[Comprehensive] Begging to let me go back to my hometown

Obito didn't want to quarrel with him any more, so he directly used illusion to control Takeshi Bianheita, and ordered him: "Open this door."

"Yes, master; I am very willing to serve you, master; sister Xiaofang will definitely defeat the bad guys and win!" Takeshi Bianping said with a deadpan expression, then turned around like a robot, and unlocked it with his fingerprint first. After unlocking the cipher, and then entering a series of passwords.

The cipher made a ticking sound, and an instrument sounded, "Press 1 to open the door, and press 0 to cancel."

Obito gave Takeichi Heheita a wink, and then he pressed 1 on the number key.

The mechanical voice sounded again, "Please answer the following questions."

Obito: "..."

How can there be so many things to open a door!It's a fingerprint and a password, and now I have to answer the question, what kind of variety show group is this?

Unaware of someone's inner anxiety, the mechanical voice continued: "Question [-], if Takasugi Shinsuke and Kamui fell into the water at the same time, who would you choose to save?"

Takeichi Bianpingta: "..."

"...What the hell kind of question is this!" Obito couldn't help complaining, and then turned to the silent Takeshi Bianheita, "Why don't you answer? Does it take so long to think about choosing one of the two to save?"

After a while, Wu Shibianping replied, "I won't save either of them."

Obito: "..."

What kind of trouble is this answer!

"Except for Xiaofang, I will not save anyone. The magic girl Xiaofang will win! Justice will prevail!" Takeshi Bianping took up the flag with Xiaofang's face printed on it and waved the flag towards the cipher. He is completely Xiaofang's die-hard fan. one.

Mechanical voice: "The answer is correct."

Obito was almost dumbfounded.

Is that all right?By the way, do Shinsuke Takasugi and Kamui know the correct answer to this question!

"Next question, if Shinsuke Takasugi and Kamui fell into the water at the same time, and you happened to have a brick in your hand, who would you choose to hit?"

Obito is almost certain that the person who set up these questions is definitely against Takasugi and Kamui.For some reason, he suddenly wanted to try to answer this question, "Break the brick in two and smash both."

"wrong answer."

Wu Shi Bianping took a step forward, snorted and exhaled air, continued to wave the flag of Xiao Fang's head, and replied: "Give the brick to Xiao Fang SAMA, she can hit whoever she likes."

"correct answer."

Obito felt that he really underestimated these questions, and people with normal brain circuits couldn't answer them at all!

"The last question, if Takasugi Shinsuke, Kamui, and Xiaofang's inflatable dolls fall into the water at the same time, who would you rather carry Xiaofang's inflatable doll back to the shore? Friendly reminder, the other party is holding Xiaofang's inflatable doll. When the inflatable doll returns to shore, it is very likely that she will do some exercise with her that is beneficial to physical and mental health, please consider carefully.”

"What kind of problem is this!" Obito finally couldn't bear it and roared out.

Do Takasugi Shinsuke and Kamui live on an uninhabited island, they fall into the water all day long!And what the hell is that inflatable doll, and what the hell is the exercise that is good for physical and mental health!Anyway, pick up the starting point and replace it with a life buoy!And how can a person who is really drowning do exercises that are beneficial to physical and mental health at this time!

It's even more unreasonable than Jin Xiaoyu!

As if thinking of Xiao Fangbi being held in his arms by other men, Takeshi Bianheita kept his head down and remained silent, his face was covered with a shadow so that people could not see his expression clearly.

"Five seconds countdown, five, four, three..."

"Wait!" Obito saw that Takeshi Bianheta had no intention of answering at all, and blurted out in desperation.

"Two, one..."

"I choose to jump down!" Just when Obito thought he couldn't catch up, Takeichi Bianheita finally raised his head, and answered the question firmly, "I chose to jump down, to protect the world in the hands of two kinky/devils." The purest Xiaofang SAMA!"

With such a subordinate, Obito silently lit a row of wax for Takasugi and Kamui in his heart.Compared with Takeshi becoming Pingta, he has a conscience for Jin Xiaoyu.

"The answer is correct, the door is open."

Two cold and hard metal doors opened automatically, and Obito walked in, and found the unconscious Xiaoyu and others at a glance.He walked up to Xiaoyu and squatted down, patting him gently, "Xiaoyu? Xiaoyu?"

Xiaoyu snorted, waved her hands as if chasing away mosquitoes, and then turned over.

"Jin Xiaoyu, don't sleep, get up quickly!" Obito exerted more force on his hand.

In a hazy dream, Xiaoyu saw a huge mosquito sucking blood on her face, her face was almost swollen into a bun, and the dead mosquito still refused to stop.Unbearable, Xiaoyu raised her hand and slapped the mosquito——

Seeing Xiaoyu's counterattack, Obito quickly jumped out of the spot, and as a result, Xin Baji, who was lying next to Xiaoyu, suffered a disaster, and took a solid slap from Xiaoyu.

"I'll kill you... I'll kill you mosquito..." Xiaoyu, who was half asleep and half awake, muttered.

Obito simply pulled her up from the ground, "Don't sleep, get up quickly!"

Xiaoyu yawned sleepily, "...Brother Tu? Why are you here?"

"Of course I'm here to save you, otherwise I'll watch Takasugi and Kamui fall into the water!" Obito said angrily.

Xiaoyu was pulled by Obito to stand up, and asked in a daze, "Did Takasugi and Kamui fall into the water?"

"No." Obito didn't bother to explain to her what happened just now, "Takasugi and Kamui have appeared, and we are on their spaceship now."

After he said this, Xiaoyu remembered what happened before he fainted, "No wonder that Lolicon suddenly appeared! But why did Takasugi and the others come here? Could it be that they also came for the prize money of the conference?"

Obito pondered for a while, "Probably not, if their goal is the conference bonus, then there is no need to launch such a large-scale attack at all."

Xiaoyu looked puzzled, "Then what are they doing for?"

Obito shrugged, not wanting to pursue their motives, "It may be that they often fall into the water, so their brains are flooded."

"...What?" Xiaoyu was puzzled, completely unaware of what Obito was talking about.

"It's nothing." Obito turned around and planned to go out, "Let's go."

"Wait a minute." Xiaoyu stopped and walked back suddenly, "I want to wake up those three people."

Obito learned from Xiaoyu's memory that the little girl with curly silver hair and orange hair was not an ordinary person, so he asked, "Are you going to win them over as allies?"

Xiaoyu was kicking Yinshi hard when he raised his foot, turned around when he heard Obito's words, and asked, "Huh? What did you just say?"

When looking at Gin who rolled his eyes, Obito silently looked away, "...it's nothing, you can continue."

At that moment just now, he thought Jin Xiaoyu's human nature too beautifully...

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Q1: If Shinsuke Takasugi and Kamui fell into the water at the same time, who would you choose to save?

Q2: If Shinsuke Takasugi and Kamui fell into the water at the same time, and you happened to have a brick in your hand, who would you choose to hit?

Q3: If Shinsuke Takasugi, Kamui, and Xiaofang’s inflatable dolls fell into the water at the same time, who would you rather carry Xiaofang’s inflatable doll back to the shore?Friendly reminder, when the other party returns to the shore with Xiaofang's inflatable doll, it is very likely that she will do some exercises with her that are beneficial to physical and mental health. Please consider carefully.

By the way, this is not a prize quiz~