Full-time Master Internet Addiction Youth Bao Yang Ji
Chapter 13 This Haha Not That Haha
If you want to ask Zhou Zekai if he is happy this weekend?Zhou Zekai will definitely tell you with a shy smile: happy.
Zhou Zekai had a little aunt, and he had a good relationship with him when he was a child. Because the little aunt was a member of the super-born guerrillas, her father always disliked her and wanted to give her away. So it is said that she had a hard time when she was a child, and later lived in his house. for a long time.Later, he went to the provincial martial arts team and said that he came back with a national championship. Little Zhou Zekai naturally thought that his little aunt was very handsome.
Later, he heard that his little aunt with bright eyes and white teeth who could speak had a serious leg injury, and the family sent her to the German Orthopedic Hospital for leg treatment...
Then, during the New Years and holidays, his uncle would bring him a bunch of presents, saying that it was brought by his little aunt. When his uncle was in college, he came home from the youth training team of Team Samsara. Chat with him about Ye Qiu.
But that was a long time ago. My uncle took over part of the family property and fell out with his grumpy uncle and grandpa. He went to S city to continue to do real estate. After graduating from university, he was busy doing business and opening up the market in S city. There is no time to play with him.The business is booming, and by the way, they bought some shares in their Samsara.
Yes, his uncle is a fan of Ye Qiu of One Autumn Leaf, even if he became the captain in reincarnation, he would still ask him for Ye Qiu's autograph... In fact, speaking from his conscience, Ye Qiu is a senior he respects very much, so he signed his name. ... In fact, he didn't have one himself.
His little aunt went to the Samsara team training base together with her mother to pick him up.
To be honest, Zhou Zekai really didn't recognize his little aunt all of a sudden. After all, it had been a long time since we met.
When Jiang Botao was stuffed with a bunch of white roses, he felt a lot of pressure.
Speaking with conscience, his team captain has a lot of suitors, tens of millions of fans on Weibo, and countless people shouting every day that they want to have a monkey with Zhou Zekai.
This is the first time that the mother-in-law chased them to the Samsara team, and he came to visit with big bags and small bags.
Zhou Zekai's mother stood behind Shen Fengmian and smiled.
Jiang Botao followed with a bunch of white roses and a 1.7-meter teddy bear, feeling that he was really... very hard.
Shen Fengmian carried the two heavy boxes on the left and right and followed their manager quickly.
"Auntie, who is this?" Jiang Botao whispered to Zhou Zekai's mother, don't tell him that their captain is really...
"You really want to know?"
"I haven't heard the captain say that."
Jiang Botao felt a little pitiful, it's nothing to hide it, their captain didn't treat him as an outsider.
Shen Fengmian recognized Zhou Zekai at a glance, threw the two boxes and rushed over to give Zhou Zekai a hug.The momentum of kissing him on the face just a few times made his whole body stiffen.
Seeing his mother laughing nonstop behind him, he said with a puzzled face, "Little, little aunt?"
When Jiang Botao heard this name, his whole body was in a mess. His team leader wanted to call this young girl little aunt. He...why would he call Zhou Zekai's mother and aunt in the future...
"YES! You guessed it right, I am your wise and beautiful little aunt!" Then Shen Fengmian slapped his little nephew first in the face in order to have advantages and not take advantage of his family.
Jiang Botao felt that he couldn't watch it.He felt like he was going to go blind today.
Zhou Zekai blushed, "Little, little aunt..."
Mother Zhou still smiled and said nothing: "Mianmian just came back from abroad, it's normal."
Jiang Botao really couldn't spare his hand to cover his chest. If someone took a picture, their Samsara PR department would have to work overtime tonight.
The next time is the time when the mother and the mother's sisters greet the juniors.
Zhou Zekai was naturally not immune.
The two boxes of salutes are basically clothes brought from home. Mother Zhou is afraid that her son will be frozen in the training base in winter and has long forgotten that the base has air conditioning. new.
Zhou Zekai wanted to say that in fact, it is useless for our base to have special personnel to change and wash.But most sons can't hold back their mother.
Zhou Zekai could only stand silently and watch his own mother toss about.
Shen Fengmian took out the presents from the box when he had nothing to do. There was a stack of small 60cm teddy bears: "I don't know what you kids like, so I bought a bunch of them. You can share them with them later. There's chocolate."
"...We are not children anymore." Zhou Zekai said dully.
"What does that matter, you are all my little nephews, they are all of your generation, you see how embarrassed I am for nothing." Shen Fengmian looked serious.
"so……"
Jiang Botao, who was holding an oversized teddy bear at the door, was so tired. He was taken advantage of by the captain's little aunt for no reason, and turned into a child in an instant.
While Zhou's mother was helping to clean up the dormitory room, although it was very tidy and there was nothing wrong with it, all mothers in the world were the same, they always thought their children were not clean.
Zhou Zekai was also very helpless, and he couldn't hold his mother.Taking advantage of his spare time, Shen Fengmian and his nephew exchanged Weibo, Koukou and phone calls. Jiang Botao squeezed into the door with a big teddy bear in his arms. mobile phone, and then standing together to take selfies non-stop, Jiang Botao became a living background of human flesh, of course, the background was the bear blocking his face.
When Shen Fengmian was happy, he sent out the meager beauty, and Zhou Zekai reposted it, saying that his little aunt was pretty, and he liked it.
It's the weekend, so you can't let the mother take her son home, right?Shen Fengmian was not too polite, before he left, he asked their manager for a lot of Zhou Zekai posters and stuffed them in the car in a mess, and took them home by the way.
Jiang Botao hugged the 1.7-meter teddy bear and watched Zhou Zekai's family of three go back.He always felt that the Samsara Public Relations Department...was not doing well.His intuition was certainly right.At this moment, Weibo, Huang Shaotian has already caused great waves.
During the day, the three of them dressed up in disguise and played for a day, so naturally they went home for dinner.
Naturally, homework is indispensable at the dinner table.
For example, Shen Fengmian ran away from home, or Shen Fengmian brought this little webmaster home and made her father so angry that he wanted to freeze her penis, but her property had already been transferred.
Simply witty.
Zhou Zekai was stunned when he heard that, as soon as his little aunt returned to China, he would fight to the death with her father. Although he had been hearing gossip from his parents all the time, he really didn't know the details.
"Your little aunt is amazing. She eloped with a little webmaster who graduated from junior high school." Zhou's mother naturally guessed that Shen Fengmian was deliberately annoying her father: "Oh Mianmian, I heard you said that young man is nice. What's his name?" coming?"
"He said that his original name was Ye Qiu, as if he was playing some kind of glory, but now he changed his name to Ye Xiu." Shen Fengmian said calmly: "It seems that he has won several championships... um... that's probably the case. thing."
The rice in Zhou Zekai's mouth sprayed out directly, and the rest choked into the trachea, coughing non-stop.
"Zekai, what's the matter with you?" Mother Zhou asked with concern.
Shen Fengmian comforted Zhou Zekai, "Are you choking?"
Knowing how to play Glory, winning the championship, and also called Ye Qiu...he only knows one...
It's a small world...
"network management?"
"You mean Ye Xiu? Yes, he's retired and is working as a network administrator."
Zhou Zekai couldn't believe it, he knew about Ye Qiu's retirement, and it was impossible for him to know the specific reason in reincarnation.He didn't really believe what Excellent Era said at the press conference. Although Excellent Era's performance had declined in the past few years, as far as he had watched Ye Qiu's previous games, just like what Huang Shaotian said, Ye Qiu's monster was almost There is no such thing as a decline in status.
In Glory, the one who is still so good at fighting after ten years, except for Ye Qiu is Han Wenqing.
Zhou Zekai felt that it was necessary for him to talk to his little aunt to find out if it was the Ye Qiu he knew.If it was that Ye Qiu, he shouldn't have retired to become a network manager, that's not right.
But that's not the point, the point is that if his uncle knew that Ye Qiu was actually the one who eloped...
Zhou Zekai felt that it was really not good.His eldest uncle is a sister-in-law... Famous far and wide, even the phone lock screen photos are photos of his little aunt when she was a child... It's just perverted.
"Hey, Mianmian, if you live with a man, you're not afraid of anything going wrong?"
"It's okay, there are two girls living with me, don't worry, he really dares to do something, haven't I practiced it? The foundation is still there. Right, Zekai?"
Zhou Zekai knew how powerful she was, and Ye Qiu won if he could go through three tricks without getting his jaw dropped.The provincial championship trophy is still in his study, and it's not fake.
So he nodded vigorously.
After dinner, he had a series of discussions with his little aunt on whether Ye Xiu was Ye Qiu. Although he didn't talk much, it didn't mean he couldn't speak.It's just a little shy, and it's not bad to say in front of my family.
That is to say concisely.
In the end Zhou Zekai finally confirmed that Ye Xiu was Ye Qiu. There were some things that Ye Xiu didn't tell others, and he probably didn't want to tell them.
Only then did Shen Fengmian truly realize how powerful Ye Xiu was in their glory circle.
Zhou Zekai gave Shen Fengmian a brief summary of Ye Xiu's status in their professional circle: "He is a god."
Then Zhou Zekai was a little disappointed: "It shouldn't be."
Of course Shen Fengmian understood the meaning of the little nephew, he felt that such a brilliant senior was an opponent, and it shouldn't be like that after retiring.
"I don't think he looks like someone who would just sit and do nothing."
"Ah."
"He said he would take me back to win a championship." Shen Fengmian had no doubts about Ye Xiu's ability, but Zhou Zekai was more convinced of it.
"That...you are also playing Glory??" Zhou Zekai was really a little puzzled now.
"No, I'm dizzy with 3D and can't play, but I can buy shares and sponsor a team or something."
Zhou Zekai watched Shen Fengmian for a long time, it is very possible, his uncle is a fan of Ye Xiu...but he is still a perverted sister...
Zhou Zekai felt that this scene was so beautiful that it was unimaginable. When he thought of the way his uncle was tearing Ye Xiu apart one second, the next second he was hugging his thigh like a dog's legs, I love you...
It was really scary. Zhou Zekai took out his mobile phone and swiped Weibo to suppress his shock, but he received thousands of QQ messages and more than 200 Weibo posts from Huang Shaotian in succession.
After much deliberation, he replied Huang Shaotian with two words: Hehe.
It's not a sneer, hehe, it's actually an expression of happiness, hehe, of course it's a pleasure to chat and watch TV with my little aunt.He was too lazy to worry about what Huang Shaotian was thinking about.
Zhou Zekai had a little aunt, and he had a good relationship with him when he was a child. Because the little aunt was a member of the super-born guerrillas, her father always disliked her and wanted to give her away. So it is said that she had a hard time when she was a child, and later lived in his house. for a long time.Later, he went to the provincial martial arts team and said that he came back with a national championship. Little Zhou Zekai naturally thought that his little aunt was very handsome.
Later, he heard that his little aunt with bright eyes and white teeth who could speak had a serious leg injury, and the family sent her to the German Orthopedic Hospital for leg treatment...
Then, during the New Years and holidays, his uncle would bring him a bunch of presents, saying that it was brought by his little aunt. When his uncle was in college, he came home from the youth training team of Team Samsara. Chat with him about Ye Qiu.
But that was a long time ago. My uncle took over part of the family property and fell out with his grumpy uncle and grandpa. He went to S city to continue to do real estate. After graduating from university, he was busy doing business and opening up the market in S city. There is no time to play with him.The business is booming, and by the way, they bought some shares in their Samsara.
Yes, his uncle is a fan of Ye Qiu of One Autumn Leaf, even if he became the captain in reincarnation, he would still ask him for Ye Qiu's autograph... In fact, speaking from his conscience, Ye Qiu is a senior he respects very much, so he signed his name. ... In fact, he didn't have one himself.
His little aunt went to the Samsara team training base together with her mother to pick him up.
To be honest, Zhou Zekai really didn't recognize his little aunt all of a sudden. After all, it had been a long time since we met.
When Jiang Botao was stuffed with a bunch of white roses, he felt a lot of pressure.
Speaking with conscience, his team captain has a lot of suitors, tens of millions of fans on Weibo, and countless people shouting every day that they want to have a monkey with Zhou Zekai.
This is the first time that the mother-in-law chased them to the Samsara team, and he came to visit with big bags and small bags.
Zhou Zekai's mother stood behind Shen Fengmian and smiled.
Jiang Botao followed with a bunch of white roses and a 1.7-meter teddy bear, feeling that he was really... very hard.
Shen Fengmian carried the two heavy boxes on the left and right and followed their manager quickly.
"Auntie, who is this?" Jiang Botao whispered to Zhou Zekai's mother, don't tell him that their captain is really...
"You really want to know?"
"I haven't heard the captain say that."
Jiang Botao felt a little pitiful, it's nothing to hide it, their captain didn't treat him as an outsider.
Shen Fengmian recognized Zhou Zekai at a glance, threw the two boxes and rushed over to give Zhou Zekai a hug.The momentum of kissing him on the face just a few times made his whole body stiffen.
Seeing his mother laughing nonstop behind him, he said with a puzzled face, "Little, little aunt?"
When Jiang Botao heard this name, his whole body was in a mess. His team leader wanted to call this young girl little aunt. He...why would he call Zhou Zekai's mother and aunt in the future...
"YES! You guessed it right, I am your wise and beautiful little aunt!" Then Shen Fengmian slapped his little nephew first in the face in order to have advantages and not take advantage of his family.
Jiang Botao felt that he couldn't watch it.He felt like he was going to go blind today.
Zhou Zekai blushed, "Little, little aunt..."
Mother Zhou still smiled and said nothing: "Mianmian just came back from abroad, it's normal."
Jiang Botao really couldn't spare his hand to cover his chest. If someone took a picture, their Samsara PR department would have to work overtime tonight.
The next time is the time when the mother and the mother's sisters greet the juniors.
Zhou Zekai was naturally not immune.
The two boxes of salutes are basically clothes brought from home. Mother Zhou is afraid that her son will be frozen in the training base in winter and has long forgotten that the base has air conditioning. new.
Zhou Zekai wanted to say that in fact, it is useless for our base to have special personnel to change and wash.But most sons can't hold back their mother.
Zhou Zekai could only stand silently and watch his own mother toss about.
Shen Fengmian took out the presents from the box when he had nothing to do. There was a stack of small 60cm teddy bears: "I don't know what you kids like, so I bought a bunch of them. You can share them with them later. There's chocolate."
"...We are not children anymore." Zhou Zekai said dully.
"What does that matter, you are all my little nephews, they are all of your generation, you see how embarrassed I am for nothing." Shen Fengmian looked serious.
"so……"
Jiang Botao, who was holding an oversized teddy bear at the door, was so tired. He was taken advantage of by the captain's little aunt for no reason, and turned into a child in an instant.
While Zhou's mother was helping to clean up the dormitory room, although it was very tidy and there was nothing wrong with it, all mothers in the world were the same, they always thought their children were not clean.
Zhou Zekai was also very helpless, and he couldn't hold his mother.Taking advantage of his spare time, Shen Fengmian and his nephew exchanged Weibo, Koukou and phone calls. Jiang Botao squeezed into the door with a big teddy bear in his arms. mobile phone, and then standing together to take selfies non-stop, Jiang Botao became a living background of human flesh, of course, the background was the bear blocking his face.
When Shen Fengmian was happy, he sent out the meager beauty, and Zhou Zekai reposted it, saying that his little aunt was pretty, and he liked it.
It's the weekend, so you can't let the mother take her son home, right?Shen Fengmian was not too polite, before he left, he asked their manager for a lot of Zhou Zekai posters and stuffed them in the car in a mess, and took them home by the way.
Jiang Botao hugged the 1.7-meter teddy bear and watched Zhou Zekai's family of three go back.He always felt that the Samsara Public Relations Department...was not doing well.His intuition was certainly right.At this moment, Weibo, Huang Shaotian has already caused great waves.
During the day, the three of them dressed up in disguise and played for a day, so naturally they went home for dinner.
Naturally, homework is indispensable at the dinner table.
For example, Shen Fengmian ran away from home, or Shen Fengmian brought this little webmaster home and made her father so angry that he wanted to freeze her penis, but her property had already been transferred.
Simply witty.
Zhou Zekai was stunned when he heard that, as soon as his little aunt returned to China, he would fight to the death with her father. Although he had been hearing gossip from his parents all the time, he really didn't know the details.
"Your little aunt is amazing. She eloped with a little webmaster who graduated from junior high school." Zhou's mother naturally guessed that Shen Fengmian was deliberately annoying her father: "Oh Mianmian, I heard you said that young man is nice. What's his name?" coming?"
"He said that his original name was Ye Qiu, as if he was playing some kind of glory, but now he changed his name to Ye Xiu." Shen Fengmian said calmly: "It seems that he has won several championships... um... that's probably the case. thing."
The rice in Zhou Zekai's mouth sprayed out directly, and the rest choked into the trachea, coughing non-stop.
"Zekai, what's the matter with you?" Mother Zhou asked with concern.
Shen Fengmian comforted Zhou Zekai, "Are you choking?"
Knowing how to play Glory, winning the championship, and also called Ye Qiu...he only knows one...
It's a small world...
"network management?"
"You mean Ye Xiu? Yes, he's retired and is working as a network administrator."
Zhou Zekai couldn't believe it, he knew about Ye Qiu's retirement, and it was impossible for him to know the specific reason in reincarnation.He didn't really believe what Excellent Era said at the press conference. Although Excellent Era's performance had declined in the past few years, as far as he had watched Ye Qiu's previous games, just like what Huang Shaotian said, Ye Qiu's monster was almost There is no such thing as a decline in status.
In Glory, the one who is still so good at fighting after ten years, except for Ye Qiu is Han Wenqing.
Zhou Zekai felt that it was necessary for him to talk to his little aunt to find out if it was the Ye Qiu he knew.If it was that Ye Qiu, he shouldn't have retired to become a network manager, that's not right.
But that's not the point, the point is that if his uncle knew that Ye Qiu was actually the one who eloped...
Zhou Zekai felt that it was really not good.His eldest uncle is a sister-in-law... Famous far and wide, even the phone lock screen photos are photos of his little aunt when she was a child... It's just perverted.
"Hey, Mianmian, if you live with a man, you're not afraid of anything going wrong?"
"It's okay, there are two girls living with me, don't worry, he really dares to do something, haven't I practiced it? The foundation is still there. Right, Zekai?"
Zhou Zekai knew how powerful she was, and Ye Qiu won if he could go through three tricks without getting his jaw dropped.The provincial championship trophy is still in his study, and it's not fake.
So he nodded vigorously.
After dinner, he had a series of discussions with his little aunt on whether Ye Xiu was Ye Qiu. Although he didn't talk much, it didn't mean he couldn't speak.It's just a little shy, and it's not bad to say in front of my family.
That is to say concisely.
In the end Zhou Zekai finally confirmed that Ye Xiu was Ye Qiu. There were some things that Ye Xiu didn't tell others, and he probably didn't want to tell them.
Only then did Shen Fengmian truly realize how powerful Ye Xiu was in their glory circle.
Zhou Zekai gave Shen Fengmian a brief summary of Ye Xiu's status in their professional circle: "He is a god."
Then Zhou Zekai was a little disappointed: "It shouldn't be."
Of course Shen Fengmian understood the meaning of the little nephew, he felt that such a brilliant senior was an opponent, and it shouldn't be like that after retiring.
"I don't think he looks like someone who would just sit and do nothing."
"Ah."
"He said he would take me back to win a championship." Shen Fengmian had no doubts about Ye Xiu's ability, but Zhou Zekai was more convinced of it.
"That...you are also playing Glory??" Zhou Zekai was really a little puzzled now.
"No, I'm dizzy with 3D and can't play, but I can buy shares and sponsor a team or something."
Zhou Zekai watched Shen Fengmian for a long time, it is very possible, his uncle is a fan of Ye Xiu...but he is still a perverted sister...
Zhou Zekai felt that this scene was so beautiful that it was unimaginable. When he thought of the way his uncle was tearing Ye Xiu apart one second, the next second he was hugging his thigh like a dog's legs, I love you...
It was really scary. Zhou Zekai took out his mobile phone and swiped Weibo to suppress his shock, but he received thousands of QQ messages and more than 200 Weibo posts from Huang Shaotian in succession.
After much deliberation, he replied Huang Shaotian with two words: Hehe.
It's not a sneer, hehe, it's actually an expression of happiness, hehe, of course it's a pleasure to chat and watch TV with my little aunt.He was too lazy to worry about what Huang Shaotian was thinking about.
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