The Princess Diaries [Comprehensive British and American]

It was a day later that Adele realized that she had been fooled——

None of Bruce's questions were answered, and the old father showed off a wave of affection in a manner that not only successfully diverted Adele's attention, but also took her home smoothly.By the time the little girl realized something was wrong, he had already used the excuse of being on duty to hide in the watchtower.

There are only Adele and Afu in the huge Wayne Manor. Adele can't lose her temper with the old housekeeper (in fact, there is nothing to be angry about), so she carried her schoolbag and went to find someone who could share her hatred with her. people.

"It's too much, how could it be like this!" Adele angrily poked the cod piece with a fork, and the good fish was tossed to pieces by her, "If you don't know, you don't know, if you don't want to say it, you don't want to say it, and I didn't force him. It can't be simpler!"

"That's the old man's usual style of speaking, you'll get used to it," Jason squatted in front of the cabinet looking for something, "Hurry up and leave after eating, I'm going out soon."

Why do the cubs who run away from home always like to come to me for "refuge"?First it was Dick, then Tim, then Damian, and now even Adele knows it all!

This won't work, Jason's eyes are deep, Lao Tzu's safe house is not a hotel, he can come and go whenever he wants.

"Then go out, I'm fine." Adele gave Jason a thumbs up.

Jason: "..."

Who cares if you have any problems!I don't want my safe house to be taken over by you guys!

"What are you looking for?" Adele asked strangely, "I've searched for a long time."

"Bullets." Jason frowned, "It's clearly placed here..."

Jason turned his head abruptly, meeting Adele's eyes.

Adele blinked innocently, "I didn't steal, don't look at me."

Jason didn't speak, he turned on the computer, called up the surveillance video, and carefully checked the records of each time period.

He suspected that this safe house, which had been ruined into a sieve by a group of birds, was no longer safe, and that thieves had sneaked in to steal things.

Although he didn't understand why the thief only stole bullets and not cash and guns.

However, after searching for a long time, I didn't see anything unusual.

"Have you found it?" Adele finally finished her meal, she jumped up and down to Jason's side, "By the way, I have something to ask you."

Jason stared at the computer screen intently, "Say."

Adele: "Did you find yourself with an extra card?"

Jason found a small crumpled red card from the freshly laundered biker jacket that hadn't been worn yet.

The jacket was worn when Adele dragged her out to ask for candy on Halloween. Afterwards, it rolled around in the chimney and was covered in dust. Jason threw it into the washing machine when he got home. He didn't find the jacket at all. There is also a small thing hidden in it.

"What is this?" Jason narrowed his eyes, "Burn, Little Universe?"

The print on the back of the card is the same as the print on Little Joe's, both are grinning pumpkins, and the text description on the front is completely different——

[Burn it, little universe! 】

Courage gives determination to win;

Courage gives strength to conquer;

Courage gives infinite ammo;

Please enjoy the thrill of fighting!

Adele and Jason looked at each other.

Jason's eyes lit up slowly, "Infinite ammo... is that what I mean?"

Adele first talked about Xiao Qiao, then she shook her head, "I don't know, I only know that this is also a blessing card, there is no harm, take it."

"Try it and you won't know."

Jason picked up the gun on the corner of the table, the magazine was empty and there were no bullets.

He opened the safety, pointed the muzzle of the gun at the wooden door of the bedroom, and fired.

There was an empty sound of "click click", and nothing happened other than that.

"I shouldn't have had any hope." Jason sighed.

"I think you're missing a necessary step." Adele took the gun from Jason, took a deep breath, shouted "Burn it! Cosmos!", and pulled the trigger again.

With a loud bang, the door was smashed.

Jason: "..."

Adele let go, hooked the trigger with only her index finger, and the gun circled half a circle around her slender fingertips.She smiled and said, "Look, I guessed right."

Jason took the gun away expressionlessly, "Suddenly I don't want this 'unlimited ammo' anymore."

It's so stupid, and it's not that the second grade of junior high school will never graduate.

"I can't help it," Adele shrugged. "I can't undo my mother's blessing. I can only wait for the effect to fade naturally."

...Why is it still forced to buy and sell? !Jason was very upset, "How long will it last?"

"I don't know," Adele said, "When you find your ammo comes back, the effect is gone."

"... Then I was driven away by him." Adele sat on the sofa and sulked, her cheeks bulging like round puffer fish.

Warm sunlight passes through the huge floor-to-ceiling windows and spills into the president's office on the top floor of Wayne Tower.

It was a rare sunny day.

Tim's face was covered with the words "There is no love in life", and he shook the card in his hand like a frightened butterfly, "You are about to be driven away by me."

Tim found his black card in the drawer. The printing on the back and the words on the front were written with silver glitter pens. Compared with other cards, the president's card is low-key, luxurious and connotative, which fits his temperament very well.

The premise is not to read the text content.

Unlike Little Joe Jason's card, the pumpkin on Tim's card is a sad face, and the text description on the front is much simpler and rougher——

【If you walk too much at night, you will meet ghosts】

At night, don't always go out and wander around, right?It's not good to stay at home and watch TV!

If you insist on going out... Hee hee, congratulations!There will always be things you shouldn't see.

Adele looked at Tim sympathetically, "This is a prank card. I suggest you not go out at night during this time?"

"I don't," Tim put the card away, smiling slightly, "not only do I have to go out, I also have to..."

Adele had a bad feeling in her heart, and she immediately turned around and left.

"Where do you want to run?" Tim grabbed the little girl's long ponytail quickly, "Bruce has been on duty at the watchtower these days, and he asked me to take care of you before he left, so you can decide where I go next." where to."

"Isn't this appropriate? I'll cause you trouble." Adele struggled hard, and even considered breaking her will, "And you just said that you would drive me away!"

"I've changed my mind," Tim said slowly. "You little troublemaker, of course it's appropriate to keep it close by."

Outlaws in Gotham discovered that Red Robin had an extra tail.

Little Tail's fighting power is very strong, and with a wave of his hand, lightning will fall from the sky, splitting people and running away.

"Red Robin cheated!" The criminals quit and shouted, "How can they cheat! We agreed to only use physical attacks!"

"Physical attack? Okay." Little Tail gritted his teeth, put away the lightning, and released a large group of fighting geese.

Criminals were chased by geese even worse.

Afterwards, there was a terrible rumor in Gotham that Red Robin was actually the owner of the goose factory.

"You took her to watch the night," Robin jumped onto the gargoyle, and he looked at Adele with dissatisfaction, "This is not a game."

Adele said angrily, "Do you think I want to come?"

Because of the effect of the prank card, there are 90 more problems on Red Robin's night patrol than usual (accurately counted by Red Robin himself). Just after solving one problem, another problem arises, and it goes back and forth endlessly.

"A family must live in harmony," Red Robin assumed an elder brother's attitude. "Night watch is a family activity, and she is of course qualified to participate."

I don't want to participate!Let me go back to watch TV!Adele lowered her head, wilting like a cabbage beaten by frost.

"Heh, who wants to play boring games with you." Robin said disgustedly, "I'm leaving."

"Wait," Red Robin threw a dart at Robin, blocking his path, "do you have a card?"

Robin kicked the dart away, "What card?"

"Didn't Little Joe tell you?" Adele told Robin about the card.

Robin proudly stated that all this has nothing to do with him, he will continue the night patrol, let the play house group play elsewhere, don't hinder him.

Adele sneered, "I'm going to get closer to him."

The whole family needs to be tidy, and no one is left behind. Why is it that she is the only one who is caught in a difficult situation, and if she dies, everyone will die together.

For the first time in history, Red Robin didn't turn back. He stared at Robin's back and asked thoughtfully, "Has he gained weight?"

"That's right!" Adele echoed, "He's so fat!"

Red Robin: "...I'm telling the truth."

Adele: "I really think so!"

Red Robin: "Oh, forget it."

The next day, Damian ushered in a slap in the face.

At the dead and silent breakfast table, Damian suddenly frowned. He asked uncertainly, "Did you hear the cry for help?"

Tim yawned. "You're hallucinating."

Adele carefully painted on the slice of bread with tomato sauce, "I hear countless cries for help every day, many of which are the predators of the weak in nature, you have to learn to ignore them."

I asked these two idiots because my IQ dropped... Damian rolled his eyes, stood up, and walked into the kitchen following the direction of the voice.

While Tim was flipping through the newspaper, he glanced over Damian's chair out of the corner of his eye and saw a light blue card lying on his chair.

"Huh? What's this?" Tim picked up the card curiously, and opened it——

【Fried fish】

Fish is a good partner of human beings;

Yuyu is so cute, why eat Yuyu!

As a Chosen One, you can communicate with fish.

Tim: "..."

Tim slips the card to Adele.

"Ah, he really has it too." Adele knew that it was a good thing her mother did when she touched it a little. "He is quite lucky. This is a blessing card. According to the description, the effect should be that it can communicate with fish?"

Tim didn't want to talk, and Tim was emitting black air all over his body.

It is known that there are currently four cards, one of which is a prank card. Tim got the prank card. Find Tim's lucky value.

The answer is lucky E, there is no salvation.

While Adele was racking her brains to think about how to comfort Tim, Damian came back, holding a basin in his hand with a crucian carp swimming in it.

"I think I can communicate with the fish," Damian said with a dreamy expression, "it asked me to save it."

Adele showed the card, "Congratulations, you've won the lottery."

Tim clapped his hands and said dryly: "Congratulations, you have qualified to compete for the next king of Atlantis, and the burden of promoting the peaceful coexistence of sea and land will be entrusted to you."

Damian: "...Go away."

Damian declares that he will not eat any seafood until this ability wears off.

"You should eat less," Tim said coolly, "You're getting fat."

"Heh," Damian teased the crucian carp, not forgetting to hate Tim, "Drake, you might as well look in the mirror yourself."

"I took the photo," Tim said with confusion on his face, "I also gained a little weight...I stay up late every day and eat very little, how can I gain weight?"

"Irregular diet, it's normal to gain weight," Damian mocked, "It means you're getting old."

"It's not just you and me, everyone else is slowly gaining weight too," Tim was completely immersed in his own thoughts, not paying attention to Damian's diss at all, "This is not normal, I always feel like something is going to happen."

Damian didn't bother to talk to Tim anymore, he just talked to himself.

After breakfast, everyone left, and only Adele and Ah Fu were left in the entire Wayne Manor.

Adele received a huge package addressed to her from Richard Grayson.

"Dick gave it to me?" Adele opened the package curiously, and found that it contained a helmet-shaped thing with many data cable connectors on it.

Dick attached a handwritten note: Dear Adele, I agreed to play games with you, but I've been very busy recently and it's hard to spare time, so I'll give you the game equipment first, and you can explore by yourself according to the instructions .

Adele checked the Internet and found that what Dick gave her was the necessary equipment for the latest holographic game Animi, which is owned by the famous game company Abstergo. The peak in history has instantly become the new favorite of Internet addicted teenagers and young people, and the media called it "an epoch-making invention".

The biggest feature of the game is "flexible dungeons". Except for a few fixed main cities, the dungeons in the virtual world are randomly selected from the player's memory, and then arranged and combined in random order. The dungeon is unique, with different playing methods, different styles, and different customs clearance conditions. It is almost impossible to copy, which greatly improves the playability of the game.

"Is it so miraculous?" Adele murmured softly, "It's comparable to mother's manor... Human wisdom is really not to be underestimated."

Adele didn't immediately enter the game exploration. She didn't understand human games, and she didn't have that much interest. Since Dick promised to take her to play together, she was willing to wait.

Dick...yes, almost forgot about Dick!Everyone has entered the Kane Manor. It makes no sense that everyone else has a card, but he was left behind.

Especially when Dick is Aphrodite's favorite big baby.

So Adele sent a text message to Dick: "I have received your gift, I like it very much, and I am waiting for you to take me to play~By the way, have you found a special card on your body?"

Dick's reply came quickly: "As long as you like it. There is indeed a strange little card that can't be thrown away... So it was you who sent it."

A photo was attached to the text message. In the photo, a small yellow card was held in a bony hand, and four or five fluffy cat paws were resting on the arm.

Adele was confused, wondering what was going on with Dick, and she didn't forget to show off the cat in the photo, what's there to show off, there are a bunch of lion and leopard cubs in Wayne Manor.

After reading the instructions on the card clearly, Adele's doubts were quickly answered——

[Humanoid walks on its own... catnip! 】

The cat is too high and cold to be touched?

The cat is too arrogant to be touched?

The cat is angry and won't let you touch it?

Now these are no worries, your sweet scent will drive countless felines crazy!

Adele: "..."

The phone buzzed and it was Dick calling.

Adele pressed the answer button.

"I'm so annoyed now! It feels like all the cats in the neighborhood are staring at me!" Dick panted, "It's okay to roll around while hugging my legs. A cat just tried to pick my clothes off! It's scary!"

"Adele, can you help me destroy this card? If I continue, I won't even dare to leave the door."

"Adele? Adele? Princess? Are you listening?"

I'm listening, but I really can't do it, I can't help!

With an idea, Adele choked her throat and said in a mechanical voice: "Sorry, the user you dialed has turned off the phone."

Dick: "...Hello—"

"I love you, okay, hang up!" Adele mercilessly turned off the phone.

Bludhaven, on the side of the road in front of the police station.

Dick was overwhelmed by the tide of pussy, overwhelmed.

The onlookers were amazed, took photos and posted on Twitter.

Dick became popular because of this, and countless girls left messages saying that children only make choices, and when they are adults, they want both cats and handsome boys!

Since everyone has it, how can you forget yourself, daughter?

The biggest benefit is for you, okay!

——"Diary of a Goddess"