[Comprehensive] Begging to let me go back to my hometown

Regarding Hisoka's question, both Xiaotama and Obito fell silent.

We are here to snatch you from you... Who can say such nonsensical words! ! !Obito roared in his heart.

"Cough cough." Xiaoyu broke the silence with two fake coughs, and carefully showed a flattering smile, "Actually...we want to ask you for a favor."

"Help~?" The playing cards moved back and forth between Hisoka's fingers, looking at the two with great interest, "Then... what do you two want me to do~?"

"We want... your fat times!"

What is Seijio? !Can I eat it?That kind of thing was thrown away when she was made into this unmasculine and unfeminine look by the dead shemale! ! !Being able to go home is the right way in the world! ! !

"..."×2

Rao Hisoka was so perverted, he couldn't help being stunned after hearing Xiaoyu's request, not to mention Obito who became very restrained after being cured of the second disease.

At that moment, Obito really wanted to dig a hole in the ground immediately, bury Xiaoyu first, and then jump down by himself, and both of them would die for love... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

This guy...why can he speak so openly when he speaks so shamelessly! ! !

When Obito was still thinking about what tools should be used to dig a hole to bury Xiaoyu, Hisoka had already reacted and changed back to his usual trembling M metamorphosis.

He glanced at Obito who was still wandering in space, the corners of his mouth were curved up to make his eyes look narrower, and the salivation in his eyes was fully revealed, "Yes~."

"Really?! Thank you!!!" Hisoka's understanding answer almost moved Xiaoyu to tears.

It turned out that she had misunderstood Hisoka all along!What kind of jittery M. state, Hisoka is obviously a good person! !

"..."

Obito felt that his view of the world had been refreshed again. He originally thought that Jin Xiaoyu was already a unique wonder in his life, but he didn't expect to meet a strange one of the wonders today...they are destined to be together right hey!

"But... before that, that little brother over there wearing a mask, can you tell me your name~?" Hungry like a beast seeing food, Hisoka stared straight at Obito, smiling Gradually became somewhat bloodthirsty.

Obito did not answer Hisoka's question.

Ever since he met a strange flower named "Susan Koyu", his whole life was not good; so for this strange flower called "Siso", Obito really didn't want to get to know him very much, let alone that The guy still kept looking at him with that weird look...

Because of Obito's silence, the scene suddenly became quiet, and there was an awkward atmosphere in the air.

Seeing that Obito seemed to have no intention of answering Hisoka at all, Xiaoyu couldn't help but raise his heart.

What's the matter with this atmosphere?No... the fight is about to start now, right? !Should she quickly go back to the tree just now and stay there so as not to harm the innocent?

But before that...she had to get Hisoka's fat times first!

"Before then, Mr. Hisoka, you should take off the fat time and give it to me." Xiaoyu opened his palm and shook at Hisoka, smiling with a sinister feeling.

Hisoka was still playing with the deck of cards, but his eyes shifted from Obito to the small pale hand dangling in front of him.

As soon as the poker in his hand moved, Obito immediately reacted and stood in front of Xiaoyu.

Seeing that Obito was so nervous Xiaoyu, Hisoka couldn't help laughing, "It seems that you value this girl very much... well, since you want it, I'll give it to you~, but relatively, you must tell me her name Oh~~."

After that, Hisoka began to undo his pants, as if he was in his own home, and took off the fat times as if no one was there.

He shook the object towards Obito, like teasing a kitten, with a happy smile on his face, "Why don't you come and get it?"

Obito: "..."

He's off!

He even took it off!

He actually took it off!

Fuck!This is a wonderful work with metamorphic attributes!He actually took off Fatty, and while shaking that thing, he was hooking his fingers at him! !

Noticing that Obito's body froze suddenly, Xiaoyu poked his head out of Obito's creaking nest, and couldn't help being overjoyed when he saw the fat in Hisoka's hand, and then pushed Obito's back: "Brother Tu , why are you staring blankly, hurry up and bring it over!"

Obito: "..."

Just when Obito was struggling with how to avoid this perversion and at the same time get the fat time in his hand, a deep and angry voice sounded, successfully attracting the attention of the three people.

"What are you two beasts doing!!!"

Kurapika and Leorio, who lost their way due to the thick fog, came across such a scene inadvertently - on the desolate grassland, the fog is thick and the sun is not very visible, which is very suitable for doing some sneaky things.A pervert with his lower body on his back, [beep——] without any concealment, so that people can see clearly, with a fat pair in his hand, and a sinister smile on his face.As for the other one, his whole body was tightly wrapped, and he wore an extremely wretched mask on his face. He looked like he was going to commit a crime, and his arms were tightly wrapped around a girl's head to prevent her from escaping.

The girl closed her eyes resignedly, and shed hot tears...

This is a living strong [beep——] crime scene! ! !

"Let go of that girl, come towards us!!!" Leorio, with his upper body on his back, didn't realize that his current situation was only slightly better than Hisoka's, so he randomly picked up a stick on the ground and waved it While roaring towards Obito.

Although he is not a messenger of justice, how could he just ignore this kind of thing!No matter what, he must rescue that girl! !

"Leori!" Seeing that he could not stop him, Kurapika, who was following closely, took out his weapon and ran towards Obito together.

Now that things have developed like this, we can only save that girl first!

At this moment, seeing Kurapika and Leori rushing towards them suddenly as if they had been injected with chicken blood, Xiaoyu and Obito were at a loss for a while.

"What are they... doing?"

Xiaoyu, who stuffed her head into the creaking hole of Obito, shook her head, "I don't know, maybe seeing Hisoka with his lower body in his hands, his blood boiled."

Obito: "..."

What the hell is this world?Why are there so many changes? !Can you let him, a normal person, live a good life! !

This is the first time that Uchiha Obito suddenly missed his former employer, Uchiha Madara.

The author has something to say:

After the golden wood little angel, I played Tuge and Hisoka badly [I can’t laugh or cry]

In the next chapter, Kurapika and Leorio might be ruined...