The Princess Diaries [Comprehensive British and American]

Adele thinks Loki wants to fight Tony because he lifts Mjolnir through gritted teeth.

The jumping lightning gathered on Thor's Hammer, and the dazzling electric light illuminated the dark street.

Seeing that the lightning is about to fall, Tony will be punished by "justice from heaven". After that, Iron Man will be hacked into an exploding head, and his face will be lost. The people were affected and plunged into dire straits...

At the critical moment, Tony unhurriedly took out a huge gold and jewel-encrusted glove and put it on. Under the gaze of Loki's eyes that suddenly became terrified, he snapped his fingers slowly.

There was a "pop" sound, crisp and sweet.

Loki was forcibly kicked off the line by Tony, who had successfully invaded the game system and transformed himself into a small copy AI.

A war ended silently, and the Infinity Gauntlet was indeed the ultimate killer.

Tony held the Infinity Gauntlet in the posture of the Statue of Liberty holding a torch high, with a proud expression, "Fight with me, hum!"

The sound of "Huh" came from his nostrils, full of sarcasm and disdain.

Adele and Jason looked at each other. They didn't say a word, but miraculously understood each other's thoughts, they turned their heads and walked away tacitly.

"Wait, where are you going?" Tony stopped flirting, he hurriedly stopped Adele, "Are you okay? I think I came in time..."

"It's okay, I'm going to play the game," Adele said, "There should be the most critical plot point, right?"

The little girl tilted her head and looked at Jason. There was a strange emotion in her pure blue eyes, as if a small stone had been thrown into the lake, causing ripples to ripple on the originally calm water.

Jason pursed his lips tightly.

"Playing games? Can't play anymore," Tony raised his eyebrows, "This small copy has been disconnected from the main server, and I temporarily hung it on the Stark Industries server. Without data support, there is only an empty space left." shell."

Pausing for a moment, Tony turned his gaze to Jason, with obvious curiosity in his eyes, "This is..."

"Friend," Adele said softly, "it's okay, my game has nothing to do with Animi, as long as he's here."

The whispers of artificial intelligence sounded in Tony's ear, and the AI ​​steward told him that the little boy standing beside Adele was a strange piece of data, wrapped in a powerful but gentle force, and was in danger of invading his own server. Mark to track the other party's location, or take certain precautions.

Tony thought for a while and said that it was not necessary, just strengthen the firewall.

"Are you sure?" Tony asked finally.

Adele nodded, "Sure, this little problem doesn't require Iron Man."

Tony smiled and ruffled Adele's long hair, "Okay, I'll leave this here for you, I'll go and track down Abstergo, and I'll pack up and send a copy of the relevant information to your father, if you have anything to do, just send me a private message."

After speaking, Tony waved his hand and left the small dungeon gracefully.

The surroundings were completely quiet, not even the sound of the wind could be heard.

Adele's hands were hanging down, grabbing the edge of the short skirt, subconsciously tightening her fingers, twisting the flat fabric into a bunch of pleats.

"It's just us," she blinked, her voice softer, "Where are we going today? The museum? I was disturbed by Ares last time, so I didn't have a good time to visit. I feel a little regretful."

After a while, Jason finally answered, "Today... I won't play anymore, I'm here to say goodbye."

Adele's tail, which was hanging on the ground and swaying from side to side like a cat, paused suddenly, then raised it high and leaned forward.

"Farewell? What do you mean?" Adele frowned. "I don't think this process is right. If there is a progress bar, it's obviously not even half way."

"I'm just a memory, so it's impossible to cover everything," Jason said helplessly, "If it wasn't for the lack of time, the goddess wouldn't need to use such a rough method—"

Adele interrupted Jason: "I don't care, I don't listen!"

The sharp tail echoed faintly in the empty streets.

Adele stared at Jason, an inexplicable irritability rose in her heart, she wanted to do something, but she didn't know what to do, and finally turned away with puffy cheeks, like a grain that had been eaten hamster.

With sharp eyes and quick hands, Jason grabbed Adele by the tail, "Don't go, listen to me first..."

It was as if a small cluster of electric currents exploded at the tail, flowing along the complicated veins all the way to the nerve endings, the soft tail stretched into a straight line, Adele shuddered violently, and instantly exploded, "Let go!"

What a bloody thrill this is!

Jason didn't expect Adele's reaction to be so strong, he quickly let go, and raised his hands above his head to show that he was harmless.

Adele staggered back two steps and hugged the street lamp. The cold touch of the lamp body made her tremble again, as if being poured by a basin of cold water. Although she felt sour, her messy thoughts gradually calmed down.

The tail that almost caused trouble finally stopped waving, and it slumped against Adele's lap, like a salted fish that had lost its dream.

Jason scratched his head, thinking about how to deal with the current embarrassment. He really didn't know that Adele's tail couldn't be pulled...

After hesitating for a moment, the boy decided to pretend that nothing happened, and cut straight to the point, "I'm going to the Middle East, the return date is undecided, to see if things are going well, before I leave, I'll say goodbye to you, and when I come back, I—"

Adele raised her arm and covered Jason's mouth with her cold palm.

"I don't want to hear it." Adele still said the same thing.

She already knew what Jason was going to say, and she knew what would happen next. It was really uncomfortable to watch history repeat itself but unable to change it.

Jason grabbed the little girl's wrist and pulled her hand away from his face, "Don't run away, I'm just a memory, whether you listen or not, things have already happened."

I understand, Adele thought, but because of this, it's even more...

"I don't want it to happen again," Adele sighed. "Let's call it a day."

"When we get back, maybe it will be exam week," Jason continued stubbornly, like a repeater with a programmed program, "how about we go to the library to review together?"

Not so much, I have a photographic memory, I don't go to school, I don't need to study...

The words rolled over and over on the tip of her tongue were swallowed back into her stomach. Adele finally compromised and nodded silently.

Jason breathed a sigh of relief, "Then I'm leaving?"

Adele waved her hand listlessly, and her tail followed suit by imitating the angle and frequency of her arm movement.

Jason put on the mask, fastened the cloak, and shot the hook gun into the sky, flying away like a nimble bird.

The moment the boy's figure disappeared from sight, the copy that lost the blessing of Aphrodite began to shatter. Standing among the falling debris, Adele calmly summoned the system panel that had returned to normal, and clicked "Force Quit" option.

Before leaving the game, Adele glanced at the dungeon introduction——

【Dungeon·Death of the Family】

【Main Mission · Farewell】

【Subquest · None】

【Number of players · 1 person】

The soft light slowly permeates the dense darkness in front of the eyes, properly expelling the tension and discomfort in the claustrophobic environment.

The consciousness of traveling along the Internet returned to the body, Adele moved her slightly stiff arms, and took off the game helmet buckled on her head.

She found herself lying in a strange posture on the open space near the bedroom door, with mottled bruises appearing on her knees and elbows, as if she had been bumped accidentally.

The corner of Adele's mouth twitched, thinking how did she get here?I remember that I was clearly under the window!

Floating beside the bed is a handful of pale pink light clusters, about the size of a fist. At first glance, it looks like a scaled-down nebula model. Countless stardust is centered in the center, slowly rotating in a clockwise direction, and the light fragments are flickering. Flickering off the ground, the beauty is like a dream.

Adele hadn't seen anything like it before, but when her fingertips slammed against the edge of the nebula, she knew what it was, blissfully.

Countless fragments flashed before my eyes like a revolving lantern——

The window was slightly open, the night wind blew the curtains aside, the boy fell asleep lying on top of a pile of homework, and there was a cup of cold coffee that had only been touched at the corner of the table. With a soft "squeak", the door was pushed open, and the man walked in without a sound, shook off the thin blanket, covered the boy, and carried him back to the bed;

In the dark movie theater, the boy was concentrating on the huge screen, holding a bucket full of popcorn in his arms, and stuffing a handful into his mouth from time to time.On the seat next to him, the man propped his forehead with one hand, and fell asleep in a daze, not very peacefully;

In the office, the man in a suit and leather shoes showed a charming smile, but the teacher with a serious face was unmoved, and still babbled about the boy's various rebellious behaviors.

In the living room, the TV was on and cartoons were playing. The boy with a bad cold huddled on the sofa, leaning on the shoulder of the man in uniform like a boneless man, wiping the tip of his nose red with a tissue;

……

All the good memories belonging to the second-generation Robin Jason Toth, bit by bit, condensed into this small nebula.

Adele dug out a black stone box from her backpack. She carefully guided Memory Nebula, put it into the box and sealed it, then changed her clothes and was ready to go out.

When she got to the living room, she got a text from Tim.

"Where are you going secretly? I can watch."

It seems that there is a lazy voice passing through the data network, popping out from the screen, dancing vividly.

"I'm not secretly, I'm going out openly." Knowing that there are surveillance cameras around, Adele didn't bother to reply to text messages, and simply said, "Is Jason at home? I'll send him something."

Another text: In that safe house you know.Can I ask what it is?

Adele lifted the box and shook it gently, and the memory nebula collided around in the box, making a pleasant piano sound.

Tim turned on the speaker: "...you got the record player in there?"

"Where is such a small record player?" Adele's head was full of black lines, "Let's go, I'll be back soon."

Jason had just finished taking a shower, with a white towel wrapped around his lower body, he took a bottle of Coke from the refrigerator, found a hot dog, and stomped towards the sofa with his slippers on.

He was about to sit down when a space door opened above the sofa, and Adele fell through the gap.

Tim's voice sounded without warning, haunting and everywhere, "Adele is here to warm you up!"

Jason: "..."

Just had a sweep of the house!

When did the damned little red bird install the bug!

Can't stay in this safe house!

Adele looked all the way down Jason's collarbone...

Jason pulled the jacket over with a blank expression, and pulled the zipper to the top exaggeratedly, "What's the matter?"

Little Troublemaker has learned badly recently. He used to knock on the door in a polite manner, but now he directly enters the house swaggeringly.

Adele didn't think this would work, and she kindly suggested: "You dress like this, it's even more—"

Jason's face darkened, and he stuffed the hot dog into Adele's mouth, stopping her from continuing.

Jason had a jacket on his upper body and a bath towel on his lower body. Adele was kneeling on the sofa, holding a stone box in her hand and holding a hot dog in her mouth with difficulty.

The two looked at each other, and both felt that the scene at the moment was very strange.

"Tsk tsk tsk, look at you, I took a picture." Tim was very excited, with the meaning of "I want to make a big news" in his tone, "I sent the photo to Dick."

Jason pretended not to hear Tim's background sound, he cleared his throat, pulled the hot dog out of Adele's mouth, and asked again: "What's the matter?"

"I'll give you something," Adele said, holding up the stone box in her hand, "although I don't think you might want to get it back..."

Jason opened the box with curiosity, and was slightly taken aback when he saw the floating pink nebula.

"...Where did you pick it up?"

The little pink card that was like a dog skin plaster that would appear in the pocket no matter how I changed clothes disappeared. Adele rubbed her fingers and felt that she was not used to it.

"Halloween's prank card, my... well, [Corner Meets Love], what's left after it completely expired."

Jason put the box on the coffee table, and let the memory nebula flutter like a dandelion ball, dangling around, and didn't intend to grab it.

Adele took back the stone box, opened the space door, and prepared to fulfill her promise to Tim to "go home soon", "Anyway, it's delivered, I'm leaving, and then——"

Before I could finish saying goodbye, the second half of the sentence was abruptly cut off. Adele rolled her eyes without warning, lost consciousness instantly, and fell backwards.

At the same time, the pink mist exploded, engulfing the girl's figure.

The sudden change made Jason stunned for a few tenths of a second, his body moved subconsciously, and his arms stretched out to pick him up.

But Jason didn't catch anything, instead he was overwhelmed by something huge and heavy.

The fog cleared, and the situation in the living room was clear at a glance.

Tim in front of the computer was dumbfounded——

Jason was lying face down on the carpet, struggling with a round egg almost four feet high on top of him.

Adele was nowhere to be seen.

Jason finally pushed the egg away, he sat on the ground panting, "What the hell is this?!"

The egg rolled away and hit the foot of the sofa with a muffled "bang". There was a very thin crack on the surface of the eggshell that would be ignored if you didn't pay attention.

"Wait! Don't touch that egg!" Tim had a bad guess in his heart, and he shouted loudly, "I can't see Adele from here, are you still looking for her?"

Jason walked around the small living room while being wary of the weird egg.

"... gone."

"Ah, I told you not to go out, but you are disobedient." Tim began to pull his hair, looking like he was about to collapse, "I suspect Adele is in the egg."

Jason: "...???"

"You don't need to think about it," Tim said with a blank expression. "The fog cleared, and there was an extra egg, but Adele disappeared. It is obvious that the egg is equal to Adele."

Jason: "...seems to make sense."

Tim sighed for a long time, feeling very tired. Since Adele was a troublemaker, the probability of him encountering magical events has exploded exponentially.

"Anyway, take care of the egg, don't get close to it, but don't let it get hurt...I'll contact Constantine."

Don't throw away the strange eggs you find, wrap them in butter, stick them with cheese, fry them in a pan until they are golden and crispy, and take them out of the oil. The Kryptonians next door will cry.

——Damian's Cooking Diary