[Comprehensive] Begging to let me go back to my hometown

"Hey! Sawada, you bastard, is that masked man and woman at your house... Huh, they are really there!" Skuvalo kicked open the door of the living room of Sawada's house, and led XANXUS to get rid of it. The other Balian members walked in unceremoniously as if they were in their own home, without even thinking about getting permission from the host.

Hearing Skuvalo's voice, both Yamamoto and Kikuji forced themselves to cheer up and prepare for the battle, fearing that they were here for trouble this time.

Holding the unlit bomb, Gokuji endured the discomfort and stood up staggeringly, "It's you bastards again... what are you trying to do, if you dare to hurt Judaime, I will definitely not let you go .”

"Hmph, you sick bastard, just lie down obediently, I'm not here to find that good-for-nothing Sawada." Skuvalo yelled at the prison temple, looked over Li Baoen, who was only 40cm tall, and suddenly I saw Xiaoyu and Obito sitting behind the dinner table, "Hey! You woman, what is the deal with the promised treatment! Why are all of us Balian pregnant for no reason!"

After Scuvaro's roar, everyone seemed to know who the murderer was, and all of them turned their attention to Xiaoyu.

Xiaoyu immediately hid behind Obito reflexively, and then stretched out her head after a while, showing an embarrassed smile, trying to pretend to be stupid, "Yiyada, Skuvarosan, what are you talking about, how can a man be pregnant , you're kidding me again."

"How could a man be pregnant..." Scuvaro gritted his teeth, and with a fistful swing of his right hand, he punched a big hole in the wall of Agang's house, scaring Xiaoyu to hide behind Obito, Then Scuvaro yelled, "I still want you bastard to explain to me what the hell is going on!"

"That...Skuvarosang, please calm down first, we have something to talk about, talk about it." Xiaoyu kept laughing apologetically, afraid that he would reveal the whole thing, and then everyone would know about human beings. She was the one who caused the demise!

"Speak well?" Scovalo squinted his eyes, and Xiaoyu's back was chilled by his sharp gaze, "Then explain to me what the whole thing is all about first!"

Lusilia took a step forward, reached out and patted Skuvalo's shoulder, "Well, well, don't be too angry, it's not good for the child in your stomach."

"It's so noisy, you bastard!" Skuvalo swung his big hand and punched Luslia out, instantly opening a second big hole in A Gang's house.

Hearing this, Ah Gang was completely stunned, and tried to suppress the bad feeling that had been emerging in his heart, "Hey, what's going on, why are everyone in Balian pregnant?"

Belphegor, who had been silent all this time, suddenly spoke at this moment, "Wait, did you just say...?"

For Belphegor, Agang didn't have a good impression. He was frightened for a while, and then nodded after confirming that the other party seemed to have no malice, "Yes, since the battle for the ring ended, the relationship between Yamamoto-kun and Prison-kun They have been feeling unwell, and just now Shamar diagnosed them, saying that they...are pregnant."

Skuvalo turned to look at Gokuji and Yamamoto on the sofa, a look of shock flashed in his eyes.

Even those brats are pregnant?What exactly is going on? !

Xiaoyu Sensen feels that if he continues to stay in this Sawada house, it is very likely that he will be divided/divided into pieces, and then thrown on Mount Fuji for fertilizer. The elves live happily together... What a ball of yarn!

She just wants to finish the task and go back to her hometown, okay?

Noticing everyone's casting/coming eyes, Xiaoyu felt a stomachache, lightly pushed Obito who was standing in front of her, and said in a low voice: "Hey, Brother Tu, do you have any good ideas?" ?”

"Have."

"Really?" Xiaoyu was about to be overjoyed, she really deserved to be her super hacker, not only was she powerful in fighting, she even had a great mind.

"Now you go and make up for A-gang so that the whole world can conceive his child, and human beings can perish earlier." Obito's voice was indifferent, expressionless.

He has already given up his worldview. Human beings are about to be destroyed anyway, so why not let the destruction be more ferocious.

Xiaoyu: "..."

Xiaoyu suddenly jumped onto Obito's back, and hugged his neck with both hands, "Brother Tu, wake up, Kakashi worked so hard to cure you of the second disease, you can't relapse at this time !"

Obito bent down and stretched out his hand, and pulled Xiaoyu off, "... Isn't your wish to destroy the world?"

Scovalo, who was standing in front of the living room, couldn't hear their conversation clearly. He only knew that the two of them suddenly started fighting, and asked even more anxiously, "Hey! What's going on with you two!"

Xiaoyu clutched her sore butt/butt and staggered to stand up on the ground. After glaring at the instigator, she found that everyone in the audience looked fierce, and they probably threw her to Mt. Fuji as a pawn. The meaning of fertilizer made her swallow her saliva in fright, and she simply broke the jar and said everything.

Anyway, even if she died, she would take all human beings as a backing.

"That's right, you guys will get pregnant...it's because of me!"

Xiaoyu's words made everyone look ashamed, especially Ah Gang, who felt as if he was slapped in the face by the most trusted person.

Li Baoen was still dubious about Xiaoyu's words, so he planned to ask the ins and outs, "Hmm~ What's going on?"

"Actually... I really didn't mean it!" Feeling as if he was about to die, Xiaoyu quickly explained, "I have a magic knife that can make people [beep——], and the Balian led by XANXUS happens to be the one who is all unhappy. Infertility, so I entrusted me to help them cure it. I only wanted to let XANXUS get pregnant, and then I could give birth to an heir, and successfully get the tenth generation of Peng Lie. I didn't expect... the power of that knife is a bit powerful, In the end, even you... were recruited."

Xiaoyu looked at everyone's faces, and her voice became smaller and smaller.

"Wait, you said the magic sword...could it be the one you stabbed at Judai in the night of the big air battle... right?" The bomb in Yuji's hand fell to the ground, his eyes widened in disbelief looked at Xiaoyu.

"Uh...that's the right one."

"So, so you mean... all the children in their womb are mine?!" A Gang's eyes lost their soul, and she looked at Xiaoyu in a state of collapse.

"That's right... That's why three quarters of the population in the future will all have the surname Sawada..."

Looking at Ah Gang who was swaying like he was about to fall down, Xiaoyu really couldn't bear to tell the truth.

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