When the Super British Ruled the Earth[British and American]

Earth, late night, the comprehensive base of superheroes.

Celia sat in front of the table with her head bowed, her expression innocent.

She seemed to be facing the most dangerous moment of her alien life-Superman, the white lord who was said to be feared by all people on Earth, was with his arms folded, and his indifferent blue eyes were fixed on the top of Celia's lowered head.

"If you want to live on Earth," Superman said slowly, "then you have to abide by the human order."

"If you give me a spaceship and let me leave the earth, I have no objection." Celia raised her head quietly, and she said sincerely, "If you insist on loading me with a ship of earth specialties in a hospitable manner, I will More will not refuse."

But asking her to abide by the human order—what are you kidding, there are so many cumbersome and terrifying regulations on the earth, she doesn't want to obey them, and if she wants to obey them, it means that she still needs to learn the earth's culture?No thanks, that would be better than killing her.

Clark: ...

He has never been very good at talking, and he didn't expect Xilia to block his words with an innocent and sincere face.

In fact, superheroes have enough reasons to keep her. Superman knows what they are thinking. She is the first person who can attack him by surprise. All human heroes want to understand what is special about her. .Superman knows all these things, but he acquiesces-this is a manifestation of believing in his own strength.

But for this alien girl, he didn't seem to have a reason to keep her on the earth, but there were countless reasons to expel her.

Before he could say anything, Celia lay prone on the table, her slender fingers gently stroking the little arctic fox on the table.

"I feel like we are," she said, "Did my father take me on the spaceship like this, like a pet?"

"More than that." Jarvis added softly, "I think he will have a high chance of destroying your planet by the way."

"Oh." Celia rested her chin on her arm, looked up at Jarvis, and said contentedly, "That means I'm unique."

"you--"

Only one syllable in Superman's words, Celia kept lying on the table, turned her eyes and looked at him.Clark was silent again.As the daughter of Thanos, the strength that Celia showed on that day is enough to prove that she is not an idle person.But why does it seem like he is bullying her by saying one more word now?

His intuition told him that this was not what the alien girl really looked like, that she was not as fragile as she seemed.Moreover, her heartbeat has been steady from the beginning to now, she is not afraid at all, but she still has to pretend to be innocent and pitiful?

"Did you spend the past 20 years on Thanos' spaceship like this?" Clark couldn't help asking.

"I can't be my father's best child, so I will be the most obedient and obedient child. That's why Proxima Centauri and others hate me so much." Silia muttered in a low voice, "I thought that planets are different, and people's ideas are different. It's different. You also think I'm too weak?"

"Of course not. You're trying to curry favor with Thanos in order to survive, aren't you?" Jarvis said softly.

"No, I really admire him." Celia said firmly.

"He tortured you, and you still think you worship him?" Jarvis couldn't help asking.

"Father is good to me." Celia said confusedly, "When did he torture me?"

"You said that he threw you into space for 2 minutes, and that would kill you."

"That's experience." Xilia said seriously.

"You also said that he once condoned Proxima Centauri to beat you seriously."

"That's a normal sparring between sisters, and I've always been weak, so it's normal to be beaten." Xilia said inexplicably, "Why do you always twist my words?"

Clark/Jarvis: ...head hurts!

Jarvis looked at Clark, and he said helplessly, "Forget it, Mr. Kent, just let her stay on Earth. With such an IQ, she will be cheated to death if she goes to an alien planet by herself... We just treat it as charity."

Superman also gave up the important task of teaching Helia.Her worldview, which is the opposite of the whole universe, is already very good to be alive.

Clark turned, ready to leave.Behind him, Celia slapped the table and stood up.

"Where are you going?"

"Go home." Superman said flatly.

"Don't leave so early!" Celia wailed, "Tony won't let me go out, and he and Bucky won't come here either. I'm bored here by myself."

Jarvis: Am I not human?

...Wait, he really doesn't seem to be human.

Superman stopped in his tracks, and he turned his head slowly. The expressionless face that was covered with snow like the North Pole all the year round finally caused a wave of waves.

"...you want me to play with you?" he said in disbelief.

Everyone on this earth is afraid of him to death, wishing that he would not show up for the rest of his life.So much so that when Celia said this, Clark felt a sense of trance.She is really not afraid of him.

"I don't want to play with you, I'm just very interested in you and want to chat with you." Xilia said enthusiastically, "How often do you change your clothes? Is there a washing machine in your fort? Or do you have a cabinet that is exactly the same? uniforms? Why don’t you ever wear any other color uniforms? If you don’t like them, why hang them in the hallway?”

Clark: ...He must have had a brain twitch just now when he suddenly wanted to come here.

If you know that Xilia's thoughts are so annoying, it's better to make her afraid of him!

Clark felt he had intimidated her a bit, telling her to restrain herself.

Superman narrowed his eyes slightly, pursed his thin lips slightly, and the temperature in the whole room immediately dropped by five degrees, as if a terrible deterrent force field formed around him.At that moment, Jarvis's system alarm automatically sounded, and the emergency system facing Superman was ready, and countless kryptonite-related weapons were ready underground.

"Mr. Kent, please don't—" Jarvis began.

Meanwhile Celia clapped her hands happily as she climbed onto the table.

"You're angry!" she said. "What happens when you're angry?"

Both men froze, neither of them expected that Xilia's first sentence would be this.

"...I can't help myself," said Superman. "Since the last time I got angry, the earth has been at eternal peace."

Wow, that's so cool.

"I'm starting to think you're a little handsome now." Silia murmured.

Superman:?Wasn't he handsome before?

"Then if you get angry again, will you destroy the earth?" Celia asked expectantly.

"No," Clark said.

"Then what will you do?"

"I do not know."

"Oh." Celia was a little disappointed, but immediately looked forward to it, "Then are you angry now? Will you kill me? How can you lose control?"

...It's agreed to restrain yourself, why is the scene becoming more and more uncontrollable? ?

Superman instantly withdrew his air pressure, and he turned around and was about to leave this place of right and wrong.

He plans not to come here for the next three years, it's too noisy.

Unexpectedly, he suddenly felt his hand sink, and a soft touch came up to hold it.Superman paused, he turned his neck stiffly, and saw Celia's hands tightly pinching his, and a pair of sapphire-like eyes blinking at him.

"Have you had dinner tonight?" she asked anxiously.

Clark shook like an electric shock, and he seemed to have returned to the fear of being muttered by Bruce, no, this alien girl with a bad brain is more open-mouthed than Bruce! (Bruce was inexplicably shot. The 28-year-old baby Lai was waiting in the manor for his mother to make himself biscuits. Wayne sneezed inexplicably.)

Clark shook his hand subconsciously, but he didn't expect Celia to hold it too tightly, so when Clark raised his hand, Celia also rose into the air.

The two suddenly looked at each other inexplicably, and they were silent.

Blue and blue eyes faced each other, and after an embarrassing blank period, Xilia, who was hanging in the air, narrowed her eyes and revealed a nasal smile.

"Have you ever eaten snow in the North Pole?"

Clark: ...

This time, Superman withdrew quickly.After a gust of wind, there was no one in front of Xilia.

Jarvis came over. As the security system of the entire base, he was a little bit in shock.

"What the hell were you doing just now?" Jarvis said softly and seriously, "You can't do that next time, you can't provoke him on purpose, understand?"

Celia licked her lips, looked at Jarvis, and nodded seriously.

"Understood!" she said forcefully.Then immediately put everything behind her, she picked up the arctic fox and said expectantly, "Shall we put it in the refrigerator? I think if it is marinated...cough! I mean if it is colder, it will It will be more comfortable."

Then, without waiting for Jarvis to answer, he hummed a song and carried the little arctic fox to the kitchen.

Little Arctic Fox: Eh, eh? ?Why do you have a bad feeling? ?Chirp! QQ

Jarvis slowly covered his face.

Why did he have a bad premonition? When Xilia promised him just now, it was clearly written all over her face that she would definitely do the same next time!

The devastated Clark went directly to Wayne Manor on the way.

"Why do you pick your time so well, my mother makes biscuits once a month."

When Clark sat upright on the sofa like a statue every day, Bruce handed a plate to Clark while stuffing the biscuits.

"Eat leisurely, or my family will be ruined by you."

Clark carefully picked up a small biscuit and chewed it in his mouth.In fact, food is dispensable to him, and he usually does not feel hungry while basking in the sun.

He succinctly told Bruce what happened before, and of course he concealed some unspeakable things, such as the seemingly innocent Helia driving inexplicably.

Bruce ate the biscuit, his focus completely different from Clark's.

"Why didn't you pick up the arctic fox and send it to the Justice League, but gave it to Jarvis?" Bruce said, "Are you planning to change jobs? When will your relationship get better?"

"..." Clark was silent for a moment, "That's not the point. Don't you think that girl is weird? She's not scared at all, but she still pretends to be pitiful. I suspect she has some conspiracy."

Hearing this question, Bruce put down the plate, and he looked at Clark slowly, his speechless and choked eyes made Clark very confused.

"That's why I've been dating girls since I was 11, and you beat up the bachelor until you ruled the world," Bruce said. "Do you really want to talk to me about why a girl acts like a baby?"

"Why?" Clark asked very sincerely and puzzled.

Bruce: "..."

Bruce: "Go away."