The Princess Diaries [Comprehensive British and American]

The fourth person who crossed the passage was Little Joe, who "swished" past Nightwing and Robin like a gust of wind, and rushed towards Adele cheering, "Thank God, you're still alive!"

Adele smiled, "Of course I'm alive...why are you here?"

"Father said he couldn't hear your heartbeat all of a sudden." Xiao Qiao patted her chest with lingering fear, "I was so scared to death, I almost thought you... Cough, it's just good to be fine."

Nightwing's uniform was a simple tights with a belt, and the passing Joe had little effect on him.

But Robin is different, he has an extra cape.

The wind brought by Xiao Qiao's running overturned the thin and flexible cloth floating behind Robin, and the usually cool concave shape suddenly became a burden, wrapping Robin around his head.

Robin struggled like a cat in a sack, "Little Jonathan Kent!"

"Calm down!" Ye Yi hurried to help, "Oh, I told you to take off the cloak, you and B... Batman just won't listen to me, look..."

Red Hood laughed unceremoniously.

Xiao Qiao poked her head out from behind Adele, and said embarrassedly: "I, I didn't mean it, I'm sorry!"

"Is there no one else?" Adele waited for a while, but she didn't see a fifth person coming in. She asked curiously, "Where's Clark, he assured you to come to Gotham by yourself?"

Xiao Qiao found that Adele seemed to have misunderstood him. In her eyes, he might be similar to an ordinary child...

"I'm very good!" Xiao Qiao justified himself, "Dad and Batman are outside, and Mr. Constantine said that the magic circle is easy to be destroyed. In order to prevent the passage from being closed accidentally, someone needs to guard it."

"Well," Adele suddenly said, "then let's go out."

Sphinx: "..."

The neglected Sphinx was unhappy. She couldn't believe that she had such a large, strong and fit figure, but she didn't have any sense of existence in the eyes of these humans. Are they blind?

She is going to make a fuss.

"Please, listen, question!" Sphinx took a deep breath and beeped loudly to try to attract attention. She also shook her wings vigorously, and the white feathers fell like snow, falling on everyone's heads and faces. "What animal walks on four legs in the morning and two legs at noon—"

"People! Everyone!" Adele was startled by the loud noise surrounded by 3D. She pouted off the wing feathers that floated into her mouth, held the puppy in one hand, and put one hand on her hips, looking up at the Sphinx. , interrupted her mercilessly, "Isn't your race too aggressive? You don't understand the importance of keeping pace with the times and bringing forth the new. After thousands of years, you have been asking a question over and over again, and any fool knows the answer. !"

Adele's voice was not loud, but she unconsciously released a bit of power that belonged to God.Beasts are far more sensitive to danger than humans, and the Sphinx immediately realized that Adele should not be provoked. She folded her wings cowardly, with a bit of bewilderment and bewilderment on her face, which made her look a little pitiful.

"I... I don't understand," the Sphinx said aggrievedly in a voice that he thought was low, but was still very loud: "I've been living here... 嘤QAQ!"

other people:"……"

Adele was ruthless: "You are so big, why are you so cute!"

The Sphinx thought about it for a moment, then shrank with a beep, and turned into a cat with wings.

The cat squatted in the middle of the road, flicked its tail, and let out a soft cry: "Meow."

Robin's eyes lit up.

The little golden retriever was suddenly vigilant, it had a sense of panic that it was about to fall out of favor, and it writhed restlessly.

Adele calmly pinched the back of the golden retriever's Fate's neck, successfully suppressing the restless dog.

The cat stretched its wings, flew towards Adele, hovered in front of her and said respectfully: "Your Highness, please allow me to point you to the way to the light."

"No need, I can go out by myself." Adele pointed to the temporary passage created by Constantine, "According to the agreement, if the passer-by answers the correct answer, you have to commit suicide in shame."

"I only said that those who answered the questions correctly could pass the checkpoint. I didn't say that those who could not answer the questions or answered incorrectly would be eaten..." The cat shrank its neck, its desire to win was very strong. "So, so I don't have to kill myself."

"It's a pity to die," Robin was about to move, but he still hadn't given up, "how about—"

"That's none of your business," Ye Yi kept vigilant all the time, determined to nip all of Robin's wild and unrealistic thoughts in the bud, "don't even think about it."

Robin became angry, "G--you don't care!"

Adele turned a blind eye to the two people who were arguing not far away, she picked up the sphinx's wings and shook them, "I didn't intend to kill you either, let me ask you a question, do you know who put this box maze on?" From Gotham?"

The Sphinx was so shaken that stars appeared in front of her eyes, she replied honestly: "I don't know, I slept for a long, long sleep, and when I woke up, I saw you, Your Highness."

The Sphinx was the first talking and communicative monster Adele and the others encountered. She didn't even know the cause and effect of the incident, and it is estimated that other people with low IQs would not know it.

"Forget it, let's talk about it first." Adele let go of the kitten's wings, and as soon as she turned around, her face changed slightly, and she staggered and fell forward.

Acupuncture-like pain and overwhelming dizziness attacked Adele's brain, and her eyes were blurred, as if the whole world was spinning.

The nearest Red Robin caught Adele, "What's wrong with you?!"

The person who was only one step behind Red Robin turned out to be Constantine. He took Adele's hand, placed a soft kiss on the back of her white and soft hand, and said with a smile, "The waves of the Aegean Sea are not as bright as yours." Clear and pure eyes, please allow me to praise you, Your Highness."

Adele felt that the pain had subsided a little bit, and she was about to speak with difficulty to urge Constantine to continue boasting. Others who were shocked by Constantine's actions came back to their senses one after another, and Xiao Qiao took the lead. Jumping three feet high, he jumped up and grabbed Constantine by the collar, and threw him out like a sack.

"What are you doing!" Xiao Qiao stammered in anger, "You rascal!"

Adele: "..." No!Bring me back quickly!I need him!

Robin snorted disdainfully, "I know you're a scumbag, but I didn't expect you to be such a scumbag."

Ye Yi frowned disapprovingly, "It's too much!"

Red Robin held the electric baton vigilantly, "Stay away from her!"

One of the insiders, Red Hood, was very happy to hear about this, and he didn't intend to explain at all. He just stood aside and watched the fun, very happy.

Adele, the second person in the know and also the person involved, had a headache and heartache. She cast her blurred eyes in the direction where the red hood was in her memory, her eyes were deep and sad.

Red Hood: "...cough."

Constantine took a light breath, grinned and got up from the ground.The strength of the Kryptonian is really great, even if he is a mixed race, he should not be underestimated. He suspects that he has broken a bone.

"Even if my rhetoric level is a mess, you can't treat me like this, after all, I am saving her," Constantine said with a dark face, "This lady's strength is overdrawn and needs to be replenished, and she can't make it up to the passing line in time The above will be life-threatening.”

He snapped his fingers, and an icon similar to the power of a mobile phone appeared next to Adele's head out of thin air. The picture showed that the remaining power was a dangerous 1%.

"Look, it's about to shut down automatically."

Xiao Qiao was skeptical, "Really? Isn't this your trick?"

Even a kind and well-behaved child like Xiao Qiao doesn't believe Constantine's words. This person's credit value has broken through the bottom line and fell into hell... When Adele is jumping back and forth on the edge of death, she can still struggle to find energy to defame her a handful.

Robin said firmly: "It must be fake, do you believe him?"

"Really." Red Hood never let go of every opportunity to slap Robin in the face.

Robin: "... how do you know?"

Red Hood didn't bother to answer.Hearing that Adele's life was in danger, he no longer stood idly by, walked over quickly and squatted down on one knee, and looked into the little girl's blank eyes.

Adele was dizzy, her eyes were blurred and she couldn't see the figure clearly, she could barely hear the sound, and when she heard the footsteps of the red hood approaching from a distance, she said sadly, "I'm going to die."

Red Hood sighed inaudibly: "No."

Adele added: "I will remember the love poem you read to me, and it will be an early mourning, which is very appropriate."

Red Robin holding Adele: "What???"

Red Hood almost gritted his back molars, "...You better forget about it."

"If you're really shy, try another method," Constantine urged maliciously, "seriously, kissing will work faster, and she won't care—well, I won't say it."

Constantine made a gesture of zipping his mouth.

Little Joe lowered his fist, Red Robin and Nightwing retracted the electric baton, only Red Hood's gun was still pressed against Constantine's temple, without any sign of moving.

Constantine: "...that..."

Red Hood was a little annoyed, "Shut up."

Constantine gave in, "Okay, don't shake your hands."

Red Hood sneered: "That's not certain."

It didn't take long for the others to understand why the Red Hood was so stubborn about bullying Constantine.

Because doing so ensures that at least half of the people he reads his outrageous love poems to Adele don't laugh.

Commonly known as dying to save face.

Adele's battery bar rose slowly at a speed like a small snail climbing a wall.

"Robin, no video recording," Ye Yi said without any sincerity, without any real intention to stop it.

Robin hehe: "You put the phone down first."

Red Robin... He should have participated in it too. The four little birds of the Bat family have never spared no effort in the activity of brothers cheating each other. Each of them has a few copies of the other's black history in their hands.But Red Robin was in a trance at this time, his eyes were confused, and the calm voice of the red hood forced him to recall the fear of being dominated by Jason Toth in a skirt and lap dance not long ago.

"...You and I love each other out of sincerity," Red Hood said with a calm (numbly) expression, "Although we are separated by different lives—"

"Change another song," Adele's battery has recovered to 40%, and she has the strength to act like a demon. She willfully ordered, "I don't want to listen to this."

The corner of Red Hood's mouth twitched, "Why, do you think I'm a jukebox?"

"I don't listen to tragedies." Adele squeezed her mouth and covered her ears. "My heart can't stand it. I want to eat cookies!"

"Just change another song." After Ye Yi took the photo, he couldn't help chirping at the little girl's wet and aggrieved eyes, "Her heart can't take it."

Red Hood asked politely, "Why don't you come?"

Ye Yiyu taught his second brother earnestly: "Be gentle with girls, and be patient with patients."

Red Hood looked at Adele.

The hazy water vapor quickly filled Adele's eye sockets, and the crystal teardrops could not fall off, trembling slightly hanging on the slender eyelashes, making her look even weaker and pitiful.

Red Hood stared at the 40% battery, thinking that this act was quite reasonable, and gave Adele a thumbs up.

Adele was so angry that she wanted to hit someone.

"Look at Adele." Ye Yi's eyes became more and more pitiful, "Pale little face, bloodless lips, teary eyes... Don't you feel distressed?"

As soon as Ye Yi finished speaking, Adele's battery bar "swish" rose a lot, directly breaking through the 80% safety line, changing from yellow to green.

Robin broke out into an earth-shattering laugh: "Hahahahaha!"

Ye Yi was confused and innocent, "Wait, what happened, I didn't do anything?"

Red Hood: "..." This is several meanings!

Constantine was frightened: "Don't shake, don't shake, please, my dear, can you move the gun away? My head is not a target!"

Red Hood was hurt, he was so angry, he went on strike.

Adele looked at Constantine.

Constantine spread his hands to show that he was helpless - the muzzle of the red hood's gun never moved from his hapless and poor head.

Adele looked at Ye Yi again.

"Uh... let's go," Ye Yi suddenly became nervous, he looked around, "This, this is not good..."

What's wrong with that?Adele was confused, thinking that you praised me with love before, and it will be done once again!

A twisted melon is not sweet, Ye Yi is unwilling, and Adele can't force him, so she can only look up at Red Robin, and say straight to the point: "Full my battery, and we'll be even."

Red Robin lowered his head and looked at the little girl. He was very entangled. He couldn't repay his life-saving grace too much, but...

"I don't know how to recite love poems." He said helplessly.

It is even more impossible to kiss an underage little girl.

Constantine couldn't hold it back, and laughed with a "puchi", "God, what does this have to do with love poetry? Just praise her for being beautiful."

As soon as he finished speaking, Adele's battery went up by 1%.

Red Hood casts a benevolent glance at Constantine.

Constantine raised his hands in surrender, expressing that he did not dare to wave.

Red Robin was shocked, he pointed at Red Hood, his fingers trembling slightly, "Then what's going on with him?"

"He can't boast, so he can only recite poems aggrieved." Adele looked weary, like a flower that lacks water and drooped her head. She gave the red hood a sad look, "Maybe in his eyes , I am ugly."

Red Robin: "... What misunderstandings do you have about your appearance?"

Adele's battery went up another 1%.

"Continue!" Adele's eyes lit up, and a hazy white light appeared all over her body. She said happily, "Don't stop!"

Red Robin: "..." How should this continue? !

Robin, who had watched the play for a long time, finally spoke. He asked lazily, "Is it necessary to be full of characters?"

As soon as Robin spoke, Adele wanted to blow up for no reason. Maybe the two of them had a natural disagreement.She stared at Robin for a while, and answered him silently in her heart, "I like to be full if I like it, and I didn't ask you to help me." But she asked a seemingly irrelevant question: "Three nights ago , in the sewer near the Gotham Museum, did you pick up a pearl?"

Constantine's eyes flickered slightly, and Ye Yi was stunned for a moment.

Robin's face changed, and his attitude changed from casual and relaxed to serious in an instant. He straightened up slowly, and scanned Adele from head to toe with a scrutinizing gaze, before nodding and admitting, "That's right."

Finally found it... Adele breathed a sigh of relief, "That pearl belongs to me and is very important to me, can you return it to me?"

"Okay," Robin said slowly, "but I didn't bring it with me. I left it at home. I'll get it for you when I go out."

Adele smiled politely: "Thank you."

After confirming that the pearl was in Robin's hands, Adele instantly lost enthusiasm for hearing people praise her for her beauty.

"Let's go if you have nothing to do," Constantine said hastily, "There's nothing to do here."

A group of mermaids passed through the passage, and Adele walked at the end, and was bitten by the hem of the clothes turned into a cat by the Sphinx.

"Your Highness, can, can you take me in," the cat asked shyly, "I can guard the door! As long as I have the opportunity to learn..."

The golden retriever pricked up its ears vigilantly, and yelled threateningly: "Wow!" My three-headed hell dog's special skill is guarding the gate, how dare you take my job!

"Okay," Adele held out her hand, "but you can't kill people."

The cat jumped on Adele's palm, ecstatic, "I'm vegetarian! I'm not like other sphinxes!"

The golden retriever didn't dare to protest Adele's decision, so it could only vent its grievances on the cat, and it gave the cat a contemptuous look.

Adele returned to Gotham on her front foot, and the passage on her back foot was closed. The gray fog in the sky swirled like a tornado, shrunk toward the center, and finally condensed into a blue stone box the size of a palm, lying in the middle of the road like a little turtle. .

Constantine bent down to pick up the box, patted off the dirt on it, and found a small gap in the lower left corner of the box, which was destroyed by him.

"It's a pity." Constantine said regretfully.

The box can still be used, but the gap cannot be repaired, which means that everyone who enters the maze has an extra shortcut to clear the level, and the effect is immediately greatly reduced.

Adele pulled out a rose branch from the void, and tapped it against the box.

White light enveloped the box like a gauze, flickered twice and then disappeared.

"I added two locks, most people can't open them, so they can't use them to harm people." Adele hooked her fingers, "Give it to me."

Constantine hugged the box subconsciously, "This is my trophy."

"I'll keep it safe." A hand suddenly stretched out from the side, and pulled the box away from Constantine's arms without refusing.

Constantine was hesitant to speak, but he could only admit that he was unlucky after struggling for a long time. After all, it was Batman who robbed him. He was overbearing and unreasonable.

"I can't help but forcefully drag me here to deal with the trouble, and I won't give you any benefits after solving it," Constantine sighed, "What a robber."

Grabbing Constantine, Superman smiled innocently, "As a member of the Dark Justice League, this is your responsibility."

Constantine rolled his eyes, and drew a space door freehand, "Let's go, don't bother me again."

"Ah, I almost forgot." Before the space door closed, Constantine turned around and greeted Adele, "Your Highness, please send my regards to your mother."

Adele was slightly taken aback, "Do you know my mother?"

Constantine smiled slyly, "She owes me 17 years' rent."

Adele had never heard her mother talk about someone named Constantine, so he shouldn't be important, but in the box maze, Constantine could recognize her at a glance... This person is really interesting.

The heart suddenly contracted violently, the blood in the whole body roared and boiled, and the blood flow speed increased instantly. An inexplicable feeling pulled Adele out of her contemplation, pulled her to turn around, and saw a few steps away. Batman.

Batman's eyes were blocked behind the lighted glasses, but Adele just felt that he was looking at her.She raised her hand and pressed her chest, frowned, and whispered, "What does it feel like..."

... the feeling of the blood being pulled.

A second later, Adele's eyes widened in shock, "You—"

Batman flipped his wrist and spread his palm up, revealing the shining pearl lying quietly.

His voice was low and hoarse: "Is this yours?"

Mayor my dad is Batman! ! !

So what's up with him and Tony? ? ?And Superman? ? ?

into contemplation.

- "Adele's Diary"

The author has something to say: My period makes me fall to the ground_(:_」∠)_

It was really uncomfortable last night, and Xia Xia struggled to code while sucking Xia Xia. After Xia Xia fell asleep, she coded and rested for a while. Anyway, she was so painful that she couldn’t sleep. Make it up with the day before yesterday.

I didn't mean to break the update QAQ