You have to cosplay even if you die!

"Well, Mr. Button, here is the rent for this month."

Not many days after Xi Weier moved in, Parinoa's landlord who was always on the go, but who would never be absent on the day of rent collection, appeared outside her apartment on time.

"I'm too lazy to count, anyway, the rent I charge is already the lowest in this area, and you probably won't be willing to leave here." The landlord smiled kindly, and raised the money in his hand towards Parinoa He showed a charming smile, but obviously the effect was not as good as he imagined.

"Mr. Barton, are you imitating Mr. Stark's smile?" Parinoa said belatedly, "Actually, I don't think Mr. Stark is relying on his smile." flirtatious."

"..."

Clint Barton felt a pain in his heart.

This girl, what nonsense are you talking about!

Hawkeye himself almost forgot how this apartment was put under his own name in the first place—he vaguely remembered that it was before he was incorporated by S.H.I.E.L.D., in order to prevent the poor tenants who couldn’t pay the rent from being kicked out , I just bought it myself?

In the past, he always robbed the rich and aided his own eagle eyes, so he was able to understand the real life of the ordinary people in the lower class.

Most of the tenants in the apartment building have never changed. After all, the rent he offered was, as he said, already the lowest price in this area.

The little girl who moved in two years ago can be regarded as a new tenant.

But, although this place is remote and the environment is messy, you can keep a dog anyway, right?

Hawkeye hated the rules that employees in the S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters were not allowed to keep dogs, and once wanted to jump to King□□an on the other side of the ocean.

"Xivir moved here again this summer vacation?" Hawkeye saw the figure flashing past the door, and nothing could escape his eyes.

Before Perinoya nodded, he complained casually: "I don't know why Xiaojian has always liked him, I guess when I let him out to play later, he will smell the smell and come to your door. "

Parinoa thought of the big brown-black fur dog, and her expression eased a little: "Oh, then I have to prepare to entertain his sausage."

"Uncle, I told you that it is impossible for you to pick on my sister."

Xi Weier didn't know when he appeared next to Perinoa, with his hands on his hips and squinting at Hawkeye. With his height of 140 and Hawkeye of 191, it was really difficult for him.

"Hey, how do you talk?" Perinoa smiled and educated Xi Weier, "Mr. Barton is not married at this age, there must be someone who has his own embarrassment, right?" What if he is gay.

Perinoa had never been a rigid believer, in fact she always thought of herself as bisexual.

Seeing a good-looking young lady is more exciting than seeing a handsome guy. What else can it be if it is not bisexual?

"..." Looking at the girl's smile, I can fully understand what she is thinking. If the news about his wife and children is not encrypted and protected, Hawkeye really wants to tell the siblings that his son is as old as Xi Weier up.

"Uh, actually, I just wanted to ask if you're free. I'm going on a business trip in a while. I wanted to ask a friend to take care of Xiaojian, but unfortunately my friend isn't free either."

"You want me to help take care of Xiaojian? No problem at all!"

Perinoya nodded without thinking too much. After all, she is a dead house. Except for the necessary purchases of daily necessities, she hardly ever goes out. There is no pressure at all to add water and feed to the landlord's pet dog.

Hawkeye thanked him sincerely: "That would be great, Xiaojian's dog food is piled up in the cabinet in the living room, and it will be good to change him to fresh drinking water one day--I will pay for next month's rent." You get half the discount."

"That's so embarrassing, thank you very much, Mr. Barton!" Perinoa immediately turned serious, and the smile that finally came alive in her eyes made Hawkeye twitch her mouth.

Just as the two were adding to the fake plastic landlord-tenant relationship, the shout from downstairs that contained anger, fear, and contempt immediately made Parinoa's face change.

"Parinoa Sharp?! Has my son been abducted by you little bastard again?!"

A middle-aged man with a big belly was panting heavily, and there were almost two slits left in his two small eyes. It seemed that he had spent a lot of effort to find the downstairs here. At this time, he was supporting the wall , looking up at the second floor where the apartment is located.

Every time she sees this man, Perinoa will sincerely thank God for allowing Xi Weier to follow their mother in all other features except hair color.

The malice emanating from those small eyes made Hawkeye pause for a rare moment, and turned his head to look at Parinoa, who immediately sank and became expressionless. He couldn't figure out whether he should Speak up for her.

In Hawkeye's cognition, Perinoya is a girl who doesn't like studying very much but has good grades after all, can earn living expenses for herself on the Internet, and live the life she wants.

Even if you don't like to exchange feelings with everyone, you may not be able to say hello when you pass by, but you can only be regarded as an introverted child. There are a lot of such children in school, and there are too many of them.

He never delved into the past lives of his tenants, as long as they lived here clean, that's enough.

"If he doesn't run away, let you take him back and vent his anger on him with your cronies, and then teach him how to smoke, drink, and smoke marijuana?"

Since the man appeared, Xi Weier hid behind Parinoa without saying a word, the fear and disgust in his eyes made Hawkeye see clearly.

"Have you contacted the child protection organization about this kind of thing? I believe they won't let him—continue to treat you two little guys like this." The deep voice came out from Hawkeye's throat, making Pai Reinoya heard the seriousness in it clearly, and the girl tilted her head to glance at Hawkeye, feeling a little moved.

To put it bluntly, Mr. Button and himself are nothing more than the relationship between a strange landlord and a tenant. Mr. Button is willing to help after knowing the situation. He is really a very good person!

So without knowing it, Hawkeye was issued a good person card by the girl in front of him.

"It's useless, he has done a good job on the surface, and there are friends he knows in the organization." Perinoa shook her head very slowly, "And my actual identity is not recorded in his household registration book - My mother conceived me when she married him, and being able to hand him a hat is something I'm most proud of."

"You bastard Mu—" the man below was still yelling with teeth and claws, a word was about to blurt out, but it was swallowed for some reason at the last moment when his Adam's apple was rolling, the man shrank his neck and continued to speak contemptuously Glancing at Parinoa, "Call my son out, Silver? Silver Garcia?"

Well concealed the flash of fear in the eyes.

"Have you shouted enough? Isn't it just that the cash flow is a little slower this year, and why did you spend so much effort to find me?"

"Hey, the mistress is by your side, so you, a little bastard, are so confident?"

"...Shut up, this has nothing to do with Mr. Landlord."

The man saw that Perinoya seemed to be really angry, and squirmed his lips, but he still didn't dare to shout again.

"I want to double the money this year." The man's greed was so full of greed that Hawkeye couldn't stand it anymore.However, Perinoa grabbed his arm all of a sudden, preventing him from jumping off and teaching this bastard who didn't deserve to be called a father at all.

"Tomorrow, I will call you tomorrow."

The man seemed very satisfied when he received this reply, he almost didn't want to see Perinoya's appearance anymore, he patted his butt, turned around and left here.

"... Tsk, it's like running away from the desert."

Seeing the same serious faces of the siblings, Hawkeye felt that he needed to say something to ease the atmosphere.

"I'm letting you see a joke, Mr. Barton." Parinoa was a little embarrassed. The things that she never wanted others to know were torn off by Chiguo, which made her feel a little uncomfortable and suffocated.

It's like a person, naked and exposed to the ice and snow.

"He's the one to be ashamed of, boys. This stuff should never be taken as a joke."

Others don't know how to evaluate this matter, but for Hawkeye, his choice is of course self-evident when encountering such a matter.

"What are you thinking? Do you think we are little sheep who are easy to bully?" Perinoa rubbed her cheeks, "Okay, another recording is finished, Xi Weier, please save it to the computer for me go."

After handing over a finished recording pen to the boy who had been standing behind him silently hugging her, she touched the top of his head again, and then Xi Weier ran into the room step by step.

Perinoya watched him walk into the room, and then lightly closed the door of the apartment: "I don't want Xavier to hear the following words, I've always been afraid that he would think too much."

"I've been collecting evidence about the man's treatment of Xi Weier and me over the years. This little evidence is enough for this man to spend the rest of his life in prison."

Large amounts of gambling, usury, drug sale and other crimes, including child abuse, seem to be very irrelevant.

"..." Hawkeye secretly wiped his sweat.

"But once he goes to prison, not to mention that I have to have a troublesome guardian to take care of him at my age-that man has no relatives, and Xi Weier can only live in an orphanage."

"Now Xavier is studying in a private boarding primary school. The tuition I paid for him, the man is happy to see it. And after the holiday, Xavier can live with me--that man has been It's ridiculous to threaten me with this to send him alimony."

Thousands of words, only turned into a sigh.

"So, Mr. Barton, next month, next month's rent, can you give us a discount?"

Hawkeye looked at Perinoa's big sparkling eyes, and in a trance, he matched with the miserable life experience he had just learned.

He felt that if he did not waive the rent for the siblings, he would not be human!

Seeing Mr. Barton's sincere emotion and emotion, Parinoa made a big cross in her heart.

Mr. Button, really, is a good man!

The author has something to say: How many works have been synthesized in this comprehensive book... I haven't decided yet, hehehe!

The setting of Hawkeye here refers to a part of the manga, Jie Fuji himself, well, this is the official translation of the manga.