Full-time Master Internet Addiction Youth Bao Yang Ji

After Ye Xiu finished beating the Blue Crystal Knights, he dropped the material of the Myriad Chance Umbrella, and smoked a cigarette contentedly. Chen Guo took a measuring tape and measured them one by one, planning to go to customize the team uniforms.

"We have a lot of girls in our team! Skirts!!" Chen Guo could already imagine Shen Fengmian's words. In terms of beauty, we have already won.

Ye Xiu came back to his senses at this time: "Didn't Xiao Shen also wear it today... EMMMMM"

He seemed to understand something, why didn't he praise her more at that time?But there is nothing to say about wearing safety pants inside.That's right, Ye Xiu did see that she was wearing safety pants, and said that they were pretty good, don't worry, don't Su Mucheng like these too?Forget it, don't think too much about some things.

"Zhang Jiale."

"what?"

"Lend me your phone."

Zhang Jiale took out his mobile phone and told Ye Xiu, "I warn you not to mess around!"

"I don't have a mobile phone? Hurry up."

Ye Xiu used Zhang Jiale's phone to find Shen Fengmian's phone number, and sent her a text message: "It's pretty, really, don't be angry, it looks like a penguin, so cute."Just the emperor penguin, which is similar to the color of reincarnation, the fat one.

Shen Fengmian took out his mobile phone and saw Zhang Jiale's text message. After seeing the last sentence, his face turned pale.

The big taboo of girls is not to say that she is fat.

Ye Xiu had already stepped on the thunder, and even sent a sentence: "What supper tonight, we are waiting to be fed!"

Zhang Jiale snatched the phone and took a look. He thought it was over: "Old Ye, you talk like that, it's no wonder she doesn't cut you into a stick when she comes back!"

"Isn't it just lying flat in the arena and being beaten, it's okay."

"You have no limits, you don't understand women at all!! A woman's revenge is terrible!" Wei Chen touched his chest and felt that Ye Xiu was dead.

Chen Guo rolled her eyes: "You guys seem to understand women very well, how many times have you been in love?! I don't think you have even touched someone's hand before, so you have the nerve to say you understand women?! A bunch of nerds at home, pull it down! "

The three men looked at each other, then bowed their heads to the cruel reality.Then Ye Xiu cheered up suddenly: "No, I still held hands. I'm much better than them. I'm just a little worse than Fang Minghua."

"That's Xiao Shen letting you!"

"Traitor!" Zhang Jiale and Wei Chen despised Ye Xiu, this guy is really shameless, he is so good-looking when he gets cheap.

Bao Rongxing went upstairs with a few bottles of drinks and looked at Wei Chen and Zhang Jiale with a dazed look on Ye Xiu's attack: "Let go of the boss!!! I'm here to save you!!!"

"Fuck!!!"

"Baozi, drag Zhang Jiale away!!"

"okay!!!"

"Ye Xiu, you are despicable and shameless!!! You actually call someone!!!"

"What are you shouting about! Two against two, it's fair!"

Zhang Jiale's height was no match for Bao Rongxing's. Chen Guo covered her face, thinking that Ye Xiu, a great god, had completely changed from cloud to mud in her mind, and she might still have to roll in the muddy water a few times.

When Shen Fengmian came back, he did bring Ye Xiu and the others supper, but when he opened it, there was a basin full of cold rabbits, but at least half of them were peppers, blood red, and very spicy: "Eat it, I specially found it. The proprietress who owns a restaurant from Sichuan made it for me, the most authentic Sichuan Zigong cold-eat rabbit. It’s more spicy, I know you’ll like it.”

Ye Xiu was choked by the spicy taste and coughed to death.As soon as I opened it, the spicy aroma wafted far away.

Zhang Jiale and Wei Chen looked at Ye Xiu with sympathetic eyes: "Old Ye, you are really blessed."

"I'm so blessed, of course I can't eat it alone. Come on, Zhang Jiale, Lao Wei, you also have the light of me, the God of Glory, eat together. Besides, look how considerate our little Shen is. Ah, I even took your share, this is a washbasin! Where can I eat by myself, come here!"

Zhang Jiale directly took the chopsticks and started eating. People from Yunnan can still eat spicy food, but it's just a little heavier than usual. After eating it, he was sweating and numbing, and from time to time he uttered a few words in Kunming dialect, which made Shen Fengmian feel uncomfortable while eating Comparing my heart: "Where did you buy it, this taste is good!!!!"

"If you can't drink, I think two bottles of cold beer would be so cool!" Zhang Jiale said happily: "Oh, why don't you move your chopsticks, Ye Xiu? We agreed to enjoy it together?"

Ye Xiu, who had been in Hangzhou for ten years, and Wei Chen, a Guangzhou native, felt what it was like to be ruled by Sichuan spicy.

"Would you like some more?! It's so delicious!!! It's been a long time since I've eaten such authentic rabbit meat! Let me tell you that we don't do that in Yunnan, we in Yunnan..." Zhang Jiale, as a potential foodie At the beginning, you and Shen Fengmian studied how to make delicious food in Yunnan.

"Did you make it? Dasun, that funny guy, once got poisoned after eating too many mushrooms!"

"Zhang Jiale, you are poisonous!!!" Wei Chen sprayed it, saying that he was poisoned, standing on a chair and rowing a boat, luckily he didn't go to Yunnan to eat mushrooms!

"Go, go, what's poisonous! Is it normal for Yunnan people not to eat mushrooms?! I'm ignorant, and I've been poisoned before! But it's delicious!! I can't stop!!!"

Wei Chen and Ye Xiu were frowning, sticking out their tongues all the time, and Ye Xiu kept drinking water, this revenge is too fast...

Chen Guo is not afraid of spicy food: "It's not bad, the taste is quite good, Xiao Shen will buy some later."

"I have a question, Zhang Jiale, what did you see when you were poisoned?" Ye Xiu seemed to have found an entry point to gain a deeper understanding of his team members.

Zhang Jiale blushed suddenly: "I won't tell you!"

"It's okay, I'll ask Sun Zheping on Penguin later, too." Ye Xiu's deep eyes had already touched Zhang Jiale's cell phone aside, he opened his button to automatically log in, searched for Blossoming Chaos, and planned to get Sun Zheping in the group Zhe Ping circled it: "Confess by yourself or let Sun Zheping blow you up? Comrade Zhang Jiale, you choose one."

"I was poisoned back then, how did I know what I was doing!!!" Zhang Jiale didn't even want to say that he was the worst victim of eating too many poisonous mushrooms.

Say more are tears.

Everyone in Yunnan has been poisoned. Zhang Jiale had hallucinations from poisoning. At that time, the whole Hundred Blossoms was poisoned. The difference was that he ate a few more servings because of his greedy mouth. Others ate less, and it was not as serious as him.

Zhang Jiale, he, climbed onto the table in the training room, took off his coat and shouted, "Give me a skirt, I want to dance..." In Zhang Jiale's mind, there are hundreds of villains pulling him into clothes made of flowers and dancing together, hey I can't control it at all.

Sun Zheping was dumbfounded and speechless.Then he really stood on the table alone and danced for a long time.

Later, it was discovered that he was poisoned and sent to the hospital. It was said that he still kept on talking, full of Kunming dialect, there is a dragon in my quilt! !He also told Sun Zheping why there are so many villains dancing in the ward! !

It's tears at most, but fortunately it didn't have any impact on my career.It is said that if everyone was not from Yunnan, and if Sun Zheping knew that mushroom poisoning in Yunnan was normal at that time, he would almost have sent Zhang Jiale in as if he was taking too much drugs. After all, he had not started training after eating, and he He suddenly climbed up to the table and took off his coat, and then stripped off his vest, shirtless, and turned the audience up...

All Baihua lived in the same cafeteria, and everyone else had mild symptoms. As far as his hallucinations were the most obvious and embarrassing, he was lucky to a certain extent.

"It's okay, Lele, isn't it just shirtless?" Ye Xiu comforted Zhang Jiale, it was really miserable, worse than winning three runner-ups, Zhang Jiale.

Wei Chen died laughing on the chair, but he was still too hot to speak.

"Mushrooms, are they really that delicious?" Shen Fengmian looked at Zhang Jiale, his eyes fluttering.

"That's a must! There is no Yunnanese who doesn't eat fungi!" Zhang Jiale said confidently, "Yunnan people eat fungi!"

When Ye Xiu saw the look in Shen Fengmian's eyes, he felt that something was wrong, no way, just in case... After all, she is a foodie.

"I won't be going to Guangzhou this summer! Let's go to Kunming to eat mushrooms!!!!" Shen Fengmian patted the table: "I'll go back and charter a flight!"

"Okay, okay!!" Zhang Jiale and Shen Fengmian clapped their hands together to swear.

Ye Xiu clutched his forehead in despair: "What if Zhang Jiale runs naked?"

"Fucking old Ye, why didn't you say that you would dance naked after eating too many fungus?!" Zhang Jiale glared.

"Because I don't know how to eat fungus. Don't worry, I just need to watch you make a fool of yourself." Ye Xiu was very calm: "Xiao Shen, come here."

Shen Fengmian reluctantly moved aside: "Why?"

Ye Xiu took the chili pepper off the corner of her mouth without any hassle, Zhang Jiale suddenly felt that his dog eyes were really blind, who said that Ye Xiu had a low EQ and he was the first to shoot him to death!

"Chili, your mouth is so swollen that it looks like Ouyang Feng who is everywhere..."

It can be said that Shen Fengmian felt the ups and downs of life in an instant. One second, he felt that this person was enlightened and he was suddenly better for me. The next second, he really wanted to strangle him to death.It can be said that Shen Fengmian's self-cultivation is absolutely perfect, and her ability to hold her breath is also her advantage, otherwise she would have been pissed off by Ye Xiu long ago, but she is not without ways to fix Ye Xiu.

"You said you are not afraid of getting fat after eating so much rabbit meat?" Ye Xiu continued to fight to the death.

"The rabbits are so cute, I chose to eat them all." Shen Fengmian laughed. For the next week, Ye Xiu didn't have a dime of pocket money.

No pocket money means no cigarettes.Ye Xiu secretly asked Old Wei for cigarettes but failed. That's another story. In short, for the next week, Ye Xiu lived a pitiful life without cigarettes.

Bao Rongxing was so hot that he couldn't speak at this time, and he didn't even bother to ask what constellation you are.

The next day, Ye Xiu and Wei Chen's chrysanthemums were disabled and they squatted in the toilet for a long time, almost crying, so Zhang Jiale was jumping around outside the toilet, laughing and thinking, Ye Xiu, you bastard, you have today.

The two limped out of the toilet, and Ye Xiu felt that he had just come back to life: "The woman at the bottom of the mountain is a tiger!"

"The old man said long ago that women are not to be messed with!"

"You can't say that, Xiao Shen's cooking is still very good. The cooking is delicious." After Ye Xiu boasted in front of Wei Chen.

"Shut up, winner in life, have a cigarette!"

Ye Xiu fumbled in his pocket for a long time but couldn't find a pack of cigarettes: "I remember there was a pack of soft Chinese in my pocket..."

"Hurry up, the old man will die if he doesn't smoke!"

"I said, Old Wei, don't you have one yourself? Why do you ask me for it, give me one..."

Wei Chen fumbled for a long time but couldn't find where the cigarette in his pocket went: "How can I remember that I wasn't wearing this coat yesterday?"

"I seem to be too..."

Chen Guo looked at the two people and muttered about the coat for a long time: "You mean the coat? Xiao Shen sent it for dry cleaning in the morning. He said that spicy food tastes strong."

"Then where did she put my cigarettes?"

"How do I know? You can ask her yourself."

"Didn't she go to school?"

"Call by myself, early in the morning, either surfing the Internet or smoking, I asked you two, can you follow Zhang Jiale's lead and live a healthier life?" Chen Guo was almost pissed off.

Zhang Jiale was instantly overjoyed, well said!The boss is the boss!He, Zhang Jiale, can be considered elated!There is also this day! : "That's right, be healthy! E-sports players don't smoke!"

"steamed stuffed bun."

"exist!"

"Sing Zeng Yike's song to Zhang Jiale!"

Zhang Jiale's expression turned pale immediately, oh my god, the magic sound pierced through his brain, Ye Buxiu, please remember! ! ! !