The Princess Diaries [Comprehensive British and American]

Jason, who was wearing a pumpkin hood, turned around in a daze for several times as if he was drunk, and then fell forward with a "boom", hitting his head on the wall.

Adele: "Hahahahaha."

Xiao Qiao: "..." Hold back!Can't laugh!

Jason, who was dizzy, tried to stand still while holding on to the door frame. He felt a heavy weight around his neck, as if an iron weight was hanging on it.

"Change me back quickly!" Jason took a deep breath, and the pumpkin-flavored air poured from his nostrils into his lungs, sweet and greasy.

"Then why don't you give me a few pieces of candy?" Adele stretched out her hand in front of Jason and shook it, "I told you not to give me any candy, just trick me!"

"Where can I find you candy?" Jason started to have a stomach ache again, and he had an idea, and changed his topic, "You take this damn pumpkin away, and I'll go buy you candy, wear How did this thing get into the store!"

Xiao Qiao thinks it makes sense. The pumpkin that Adele created is big and heavy, far exceeding the average level of normal pumpkins. Wearing such a pumpkin hood, Jason can't go shopping properly at all. He will only be blocked when he enters the door. stuck in the door frame.

"I don't think it's a problem," Adele was unmoved. "Anyway, your face is blocked, and no one knows who you are. Besides, it's Halloween, and no one will think that the red hood has replaced the pumpkin." Hood, I just think you're joking."

"The point is that I can't see the way!" The pumpkin swayed from side to side, "At least carve out my eyes! You pumpkin is a defective product!"

"It has eyes, but it's not carved through." Adele said thoughtfully, "It's easy, you squat down, and I'll help you clean the pumpkin flesh."

Jason had a bad feeling in his heart, "How are you going to clean it up?"

Adele took out a small knife from her bag, held it and shook it, "It's the same as carving a pumpkin. Don't worry, I'm a good hand at carving pumpkins. If you don't believe me, ask Xiao Qiao."

Xiao Qiao nodded vigorously, remembering that Jason couldn't see now, he added: "That's right!"

In the living room of the Kent family, there are a total of twelve decorative pumpkins, large and small, each with a different expression and pattern, all made by Adele herself.

"Don't come here!" Jason felt a chill running down his back. He was really afraid of Adele, a little troublemaker. He wondered if it would be the same thing to carve a pumpkin and put a pumpkin on a human head and then carve eyes?If you are not careful, you will lose your appearance!Who dares to make fun of his handsome face and fragile life.

Jason stumbled back two steps. He could still find the correct way to enter the house in the twilight, but just like what Xiao Qiao was worried about just now, the pumpkin really got stuck on the door frame.

The surroundings are very quiet, so quiet that you can hear the laughter of children on the street in the distance.

Adele's dead conscience suddenly throbbed a few more times. She cleared her throat, and kept her face away from looking at the red face... The miserable state of the pumpkin hood, she only waved the rose branch in her hand.

With a "bang", pink smoke exploded and enveloped Jason. After the smoke cleared, the pumpkin disappeared, the red hood fell to the ground with a "bang", and Gululu rolled to the edge of the wall.

"I was wrong, I'm sorry." Adele approached Jason hesitantly, with a cautious and probing look like a kitten breaking a vase, apologizing while worrying about being beaten.She tried her best to blink her clear blue eyes, and her tone was very sincere, "I shouldn't turn you into a pumpkin mask, what should I do to calm you down?"

Jason picked up the hood and put it back on his head. Under the hood, his face didn't show the annoyance and anger of being teased. On the contrary, the corners of his mouth even raised slightly, drawing a smile that was not a smile.

He said in a cold tone that didn't match his expression, "What do you think?"

Adele thought for a while, and glanced at Jason sadly, then she took a deep breath, put on a heroic gesture, and snapped her fingers crisply.

The entrance of the candy store with all kinds of cute decorations.

Red Hood went in aggressively with a gun in his hand to collect protection fees...ah no, he went in to buy candy, leaving Xiao Qiao in a Batman cosplay costume and a little girl with a huge pumpkin on her head waiting by the side of the road, blown away by the wind. shivering.

"Actually, there's nothing wrong with a pumpkin hood." Through the thick pumpkin wall, Adele's voice sounded a bit muffled, and she was comforting herself, "At least the wind can't blow my head, so I can keep it warm."

A group of happy little mummies ran by on the street, and one of the bear children mercilessly mocked Adele's pumpkin hair, "Hahahaha, look at it! That pumpkin head is so ugly! It's still wearing Iron Man's clothes! We put Get him out of Gotham!"

Before Adele could speak (she didn't even realize that she was being ridiculed), the red hoodie who came out of the store with two boxes of candy spoke first, and he "tsk" dissatisfiedly, "Why don't I go first?" Kick you out of Gotham?"

"Run! It's the Red Hood!" The little mummies ran away in fright, "Mom said that babies who can't do their homework well will be spanked by the Red Hood!"

Red Hood: "..." Am I so free?And isn't Batman always the best person to scare kids like this... is it Penguin and Black Mask?When will this honor be my turn.

"Are you still doing this kind of thing?" Adele asked.She may have some supernatural powers, and her blindness does not prevent her from accurately raising her hand and grabbing the hem of the Red Hood's motorcycle jacket.

"Yeah, I can do anything." Red Hood handed a box of candies to Xiao Qiao, and stuffed the other box of candies into Adele's arms. He said quietly, "On the Red Hood APP, you can place orders for various businesses." , as long as the price you give is beautiful enough."

Xiao Qiao's expression suddenly became weird, and Adele nodded thoughtfully, and the pumpkin swayed back and forth with her movements.

"Okay, grab the candy and go, don't wander around on the street." Red Hood waved his hand like chasing chickens, "It's getting dark."

Adele fumbled to open the package, took a piece of candy, and realized that she couldn't eat it when she put it in her mouth. She frowned dissatisfied.

"I don't want it, it's fun after it's dark, and I don't want enough sugar yet." Adele opened the bunny bag, showing the black opening to Red Hood, "My goal is to fill this bag. "

Xiao Qiao said mildly: "I saw you stuff a whole pumpkin in yesterday."

Adele stretched her arm into the bag and fumbled for a while, then pulled out a jack-o-lantern with a smiley face carved on it, "This is what you're talking about?"

Red Hood: "..."

Xiao Qiao took the pumpkin with a complicated expression, "Yes."

"Also, I kept a few spares." Adele pulled out another jack-o-lantern, and she handed it to Red Hood, "Here you go! How can Halloween be without jack-o-lanterns?"

The corner of Red Hood's mouth twitched, "Thank you."

"And mine." Adele muttered softly, pulling out the third pumpkin lantern.

Xiao Qiao couldn't help asking: "Don't you feel heavy?"

"Unsinkable," Adele said, "You can think of this bag as an entrance to another dimension."

Xiao Qiao: "...Then I don't think the candies that will arrive tonight can fill it up."

The pumpkin hangs down in frustration, and the original funny smile looks much sadder.

"Not necessarily." Red Hood said suddenly.

The Pumpkin jerked up and spun around to face Red Hood.

"Halloween, the most important thing is to have fun." Red Hood said casually, he hooked his fingers at Adele and Xiao Qiao, "Go, I'll take you to rob."

A bar that trades secret information under Penguin's command.

There was a loud "bang", the door was kicked open forcefully, the red hood strode in with two guns in hand, glanced around, and finally landed in the corner.

Three or four gang leaders, large and small, are having a meeting to discuss drug trafficking, complaining that since the Red Hoods took control of the West District, they have set a lot of rules for them, such as young people who are not allowed to deal with drugs, women and the elderly are not allowed to be bullied, Once someone who beat and robbed a child was found out, he would be pushed to the ground and beaten up in public... In short, life is getting worse and worse.

Unexpectedly, when Zheng was complaining happily, the real master came to the door.

"Red Hood!" A bald man shouted, and panickedly pulled out a submachine gun from under the table. He roared, "How do you know us... who is a traitor!"

The middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes backed away under the protection of the bodyguard, "It's about this time, is it useful for you to ask?"

The woman in the long silk dress was terrified and slumped in the chair, speaking incoherently, "I... I don't know anything! They threatened to come..."

"I haven't said anything yet." Red Hood sighed, and stepped aside to get out of the way. "What a surprise."

A child wearing a pumpkin hood and the same armor as Iron Man walked in swaggeringly, followed by Batman who was one size smaller.

"Trick or treat if you don't give me sugar!" Pumpkin spoke in a soft voice, and she sounded like a little girl.

Gang leaders: "..." What are you doing? !

"However, it's Halloween," the small Batman said with disgust, "There's no candy, it's miserable."

"I keep my word," the little pumpkin girl pulled out a rose branch as if by magic. "If there is no sugar, I will make trouble."

Pink smoke enveloped the entire bar, and when the smoke cleared, all the villains had an inseparable pumpkin hood on their heads, and those hidden guns turned into huge candy canes, full of boxes for negotiations The dollar bills that were bought and sold turned into neat pieces of chocolate.

Looking at the scene of the pumpkin heads lying on the ground and moaning, Adele fell into deep thought, "I came to ask for candy, but I didn't get one piece of candy, so I sent out a bunch. Am I at a loss?"

"It doesn't matter," Red Hood gathered the candy canes and chocolates together, and told his trusted subordinates to come and pick up the goods, "If you go a few more stores, you can always get them."

Adele rekindled hope, "You are right, let's go!"

The trumpet Batman looked at the joyful Adele, then at the upright red hood, hesitating to speak.

For the villains, this year's Halloween in Gotham City has been a nightmare.

The red hood took the little pumpkin girl and the young Batman to various gymnasiums crazily.They robbed money, guns, and candies. Those who couldn’t hand over the candies were turned into pumpkins by the pumpkin girl, and then they were taken to various prisons by the roaring police cars, and soon there were pumpkin heads in the prisons...

After the fighting goose, the Pumpkinhead is Gotham's second new urban legend that scares criminals.

"...Everyone who makes troubles has become a pumpkin. Thanks to you, I am temporarily unemployed," Ye Yi drove home on a motorcycle, "The remaining few hours can be spent in peace."

"You're welcome, just playing casually," Red Hood parked the car under a tree 100 meters outside Wayne Manor, "Has the old man prepared any candies?"

"No? I don't know," Ye Yi said, "Anyway, no one would come all the way to the suburbs to ask for candies... What's wrong?"

"That's what you said wrong," Red Hood smiled slightly, "Someone is full of anger because he didn't get a piece of candy all night."

Ye Yi: "???"

Which child is so unlucky?

"It's not because of you." Adele was very unhappy, she glared at the red hood, "I see through you, I just want me to teach those bad guys a lesson for you, and I didn't consider my mood at all!"

Red Hood silently took out a candy cane.

Xiao Qiao: "...This is made from a gun, can't you eat it?"

Red Hood silently took out a bar of chocolate.

Xiao Qiao: "This is money, so you can't eat it."

Red Hood looked at Young Joe.

Xiao Qiao covered her mouth and made a zipper gesture.

"Ah Fu buys enough candy for Halloween every year to fill a room, but no one comes to ask for it." Red Hood pointed to the gate of the manor, "You go now, it's all yours."

Adele was dubious, she snorted coldly, and walked towards the manor aggressively with the pumpkin on her head, "Have you heard the story of the wolf coming? This is the last chance!"

From the position of the red hood, the gate of the manor can be seen at a glance. Adele and Xiao Qiao walked side by side. what.

"So you're hiding here!" Dick jumped down from the treetops and held Jason's shoulders, "It's all here, let's go in!"

"No." Red Hood patted Dick's hand away, turned around and stepped onto the motorcycle, and then Dick grabbed him by the collar, like a cat being strangled by the neck.

Red Hood: "... let go!"

Dick: "I don't! You're already here, if you don't bring you in, Bruce will blame me!"

Red Hood trembled like an electric shock, and his hair exploded visibly, "Bah! Don't talk nonsense! He won't—"

"That's Ah Fu! Don't care who it is, come in with me!" Dick refused to let go.

While Red Hood chatted with Dick, Adele and Joe were walking down a country road.

"Do you think we can get candy?" Adele's voice sounded sullen, causing Pumpkin's face to look sad.

"Sure!" Xiao Qiao said firmly, "Dad brought me here last year, and it was almost here. At that time, I didn't know Damian, nor did I know you..."

"Hello, excuse me," a polite female voice sounded, and a young woman wearing a black and white dress with meticulously combed hair suddenly appeared next to the two of them. She bowed respectfully, "If you want candies, Why don't you consider Kane Manor next door to Wayne Manor? My master has prepared a generous gift and is waiting for you two to come."

Xiao Qiao: "...Ahh! Where did you come from!"

Although Xiao Qiao's hearing was not as good as his father's Superman, it was far superior to ordinary people. Before the woman spoke, he didn't even notice that there was a third person nearby.And even now, he couldn't hear the woman's heartbeat, and if he looked closely, he could even find that she wasn't breathing...

this is too scary!Little Qiao was so frightened that he had goosebumps all over his body. He grabbed Adele's wrist and ran forward with her, "No, no! I'm sorry to bother you! I wish you all a happy Halloween!"

Xiao Qiao ran away preoccupied, so she didn't notice that Adele looked back at the smiling woman standing there, as if she wanted to say something.

Running non-stop to the gate of the manor, Xiao Qiao turned her head tremblingly, only to find that the woman had disappeared.

"Damian! Open the door!" Xiao Qiao slammed on the doorbell, "There is a ghost!"

Halloween is for the whole family to be neat and tidy, Xiaojie Bird, come home with me!

- "Dick's Diary"