[Comprehensive] Begging to let me go back to my hometown

[Target: Orochimaru's snake skin]

[Target: Uchiha Madara's Fat Times]

[Target: Hatake Kakashi's mask]

"what!!!"

After being teleported to a new world, the two fell from a high altitude. The terrible height made Xiaoyu scream unconsciously. If this continues, they will definitely fall into a ball of meat sauce!

"Xiaoyu!" Obito wanted to catch her, but unfortunately the huge momentum made his body unable to move freely. He almost touched Xiaoyu's hand several times, but was knocked away by the wind again.

Xiaoyu's body kept falling, onto a tree, and then fell from the tree to the ground, "Ah...it hurts me to death..."

After Obito stabilized his body, he quickly jumped to her side, squatted down/body asked, "Are you okay?"

"It's okay." Xiaoyu wanted to stand up, only to find that there was something soft under her/under her body at some point, "Hey, what is this?"

Two arms, two legs, and a round head.Obviously, this is a person.

Obito: "..."

Which poor unlucky ghost is this, who actually acts as Xiaoyu's back...

Xiaoyu stood up from him and turned him over, only to realize that the other party was a child of about ten years old, with jet-black... prickly hair? !

Pinching his little face, looking left and right, looking up and down, Xiaoyu suddenly felt that this child looked familiar, "Hey, Brother Tu..."

Xiaoyu wanted to ask Obito if he had any impression of this child, but when he looked up, he saw Obito looking into the distance full of emotion, not sure if he was missing his old friend or his homeland.

"Brother Tu!" Xiaoyu yelled again on purpose, fearing that he would recall something sad about the past.

"...Huh?" Obito finally woke up from his deep thoughts.

Xiaoyu pointed at the little boy with her chin, "Do you think he looks familiar?"

Obito squatted down/looked carefully, pointed to the pattern of the table tennis racket behind him and said: "...This is the Uchiha family crest of the Uchiha clan."

Xiaoyu said "Oh", "I know."

"I know you didn't say it earlier? When you turned him over just now, didn't you see the Uchiha family crest on his back?" Obito couldn't help complaining.

"I see, but if he wears this clothes, he must be from your Uchiha family?" Xiaoyu said confidently, "And there are so many of you Uchiha people, all of them have black hair and black eyes, how can I tell?" Find out who follows whom."

Ignoring the nonsense that Xiaoyu said, Obito carefully looked at the little boy's appearance, and also felt a bit familiar, "I also feel as if I have seen him somewhere..."

After scrutinizing it for a while, he suddenly froze, "Do you think he looks a bit like... Uchiha Madara?"

"No, won't it?" Xiaoyu immediately faltered, and then denied himself: "Of course not, how could such an awesome character like Mr. Ban be killed by someone like me, and it's not right to count by age." Ah! Master Ban is cultivating the technique of immortality, not rejuvenation, how could he be a child?!"

Obito shook his head, lowered his eyes and said, "If I'm not wrong, the current time should be before the establishment of Muye Village. When I fell down just now, I found a village not far away. Now it seems that the village should be The settlement of the Uchiha clan. According to our memory, the village of the Uchiha clan should be in Konoha Village, but I didn’t see Konoha Village.”

Xiaoyu was stunned by his words.

WTF?Once through back to liberation / before release?There are Uncle Snake and Kakashi in the target mission!These two goods are not born yet!

"Then, then he may not be Uchiha Madara!" Xiaoyu pointed to the child lying on the ground.

"In short, we can't let him lie here all the time." The Uchiha clan's investigative ability is not weak, and if they stay here, they will definitely be discovered.

Xiaoyu nodded fiercely, thinking that he might have killed the future boss/boss, so he wanted to dig a hole to bury himself.Feeling ashamed, Xiaoyu volunteered to pick up the little boy, but she didn't expect to feel wet when she touched the back of his head.

Her movements froze, and she slowly turned her head to look at Obito like a robot, feeling like she was about to cry, "Brother Tu, he, his head seems to be coming to my aunt..."

Obito staggered and almost fell to the ground.

Come on, what the hell is Auntie!How dare she say such obscene things to a child!

"Of course he would bleed if he fell from such a high place!" Obito wiped his face and roared unbearably.

"But...but he bleeds a lot!" Xiaoyu put him back on the ground and didn't dare to move, for fear that his blood would bleed even more.

Obito brushed his hair back to check the wound, but found that he was injured more seriously than he thought, "Oh no, I didn't expect his wound to be so deep. If this continues, something bad will happen."

Xiaoyu beat the back of her hands and paced back and forth beside her, frowning tightly, and muttering words.

"We have to find a way to stop his bleeding first." Although Obito is good at killing people, setting fires, smashing, looting and burning, he is powerless when it comes to saving people.At this time, he couldn't help thinking secretly, if only Lin was here.

"Okay, I've decided!" Xiaoyu raised her arms and clenched her fists, with a determined expression on her face, "Brother Tu, let's take off his pants!"

"..."

Without waiting for Obito to answer, Xiaoyu took off the little boy's pants by himself, holding the fat pair with a satisfied expression on his face, "Okay, let's go."

I don't know if it's an illusion, but Obito feels that Xiaoyu seems to be getting more and more wretched, and he actually molested/molested minors in public like this. It is devoid of conscience and humanity.

Casting Xiaoyu in his heart, Obito calmly pointed at the little boy lying on the ground and said, "...Then what should he do?"

"Him? Didn't you just say that he is Uchiha Madara? Uchiha Madara is the villain/BOSS of this world. If I kill him, I'm doing harm to the people!" Xiaoyu said these words with righteous indignation and resoundingly.

Dare she just walk up and down because she figured out that she is killing harm for the people? !

"Whether he is Madara Uchiha or not, we can't just leave him dead." Although Obito doesn't like Madara Uchiha, he will not choose to use the public announcement at this time, "Uchiha's village is not far from here, he If we don't go back for a long time, the clansmen will definitely become suspicious, and we will be in trouble if we are discovered."

Thinking that a large group of Uchihas was about to attack, Xiaoyu clasped his arms and shook his chicken skin, "Then, what should we do?! To show our innocence, why don't we dig a hole and bury him?"

...What kind of innocence is this!He must be a murderer!

"Xiaoyu, calm down first." Obito grabbed her shoulders to prevent her from pacing back and forth, "He's still breathing, maybe he can be rescued."

Listening to his words, Xiaoyu took a deep breath and calmed down, "Do you know medical ninjutsu?"

"...Let's dig a hole and bury him."

"Calm down, Brother Tu!" Xiaoyu grabbed his arm that was about to dig a hole, "Maybe we can save him!"

Obito turned to look at her with a calm face, "Do you know medical ninjutsu?"

"will not."

"Then it's better to bury it."

"Wait!" Xiaoyu yelled to stop quickly, "I just ate a devil fruit and gained superpowers, let me try it first."

Without waiting for Obito to answer, Xiaoyu ran to the side of the little boy and took up the horse stance, gestured with both hands in the air a few times, and shouted, "Ba la la Xiao Moxian, help me cure this poor boy!"

The breeze blew and rolled up a few fallen leaves.

"Give me divine power!"

The breeze blew and rolled up a few fallen leaves again.

"Madecia!"

The breeze blows and blows the fallen leaves into a mess.

"...As expected, it should be buried." Obito rolled up his sleeves and was about to start, but at this moment the little boy let out a groan, his mouth slightly opened, as if to say something.

Xiaoyu was attracted by him at once, and she still couldn't hear what he was saying when she put her ear to it for a long time, "Brother Tu, he's messing with talking!"

"I see." Obito leaned against the big tree, thinking about what to do.

Xiaoyu wanted to get closer to hear clearly, but she leaned too low, and the elf ball in her arms rolled out.She subconsciously reached out to catch it, but she was a beat slower, and the elf ball just rolled out.

"Ah, my elf ball." Xiaoyu quickly got up and chased after it. Fortunately, the elf ball hit a big tree and stopped by itself.

Xiaoyu picked up the poke ball and exhaled, patted the dust on it, but unexpectedly it opened by itself.

She was so frightened that she took a step back and almost sat down on the ground, "Oh shit!"

The unicorn ran out of the poke ball, wiped its face with its hooves, turned its head and flicked its long hair, and the horns on its head knocked the whole tree next to it.

"..."×2

"Chirp~ chirp~ chirp~"

[Fuck!Someone moved brother's house and almost messed up his hairstyle. 】

"Chirp~ Chirp~"

【Hmm, so it's you again.Let me think about it with this smart head, you must have something unfair again, so ask me to come out and help. 】

Xiaoyu covered her face, really wanting to stuff this alien creature back into the poke ball.That long horn is simply embarrassing to see once. I really don't know how the group of Chiliguala stars made this thing in the first place.

The unicorn spotted the little boy lying on the ground with sharp eyes, "Chirp~ Chirp~"

[Who is this little boy?The product of your love? 】

"I'll fuck your second uncle!" Xiaoyu couldn't bear it anymore and wanted to step forward to give him a kick, but the unicorn dodged neatly.

"Chirp~ Chirp~"

[Yo, is this the central matter of being told by my brother?Don't be shy, if you beg me, maybe I will be your witness! 】

"I'll fuck your second uncle again!" Xiaoyu continued to kick it without giving up, but was still unfortunately dodged by it.