When the Super British Ruled the Earth[British and American]

The same problems that once plagued Gamora are finally coming to superheroes.

Silia's aesthetics are terrible and deeply rooted. Fortunately, she is now far away from the closed environment on the spaceship. Ebony Maw and Thanos are not all by her side, so the Superheroes still have a chance to change.So, they started the difficult task of rectifying Xilia's three views, world view and aesthetic view.

Since Xilia is a person who honors death in battle, she is not afraid of life or death, and it seems that there is nothing else that can restrain her.Fortunately, the earth's extensive and profound food culture has caught her... er, her stomach.

Celia, who has left the shackles of Thanos, is like a wild horse that has run free. Now only delicious food can barely control her.Tony asked Jarvis to prepare some standard photos of handsome men on Earth, so Jarvis found a collection of the most handsome public figures voted by humans in the past ten years on Earth, the ranking of the sexiest men in the history of the Earth, and the most wanted to marry by women A collection of [-] men, a collection of the [-] men that gays love most, a collection of [-] men that les admire most...

"What kind of mess is this?!" After seeing this thick pile of voting results and various lists, the superheroes were all shocked, "When did human beings choose so many fancy things? of?"

"This is folk entertainment and gossip, and we generally don't interfere." Jarvis explained, "Here is a collection of voting men's lists for all ten years, which should represent the average vision of people on earth, and in these materials, There is a 60.00% triple overlap between the characters on the list."

The three turned over with great interest.Both Bruce and Tony immediately reached out to the ranking of the men women most want to marry. In the midst of the competition, Jarvis silently took out another piece of information. It seemed that he knew that the two would compete for a long time.

And the number one on the list of men women most want to marry is Bruce Wayne.

Bruce laughed happily and Tony frowned.

"It doesn't make sense!" He scrolled down several times, and found that he was ranked fourth, "Why am I No.4?!"

"Because your identity is bound to Iron Man, and Mr. Wayne is not bound to Batman." Jarvis said, "Maybe women feel that the risk of marrying Iron Man is relatively high."

"No vision." Tony snorted.

These lists are basically monopolized by some world-renowned movie stars, singers and superheroes. The top ten nominees are basically just floating in the rankings, and there are no new people appearing.Of course, the nomination rate of some relatively low-key or faceless Chaoying is much lower.For example, Bucky, his identity is basically kept secret, and he has never been seen in public, so he is not included in the ranking.

However, to everyone's surprise, Steve Rogers ranked No.1 in the collection of the most handsome public figures.

"Isn't that a vote in ten years?" Bruce said, "I remember Steve being frozen for 15 years."

"The mainstream people who voted basically saw Mr. Rogers on TV or in reality when they were young or young, and it seems that this impressed them." Jarvis said, "According to the data, before the 'Great Peace' Of those films, the most popular movies to watch are the Rodgers biography and Roaring Squad adaptations."

Everyone continued to look through the information, and Tony picked up the ranking of the sexiest men in history. The top few were nothing more than him, Bruce, a few other superheroes, and a few movie stars, but when they turned to the first page, Tony raised his eyebrows .

"Did I read it wrong?" He said, "Superman is actually the number one on the list. Humans are obviously afraid of him to death. He can make a city into a mess when he flies across the sky. How could..."

"No matter how scared you are, you will become a nympho." Bucky smiled, "The mentality is pretty good."

"Where did you get these things?" Bruce asked.

"Some are on the normal network, and some are extracted from the human dark net established by human hackers themselves." Jarvis said calmly, "This is the progress of those hackers among human beings in the past five years." It's getting bigger and bigger, but it's a pity that compared to the learning speed, I'm still faster. So I can discover every secret network they form."

As a super-intelligent AI, Jarvis has long had the ability to learn independently.Once there is intelligence, the learning speed of the machine is unimaginable to humans.

"Very good, sort out the photos of these people and instill correct aesthetics in her every day!" Tony closed the material.

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Therefore, before eating every day, Xilia had to watch a group of pictures of men on earth.When she was most unloved, Tony was still with his arms around his chest.

"Look hard, look hard!" Tony said, "If you like any one, I can call you over."

"You call Superman over, and then destroy the earth." Celia complained expressionlessly.

She really worked very hard to watch it!But these earth men are so clear and watery, their skin is either white or black or yellow, they are not good-looking at all!And she has been watching it for a long time, and she is a little bit face-blind.

When Silia was looking hard at the photos of human males under Tony's supervision, a person floated in unsteadily—it was the vision that came to find Tony.

"Tony, you haven't returned to the alliance for a long time." Vision said, "As the person in charge, you have to come back at least once a month, right? Wanda and Natasha asked me to... find... you...?"

Before Vision finished speaking, he saw Tony's eyes widen, and every organ on his face was exerting force.

"What are you expressing to me?" Vision said gently, "Am I bothering you?"

It's too late.

When Tony heard the sound of the chair behind him rubbing against the ground, Tony covered his face in despair.

Celia looked at Vision with bright eyes.

Where did this handsome little brother come from?Look at this sexy red skin and the gemstone on his forehead, and this gray body that feels like rubber, oh my god, his handsomeness has a feeling of a minority.

Tony closed his eyes, and he took a deep breath.

"Vision, I'll give you three seconds to get out of here." Tony said, "Don't come here again."

"But..." Vision said, "I just want to tell you that I accidentally hacked into the safety net of the human government when I was idle and bored, and it seems that they discovered it."

"You and Jarvis must have a common language in this kind of thing, go find him." Tony said expressionlessly.

So, Silia watched helplessly as the inexplicable vision flew away.

"Who is he?"

"Don't think too much, he has a girlfriend." Tony put his arms around his chest, "Hurry up and take a serious look at the photo!"

Celia: Hey QAQ

After three consecutive days of experimentation, the Superheroes discovered that instilling pictures of handsome, handsome men from earthlings in her would not work.

"Aesthetics are the most difficult thing to reverse, and you need to take your time." Bucky comforted Tony, "Our top priority now is to test Celia's ability, don't forget, in half a month, we will hand her over to justice. Alliance. And the X-Men...Charles is also very interested in aliens."

No way, they had no choice but to give up changing Xilia's aesthetics first.But after knowing the truth, every time they came into contact with Xilia, when they thought that they were ugly in Xilia's eyes, that kind of unknown anger suffocated in their hearts.

At the beginning, Bucky and Tony planned to conduct a test in the underground training ground of the base. They wanted to find out where the limit of Celia's ability was, and they also wanted to know which 'school' her power belonged to.James expressed his admiration for Celia's power to push Tony 300 meters a few days ago. It must be a very powerful force, which made Tony's uniform take a beat to react.

After arriving at the spacious underground training ground, they first prepared an unmanned Iron Man suit standing there, controlled by the Jarvis system.

"Come on, Celia, try to use your strongest strength." Bucky said gently to Celia who was a little confused.

Xilia is very cooperative with them in this aspect, after all, cannibals have short mouths.She stretched out her hand, concentrating on Iron Man's body with all her attention - there was a sound of scraping iron and the ground, and the iron suit only retreated tens of meters.

"Is this your greatest strength?"

Celia nodded.

"No, your strength this time has not reached one-fifth of the last time." Tony said.

"I've always been like this." Celia muttered, "It's the same when I'm in the spaceship. I always feel that I can't use my strength. I feel so tired and hungry. When can I eat?"

Wait, I can't use my strength...?

Tony and Bruce looked at each other, as if they understood something.

If Celia has Kryptonian blood, will her strength be related to the sun?Before, both of them just thought that Xilia was an alien with a big appetite and had never eaten good food, so they were so gluttonous.But if you think about it according to this new idea, Celia has been staying in the base after repelling Superman for the first time. There is no way to use the sun to replenish energy, so she can only rely on food to gain strength.The last time Tony was repelled, it may be that the power accumulated intermittently during this period was completely consumed.

"Come on, let's change places," Tony said.

He turned around, put on his sunglasses, and walked outside. James handed Celia a piece of chocolate and followed behind him.

"Where are you taking me?" Celia asked suspiciously.

Tony turned his head, under the orange-red sunglasses, his amber eyes looked at Celia.

"Take you to bask in the sun and recharge your batteries."

"But I want to see that handsome red-skinned guy from last time..."

"No, you don't want to," Tony said deadpan.