The Princess Diaries [Comprehensive British and American]

"...So you're angry?"

After listening to Adele's narration, Tony's eyes flashed a little strange light. He put down the screwdriver, put the repaired helmet back on the shelf, and pushed the swivel chair 180 degrees with his hand on the table. , facing Adele who was lazily lying on the sofa eating ice cream.

Tony: "...don't lie down and eat."

Adele blinked her eyes, responded, and sat up obediently. She held a half-full box of ice cream in her hands, and her posture was a bit like a little squirrel hoarding food. It made Tony feel like pulling people over and rubbing them hard. Mao's terrible thought.

Sensing Tony's subtle mood changes, Adele raised a bunch of question marks above her head, and she asked rather vigilantly, "Do you have any thoughts?"

"No." Tony cleared his throat, packed up his messy thoughts and threw them out of his mind, and resumed his serious life mentor appearance.He slid to the sofa on a swivel chair, and took out a bag of dried blueberries as if by magic and handed it to Adele, "Try it, it tastes good."

"Thank you." Adele tore open the package, picked the largest one and put it in her mouth, but her little face wrinkled into a ball with sourness.

Adele casts a condemning look at Tony.

Tony spread his hands out to show his innocence, "Maybe it's an exception, can you try again?"

"I don't want it anymore." Adele threw the dried blueberries on the coffee table in disgust, and rubbed them against the corner of the sofa, expressing her determination with practical actions.

After successfully distracting Adele's attention, Tony calmly turned the topic back on track: "Come on, continue talking about your troubles."

Adele put her hands on her chin, puffed her cheeks, and said sullenly, "I'm not worried."

Tony laughed with a "puchi", "Pouting so hard that you can tie a dog, don't you worry?"

"I'm angry," Adele said very seriously, "I don't care about anything else, but this is the only thing I can't bear, it's a matter of principle!"

"But they didn't say that you were not good-looking," Tony said deliberately, "he just doesn't remember."

Adele is sometimes inexplicably stubborn, and she has her own set of fallacies that she doesn't know where she learned from. At first glance, the logic is strict and it is irrefutable——

"If you don't remember, you don't have special features. If you don't have special features, you're ordinary. Ordinary, you don't look good!"

"Don't try to lie to me," Adele said angrily, with her hands on her shoulders and her neck twisted, "I know it very well."

Tony: "..."

Tony was dumbfounded.

"How did your little head grow?" Tony was puzzled, and he tapped Adele's forehead with his fingers.

Adele grabbed the cushion to cover her head, "Don't hit me, what if I'm stupid!"

"I don't need to do it, it's already stupid," Tony let out a helpless sigh, "There's no reason to be angry at all, are you sure you're upset because of this?"

Before Adele could open his mouth to refute, the corner of his mouth curled up into a meaningful smile, and he continued, "Why do I look like I'm venting anger?"

Adele hugged the cushion for a moment, her eyes blank, "Excuse me? Why?"

"How would I know," Tony shrugged, "I have to ask you."

Adele kicked off her shoes and climbed onto the sofa. She squatted in the corner like a mushroom, put her forehead on her knees, and pulled her hair with both hands, "Ah, I don't know either!"

Unprecedented emotions follow the steaming bamboo shoots after the rain, struggling to break through the heart wall, revealing sharp corners.

It's a bit like a recessed piece of neatly arranged bookshelves. It doesn't hurt or itch, but it's also uncomfortable. If you have a serious obsessive-compulsive disorder, you might cover your face and scream.

But the recessed columns can be filled with other books, but the small horns growing out of the heart cannot be easily removed. Adele is helpless with this strange thing, and can only stare and sulk.

"...Calm down," Tony didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and he didn't dare to tease any more, he hurried forward to free Adele's poor hair from her clutches, "If you don't know, don't even think about it, why do you want to go into a dead end? Let's go, let's take you to play."

Adele looked gloomy, "I don't want to play."

"What about collecting autographs?" Tony suggested, "Isn't there a few that I didn't get last time? I just have nothing to do, so I'll take you there."

Adele was listless, "I don't want it."

The little girl had her messy hair on her head sadly, she just felt that life was hopeless, she didn't like ice cream, she didn't like autographs anymore, she couldn't even arouse her interest in games, and her whole body exuded an air of mourning.

If the aura of a person can be visualized, then the scene at this time must be like this——

Adele's surroundings were crowded with mushrooms, and even small mushrooms appeared on the top of her head and skirts. She was surrounded and submerged by the army of mushrooms, and her whole body was surrounded by black air.

In fact, Tony doesn’t have much experience in coaxing little girls. Most of the girls who admire him will blush with excitement as soon as they see him flying across the sky. Fallen, the rest are those who will not be tempted by him anyway, and Xiaojiali.

...Little Pepper is the wife he took a lot of effort to catch up with!

But chasing a wife and spoiling a daughter are not the same thing at all. Tony has not had much contact with twelve or thirteen-year-old girls, and he can't get their points. .

The real strong dare to admit their own shortcomings and learn with an open mind.

As a strong man, Tony chose to enter the off-court help-seeking session.

Professor X, who was playing chess with Magneto, received a call from Tony.

"Coax your daughter?" Professor X raised an eyebrow, "Is she really your daughter?"

What daughter? Magneto, the famous daughter of the X-Men, caught the key word. He was shocked, raised his head and stared at Professor X's cell phone...

"That's not the point," Tony rolled his eyes. "The point is that she's not happy now. What should I do?"

From the corner of his eye, he confirmed that Adele was still growing mushrooms on the sofa. Tony walked towards the door, put his hands on the phone, and said in a low voice, "I wonder if she is... um... you understand."

Professor X was at a loss, thinking that you didn't say a word about the cause and effect, where can I find out?Even if I can think of people, I can't think of you from such a long distance.

Different from Professor X's ignorance, Magneto instantly understood Tony's hint, he put down the wooden chess pieces he had been playing with, and a little vicissitudes of life appeared on his handsome face, "Oh, I understand, people who raise daughters will have this kind of feeling. trouble."

Professor X: "..."

The world is full of wonders, but there is still a time when the two of you have a good understanding.

And you say it again, feeling your conscience, who raised the child?

"Where are you now?" Tony asked suspiciously, "Why did I hear a strange background sound?"

"It's Eric," Professor X twitched, looking at Magneto, "What do you want to say?"

Magneto: "Of course, first find out who she likes, and then...hehe."

Magneto's tone was light and calm, but his expression became more ferocious. When he finally sneered, his long and curly eyelashes could not hide the fierce light in his eyes.

Professor X: "You didn't hear anything."

Tony: "What nonsense is he talking about?"

Magneto couldn't believe it, "Isn't that bothering you?"

"Yes," Tony shrugged, "but I don't think your advice is going to help."

Tony suspects that Magneto's amnesia is not good enough, and his IQ has also dropped a lot.

Beating up the person the child likes won't solve the problem, it will only intensify the conflict. When the little girl finds out who beat her sweetheart in the future, there will be chaos.

Besides, Adele's problem is a bit complicated, and it cannot be generalized. Her understanding of feelings is different from the universal concept. Some things will deeply touch ordinary people, and Adele is flattering. cast an eye to the blind.

In this case, even if Adele was tempted first, she would not understand what happened, and could only use other excuses to vent the strange emotions in her heart.

"I'd better ask someone else." Tony sighed.

do not!trust me!I'm an expert on this!Magneto felt that his abilities were being questioned, and he was very upset, "Wait—"

Neither Professor X nor Tony gave Magneto a chance to speak. The two exchanged a few casual greetings, and then hung up the phone very tacitly.

Tony grabbed the door frame with one hand, carefully pointed his head at the sofa.

He found that Adele stopped growing mushrooms, and instead lay flat on the sofa in a posture of resting in the ground, staring straight at the ceiling in a daze.

...is this worsening or lessening of symptoms?Tony was a bit sloppy, and he hurried to call the second person for help.

Hawkeye, who was farming in the manor, received a fatal call from Tony.

Glancing at his daughter who was squatting not far away smiling innocently and having fun playing in the mud, Clint scratched his head, "I'm sorry, my daughter is still too young to fall in love."

Tony: "...what use are you for!"

Who's next?

Clark?No, his family is a son;

Mister Fantastic?Uh, their family is also a son;

Then there is no one!

Tony flipped through the address book and fell into deep thought, wondering why it is so difficult to find a colleague with a daughter?

Bald!

Adele was still lying on the sofa, peaceful, dead, and lonely.

Such a cute and lively little girl was tortured like this, which shows that love is really not a good thing.

Tony once thought of giving an assist, and took this opportunity to help Adele experience ordinary but precious human emotions. It is not a problem that some of her cognition has been distorted.

But looking at Adele's current appearance, he suddenly didn't want to do good things anymore.

Distortion is distortion, as long as the little girl is happy, it doesn't hinder anyone, and it doesn't pose any threat.

Tony squatted down beside the sofa and gently rubbed Adele's hair, his voice was full of pity and distress: "What are you thinking?"

"Hungry," Adele said, "would like fried chicken or steak for lunch."

Tony: "???"

Tony: "...Aren't you autistic?!"

Ten thousand alpacas roared past his heart, trampling Lianai, who had just emerged, into crumbs all over the ground.

"If you can't figure it out, don't think about it. You said it." After adjusting, Adele got up slowly, "I've decided, I want to eat fried chicken."

"Fried chicken is good!" Thor suddenly appeared from nowhere, and he enthusiastically said to Adele, "Fried chicken is delicious! I can eat ten barrels!"

Adele's eyes widened, "It's so powerful!"

"As long as you like fried chicken, you are my friend," Sol put his hands on Adele's shoulders, pushing her to go out, "Come on, I invite you to eat fried chicken, they don't want to eat with me, But a meal needs a lot of people to be lively, so it’s boring to be alone..."

Tony stared blankly at the backs of Adele and Saul going away.

Tony picked up his phone and called Bruce.

"Take your daughter away!" Tony was so angry that his stomach hurt, "One day... no, I don't want to see her again for an hour!"

Bruce, who hadn't had enough sleep, was woken up by the frantically vibrating cell phone, his mind was as if stuffed with mud, he was dazed and innocent, he didn't know what happened, he just felt that someone had gone crazy again.

Today I ate fried chicken with Sol, I was very happy, and I want to eat it again!

- "Adele's Diary"

It doesn't look like anything, it's not very good.

——"Jason Watching in the Dark"