Full-time Master Internet Addiction Youth Bao Yang Ji
Chapter 74 Playing with Weibo in the palm of your hand
The commercial vehicle driven by Shen Fengmian can hold seven or eight people, and it can stuff Zhang Jiale, Wei Chen, Chen Guo, and Tang Rou's steamed stuffed buns in the back.
The co-pilot took Ye Xiu, and the young lovers all said that you two are in love with each other, so we won't bother you.
In fact, there is another saying that the co-pilot is the most prone to accidents, so this risk was borne by Captain Ye Xiu.
Ye Xiu smoked his cigarette and looked at the group of people huddled behind with contempt: "A group of cowards."
It's really timid, except for Tang Rou and Chen Guo, the other men have a strange distrust of the female driver.
A group of people drove to Lingyin Temple at [-] o'clock in the morning. Ye Xiu hadn't been to Hangzhou for almost ten years. He said that I only went to the fly restaurant near Nanshan.
Everyone said that Ye Xiu was really boring and a workaholic.
Bao Rongxing, Zhang Jiale, Wei Chen and the others are the happiest. One is in Kunming, the other is in Guangzhou, and the other is also from other places. Generally speaking, they have never been to Hangzhou to play.
Although burning incense and praying to Buddha is useless, but at least it can relieve the psychological burden for peace of mind. Ye Xiu felt that his girlfriend was really well-intentioned.
Comrade Xiao Shen's behavior of paying and driving again showed dog legs.
Wei Chen looked at him and shook his head, "Ye Buxiu, you really depraved! I really can't bear to see how you have fallen so far. Tell this God and Buddha all over the sky, do you want to be a champion?"
"Yes, of course, the Buddha has seen our devotion." Ye Xiu coughed, "How about a cigarette, old Wei?"
"It seems that you are still sensible."
"How can I do that? I'm not like that stinky Zhang Jiale who desperately took selfies. Hey, I took a few girls to take selfies together. Have you never traveled in your life?"
"They're all homeboys, don't mention them."
Wei Chen and Ye Xiu sat on the chairs for tourists to sit and rest as if they were dead fish, especially Ye Xiu looked up at the climbing road and looked listless and about to suffocate in despair.
"Let them young people go...I can't do it anymore." Ye Xiu sat slumped on the chair and didn't want to move at all.
After coming out of Lingyin Temple to have breakfast, Zhang Jiale walked around the West Lake, nagging at the back: "Lao Ye, you are so unkind, you never took us around when we came to Excellent Era to play games. Do you have a conscience?"
Ye Xiu chuckled, "We fairies don't need a conscience."
"Are you still a fairy? Let's grow your hunk to your chest first!"
Chen Guo rolled her eyes when she heard this: "Be careful, there are girls in the car!!"
"Yes, yes, Baozi, can you sing a song? What Leo?"
"Okay boss, no problem boss! The tail of July...is Leo!"
A car of people felt that if they listened for a few more minutes, they should be motion sick and throw up.
Baozi, who was trying to coax him, shut up, and everyone felt that they had escaped a catastrophe. They all said that Ye Xiu was too shameless, and wanted to cheat the whole car to death.
Shen Fengmian also felt that if Ye Xiu was left idle to do something, the car would probably overturn, so he threw his mobile phone to Ye Xiu to play with.
It took time to drive from Hangzhou to Ocean Park in Xiaoshan. Ye Xiu had no cigarettes, so talking rubbish with the next few people would be endless.
Ye Xiu took out a few games on his mobile phone and started to explode his hand speed. Music games like Rhythm Master were no problem at all. After breaking a few records, he felt bored.
I clicked on Shen Fengmian's Weibo, flipped through it casually, Shen Fengmian's Weibo is actually quite ordinary, it's about little girls showing off their selfies, or likes with Zhou Zekai and the reincarnation children.
Or take pictures of Ye Xiu's notoriously beautiful hands from multiple angles.
Ye Xiu conveniently deleted the explanation that Zhou Zekai and I were related a long time ago, how boring, the more muddy the Weibo, the better.
Flipping through it, he found the last few Zhou Zekai's stupid fans to tear up Shen Fengmian's.
The general idea is that you have a boyfriend and come to hook up with me Kaihuang, how shameless a coquettish vixen is? !
Ye Xiu raised his head and asked Shen Fengmian: "Xiao Shen, are you still hooking up with Zhou Zekai?"
Shen Fengmian drove the car: "He still uses me to hook up? What are you thinking?"
Wei Chen sighed, "I'm so sour."
"Go, go, are you interested? I am jealous with my nephew, you think I am an ordinary person? Do you?" Ye Xiu objected and protested. He has a big heart and can be jealous with his younger generation?Pull it down.
"Hehe..." Zhang Jiale finally found a chance to fight back, and said, "That's right, you are just jealous of people who are more handsome than you!"
"Lele, the first face of the alliance, even if you die, it won't be your turn, so just dance."
Zhang Jia was so annoyed that he directly pretended to be dead.
Tang Rou smiled and said nothing.
Ye Xiu hummed and continued to browse Weibo, feeling more and more pitiful to his girlfriend, and some people below scolded her too much, how many years after the fall of the Qing Dynasty, she still made her behave like a woman.Ye Xiu felt that he had to protect his shortcomings.Then use Shen Fengmian's Weibo to spray her one by one with mockery.
@周泽凯: Some people say I can't hook you up.
As a result, Zhou Zekai replied in seconds: No need.
Haha, interesting.Ye Xiu suddenly felt that there was something to do in the car without Glory.
In fact, Shen Fengmian hasn't read Weibo for a long time. Recently, the little girl has been busy speculating in stocks and made some money, thinking about when she will make more money and throw away the investment team. There are too many fans and black people. She has never paid attention to it. Others envy her Jealousy and hatred calling her a flower can't shake the fact that she is a fake.
Ye Xiu started tearing up with the people on Weibo, his hand speed exploded, his heart was weak, and he was able to tease the honest boy Xiao Zhou, so happy to think about it... To put it bluntly, Ye Xiu was still a little sore in his heart , but he will not admit it.
Samsara finished the replay of a game yesterday, and flew back to Shanghai from other places to rest for a day, so they are all idle.
Zhou Zekai was swiping the mobile game to watch the new animation, and he just jumped out of his little aunt's Weibo circle. After reading his little aunt's Weibo, he was a little unhappy.
The matter between him and his aunt was innocent, and besides, the little aunt also got a senior whom he respected very much, so black fans are very annoying.
A short-term protection war started like that.However, Shen Fengmian, who was driving, was busy looking at the traffic lights ahead.
Ye Xiu answered one by one seriously: If Zhou Zekai didn't like me, should he like you?
Want to sleep with Zhou Zekai?You ask him if I have slept with him before.
Zhou Zekai refreshed his Weibo and saw his little aunt tearing up the black fans with all her strength. Why is his little aunt so energetic today?I don’t usually check Weibo very much.
Then Zhou Zekai saw a reply from Ye Xiu's anti-follower: "Just because I slept with Zhou Zekai, don't accept it."
Zhou Zekai replied in seconds when he saw it: Yes, I slept.
Then go to your homepage.
"Xiao Shen, have you slept with Xiao Zhou?" Ye Xiu asked suddenly, and the whole car was almost choked to death by saliva.
Shen Fengmian waited for the red light and turned to look at Ye Xiu, smiling meaningfully: "Have you ever slept with Zhang Jiale? Have you never slept with Wu Xuefeng? Have you never slept with Ye Qiu?"
Ye Xiu had nothing to say for a moment, he really...
Zhang Jiale, who was also shot while lying down, was taken aback by the two women, Tang Rou and Chen Guo, who looked at him meaningfully: "Don't look at me! I'm straight! Straight!"
"Then you haven't slept with Sun Zheping?" Ye Xiu quickly countered.
Wei Chen sighed, "This alliance is really messy!"
When Jiang Botao swiped their captain's Weibo homepage, he was in a mess. The Samsara Public Relations Department was afraid that the ants on the hot pot would turn around. What do you mean by sleeping...
"Xiao Zhou……"
Zhou Zekai dug out a picture from his cell phone album of him three years old wearing a penguin one-piece suit and Shen Fengmian wearing a panda one-piece doll's suit hugging and gnawing on his aunt's face, both of them drool while sleeping, and showed it to Jiang Botao: "Slept."
Jiang Botao kept telling himself that my vest was called Wulang.His heart was at peace: "Remember to back up the PR manager."
Zhou Zekai shook his head and refused: "No."
He didn't show Jiang Botao's private photos.
The public relations department of Samsara was heartbroken and let Zhou Zekai use Weibo to reply to his little aunt.
On Ye Xiu's side, he became more and more arrogant and ranting against black fans, carrying forward his fine tradition of quick hands and mocking faces.
You Kaihuang have admitted that I have slept with you, what else do you have to say?Heh, not only did I sleep with you Kaihuang, his first kiss was also mine. @周泽凯v
Zhou Zekai felt that these words were not like what his little aunt said. Although his little aunt sometimes talked about it, she would never say such words.He wondered for a moment and thought it was okay, after all, when he was a child, everyone loved to kiss him, and he was afraid when he saw the group of three aunts, six wives, aunts and grandmas.He himself couldn't remember whether the first kiss was given to his little aunt, the family cat, the dog, or his aunt.
Jiang Botao refreshed it and found it even more unsightly. The little aunt is obviously very cold, and usually doesn't care about those black fans at all. What's going on today, are you having trouble with their reincarnation public relations?
Huang Shaotian swiped the homepage of Weibo, oh my god!He felt ashamed to see it, but he didn't expect you to be that kind of Shen Fengmian!
@把清风和梦: Fuck you, you don’t even let Zhou Zekai off, oh my god what did I see?Are you worthy of your man?Do you mind cheating? !
Following Huang Shaotian's participation in the battle, there was a bloodbath on Weibo.
"Here we are, I'm going to buy tickets." Shen Fengmian got out of the car, went directly to swipe his card to buy tickets, and led a group of people into Ocean Park.
As for what happened on Weibo, she didn't know at all.
Yu Wenzhou picked up Huang Shaotian's mobile phone after hearing Huang Shaotian for a while, refreshed it, and looked at the general content, and immediately understood who was talking in this tone and who was not himself at all, so his real boyfriend came to protect his shortcomings: "Shaotian, don't use the phone anymore. , not herself."
Huang Shaotian looked confused: "Huh? Then Zhou Zekai..."
"Can't you tell it's Ye Qiu?"
Huang Shaotian suddenly felt that he was being played miserably: "What the hell does Ciao want to do?!"
Yu Wenzhou thought for a while: "Probably... bullying Team Zhou..."
So men who are in love are careful enough.The Xingxin team members who were crazy about taking selfies with penguins and seals and interacting with animals in Ocean Park were all happy and crazy.
Ye Xiu thought that after the game, he could still relax. This group of people were so happy that they forgot what Excellent Era was.
Shen Fengmian couldn't control his hands, so he started shopping for souvenirs. He bought a lot of penguin dolls, dolphin keychains and all kinds of cute little things.
The girls all started chopping their hands and a few men sadly helped out with big and small bags.
"Xiao Shen..."
"What?"
"You bought so many...why?"
"Give it to my nephew."
"What about me?" Ye Xiu felt a little aggrieved.
"Why do you still care about children when you're such an adult. Okay, I'll buy you a seal, and you can hold it yourself."
Ye Xiu was at a loss when he was stuffed with a seal pillow... This treatment is terrible!
The co-pilot took Ye Xiu, and the young lovers all said that you two are in love with each other, so we won't bother you.
In fact, there is another saying that the co-pilot is the most prone to accidents, so this risk was borne by Captain Ye Xiu.
Ye Xiu smoked his cigarette and looked at the group of people huddled behind with contempt: "A group of cowards."
It's really timid, except for Tang Rou and Chen Guo, the other men have a strange distrust of the female driver.
A group of people drove to Lingyin Temple at [-] o'clock in the morning. Ye Xiu hadn't been to Hangzhou for almost ten years. He said that I only went to the fly restaurant near Nanshan.
Everyone said that Ye Xiu was really boring and a workaholic.
Bao Rongxing, Zhang Jiale, Wei Chen and the others are the happiest. One is in Kunming, the other is in Guangzhou, and the other is also from other places. Generally speaking, they have never been to Hangzhou to play.
Although burning incense and praying to Buddha is useless, but at least it can relieve the psychological burden for peace of mind. Ye Xiu felt that his girlfriend was really well-intentioned.
Comrade Xiao Shen's behavior of paying and driving again showed dog legs.
Wei Chen looked at him and shook his head, "Ye Buxiu, you really depraved! I really can't bear to see how you have fallen so far. Tell this God and Buddha all over the sky, do you want to be a champion?"
"Yes, of course, the Buddha has seen our devotion." Ye Xiu coughed, "How about a cigarette, old Wei?"
"It seems that you are still sensible."
"How can I do that? I'm not like that stinky Zhang Jiale who desperately took selfies. Hey, I took a few girls to take selfies together. Have you never traveled in your life?"
"They're all homeboys, don't mention them."
Wei Chen and Ye Xiu sat on the chairs for tourists to sit and rest as if they were dead fish, especially Ye Xiu looked up at the climbing road and looked listless and about to suffocate in despair.
"Let them young people go...I can't do it anymore." Ye Xiu sat slumped on the chair and didn't want to move at all.
After coming out of Lingyin Temple to have breakfast, Zhang Jiale walked around the West Lake, nagging at the back: "Lao Ye, you are so unkind, you never took us around when we came to Excellent Era to play games. Do you have a conscience?"
Ye Xiu chuckled, "We fairies don't need a conscience."
"Are you still a fairy? Let's grow your hunk to your chest first!"
Chen Guo rolled her eyes when she heard this: "Be careful, there are girls in the car!!"
"Yes, yes, Baozi, can you sing a song? What Leo?"
"Okay boss, no problem boss! The tail of July...is Leo!"
A car of people felt that if they listened for a few more minutes, they should be motion sick and throw up.
Baozi, who was trying to coax him, shut up, and everyone felt that they had escaped a catastrophe. They all said that Ye Xiu was too shameless, and wanted to cheat the whole car to death.
Shen Fengmian also felt that if Ye Xiu was left idle to do something, the car would probably overturn, so he threw his mobile phone to Ye Xiu to play with.
It took time to drive from Hangzhou to Ocean Park in Xiaoshan. Ye Xiu had no cigarettes, so talking rubbish with the next few people would be endless.
Ye Xiu took out a few games on his mobile phone and started to explode his hand speed. Music games like Rhythm Master were no problem at all. After breaking a few records, he felt bored.
I clicked on Shen Fengmian's Weibo, flipped through it casually, Shen Fengmian's Weibo is actually quite ordinary, it's about little girls showing off their selfies, or likes with Zhou Zekai and the reincarnation children.
Or take pictures of Ye Xiu's notoriously beautiful hands from multiple angles.
Ye Xiu conveniently deleted the explanation that Zhou Zekai and I were related a long time ago, how boring, the more muddy the Weibo, the better.
Flipping through it, he found the last few Zhou Zekai's stupid fans to tear up Shen Fengmian's.
The general idea is that you have a boyfriend and come to hook up with me Kaihuang, how shameless a coquettish vixen is? !
Ye Xiu raised his head and asked Shen Fengmian: "Xiao Shen, are you still hooking up with Zhou Zekai?"
Shen Fengmian drove the car: "He still uses me to hook up? What are you thinking?"
Wei Chen sighed, "I'm so sour."
"Go, go, are you interested? I am jealous with my nephew, you think I am an ordinary person? Do you?" Ye Xiu objected and protested. He has a big heart and can be jealous with his younger generation?Pull it down.
"Hehe..." Zhang Jiale finally found a chance to fight back, and said, "That's right, you are just jealous of people who are more handsome than you!"
"Lele, the first face of the alliance, even if you die, it won't be your turn, so just dance."
Zhang Jia was so annoyed that he directly pretended to be dead.
Tang Rou smiled and said nothing.
Ye Xiu hummed and continued to browse Weibo, feeling more and more pitiful to his girlfriend, and some people below scolded her too much, how many years after the fall of the Qing Dynasty, she still made her behave like a woman.Ye Xiu felt that he had to protect his shortcomings.Then use Shen Fengmian's Weibo to spray her one by one with mockery.
@周泽凯: Some people say I can't hook you up.
As a result, Zhou Zekai replied in seconds: No need.
Haha, interesting.Ye Xiu suddenly felt that there was something to do in the car without Glory.
In fact, Shen Fengmian hasn't read Weibo for a long time. Recently, the little girl has been busy speculating in stocks and made some money, thinking about when she will make more money and throw away the investment team. There are too many fans and black people. She has never paid attention to it. Others envy her Jealousy and hatred calling her a flower can't shake the fact that she is a fake.
Ye Xiu started tearing up with the people on Weibo, his hand speed exploded, his heart was weak, and he was able to tease the honest boy Xiao Zhou, so happy to think about it... To put it bluntly, Ye Xiu was still a little sore in his heart , but he will not admit it.
Samsara finished the replay of a game yesterday, and flew back to Shanghai from other places to rest for a day, so they are all idle.
Zhou Zekai was swiping the mobile game to watch the new animation, and he just jumped out of his little aunt's Weibo circle. After reading his little aunt's Weibo, he was a little unhappy.
The matter between him and his aunt was innocent, and besides, the little aunt also got a senior whom he respected very much, so black fans are very annoying.
A short-term protection war started like that.However, Shen Fengmian, who was driving, was busy looking at the traffic lights ahead.
Ye Xiu answered one by one seriously: If Zhou Zekai didn't like me, should he like you?
Want to sleep with Zhou Zekai?You ask him if I have slept with him before.
Zhou Zekai refreshed his Weibo and saw his little aunt tearing up the black fans with all her strength. Why is his little aunt so energetic today?I don’t usually check Weibo very much.
Then Zhou Zekai saw a reply from Ye Xiu's anti-follower: "Just because I slept with Zhou Zekai, don't accept it."
Zhou Zekai replied in seconds when he saw it: Yes, I slept.
Then go to your homepage.
"Xiao Shen, have you slept with Xiao Zhou?" Ye Xiu asked suddenly, and the whole car was almost choked to death by saliva.
Shen Fengmian waited for the red light and turned to look at Ye Xiu, smiling meaningfully: "Have you ever slept with Zhang Jiale? Have you never slept with Wu Xuefeng? Have you never slept with Ye Qiu?"
Ye Xiu had nothing to say for a moment, he really...
Zhang Jiale, who was also shot while lying down, was taken aback by the two women, Tang Rou and Chen Guo, who looked at him meaningfully: "Don't look at me! I'm straight! Straight!"
"Then you haven't slept with Sun Zheping?" Ye Xiu quickly countered.
Wei Chen sighed, "This alliance is really messy!"
When Jiang Botao swiped their captain's Weibo homepage, he was in a mess. The Samsara Public Relations Department was afraid that the ants on the hot pot would turn around. What do you mean by sleeping...
"Xiao Zhou……"
Zhou Zekai dug out a picture from his cell phone album of him three years old wearing a penguin one-piece suit and Shen Fengmian wearing a panda one-piece doll's suit hugging and gnawing on his aunt's face, both of them drool while sleeping, and showed it to Jiang Botao: "Slept."
Jiang Botao kept telling himself that my vest was called Wulang.His heart was at peace: "Remember to back up the PR manager."
Zhou Zekai shook his head and refused: "No."
He didn't show Jiang Botao's private photos.
The public relations department of Samsara was heartbroken and let Zhou Zekai use Weibo to reply to his little aunt.
On Ye Xiu's side, he became more and more arrogant and ranting against black fans, carrying forward his fine tradition of quick hands and mocking faces.
You Kaihuang have admitted that I have slept with you, what else do you have to say?Heh, not only did I sleep with you Kaihuang, his first kiss was also mine. @周泽凯v
Zhou Zekai felt that these words were not like what his little aunt said. Although his little aunt sometimes talked about it, she would never say such words.He wondered for a moment and thought it was okay, after all, when he was a child, everyone loved to kiss him, and he was afraid when he saw the group of three aunts, six wives, aunts and grandmas.He himself couldn't remember whether the first kiss was given to his little aunt, the family cat, the dog, or his aunt.
Jiang Botao refreshed it and found it even more unsightly. The little aunt is obviously very cold, and usually doesn't care about those black fans at all. What's going on today, are you having trouble with their reincarnation public relations?
Huang Shaotian swiped the homepage of Weibo, oh my god!He felt ashamed to see it, but he didn't expect you to be that kind of Shen Fengmian!
@把清风和梦: Fuck you, you don’t even let Zhou Zekai off, oh my god what did I see?Are you worthy of your man?Do you mind cheating? !
Following Huang Shaotian's participation in the battle, there was a bloodbath on Weibo.
"Here we are, I'm going to buy tickets." Shen Fengmian got out of the car, went directly to swipe his card to buy tickets, and led a group of people into Ocean Park.
As for what happened on Weibo, she didn't know at all.
Yu Wenzhou picked up Huang Shaotian's mobile phone after hearing Huang Shaotian for a while, refreshed it, and looked at the general content, and immediately understood who was talking in this tone and who was not himself at all, so his real boyfriend came to protect his shortcomings: "Shaotian, don't use the phone anymore. , not herself."
Huang Shaotian looked confused: "Huh? Then Zhou Zekai..."
"Can't you tell it's Ye Qiu?"
Huang Shaotian suddenly felt that he was being played miserably: "What the hell does Ciao want to do?!"
Yu Wenzhou thought for a while: "Probably... bullying Team Zhou..."
So men who are in love are careful enough.The Xingxin team members who were crazy about taking selfies with penguins and seals and interacting with animals in Ocean Park were all happy and crazy.
Ye Xiu thought that after the game, he could still relax. This group of people were so happy that they forgot what Excellent Era was.
Shen Fengmian couldn't control his hands, so he started shopping for souvenirs. He bought a lot of penguin dolls, dolphin keychains and all kinds of cute little things.
The girls all started chopping their hands and a few men sadly helped out with big and small bags.
"Xiao Shen..."
"What?"
"You bought so many...why?"
"Give it to my nephew."
"What about me?" Ye Xiu felt a little aggrieved.
"Why do you still care about children when you're such an adult. Okay, I'll buy you a seal, and you can hold it yourself."
Ye Xiu was at a loss when he was stuffed with a seal pillow... This treatment is terrible!
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