When the Super British Ruled the Earth[British and American]

Celia thinks that Jarvis, the AI's body, is well-made everywhere, but there is one thing, she doesn't understand why people on earth are willing to make the appearance of the robot like the ugliest among themselves.

Since coming to Earth, Celia feels much more confident.Looking at it now, she began to faintly doubt whether the aesthetics of the people on earth is the opposite of that of other people.Because men like Tony and James, who are uglier than her, are more confident than her? ?

Celia plans to pick a time to ask other people to prove her conjecture.But who to ask?First rule out Tony Stark.Because superheroes always sing/bad faces, what Tony does to her is a bad guy's job.What about James?Celia did not find him, but found Jarvis.

"Mr. Barnes is on a business trip," Jarvis explained to her.

Celia asked a very pointed question: "You are all the top bosses on this planet, why do you still have to travel?"

"Even the boss has to find something for himself to do." Jarvis said, "Mr. Barnes and his scientific researchers went back to their base to study the original universe stone."

"The two my father brought?"

"Yes, the original stone of power brought by your father." Jarvis repeated intimately.

Even though the family relationship between Thanos and them has always been weak, Xilia still has a feeling of being pierced.Putting it before, these people on earth are all weak endorsements in the mouth of General Obsidian!

Celia, trying to pull herself together, asked, "Where's Tony and Bruce?"

"Together they worked on the Reality Gem your father brought," Jarvis said.

Celia: ...

She always felt that Jarvis did it on purpose, but Jarvis' eyes looked gentle and upright, as if he just accidentally pricked her heart.

As a magnanimous alien, Celia decided to forgive Jarvis magnanimously, and more importantly, Jarvis started cooking again.

Celia waited by the side for a while, and she couldn't help but say, "Jarvis, do you think you... look good?"

Jarvis raised his head, a look of confusion finally appeared on his face that had always been calm and polite.

What the hell is this problem?

Seeing his bewildered look, Xilia said again, "Betting on your dignity as an AI, do you think I'm pretty?"

Jarvis thought for a while, analyzed the average aesthetic trend of people on Earth, and then said rigorously, "You are very cute, Miss Helia."

Even though there are many differences between the earth and extraterrestrials, there is one thing that is universal in the universe—everyone defaults to describing unattractive women as cute, and girls who are really beautiful will be praised as beautiful!

Celia fell into grief, she really didn't understand the aesthetics of this world, why she was not good-looking on Thanos' spaceship, but after coming to the earth with abnormal aesthetics, she was still considered not good-looking!Then how ugly is she?

As soon as Jarvis turned his head, he saw Celia curled up in grief.As an AI with high EQ, Jarvis immediately understood why she was upset.It turned out that aliens would also care about their own image, but he felt that Xilia seemed to have misunderstood him. She is indeed very cute.

Jarvis knew that he had passed the best time to comfort the opposite sex, and she would consider anything he said now as a remedy and comfort.Jarvis decided to find a way that Celia could accept to ease her emotions.

"The seafood fried rice is ready, do you want to eat it now?" he asked.

Celia resisted, raised her head sadly, and looked at Jarvis.

Then she said tragically, "I'll eat ten."

By the time she ate the ninth portion, Xilia's emotions hadn't returned to normal.From the failure of their villains to her failed appearance, it seems that no matter how delicious the food is, it can't make her feel better.Even if every lobster meat in the mouth is so tender and refreshing, even if the freshness of the seafood is so suitable for the good rice and sauce, it can't stop Xi Liya's heart of grief and indignation today.

While eating, Xilia suddenly had a flash of inspiration, so Jarvis saw Xilia suddenly stood up with the plate and left the rest area.

……what happened again?

Jarvis didn't go after it, and he didn't ask.Because his eyes are the eyes of all the monitors in the entire base, and they are also the embodiment of all the networks and monitors on the half of the earth that the Avengers are responsible for.Even when he is here slowly wiping the dishes and chatting with Celia, he can monitor the security of all bases at the same time, screen all sensitive words and information on the Internet, and at the same time keep an eye on the status of the Avengers, plus monitor all the Avengers Cities touched by the alliance, and live chat with Tony in other places.

Jarvis saw Celia walking into the elevator carrying seafood fried rice. According to her itinerary, her goal was Proxima Centauri in the underground prison/detention area.

All the guards and scientific researchers passing by stared at the girl with fried rice—they didn't know where she came from, but their glasses could see the high-level authority Tony gave her, so they let her go Let her break in casually.

Sure enough, Xilia went all the way down and finally came to the first basement floor. In one of the prison rooms, there were two layers of explosion-proof glass alone, with a distance of [-] centimeters between them. Behind the two doors, Proxima was wearing a restraint suit. An iron bar was pressed against the back of his neck, and he was unable to move in the cell.

This was an embarrassing and tense moment. Through two layers of transparent glass, Proxima stared at Xilia outside, and Xilia held seafood fried rice in one hand, and tried to stick the fingerprint verification area with the other—— The two doors opened easily.

Both of them were dumbfounded.Xilia also didn't expect that Tony would be so sincere when he said he would give her the highest authority?He's almost done trying to get Celia to do things himself.

"If I say that this is the authority that people on Earth insist on giving me, you will definitely not believe it." Xilia said.

"You traitor who surrendered to mankind!" Sure enough, Proxima struggled violently, and she cursed angrily, "Traitor! Traitor! I knew you and Gamora were both worried and kind!"

Celia didn't seem to feel anything about Proxima Centauri's roar.She walked into Proxima Centauri's cell and sat cross-legged on the ground opposite Proxima Centauri.

"What are you going to do?" Proxima sneered, "I understand, you finally have a backer, so you want to take this opportunity to take revenge? I bullied you like that in the past, it must have made you pent up a lot of anger! Do you want to kill me? Or torture me?"

Celia raised her head, she picked up the plate and dangled it in front of Proxima Centauri.

"Is it delicious?" Celia said, "I won't give it to you."

Proxima Centauri: ? ? ? ? ?

"You—are you crazy?? Are you kidding me??" Proxima cursed.But Xilia actually ate right across from her as if no one was watching!No matter how much she yelled, Celia ignored her.

After less than 2 minutes, Proxima Centauri's stomach began to growl amidst the rich and delicious smell-who made her resist during this time, not allowing other earthlings to approach her, so she recently For a week, he was injected with nutritional supplements to maintain normal body indicators.

As a warrior, this level wouldn't even be hard on Proxima, but after she hadn't eaten for two weeks, this bastard was actually gorging himself in front of her? ?What a distorted person this is!abnormal!

Celia: Licking the plates clean!Not a single grain of rice will be left for you!

With this in mind, Celia ate cleanly.After eating the last bite, Celia let out a long sigh of relief.She felt that she had finally calmed down a little bit.

It's just that after eating nine plates of rice, I feel so thirsty.Thinking of the long journey and feeling drowsy after being full, Xilia's eyes became dull.

"What the hell are you doing here?" Proxima Centauri was on the verge of collapse.

"Now the six original cosmic stones are in the hands of the people on Earth." Xilia finally came to her senses, and she looked at Proxima Centauri, "As the best female warrior who claims to be father's subordinate, do you feel guilty about all this? "

Proxima Centauri's eyes dimmed, she slowly lowered her head, and when she was immersed in self-blame, she heard Celia say, "Yes, you have an inescapable responsibility, you are a failed villain! Worse than me! Fail! You're sorry for your father—what's in the bottle on your arm, nutrition? I'm a little thirsty, can you lend me a drink of this bottle?"

——If you want to snatch other people's infusions, are you still human? !

Proxima Centauri was completely speechless.She finally understood that this little bastard was here to gloat!

"Look at the way you swagger, Celia. I knew that submissive little thing on the spaceship was fake." She mocked, "You don't care about your father's goals, do you? You just want to please him That's all, just like what you are doing to the people on Earth now... But do you think you have really found a backer? As long as the people on Earth see your true face one day, you will end up in a situation worse than death!"

Celia put down the clean plate, and she sighed softly.

"No, sister, I didn't think that much. To me, life and death are not that important." Celia said, "so even if you tried so many times to put me to death, I didn't It's like killing Obsidian, isn't it?"

"You—" Proxima was stunned, and it took a few seconds for her to understand what Xilia was doing. She slowly widened her eyes and yelled, "I knew—I knew You have nothing to do with it, you damned insidious bastard, how dare you--"

Just when Proxima lost control of his emotions, Celia heard the sound of heels hitting the ground. Amid Proxima's scolding, she leaned her head back and saw Jarvis walking slowly, holding Still holding a cup of prepared drink, Celia's eyes lit up.

"How do you know I'm thirsty? Are you a fairy?" she said in disbelief.

"I calculated it with my wise brain." Jarvis said gently.He handed it to Xilia, and then looked into the confinement room, "Is it so lively every time you chat?"

"She lied to you! She lied to you!!" Proxima Centauri didn't even see the person coming, but she knew that the person coming must be a high authority, she immediately said loudly, "She is not some poor good baby, she killed Obsidian! Everything she does now is a fake! Don't be fooled by her!"

"Obsidian?" Jarvis tilted his head.

"One of my adoptive brothers." Celia drank the drink, she bit the straw, "My sister Gamora wanted to take me away before invading the galaxy, but he stopped him. He wanted to hurt Gamora, I just attacked him and pushed him into space."

Under Proxima Centauri's expectant gaze, Jarvis lowered his head.

"Oh," he said.Then, Jarvis bent down, gently touched Helia who was sitting on the ground with his slender fingers, and said caringly, "Get up, the ground is cold."

Proxima Centauri: ...

Is this the end?

Are people on Earth crazy?

What about the good old man? ?

How do these superheroes manage to be more villains than their villains? ?