The Princess Diaries [Comprehensive British and American]

"Where did the little bird come from! It's so cute!" Xiao Qiao threw away the luggage and rushed over excitedly, but was grabbed by Damian. He struggled unhappily, "Let me see it!"

"Slow down," whispered Damian, who has always been infinitely patient and amazingly gentle when dealing with small animals, "you're going to scare her."

The chubby little bird jumped back like a marble, changing its foothold from the back of the sofa to the cabinet. She tilted her head, her little black eyes were full of vigilance.

"Okay, okay..." Xiao Qiao slowed down his voice embarrassingly, he tentatively stretched out his hand to the bird, "Hey... how did you get in?"

The little bird made a childish "chirp" sound, and stood firmly in place unmoved.

Little Joe lowered his head in frustration.

"Oh, look at me." Damian "comforted" Xiao Qiao with a complicated tone that sounded full of sarcasm on the surface, but actually concealed a bit of awkward concern. The slump was swept away, and the bright smile came again—then he lightly hooked his fingers towards the bird, "Come here."

At this moment, Damian's expression was abnormally gentle. Just looking at his face, passers-by would never imagine that he was calling to a bird, and would only think that it was a young master flirting with a girl.

... In a sense, this statement cannot be miscalculated.

There is a reason why Damian is so confident. He has a physique that attracts small animals. When he was a child, birds would always fly to his window and beg for food. No matter how ferocious a dog sees him, he will shake it. The tail is brought up to beg for smooth hair, and Gotham is full of unruly cats, as long as he passes by, they will basically lie down and masturbate.

This made Xiao Qiao envious.

However, Young Master Wayne, who has always been unfavorable to animals, hit a wall today. The silver-throated long-tailed tit that somehow flew into Kent's house looks cute, but has a cold personality. Facing Damian's overtures , she held her head proudly, flapped her wings and flew——

Huh?Why can't I fly?Am I too fat?Didn't I agree that it's just fluffy!Adele turned her neck strangely, and caught off guard to meet Damian's eyes who were close at hand.

Adele tweeted: "..." Shocked!How did he catch me!

Xiao Qiao: "Wow, you shot so fast! I almost didn't see clearly!"

"This is a silver-throated long-tailed tit." Damian's fingers brushed Adele's long tail. Pecking him with his mouth, "Maybe it was raised by someone, the cage was not closed properly, and it ran out."

"Did dad raise it?" Xiao Qiao ran from the living room to other rooms, checking one by one to see if there was an empty cage, "I'll call him and ask!"

Clark Superman Kent, who was squeezing the subway in a regular manner, received a call from his son. After hearing Xiao Qiao's question, he raised his hand to wipe the sweat that didn't exist on his forehead.

The moment Adele turned into a bird, Clark had already heard and seen all this, but considering Adele's previous visit to Damian's indifferent and calm appearance, in order to take care of the little girl's face, he Or decide to pretend you don't know anything.

"Ah, yes," Clark made up nonsense with his eyes open, "isn't she cute? You have to get along with her."

Xiao Qiao scratched her head, "But I didn't find the cage?"

You want to put her in a cage? !The corner of Clark's mouth twitched, and he taught his son solemnly: "Isn't it good to let her fly freely? Birds belong to the sky, you can't lock her up."

It sounds plausible, but something doesn't feel right.The dizzy little Qiao nodded, and asked again: "Then what should I feed her? Damian said that this kind of bird eats bugs."

You still want to feed her worms? !Thinking of the kryptonite that was given to him in a beautiful box, Clark shivered, "No, no need, you open the window, she will go for food by herself."

...then fly away?Does my dad keep birds like this?

Xiao Qiao fell into deep doubts.

While Xiao Qiao was communicating with his father, Damian was trying to communicate with Adele, and he found that as long as he didn't try to touch the chubby bird, she wouldn't blow her fur fiercely.

So after being pecked a few times without pain, Damian and Adele barely reached an agreement to live in peace.

But both of them were whispering in their hearts.

——What's the matter with this person?Why is his skill so agile?

Adele Jiu couldn't figure out how Damian caught her. Even if she flew a little slower, she shouldn't be caught, right?What a disgrace to be a bird!

—What's the matter with this bird?First time encountering an animal that doesn't like me!

Damian kind of wants to take this special bird home to study and study. He is sure that his aura of attracting animals is still there, so it must be the bird's problem.

Xiao Qiao hung up the phone, and turned around to see Adele standing on Damian's shoulder.

"Wow, how did you do it?" Xiao Qiao leaned over enviously, wanting to touch Adele's little head, but she tilted her head away, he was a little aggrieved, "She despises me!"

"Just don't touch her." Damian thought that she also disliked me.

You don't want to be licked... Little Qiao stared at Adele Chiu longingly, like Little Red Riding Hood looking at a roast goose in the candlelight.

Adele chirped when she saw her hair blown all over, she jumped up and said "Jiu chirp" twice.

What to see!Don't even touch it!snort!

Adele Chiu originally thought that Damian was just passing by, and would leave after sitting for a while, but who would have thought that the two little boys started watching TV after playing with the birds, and got bored watching it, so they dug out the game console...

Ahhh!If I had known, I would have gone out!Come back tonight!Why can't I think about becoming a bird!Adele bury her head in her wings in a breakdown.

"...I'm hungry," Adele Jiu, who was about to fall asleep after an unknown amount of time, finally heard Xiao Qiao say in a daze, "Shall we order takeaway?"

"You order your own, I'm going back," Damian said, "something..."

Adele Jiu felt that she had been moved from a warm place to a slightly colder place. She subconsciously shook her fur and shrank into the "corner".

Damian handed Adele Chiu, who was sleeping in his palm, to Xiao Qiao. Watching the little bird rubbing his head against Xiao Qiao's fingers, he lightly poked her fluffy head, and said in a low voice: " sleep."

After Damian left, Xiao Qiao put the game console back in the drawer, and then he carried the bird to the kitchen to look for takeaway orders.

He was seriously studying what to eat, when he heard a "bang", a cloud of pink mist exploded in Xiao Qiao's palm, and at the same time he felt his hand sink, as if something huge had fallen down.

Unprepared Xiao Qiao let out a cry of pain and subconsciously threw the heavy object away.The smoke cleared away quickly, and he was stunned to find that there was a girl who fell face down on the originally empty floor, while the bird sleeping in his hand was gone.

"You, you, you," Xiao Qiao stammered, "who are you!"

Adele slowly turned over and rubbed her blushing forehead with her white and tender hands. She looked at Xiao Qiao deeply for a while, then smiled suddenly, and asked in a bewitching tone: "Have you heard of that?" The story of the snail girl?"

Xiao Qiao shook her head blankly, "No."

"Then let me tell you." Adele calmly walked to the chair and sat down. "Once upon a time there was a little boy named Jonathan who saved a snail..."

After the story was told, Adele rested her chin on one hand and stared at Xiao Qiao with burning eyes.

Xiao Qiao blushed inexplicably, and he looked away embarrassedly, "So, so you are the snail girl?"

He didn't really suspect that Adele was making up nonsense to tease him. After all, Adele was not as beautiful as a human being, she was still shining slightly, she looked like a little fairy no matter how you looked at it.

Adele: "...Of course not! Did you see me as an escargot!"

"The story is just a metaphor," Adele said solemnly, crossing her arms angrily. "I'm a bird! Not a snail!"

Xiao Qiao suddenly realized: "So it is like this!"

"Then...do you know how to cook?" Xiao Qiao asked shyly, "Do I not need to eat takeaway?"

Adele rolled up her sleeves and walked into the kitchen, "Of course! But you have to promise me one thing. You can't tell anyone about my existence. Once someone finds out, I can only leave this country..."

Although Xiao Qiao didn't understand the logic of Adele's words, he still nodded seriously and raised his hand to swear: "Don't worry, I will never say anything!"

Adele smiled contentedly.

Daily Planet Building.

Clark spits out his coffee, and Jim, sitting across from him, scraps a shirt.

Jim was expressionless: "Is it so surprising to you that Tony Stark seems to have a daughter?"

Clark hurriedly apologized, and took out several pieces of paper to help him wipe his clothes: "I'm sorry!"

Who surprised Tony Stark's daughter, I'm mourning my kitchen that's about to blow up!

Clark was heartbroken, thinking why his son was so stupid, it was fine to believe Adele's story, but he even asked her to cook!You know Wayne has never been compatible with cooking!

………Wait a moment?what did jim just say

Tony Stark's daughter?who?

Why is Clark's son so innocent hahaha, does he still believe that there is Santa Claus in this world?

... He really believed it!

- "Adele's Diary"

The author has something to say: Adele is a little devil who looks like an angel.

I fell asleep last night because I was too sleepy, and I woke up early today!Finished writing in one morning (/ω＼)

Very good, keep this routine in the future!