[Comprehensive] Begging to let me go back to my hometown

"Hey, don't be so troublesome, just take it off and give it to me!" The kind-hearted Xiaoyu didn't want to trouble the old housekeeper to work around the mansion, so he made such a suggestion.

"..."×2

Obito felt a little regretful in his heart, he shouldn't have brought Jin Xiaoyu back to Earth, "...Sorry, please go to the laundry room to get it, we'll wait for you here."

The calm old housekeeper nodded and left the room respectfully.

Seeing this, Xiaoyu couldn't help tugging Obito's sleeve secretly, and said in a low voice, "Why did you ask him to go to the laundry room to get it, and just grab Bu Jingzi... I'll be fine!"

Obito didn't bother to answer, he didn't want to hold a dirty and fat pair worn by others.

Atobe walked to the wine stand, poured out a glass of mellow red wine, shook it gently with a crystal goblet, squinted his eyes and looked at the two of them, as if trying to see through their thoughts, "Hey, I said you. You have done me such a big favor, and the only thing you ask for in return is a little fat hair?"

No matter how he thought about it, Atobe found their request strange.Although with his status, his fat times are indeed very valuable and collectible, but the two of them don't look like people who know the goods, and they don't look like fanatical fans who will collect his fat times.

Xiaoyu curled her lips. After taking the fat times, they will complete the mission and leave this world. Even if the Atobu gives them billions and tens of billions, it will be useless!

Obito didn't want to answer Atobe's question at all, because no matter what he said, he would only label himself a "pervert".

Neither of them answered, and the study suddenly fell into a dead silence, which was so embarrassing that people could not breathe.

At this moment, there was a regular knock on the door, breaking the dead silence.

"Jingwu, can mom come in?"

Atobe stopped shaking the goblet, walked over to open the door himself, "Mom, why did you come here suddenly..."

The figure of Atobe just blocked the crack of the door, Xiaoyu walked forward curiously and took a look——

Who knows that it's okay if you don't read it, but you will be blinded after reading it!

Xiaoyu took a few steps back like vomiting blood, just bumped into Obito, "Damn it! There are two watermelons and a baseball bat the size of a human head hidden in the crotch of Atobe's mother's crotch..."

"What?" Obito frowned, not knowing what Xiaoyu was talking about incoherently.

He looked towards the door, and saw a 1.9-meter-tall burly man standing there, with long flowing hair, bearded face, and wearing an elegant and luxurious designer suit skirt.The scariest thing is the skirt she wears on her lower body, a certain important part is completely protruding, just like Xiaoyu said, it seems that two big watermelons and a baseball bat are hidden inside.

A drop of cold sweat slid down Obito's forehead, as if he knew what had happened.First, the strange man I met on the street just now, and this weird person who calls himself Atobe's mother... Is it all because of the Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong cannon?

Atobe froze in place, and it took him a while to realize, pretending to be nonchalant, he plucked his bangs, "...that's not gorgeous, who the hell are you, dare to pretend to be my mother? Huadi, throw him out for me! "

"Wurse." Huadi appeared out of nowhere, standing behind the strong man who claimed to be Atobe's mother, holding his collar in one hand, as if he really planned to throw her out.

"It's really disgusting, Huadi-kun, what are you doing?" Atobe's mother covered her face with one hand and clenched her fist with the other, shyly thumping Huachi's body——

Birch immediately bounced several meters away, embedded into the wall, it was even scarier than Tezuka's atom/ball tennis.

Not only Atobe, but even Xiaoyu was stunned, "Damn it! Even the gorilla Huadi can't win, I didn't expect Atobe's mother to be a gigantic and invincible gorilla!"

Obito no longer wants to complain about Xiaoyu's taste in choosing names, "There is something strange, it seems that we don't have time to wait for the housekeeper to go to the laundry room to bring the fat times of Atobe scenery."

Xiaoyu was stunned, and she still didn't understand what happened.

Atobe broke out in a cold sweat, but still pretended to be calm, "Who the hell are you? Ah?"

The Atobe gorilla took a step forward, with a worried expression on his face, "Jingwu, what's wrong with you? It's mom, don't you recognize mom?"

Xiaoyu was completely confused by the "orangutan confession" scene. The gorilla has always claimed to be Atobe's mother, but Atobe looks like he doesn't know him... Wait, something seems wrong.How could Atobe's mother be a man!When she is mentally retarded!

She took a step forward and yelled angrily, "Orangutan, let go of that dog and let me come!"

The Atobe orangutan was attracted by Xiaoyu, "Yeah, are you Jingwu's guest? Did mom interrupt you to talk about something?"

Xiaoyu yelled, pulled out the Zanpakutao from behind, raised the sword and wanted to slash it, but before she could take a step, Obito behind her grabbed the knife, "...don't act recklessly."

Xiaoyu turned around with a puzzled look on her face, "Brother Tu, why are you grabbing my knife? That gorilla is trying to harm Atobe!"

Obito wiped his face and felt that Jin Xiaoyu was sincerely guilty, "...she is Atobe's mother."

"What?" Xiaoyu was so frightened that he almost threw away Zanpakuto, "Atobe is a fucking giant gorilla?!"

"...If I'm not mistaken, it's probably the Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong cannon that turned all female creatures on Earth into males, unable to reproduce, and then destroyed."

Xiaoyu suddenly realized, "So those Babylonians planned to destroy the earth like this! So what should we do now?"

Obito twitched his eyes, "Did you forget that you have a magic weapon for treating infertility..."

Xiaoyu clapped her hands together, as if waking up from a dream, "That's right, Brother Tu, you are really smart!"

After finishing speaking, she took out her Zanpakuto again, and put on a determined expression, "This time, let me save the earth!"

"..."

Obito once again felt the great malice from the universe.Forget it, the universe is going to be destroyed anyway, so it doesn't matter what the earth does, let her make as much trouble as she likes.

"Xiaoyu, take the mission items from Atobu first."

Obito dodged to come behind Atobe, grabbed his shoulder with his hands, and immediately left the Atobe gorilla a few meters away.

Watching her son being taken away, undoubtedly stimulated the motherly love nature of the Atobe gorilla, and made her go crazy immediately, "Who are you, why did you arrest Jingwu?"

Xiaoyu took a step forward, put on her classic pose, looked up to the sky and smiled, "Hahaha, we are Team Rocket traveling through the Milky Way. Your son, the gorilla, has been captured by us. Let's capture him without a fight!"