Why don't you take me with you in parent-child clothes!Am I not your son?

wrong!Why do you wear parent-child clothes with her but not with me!

Lemon fruit on the lemon tree, bat nest under the lemon tree.

Damian is sour.

Jealousy made him unrecognizable.

Bruce felt a little strange when he didn't hear his younger son speak for a long time. He closed the book with his palms together, and looked at Damian with a questioning look in his eyes, "What do you want to say?"

"..." Damian hesitated to speak.Damn, how do you say this?I really can't tell!Father, you are the world's number one detective, you must be good at observing words and expressions, can't you understand it?Is there any tacit understanding between father and son!

Facts have proved that it is really difficult for two arrogant brainwaves to connect seamlessly. The barrier between them may be as wide as a universe.

Bruce and Damian stared at each other for a long time, neither of them understood what the other was trying to express.

Adele understood it, and Damian glanced at her occasionally with strong sadness and dissatisfaction. Although this kind of Damian is rare, it is not unheard of. When other people care a little more than the younger son, Damian will have a certain chance to switch to this mode.

But Adele didn't say anything bad-heartedly, she just likes to see Damian running around in a hurry like a kitten that can't catch its tail, but it's really interesting to pretend that he doesn't care up.

Only then will the little brother become a little cute.

In the end, the kind Dick couldn't stand it anymore, he stepped forward to save Damian from the fire and water, and uttered his wish loudly——

"That's right, little D wants to wear the same clothes as Adele!"

Damian jumped up and stomped on Dick's foot. He came down hard but landed lightly.

Dick pretended to be trampled and hurt, exaggeratedly said "Ouch", retreated quickly with a lack of a turn, and left after the assists were delivered, hiding his merits and fame.

Bruce: "..."

The corners of Damian's mouth were pursed tightly, and he glanced nervously at Bruce, then quickly looked away, his eyes wandering in all directions.

Bruce's expression was blank for a moment, and soon he came back to his senses, his eyes became strange.After a moment of silence, he asked cautiously, "So you like... skirts?"

Damian: "...huh?"

Adele: "Hahahahaha!"

Never expecting that the old father would ask such a sentence, Damian froze in place dumbfounded.

Adele laughed and rolled over in the chair, her whole body turned on the vibration mode, shaking non-stop.The book on her lap slipped down the hem of her skirt, and Pia clattered to the ground.

"Stop laughing." Bruce tapped Adele's forehead gently with one hand, and held his forehead with the other hand. He sighed a long time, "I misunderstood, didn't I?"

Damian didn't want to talk, he just wanted to get out of this suffocating place as soon as possible.

"Yes," Adele bent down to pick up the book, as if she had realized her conscience, she took the initiative to talk to Damian to help him out, "He probably just wants to get closer to you, the heroes most admired by children are their parents gone."

"That's nothing," Damian tried to hide, "it's none of your business, shut up."

Adele shrugged.

"Okay." Bruce said suddenly.

Damian froze for a moment.

"Do you have time tomorrow?" Bruce looked at his work schedule, "Ah Fu also mentioned it before, I should spend more time with you..."

"...Let's go to the playground tomorrow."

As an idle demigod who doesn't have to go to school or work, Adele has a lot of time, and she doesn't mind where she goes.

Damian pretended to hesitate for a while, and finally nodded coyly.

"Then it's settled." Bruce began to arrange tomorrow's parent-child trip.

After confirming that Bruce would not be influenced by Adele, Damian pulled over Xiao Qiao who was squatting at the door of the bat cave and counting mushrooms, and the two children ran away quickly.

Damian felt that he would uncontrollably do some irrational things, such as pretending to be a cute kitten, curling up next to his sister and meowing.

...Damn it!How could I have such a terrible thought!this is not me!Damn Adele is controlling my brain!

Bruce refilled Adele with half a cup of rich chocolate, "Is it fun to tease him?"

When she just broke out of her shell, it was indeed difficult for Adele to control the thoughts and emotions of other people rushing towards her, but after a night of emergency training, she was already able to skillfully use her abilities.

In other words, Tim and Dick are lying, and the only people who are really affected are Damian and Joe.

"It's fun." Adele blinked, "Don't you think so?"

Bruce didn't say anything, he sat back and read a book.

After a long time, until the two plates of cookies were completely wiped out, and when Adele was about to finish reading a book, Bruce gave a soft "hmm".

Bruce planned well, but the plan couldn't keep up with the changes.

As strong as Batman, he can't predict what kind of weird things will happen tomorrow.

Unlike other children, Damian never looked forward to birthdays, never talked about birthday presents, he loathed and even dreaded this special day.

The elements of ordinary people's birthday are sweet cakes, burning candles, happy wishes, piles of gifts...

Full of warmth and sweetness, memories are full of good.

The elements of Damian's birthday are blood, wailing, knife light, brutal trials, mother's cold smile...

Full of cruel undertones, recalling... no, he didn't want to recall at all.

Damian dug a deep pit in his heart, counted all these bad and unbearable past events one by one, packed them all into the pit, and filled it with thick soil to ensure that anyone Nor can it be explored.

He has taken all the insurance measures, but he only missed one point - Timothy Drake, that big bastard's hacking skills are top-notch, almost reaching the point of catching up with Bruce Wayne, sneaking into the bat computer It is not difficult to click on other people's personal information.

"...So what do you want?" Little Joe looked at Damian with his chin raised, "I've saved pocket money for three months!"

Damian came back to his senses, "Huh?"

"Ah what?" Xiao Qiao puffed up her cheeks and poked Damian's shoulder, "I knew you were distracted, and you didn't listen to a word after I said it for a long time! Please, this is to pick a gift for you. !"

"I don't need it." Damian said coldly. After he finished speaking, he regretted a little, feeling that his tone was too hard, so he added, "Whatever."

The nervous little Qiao didn't appreciate the subtle difference in Damian's tone when he said these two sentences, he lowered his head dejectedly, and muttered softly: "Casual...casual is the most difficult measure in this world .”

The two children strolled along Gotham's commercial street.

Xiao Qiao went from store to store, and Damian accompanied him patiently.But after shopping for a long time, Xiao Qiao couldn't find a suitable and satisfactory gift.

"Don't bother," Damian said. "Get whatever you want, just a hamburger."

Damian casually raised his finger and pointed to the Burger King at the opposite door. This restaurant has recently launched a new "superhero" package, which comes with a gashapon, which can open a variety of superhero dolls.

"It's time to test your luck," Damian smiled slightly, "I want Batman."

"I'm not very fond of Batman," Little Joe rubbed his face, "I'm very fond of Superman, and I've had ten Supermen so far."

Damian looked at Xiao Qiao with disgust.

Two 10 minutes later.

Xiao Qiao spent half of the pocket money she had saved for a long time, bought ten set meals, and offered nine Supermen...and one Batman.

Damian held Batman in his arms, twisted the villain's arms, and twirled the villain's legs, feeling satisfied.

Little Qiao bit the hamburger pitifully, desperately trying to eliminate the excess food.

"No, I can't eat anymore." Xiao Qiao touched her chubby stomach, "If I eat any more, I won't be able to fly."

Damian suggested, "Take it away and give it to little Wally."

Xiao Qiao hiccupped, "It makes sense."

People in the Lightning family often run around, which consumes a lot of energy, so they carry a lot of snacks with them, and gnaw on them when they have nothing to do.

Give little Wally a burger and he'll be happy.

Xiao Qiao tried his best to take Damian outside for nearly a whole day, and just a second before Damian was about to turn his head back home impatiently, he finally received a text message from Raven: It's done.

It's too risky, and the arrangement was almost in vain!Xiao Qiao breathed a sigh of relief, picked a place where no one was around, took Damian to the sky, and went straight to the Titan Tower.

As night fell, the Titan Tower was dark, in stark contrast to the dimly lit buildings in the distance.

"If you don't even think about it, you know that there is a 'surprise' hidden here," Damian's speech was very unsightly, and Xiao Qiao had a good temper and could bear him, but it was Tim who had to find something to block his mouth "For example, as soon as I opened the door, the lights turned on, and then the people inside opened the paper fireworks—"

Before Damian could finish his sentence, the lights turned on, and there was indeed something rushing towards him, but it was not paper fireworks, but two fluffy little milk cats who were crying and squatting on Damian's bed. On his face, he licked his face desperately with a small pink tongue, and his long tail dangled and turned into a propeller, without the dignity of a cat at all.

Damian: "..."

who!Who exposed my weakness!

"I'll just say give the cat away." Miss Raven smiled slightly, hiding her achievements and fame.

Tim glanced at Damian with dead fish eyes, "The house has become a zoo."

A bunch of smuggled beast cubs have just been sent away, and there are still countless swans, small squirrels and other birds that often come to visit-they all come to visit Adele.

Beast Boy held up a cat-ear hairpin, "I think..."

While stroking the cat deftly, Damian gave him a warning look, "How dare you!"

Beast Boy angrily threw the hairpin on the corner of the table, and Dick sneaked it away.

The children surrounded Damian back to the house, and everyone sat down in a circle, ready to cut the cake.

Damian found Adele sitting next to him calmly drinking a drink, and he instantly became vigilant, furious, "Why are you here?"

"I asked Adele to send me here," Dick's head appeared above Adele's shoulders, he greeted with a smile, quickly put on the cat ear hairpin on Adele, and gave Adele a look. innocent, "She has been at home for a long time, so she has to come out to relax."

"It's not that she..." Damian frowned, and suddenly realized something, "Wait! Why are they all right?"

Dick tilted his head, pretending to be stupid, "Huh? What could be the matter?"

Damian is so smart, he figured out in a blink of an eye that the reason why his abnormal behavior in the morning was actually because Adele was deliberately targeting him, "You—"

"Shh." Adele put down the glass, put her fingers to her lips and made a quiet gesture. She smiled charmingly and said softly, "I have a gift for you."

The sweet smile in the eyes of others, in the eyes of Damian, is the sneer of a witch, a terrible dark dish that contains poison.He raised his leg and kicked the table, and the chair and the man moved back ten feet, making a harsh noise.

Others covered their ears.

Raven: "Oh... it's started again."

Tim: "Oh my god, is his persecution delusions getting worse?"

Dick: "Probably not persecutory delusions, but bestial instincts."

Beast Boy: "Who called me?"

Xinghuo: "No one called you."

Little Wally: "I want to eat the biggest cherry, can I have it? Will Robin throw the cake out later?"

Raven: "I made the cake. If he dares to throw the cake, I will throw him."

"..."

Damian turned a deaf ear to his companion's comments. He reached for the knife and found nothing, only to realize that he was too hasty to go out in the morning, and he didn't bring the most important self-defense weapon.

"Tsk..." Damian curled his lips, snatched the plastic fork from the bewildered and innocent Beast Boy, held it up in front of his chest to block it, and stared at Adele warningly, "Don't try to mess around."

Adele did the same thing as Damian, stretching out her hand to grab at the empty waist. Damian didn't feel anything, but she took out a small and delicate bow.

Damian's body was tense, his eyes locked on Adele, watching her every move, and planned to dodge immediately if the situation changed.He wouldn't be so foolish as to think that this was a gift from Adele, and she was more likely to shoot him with this.

The facts were as Damian guessed, Adele easily drew the bow, and the dots of streamer condensed into golden arrows at her fingertips, aiming at Damian's chest.

"Oh, come on." Damian smiled confidently. When he was a child, he often escaped from his mother's arrows. Adele, this is all pediatrics.

"Wait, Adele, the joke is over." Dick saw that it was not good, and hurried to stop it to avoid the murder, "You can't point arrows at little D!"

"I don't think you need to worry," Tim stopped Dick. "Look carefully at that arrow. The tip of the arrow is blunt, and the tail is not a feather, but a peach heart of unknown material. No matter how you look at it, it's just a toy, no. If it is too destructive, she just vents her anger, and she hasn't forgotten the messy painting of the eggshell."

Dick was still worried, "But I don't think it's a joke."

Raven, who had been observing quietly all this time, suddenly said, "It depends on who she plans to shoot the next arrow at."

Hearing this, Raven seemed to be an insider. For a moment, everyone except Adele and Damian who were confronting each other cast curious eyes on her.

Although Damian didn't look at Raven, he quietly pricked up his ears.

"The Arrow of Eros," Raven saw that Adele had no intention of objecting, and explained carefully, "Have you heard the legend of the laurel tree?"

Everyone suddenly realized that only Beast Boy had a dazed look on his face.

Damian: "...you—"

"I'm also the God of Cupid," Adele let go of her fingers pinching the nock of the arrow. She blinked her eyes and showed a nasty smile. "We're the god of love, we're the best at messing around."

Damian dodged sideways, and the arrow chased him around a corner as if it had a navigation device installed.

Damian's face changed. He grabbed the wine glass and tried to knock the arrow away, but the arrow passed through the glass and went right into his chest.

Damian froze.

Everyone held their breath in unison, staring fixedly at Damian. Everyone was gloating with sympathy, and their mood was very complicated.

Damian posed for a long time, except that he felt a slight hit on his chest when he was hit by the arrow, there was nothing abnormal about him.

"It's expired." Damian hehe.

Raven sighed, covering his face with one hand.

Adele shook her head, and pulled out the second arrow as if by magic, this time the arrow was made of lead with a dull silver light.

"I'm still thinking about who I should make you fall in love with," Adele said with a half-smile, her fingers moved nimbly, and the lead arrow twirled between her fingers, blooming a silver-white flower, "Or do you have Do you like someone? You can specify, if there is no goal, I will do whatever I want."

Damian gritted his teeth: "...hand over the arrow!"

"No!" Adele grasped the shaft of the arrow, jumped over the sofa and ran away, hiding behind Tim, "Go grab it if you can."

"You're finished!" Damian rushed over aggressively.