[Comprehensive] Begging to let me go back to my hometown

Xiao Yu and Xin Nei Therapy looked at each other in blank dismay, for a while no one spoke, the atmosphere was so cold.

At this time, there was a harsh noise from the speakers in the cafeteria, followed by an older male voice, "Ah... ah... TESTONETWOTHREE, TESTONETWOTHREE, if you can hear me, please raise your right hand."

The two people who were eating stuffed the food into their mouths tacitly at the same time, then put down their chopsticks and raised their right hands, and then...successfully attracted the attention of everyone in the cafeteria.

Nurse A: "Look at those two over there, they really raised their hands!"

Nurse B: "Don't look, maybe it's someone from the neurology (disease) department!"

Nurse C: "Hey, look at that man, isn't he a cardiologist in the neurology (disease) department? The person sitting opposite him is wearing a patient suit, so he should be his patient."

Nurse B: "Wow! Isn't that the neurological (disease) doctor and the neurological (disease) patient sitting together to eat?!"

Nurse A: "That's right! No wonder they raised their hands together. Who doesn't know that this is a prank by the dean!"

The neurologist and neuropatient lowered their heads tacitly at the same time, almost burying their faces in the dinner plate.

Nervous (disease) doctor: Ah! ! !shameful! ! !How can I go to work happily in the future!He has only been in this hospital for a week, so how can he know what the dean's prank is!And he is not a neurology (disease) department, but a psychotherapy department, okay?They are two completely different subjects!Can't even match the sides!

Nervous (disease) patient: Ah! ! !shameful! ! !She is obviously not a neurological (disease) patient!She was hospitalized because she was raped by God on behalf of Rishi, okay?Don't compare her, a normal person, with that neurologist!

Amidst the low-pitched ridicule of the crowd, a voice came out again from the loudspeaker, "Ahem, dear doctors, nurses, patients and neurology (disease) department, hello! A man for himself——your dear director Yamada Rantaro SAMA."

After all, as if he heard the excited cheers from the nurses on each floor, he shook his head very coquettishly, and the few remaining hairs (?) on the top of his head, which were more precious than national treasures, also fluttered coquettishly Suddenly, the deputy dean and the secretary of the dean who were standing next to him felt a stomachache.

Dean!Please be very careful with the hair on the top of your head!

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Why is only the department of neurology (disease) specially mentioned!Are you looking down on the department of neurology (disease)? You are so weak!Be careful that the doctors, nurses and patients in the Department of Neurology (disease) will come to you at 3 am tonight!And no one admires and wants to keep you, a bald ED turtle with only 151, okay!

After complaining, the cardiologist realized belatedly that the neurology (disease) department had nothing to do with him!He is from the department of psychotherapy (specializing in the treatment of ED caused by the spirit)!

The voice from the loudspeaker continued, "I'm really sorry to disturb everyone's lunch break, but because of some emergency situations in the hospital, we need everyone's help, please forgive me. The patient who was originally in the special intensive care unit No. 302 escaped Yes, according to eyewitnesses, she finally took the elevator to the first floor. Colleagues on the first floor, please look carefully to see if there is anyone next to you who is wearing a feces-yellow patient suit, has no money on his body, and has hair on the top of his head. A girl who smells a little bit. If you see someone similar to the description, please immediately notify the security guards to come to the scene for support! Again, if you see a girl in a feces-yellow patient suit with no money on her body and a little bit of a bad smell on her head , please immediately notify the guards to come to the scene for support! She is very important to our hospital... no, to our entire neon and even the entire world! I hope everyone in the hospital will cooperate a lot, and finally wish you a happy lunch break."

Xiaoyu twitched the corners of her mouth. She was wearing a feces-yellow patient gown, was penniless, and smelled a little from the top of her head... Why did she think this sentence was familiar?The stepmother-faced nurse sister I met before entering the elevator seemed to have said these things to her too, right?

No no no, although Jin Xiaoyu is a bit prettier, and Oupai is a bit older than others, but no matter how you look at it, she is not very important to this hospital, neon or even the whole world!Hmm... Thinking about it this way, the person the dean is looking for should not be her.

Xiaoyu, who just calmed down and prepared to continue eating, met the inquiring gaze of the heart doctor without warning.

Wearing a feces-yellow patient suit, penniless, and a little smell from the top of her head... how do you look at the girl in front of you and the bald ED turtle... Ah no, the dean described it very similar!

In order to confirm what he thought, the heart doctor decided to test her, "By the way, which ward do you live in?"

Xiaoyu was taken aback, she didn't notice which ward she lived in when she came out!Oops, isn't this guy who is treating her mentally suspicious of her?

In order to eliminate the cardiologist's doubts about her, Xiaoyu casually pulled out a number, "ward 203."

"Ward 203?" At this moment, the heart therapy can be completely determined. This guy in front of him is definitely the girl who is wearing a feces-yellow patient suit, has no money on her body, and has a little smell on her head. !

He sneered, "Ward 203 is in our Department of Psychology and Internal Medicine. I don't remember seeing you before."

Xiaoyu yelled inwardly that it was bad, but she didn't expect to be exposed.

"Calm down, I'm not the person your dean is looking for!"

"Just calm down, I'm going to find the guards now, don't run around here and wait for me!"

Throwing away these words, the heart doctor didn't care about the unfinished lunch, and ran to the guard room.

A raging fire ignited on the heart's back, he must help the old turtle catch this strange girl to restore his image in the eyes of other colleagues! !

Seeing that the heart was running but could not be stopped, although Xiaoyu was convinced that she was not the person the dean was looking for, she still felt a little uneasy in her heart.

Holding the leftover dinner plate, Xiaoyu walked slowly while leaning on the wall again, intending to return to her ward.

However, as soon as she stepped into the elevator, she encountered a century-old problem-on which floor was the ward she lived in? !

on the other hand.

The heart doctor ran to the guard room as quickly as if there was an evil spirit chasing after him. He was so exhausted that he almost fell to the ground, "In the cafeteria...there...that girl the dean said... …over there."

When the guard heard it, he immediately understood what he meant, "You mean the fugitive that the dean just notified... Ah no, the patient is in the cafeteria?"

The uncle of the security guard who had been in a certain profession for many years suddenly uttered a certain proper noun by mistake.

He nodded breathlessly, "In the cafeteria... eating... I paid for it..."

"Comrade, thank you for risking your life to report! Bet on the name of our [beep——] army, I will definitely catch her back!" Hands-on expression.

Heartbroken, he was so tired that he fell to the ground and just waved at the guard uncle without saying a word.

Organize your team uniform and put on the matching hat meticulously.The uncle guard saluted Heart Healer sincerely and seriously, "No. 4223687 is dispatched now!"

He walked rhythmically to the elevator and pressed the down button.

With a "ding dong", the door of the elevator was opened, and there was a girl with long brown hair standing inside.The girl leaned her back against the wall, holding a dinner plate in her hand, and stared at him blankly.

He saluted the girl in the elevator, "Are you going up?"

Xiaoyu in the elevator nodded.

"Oh, then go up! I'm going down."

"Oh well."

Hearing what the guard uncle said, Xiaoyu pressed the button to close the door again.

When the elevator door was completely closed, the guard uncle realized that the girl in the elevator just now...why did she look a bit like the dean described her?Hmm... Probably the dean's description was too abstract, that's why he thinks it looks like a random girl!

in the elevator.

Xiaoyu who entered the elevator didn't remember which floor her ward was on, so she just pressed a number she liked.

When the elevator reached the 22nd floor, the highest floor, Xiaoyu walked out slowly, holding the dinner plate in his left hand and leaning on the wall in his right.She looked around, and it was obviously not the same floor as when she woke up.In other words... isn't her ward on this floor?

Just as Xiaoyu was about to walk back into the elevator, a male voice came from behind, "Secretary Shitian, the vice president, the patient in the special intensive care unit 302, even if we turn the whole hospital around, we must find her out." !"

The two agreed in unison, but Secretary Ishida couldn't bear to ask curiously: "Dean, why are you so obsessed with that patient?"

The dean's footsteps stopped suddenly, and the expression on his face became a bit serious, "Because...she is very special."

"Very special?" Secretary Ishida was puzzled. It was just a patient who was seriously injured on the construction site and then sent to the hospital for treatment. What's so special about it?

"Yes! She has a male lower body and a female upper body, but she is not intersex!" The dean pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, the reflective lenses made his eyes unclear, and the top of his head The fluttering hairs suddenly give people a sense of wisdom, "I checked the records, and this symptom has never appeared in Neon or even in the whole world. If she can be used as a research object, the next session The Nobel Prize in Medicine, the Florence Nightingale Prize, and the Red Cross Medal are all dreams!"

Secretary Ishida was shocked, and then he thought of something unreasonable, "President... Could it be that the patient's chest muscles are more developed?"

The author has something to say:

ED=erectiledysfunction in the article is yangwei in Chinese.

That's right, it is the yangwei you think of.

I don't know whether there are such cases of having a male lower body and a female upper body. The article is pure nonsense.

Then I want to apologize deeply to you!

QAQ wears the banner of Tokyo foodie, but in fact, the number of appearances of Kaneki little angel is even less than that of Xiaoyu's Zanpakuto...

I'm sorry you are sorry Jinmu little angel!