[Comprehensive] Begging to let me go back to my hometown

Seeing Yiermi approaching step by step, Obito quickly put on a fighting stance.

The three nails arrived as expected, and Obito quickly knocked them away with the Kunai in his hand.

Seeing that he couldn't escape, and Hisoka and Ilmi's strengths were not bad, plus the mission items required by the system, Obito decided to take the initiative to attack.Holding a kunai in each hand, he went straight to Yiermi who was running towards Xiaoyu.

He raised his backhand and stabbed at Yiermi with Kunai's sharpest point, but was easily dodged by the opponent.

Obito knows that this battle is not good for him, not only because it is two-on-one, but also because Il fans are still in the state of nail monsters.If you want to complete the task, you must get Ilmi's hair, and if you want to get Ilmi's hair, you must let him get rid of the nail monster first.What's more, he has to protect his useless boss...

Thinking of the various stakes, Obito didn't dare to hide any more skills, and directly opened the Kaleidoscope Sharingan, and rushed towards Yiermi again.

Alas... every time I finish using the kaleidoscope Sharingan, I feel so tired.

Ilmi noticed that Obito's pupils seemed to have changed color, and then recalled Hisoka once said that he had hallucinations in the Damien Wetland, and subconsciously felt that Obito's eyes changed color because of his ability, so he looked away , did not meet his eyes again.

Although Obito was surprised by Obito's actions, after all, the two of them had only met each other for the first time, and it was impossible for Obito to know his ability, but this did not affect Obito's ability to use himself, because the power of the kaleidoscope Sharingan is not The low-level launch condition of four-eye handover is required.

Obito waved Kunai to attack Ilmi, and when Ilmi jumped back and narrowly avoided Obito's attack, Obito put up a posture and raised two fingers to make a seal. At this moment, A playing card of spades K hit the back of Obito's hand, preventing him from making seals.

Putting the playing cards in his hand, Hisoka looked unwilling, "Hmm~ Has Mr. Mask forgotten my existence?"

Although Hisoka's poker disrupted Obito's plan, it did not cause any harm to him, because he was wearing a relatively thick helmet, so he only suffered a little skin trauma.

Obito wasn't surprised by Hisoka's intervention, but felt that...according to his character, he shouldn't join forces with Ilmi to fight him.

Just as Obito guessed, Hisoka specially called Ilmi here, just wanting him to help lure Xiaoyu away. As for Obito... that's his prey!How could it be possible to give up!

Hisoka played with the poker cards in his hand, and gradually approached Obito and Ilmi.

The three of them each occupied one side, showing their weapons one after another, and the tense atmosphere was about to explode.

"hahahahahahahaha!!"

In such a tense atmosphere, Xiaoyu behind Obito suddenly burst into laughter, "Hahahahahaha!!"

The tense atmosphere suddenly disappeared without a trace, and the three of them had puzzled expressions on their faces.In the end, Obito couldn't help asking: "What are you laughing at?"

Xiaoyu put one hand on her waist and pointed at the three with her index finger with the other, the lines on it were clearly visible.

"Of course I'm laughing at you three stupid humans!"

"Stupid human being...?" Not only Ilmi and Hisoka, but even Daotu didn't know why.

He fought these two top-quality creatures for her, and she actually called him a stupid human being? !

"Hmph!" Xiaoyu snorted coldly, then withdrew his hand pointing at the three of them, and put his hands on his hips, "You stupid humans, you actually think that the strongest person in our Galaxy Rocket team is Brother Tu!"

Yiermi & Hisoka: "..."

Obito: "...I want to ask, what is the Galaxy Rockets?"

Xiaoyu said proudly: "Galaxy Rockets! It's the organization formed by me and you!"

Obito simply didn't know how to describe his mood at the moment, he was in a big hole!When did he form such a brainless organization with her!From "Xiao" to "Galaxy Rockets", his life is too tragic!

Feeling Hisoka's and Il's misty eyesight, Obito felt that he couldn't hold his head up even more.

Not knowing that Obito secretly despised her naming ability in his heart, Xiaoyu smiled smugly, "Just let you feel my strength, and then kneel on the ground and sing conquest to me!"

Hearing Xiaoyu speak so brazenly, Hisoka and Yiermi were immediately taken aback.

With the amazement accumulated over the years, even if they didn't fight Xiaoyu, they could still feel the difference between Xiaoyu and Obito.If Xiaoyu is an ordinary person among ordinary people, then Obito can be said to be a giant dick among big dicks.And how can an ordinary person among ordinary people be more powerful than a giant dick among big dicks? !

While the two were still in a daze, Xiaoyu took out something from the backpack and threw it straight at Yiermi.Yi Ermi couldn't react and dodge, so he reached out and took the thing.

Letting go of his hand, Yiermi realized that what Xiaoyu threw to him was a passbook. He opened it reflexively, only to find that the amount inside was horribly large.

Yiermi looked up at Xiaoyu, "You are..."

Xiaoyu put on a dirty look, waved his hands and smiled, "I'll use the money in this passbook to buy a hair of yours!"

"Okay." Without even 0.1 second of hesitation, Yiermi agreed to the deal proposed by Xiaoyu.

Seeing that Yiermi betrayed him, Hisoka narrowed his eyes in displeasure, "Iermi..."

Ignoring Hisoka's warning growl, Ilmi took off all the nails on his face and returned to his original appearance.He raised his hand to pull out one of his waterfall-like hair and handed it to Xiaoyu, and seeing that Xiaoyu didn't intend to pick it up at all, he directly gave that hair to Obito.

"Hisuo, I'm sorry, I have to accept the profitable business."

Earning such a big ticket, Il fans don't intend to continue to help Hisoka deal with Obito and Xiaoyu. As a businessman, after all, he still has to keep a little conscience.

Just when Yiermi turned around and was about to leave this place, Xiaoyu suddenly took out the Zanpakuto from behind and raised it above his head and shouted: "卍解! Look at labor and capital [beep——] kill you little bitches. Smash, thick and long!" Strong battle god!"

The tattered Zanpakuto blade exuded a dazzling light that overshadowed the entire world. All three of them felt dizzy because of the light, and couldn't open their eyes at all.

Right after the Zanpakuto was detoxified, all three of them felt abnormalities in their bodies. It felt like the most primitive desire hidden in the body, making the whole person ready to move. The blood in every blood vessel The blood boiled up, like hot lava, the energy stored for a long time was just waiting for the eruption at this moment, the hotter the body, the more it wanted to erupt everything.

At the moment when all three of them were stunned by the abnormality of their bodies, Xiaoyu let out a loud shout, and then inserted the thick, long and strong Zhan Tianshen in the swastika state into Yiermi's body.

At this time, Hisoka and Obito felt that the strange feeling on their bodies disappeared at the same time, and they changed back to their usual appearance; while the appearance of Ilmi became even more strange. If the feeling just now is that there seems to be something brewing in the body , Waiting for the impending eruption, then, after being pierced by that strange knife, he can feel his body completely start to erupt!Bit by bit, like a jet of lava, it all erupted without leaving any regrets! !

As the three of them knew, the reason why their bodies became strange was because of the ability of Xiaoyu's Zanpakuto——卍解·Strong, Long and Strong Zhantianshen.However, what they don't know is that there are actually two ways to use the thick, long and strong Zhan Tianshen: one, maintaining the state of swastika, will make [beep——] arrogantly pointing at the sky, Viagra's ability reaches MAX, and the range is Three times the state of the initial solution; second, inserting the thick, long and strong God of War into someone's body in the swastika state will make TA's male/female hormones volatilize to the extreme, and all opposite-sex creatures within a radius of ten miles (except the user) ) will be attracted by the hormones on TA, and will frantically attack him and woo him.Because the hormones in the body of the inserted person are in an extremely volatile state, even if the finger is lightly touched, the possibility of pregnancy will increase to 99.9%.

Seeing that Yiermi was stabbed by Xiaoyu, and his body changed back to the original, Hisoka showed his playing cards and ran towards Xiaoyu without thinking, wanting to win Yiermi.

However, Obito had already seen through his actions, and he took a few steps to block Hisoka's path.

Although Tropical Earth didn't know what Xiaoyu was doing, he knew very well what he should do.Yes, their boss is indeed very unscrupulous, but no matter how unscrupulous, he still has to protect her!

Just when Hisoka and Obito were entangled together, a strong earthquake was felt on the ground, and the grass where they were was completely lost its light.

It turned out that a large group of lions, tigers, elephants, rhinos, etc., were rushing towards them crazily, with several female candidates among them; A great flock of black birds.Although the light became very dim due to their cover, the four of them could still clearly see the flock of birds flying straight down towards them.

Not to mention the three of Hisoka, even Xiaoyu herself was taken aback, because she never thought that the thick, long and strong God of War after the swastika solution would be so powerful...

"Brother Tu! Get ready for Kamui! We're leaving here!" Xiaoyu yelled at Obito, then turned around and carefully took back the passbook from the immobile Yiermi.

She doesn't want to lose this hard-earned money, or get pregnant with the child of Yier Fan! !

After receiving Xiaoyu's order, coupled with such a "grand" situation, Obito also has no intention of fighting.He kept throwing hidden weapons to distance Hisopau, and then began to use ninjutsu.

Seeing that Obito was ready, Xiaoyu snorted and pulled it out. The thick, long and strong God of War came out, and then released the swastika state.

For a moment, like a demon finally waking up, everything returned to its original place without knowing why, the ground stopped shaking, and the sky was no longer dark.

After Ilmi reacted, Xiaoyu and Obito had already left the grassland with Kamuy, and there was no trace to follow.