[Comprehensive] Begging to let me go back to my hometown

The pink grass mud horse hesitated for a while, and then remembered who the Tu brother Xiaoyu was talking about.

"Chirp~ chirp~ chirp~ chirp~ chirp!"

【Is it that stupid masked man standing next to you last time? 】

"That's right, that's him! It's that big stupid masked man!" Xiaoyu quickly nodded in agreement, secretly thankful that this grass-mud horse still remembered Brother Tu.

"Chirp~ chirp~ chirp~ chirp~ chirp!"

【Oh, okay, brother, for the sake of the deep love between the two of you, I will take you out to meet him. 】

"..."

What the hell is love deep and rainy!There is indeed a problem with the translation that comes with this system, right?

Xiaoyu was still complaining in a daze, but the pink grass mud horse took a step forward, arched her body with its head, and rolled Xiaoyu onto its back.

Xiaoyu originally wanted to sit on the horse's back, but in the end she was forced to bend down on the horse's back, which made her stomach hurt.The grass-mud horse took a few steps, and Xiaoyu felt her stomach acid reflux from being jolted.

Unaware of Xiaoyu's abnormal state, the grass-mud horse who wanted to be beautiful as an adult ran out of the room in a hurry, passed the long corridor and stairs, and finally came to the first floor.However, before it ran out of the deserted building, its footsteps suddenly stopped.

Being bumped from the second floor to the first floor by the grass-mud horse, Xiaoyu's whole body was in a bad state. The strong wind blowing towards her face made her messy in the wind, and her abdomen was painful again. About to spit out the state.

The grass-mud horse looked down at the person coming, and snorted and exhaled gas from its nose, "Chirp~ Chirp!"

【pineapple? 】

"kufufufu, I just caught a little mouse that was trying to escape, but I didn't expect to meet another one."

Putting the trident in front of his chest, Liudaoku casually threw the Lanbo he had just caught on the ground, and looked at the pink grass mud horse with interest, "Then, this animal that has never been seen before is the latest research by Peng Lie. Is it a hybrid? Or, some special weapon?"

"Chirp~ chirp~ chirp~ chirp~ chirp!"

[Fuck, I'm really scared to death, this pineapple can actually talk, is it the latest type of pineapple?Or is it that the experiment of stuffing human souls into pineapples that you humans have been studying has finally succeeded?Are you humans planning to form a team of pineapple troops to attack our Mahele Gobi prairie? 】

Xiaoyu, who was lying on the grass mud horse, didn't even bother to listen to what the two of them were talking about. She was dizzy, her stomach hurt, and she felt nauseous. Who would give her an XO brand stomach invigorating Diet tablets!

Even though he didn't know where this new type of pineapple came from, the pink grass mud horse could clearly feel the hostility emanating from him, and immediately tensed up, ready to enter a fighting state.

"Chirp~ chirp~ chirp~ chirp~ chirp!"

[It's just a pineapple, and you still want to beat brother? 】

"Kufufufu, Vongola's new weapon? It's really interesting, let me try your ability."

The ghost animal with Liu Dao Mu's signboard smiled and went towards the pink grass mud horse. The pink grass mud horse didn't admit defeat. It swiped its front hooves with high fighting spirit, and rushed towards Liu Dao Mu with a roar.

The fighting spirit of one person and one horse has completely forgotten that there is a Xiaoyu on the horse's back, so at the moment when the soldiers and the horse are handing over, Xiaoyu unfortunately fell off the horse.

What's even more unfortunate is that one person and one horse are fighting each other, and no one expected such a scene.The pink grass-mud horse was naturally taller than the pineapple, so when Xiaoyu fell down, he hit Liudaokuku as if he couldn't die.

Liu Daoku couldn't support the sudden weight, and fell to the ground, just in time to be pressed by Xiaoyu.

After such a fall, the acid reflux in Xiaoyu's stomach became even worse, and she couldn't help retching, "Ugh..."

Hearing such a horrifying sound, Liu Daoku probably guessed what would happen next, and suddenly felt a bad premonition in his heart, and quickly wanted to push Xiaoyu away who was pressing on him, "Hey, go away quickly."

Xiaoyu was already feeling dizzy, and after being pushed by Liu Daoku, he finally couldn't help it, "Uh... vomit... puff... puff... bah bah..."

"Lambo, Musashi-san, are you all okay...are you..."

Worrying about what might happen to Lanbo and Xiaoyu, Ah Gang rushed over anxiously, led his friends, and saw such a scene just after running into Obsidian Paradise.

Described by Li Baowen and Lanzia as vicious and merciless, he will use all means to achieve his goals. He hates all mafia from the bottom of his heart. Legend has it that he can set off a turmoil in the mafia world!

He is lying obediently on the ground now, his face is covered with the vomit that Musashi-sanna spit out continuously from his mouth, he can only vaguely see that he seems to have a pineapple head, and his appearance is not real... …

At this moment, Ah Gang suddenly sympathized with this man named Liu Dao Mu, and at the same time worshiped Xiaoyu's strength in his heart again.

Sure enough, it was right to invite Musashi-san and Kojiro-san to live in his house!If this continues, maybe even that perverted baby can be driven away, and then he can return to his previous normal life!

Not noticing the appearance of Ah Gang and the others, Xiaoyu finally felt a lot better after emptying everything in her stomach.

She wanted to get up so that she would not be covered in vomit, but at this moment her hands and feet were still tied, and she couldn't move freely at all, so she could only ask for help from the grass-mud horse who likes to look at people with its nostrils, "Fenfen Sang... that... can you help me up?"

As if seeing something filthy and dirty, the pink grass mud horse backed up two steps, and stopped a full meter away from Xiaoyu, with a disgusted expression on his face, "Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp... ~ Chirp!"

【Brother don’t want it! 】

"..."

Xiaoyu's sanity is already on the verge of collapse.

This grass-mud horse that killed thousands of knives, let it help her bite the rope, it said no, let it take her to find Brother Tu, and bumped her to the point where she almost died, now let it help her up, it still pretends A look of cleanliness...

If it wasn't for her hands and feet being tied, she would have cut her killer hairstyle into a crew cut!

"Chirp~ chirp~ chirp!"

[Brother still has something to do, let's go ahead and fool the people. 】

As soon as the words were finished, the pink-haired figure flashed and returned to the poke ball. Xiaoyu, who saw this scene, was dumbfounded on the spot.

Lying in a big trough!Was she abandoned by that pink wool grass mud horse?

If Liu Dao Mu wakes up later, he can't kill her!

"Hey, come out quickly, you stupid horse!" Xiaoyu yelled at the Poké Ball not far away, but unfortunately it didn't even move.

Xiaoyu, who was concentrating on the elf ball, didn't notice that there was a person standing quietly behind her...

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Xiaoyu, who was concentrating on the elf ball, didn't notice that there was a person standing quietly behind her...

She turned her head, and saw Liudao Mukuro smiling wildly with a [beep-] thing on her face, picking up the trident and poking at herself——

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Xiaoyu, who was concentrating on the elf ball, didn't notice that there was a person standing quietly behind her...

When she turned around, she saw a man with a flattering smile, and took out a profile from his briefcase, "Miss, have you heard of Amway?"

Xiaoyu, who was concentrating on the elf ball, didn't notice that there was a person standing quietly behind her...

She turned her head, and saw the old man who was preparing for the cosplay blushed, and said coquettishly, "Ya Lidie, I haven't changed my clothes yet!"

Xiaoyu, who was concentrating on the elf ball, didn't notice that there was a person standing quietly behind her...

She turned her head and saw that the River God was holding two mosaics in his hand, "Honey, did you drop this lump of gold [beep-], this lump of silver [beep-], or this lump of ordinary [beep-]?" ah?"