When the Super British Ruled the Earth[British and American]

James led Celia through the long hallway.

"I've heard something about you from Tony," James said softly. "You're not like other girls. You're not scared at all, are you?"

Celia is at a loss as to what Earthlings mean by 'other girls'.

"I'll take you for a physical examination, and then I need you to cooperate with me." He said.

"Oh!" Celia was very happy, "You finally decided to dissect me, suck my blood dry, and cut my tissue to study me?"

The translator in Bucky's ear - Tony's urgently updated version, can roughly translate 70.00% of Silia's words.Although some parts were incomprehensible, based on Celia's happy attitude and what Bruce and Tony said before, he probably knew what Celia was thinking.

"...We have stopped doing that kind of thing a long time ago. That is the most backward and inefficient way." Although James has explained it to Tony and Bruce, he still said patiently, "It won't be so Exaggeration, all I need is a little bit of your blood and saliva."

"Oh." Celia's second oh sounded a little disappointed.

They walked through the bright land base with a futuristic sense of technology. People in various uniforms passed by. Some wore the white coats of scientific researchers, and some wore uniforms or military uniforms—hopefully. Liya saw that these earthlings were saying hello to Bucky or giving way to Bucky, and she remembered that the other three people were also treated equally.

"Among the few of you, who is the boss?" Celia asked.

"The relationship between us is not a subordinate relationship, we are friends belonging to different forces." Baki said, "This base is a joint base representing our friendship and peace, and everyone can use it."

"So, there is more than one leader on Earth, and you are all friends?" Silia murmured, "How is this possible? This is not in line with the common sense of the planet. Isn't there any objection?"

James looked at Celia, and he slightly raised the corners of his mouth with a gentle smile.

"The people who objected are gone." He said lightly.

"That's it." Celia easily accepted this explanation.

They came to a white automatic door, James turned around, extended his hand in a gentlemanly manner, and signaled the lady to go ahead.

"Maintaining this balance was not easy, but we achieved it," he said. "The results are also obvious-the earth has not seen war in more than ten years, and the world is peaceful. Of course, individual petty crimes still exist. We could stop it, but didn't because society still needs crime to exist."

This topic was too difficult for an alien wandering in the universe, Celia blinked her eyes twice to show her respect.

They entered the research room, James prepared the blood drawing tools himself, and Celia sat obediently in a chair and watched him.

"Then what is the—er, the original government of your planet? Or are you the ruling class?"

James was preparing for disinfection. He said lightly, "There are many countries on the earth, and of course they all have their own governments. It's just that there is no difference for us. Each of our organizations has responsibilities and rights. My organization People have infiltrated the ruling classes of various countries, and we have reached a harmonious way of getting along with them."

Silia actually doesn't know exactly what method they used, but the peculiar power structure of the earth is very strange in the universe.Of course, as a girl who seemed to have something wrong with her to ordinary people, Celia didn't think they were strange.

James came to Celia with the equipment. He had already taken off his uniform jacket, leaving only a close-fitting black shirt with the cuffs rolled up to his forearms.The height of the table and chairs was not suitable. He didn't let Celia stand up, but squatted down, and the thin black shirt that was close-fitting outlined the man's beautiful back curve.

"It's going to hurt a little bit," James said.

For children who grew up around Thanos, how painful can it be to be pricked by a needle?It may not feel like a mosquito bite.

Celia let Bucky draw blood, bored out of her mind, and said, "Why the hell didn't you kill me?"

"Why did we kill you?" Bucky said. "We're good people, and good people never kill for no reason."

"I invaded you, this is a very legitimate reason." Celia thought of a reason for him.

"It's not a big deal. For us, it's a kind of pastime." James raised his head, and he smiled softly, "You can't imagine how boring the peaceful earth is, and we urgently need new things to relieve our boredom——You are to us It's important to say that we're not going to kill you and Proxima Centauri. And, believe me, you'll soon find out that even then, Earth is still a lot more fun than Thanos' spaceship."

Celia wanted to refute subconsciously, but she couldn't help but think of the mistakes she made in the earth's food before, so she held back this time.

While James was collecting the blood samples, the automatic door opened and Tony walked in.

"How's the situation?" he asked.

"Everything went well," James said.He turned to look at Tony, and couldn't help laughing. "You've been here more this week than you've been in a month. I just said it's going to be fun."

"Yeah, the boring life made me an expert in physics and electrical engineering, and I suddenly started to study genetics and metaphysics of magic." Tony complained, with his hands in his trouser pockets, looking at the blood sample in James's hand, lightly He hummed, "I have something to do this time."

Tony raised his head and looked at Celia - Celia was staring at him, seeming still angry about being locked up in a luxury suite last time.

Tony stretched out his finger and pointed at Celia, "I will give you back the right of freedom in the base this time." He said, "If you deliberately touch the alarm again, believe me, I will definitely catch you and go to the most luxurious place." place, and let the entire galaxy know that you are an unqualified invader!"

Celia wailed and grabbed her hair in a breakdown.

After James put the things away, he turned his head, a little helpless, "How did you master the way of communicating with her so quickly?"

"Extraordinary talent," Tony said triumphantly.He put his arm around James' shoulder, "Go to my beach house for a drink at night?"

"Okay." James laughed, "but I want the crunch from Planet Gliese."

"Tricky taste. But guess what, I have the largest collection of alien wine on Earth," Tony said.

The two laughed - Celia had no idea what they were laughing at.Then Tony put one hand in his pocket and waved at her with the other.

"Come on, come out with me?"

Celia turned her head proudly, pretending she didn't hear anything.How could she, the daughter of Thanos, be ordered by the people on Earth?

"If you still want to eat cake, you have to hang out with me." Tony said nonsense, "Desserts are within my authority."

——Well, it is also a good choice to learn more about the enemy.

Tony was in a good mood, he hummed a song, and walked Celia in the empty corridor.

"I will send you the map of the base today. If you want to know more about this place, you can use the terminal to query any information on Earth." Tony said.

"Why did you give me permission?" Celia asked.

"To make a formidable enemy," Tony said lazily.His words are always plausible, and he switches between serious and idle at any time, completely ignorant of his true thoughts.He said, "Understanding the enemy is the only way to beat the enemy, isn't it? So I let you learn everything about Earth to your heart's content."

"You are really an arrogant earthling." Xilia said righteously, "Do you think I can learn it if you let me learn it?"

Tony: "?"