The Princess Diaries [Comprehensive British and American]

As soon as Adele finished speaking, the sky changed.

Dark clouds surged and spread, quickly covering the entire city.

A huge, lightning-covered cloud dragged its long tail and swished towards the outskirts, landing in Wayne Manor with a thunderous force.

"Adele!" the roar of anger was deafening, "You little rascal—"

Adele handed the laurel branch forward and shook her wrist slightly.

The bright yellow flowers hidden among the branches and leaves collide and make a crisp sound, like bells singing with the wind.

The cloud suddenly dissipated, revealing a huge golden carriage. A handsome man sat in the carriage with his arms folded and let out a cold snort.

"For you," Adele smiled obediently, "I planted it myself."

Apollo jumped out of the carriage, took the laurel branch from Adele, and casually pinned it on his collar. He narrowed his eyes and looked at her for a moment, then asked coldly: "What's the matter with your hair?"

"Just kidding, it's not important," Adele blinked, "I need your help!"

"Don't be cute to me, it's useless." Apollo raised his hand to cover Adele's face, and pushed the little girl who was approaching back a little.Although he said so, the tone of his next words was much softer, "That's great, what trouble did you cause?"

"It's not too big, it's just a trivial problem," Adele's eyes rolled around, "I accidentally drank 'intoxicated' and lost my memory... What should I do?"

Apollo raised his eyebrows in surprise, "Have you lost your memory? Are you so bad at drinking?"

"It's not me," Adele turned around with her hands behind her back, stomping her feet, "It's my father... oh, tell me what to do!"

"It's nothing to do. After a year or so, I'll be sober, and I'll be fine," Apollo said coolly, "I thought it was a big deal, why did you call me over in such a hurry?"

A year and a half?That's over, the graves of the police officers who died in the Gotham Police Department can grow three feet high!

Adele sighed, thinking that you vulgar god doesn't understand at all, my father is Batman, this city cannot live without him for a day, just like a child who has not yet been weaned cannot live without his mother!

"Then it's none of your business here, so go away," Adele changed her face very quickly, and she waved her hand in disgust, "Goodbye."

Apollo: "...is there anyone like you?"

"What do you want?" Adele looked at Apollo with caring and tolerant eyes for mischievous children, "You don't know what to ask, so what's the use of you?"

The corner of Apollo's mouth twitched, "Actually, there is another way..."

Indulging in alcohol can make the drunk temporarily forget their troubles, but it cannot erase the memory forever. The memories covered by the drug always remain deep in the brain. As long as there is a strong enough stimulus, the maze can be broken.

"Forget something, let him go through a similar scene again," Apollo combed his long golden hair with his slender fingers, "The higher the similarity, the better."

Adele smiled and made an "OK" gesture, "Thanks, would you like to come in for a cup of coffee?"

"Forget it, you have no sincerity at all," Apollo got into the car, flicked his whip vigorously, and flew away with Pegasus, "I'm rushing to take a walk in the sun, so I won't talk nonsense with you, it's sunny today."

Adele waved a small handkerchief to send off Apollo, "Remember to give Gotham more sunshine! It's too dark here!"

After Apollo left, the dark clouds dispersed and the sky cleared up.

Adele asked Tony for Scarlet Witch's cell phone number, and sat on the edge of the flower bed dangling her short legs to make a call.

"Hello, this is Wanda," Scarlet Witch's voice sounded tired.

Adele said cheerfully, "Wanda, I have found a solution!"

After listening to Adele's story, Wanda fell into a long silence.

Adele waited patiently for a while, but in the end she said, "Let's forget it."

Adele: "???"

"We all agree that he is in a good state now," Wanda said in a sincere tone. "He makes iron and steel, and loves life, health and sunshine."

Adele: "..." kind of rhymes.

"All he has forgotten are memories related to Magneto," Wanda let out a long, helpless sigh. "You don't want to know how much it will cost him to relive these memories."

Recalling Magneto's feats of bombing missiles, destroying the Golden Gate Bridge, and going to the White House to threaten the President of the United States when he was young, Adele suddenly felt that Wanda's choice made sense.

Magneto can be confused, but Batman must not be confused.

Adele, who had found a solution, walked briskly towards the villa. She jumped up the steps, grabbed the doorknob, and was about to open the door when she stopped suddenly.

Looking through the transparent glass on the door, Adele noticed five people in the living room with ten eyes staring straight at her.

... She is inexplicably kind.

Adele slid into the room like a vigilant little animal, and she obediently sat on the sofa near the door, keeping a safe enough distance from everyone.

"What are you doing?" Adele asked.

Damian had two dark circles under his eyes that were comparable to pandas, and the air pressure around his body was as low as a typhoon, "Solve the trouble you left behind."

With the help of his friends, Robin's night patrol last night went smoothly.

After that, Raven took Beast Boy back to Titan Tower, while Little Joe went home to pack up his things and go to school.

Damian is actually quite cute, but he always has a cold face, so when he puffed up his cheeks with obvious baby fat, even if he was still rolling his eyes at the same time, Adele's cuteness can be weird Got poked.

"Oh..." Adele let out a low cry full of love, she tolerated Damian's unreasonableness with great generosity, "I found a solution."

"Very good," Damian said, "tell me."

Adele repeated what Apollo said.

"Can you put me back to sleep, I have a meeting this afternoon," said Tim, whose dark circles were much worse than Damian's, "I told you, I have a meeting with Red It doesn't matter Robin, I'm just an ordinary president of an ordinary company, not a fan of cosplay."

"It's actually quite interesting," Bruce responded more calmly than Tim. "After learning that I have four sons but not even a daughter, I don't think it's so hard to accept that I am Batman .”

Adele: "..."

The sympathy for Damian that had just arisen was quickly snuffed out and buried by Adele, and she and he were inseparable!

Dick was the one who was the most frantic and collapsed. He grabbed the collar of the red hood and kept shaking it, his tone was heartbroken, and those who didn't know it thought they were acting in a Shakespeare play, "Why why! Jay, you are still alive, I I was so happy that I was going crazy! But then I learned the bad news that you are the Red Hood... Is this forcing me to arrest you in the police station with my own hands! Ah! This cruel and merciless reality!"

The hood of the red hood was taken off and placed on the table. He was unexpectedly young and handsome, even if he looked loveless and was swayed by Dick like a tumbler, it did not detract from his handsomeness.

"I also want to know why," Red Hood said dryly, "why I got involved in your family's mess, my brain must have been caught by the door."

"Please shut up, Dicky?" Tim put his head in his hands. "Stop being crazy!"

"How can I be calm?" Dick said with tears in his eyes. "I feel like poor Juliet—"

Adele strikes before Damian draws the knife, knocking Dick out with a snap of her fingers, sending him falling headfirst into Red Hood's arms.

Red Hood made a blank face, and stuffed Dick behind the sofa like a corpse, out of sight and out of mind.

Perhaps it was Dick's end that frightened Tim. He finally didn't insist on going back to sleep, but curled up pitifully in a ball, nestled in the sofa, and tried to stay away from the murderous red hood in the limited space.

Red Hood: "..." It's none of my business!Obviously it was Adele who brought him down!

Without Dick's piercing cries, the conversation could finally go on normally.

"According to the method she said, let's try in turn," Damian pressed his temple in labor pain, "Father comes first."

Damian felt that he could never look down on the three people who had amnesia and didn't cooperate, and he couldn't count on the little troublemakers like Red Hood and Adele. To be on the safe side, he had to bring a night watchman every day.

The red hood has no objection, anyway, he doesn't plan to take care of it... at least he won't take care of it openly, at most he can hide in the dark and watch, don't let the helpless old man and the plastic love brothers get beaten by the murderous Gotham criminals die.

Adele asked Afu for Batman's mask, ran up to Bruce and handed it to him, "You get used to it first!"

Bruce took the mask, studied it with interest for a while, put it on his head, and found that it was very suitable.

"It's just tailor-made for me." Bruce marveled.

Damian couldn't complain anymore, thinking that it was tailor-made for you.

"What's the most important thing about being Batman?" Adele asked Bruce seriously.

Bruce thought the scene was funny, and he shook his head cooperatively.

...and you still want to teach him how to be Batman?Damian smiled mockingly, but didn't respond, just watched, thinking I'd like to see what you have to say.

Adele cleared her throat and announced solemnly: "It's the voice!"

Bruce suddenly realized.

Tim thought about it.

Damian and Red Hood: "..."

"Come on, follow me," Adele tried to lower her voice, creating the feeling that she had throat cancer, "I am Batman!"

Bruce suppressed a smile and followed her example, "I'm Batman."

"It's not like it," Adele frowned, "it's lower."

Bruce repeated: "I'm Batman."

Adele: "Well... lower?"

Bruce: "I'm Batman."

After the two repeated it countless times, Adele finally felt that it was almost done.

Adele: "You can graduate."

Bruce applauded, "You taught me well."

Damian grabbed the cushion to cover his face, he really didn't want to see the retarded behavior of the two.

...Kill me, he thought desperately.

Worse than waking up as Batman is having four sons and not even a daughter.

……sigh.

- "Brucey's Diary. "